IT READS THREE HIGH RANKING U.S.

它閱讀了三個高排名的美國。

GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SAY UFO'S ARE REAL, THAT WAS THE HEADLINE.

政府官員說UFO是真的，這是頭條。

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ SURE, 2020, WHY NOT.

誠實的頭條新聞應該讀到肯定，2020，為什麼不。

>> YES, THAT IS GREAT.

>> 是的，這是偉大的。

>> James: MAX GREENFIELD IS HERE, EVERYBODY.

>> 詹姆斯。MAX GREENFIELD是在這裡，EVERYBODY。

>> SURPRISE.

>> 驚喜。

>> James: HEY, MAX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE.

>> 詹姆斯:嘿，麥克斯，你在這裡做什麼。

>> I WAS WATCHING THE SHOW.

>> 我在看節目。

I MEAN LOOK, I DON'T GET TO GET OUT A LOT.

我的意思是，你看，我沒有得到得到出了很多。

WATCHING LIVE COMEDY, OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, YES.

看現場喜劇，一生的機會，是的。

HONEST HEADLINES, THIS IS GREAT.

誠實的標題，這是偉大的。

>> James: WHAT A LOVELY THING, I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY ARE YOU

>> 詹姆斯。多麼美好的事情，我可以肯定地說，你是。

THE FIRST AND ONLY GUEST WHO HAS EVER DONE THIS AND ST LOVELY TO

第一個也是唯一的客人誰曾經做過這個，ST愛到。

SIGH, I'M YOU WILL FOR IT.

嘆息，我是你的意志為它。

>> SO AM I, CARRY ON, DON'T LET ME DISTRACT.

>> 我也是，繼續，別讓我分心。

DO YOUR THING, I'M JUST HERE, LISTENING, EXCITE, DO YOUR

做你的事，我只是在這裡，聽，興奮，做你的。

THING.

事情。

>> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

>> 好吧，好吧。

THIS NEXT HEAD LINE COMES FROM CNN AND IT READS VIRGIN

下一個標題來自CNN，上面寫著 "弗吉尼亞州"。

HYPERLOOP COMPLETES FIRST TEST WITH ACTUAL PASSENGERS THARK IS

HYPERLOOP完成了首次與實際乘客的測試，THARK是。

THE HEADLINE.

頭條新聞：

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE SAID VIRGIN APOLOGIZES FOR

誠實的頭條新聞應該說VIRGIN道歉了

COMPLETING FIRST TEST TOO SOON.

太早完成第一次測試。

>> YEAH, THAT IS THE STF STUFF.

>> 是的，這就是STF STUFF。

>> James: MAX GREEBFIELD APPROVED, THANK YOU, MAX,

>> 詹姆斯。MAX GREEBFIELD準許，謝謝你，MAX。

LOVELY, ALL RIGHT.

可愛的，所有的權利。

THIS NEXT ONE IF FOX NEWS READS AFTER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP'S

這下一個如果福克斯新聞閱讀後總統唐納德-特朗普的。

2020 LOSS, CAN HE RUN AGAIN IN 2024.

2020年失利，他能不能在2024年再次參選。

THE THAT IS THE HEADLINE F SHOULD HAVE READ OH, OH, OH GOD,

這就是標題F應該讀到的哦，哦，哦，上帝。

AAAHHH.

AAAHHH。

>> OH MY GOD, HONEST HEADLINES, MORE LIKE REALLY HONEST

>> 哦，我的上帝，誠實的頭條新聞，更多的是像真正的誠實

HEADLINES.

頭條新聞：

OH MY GOD, I TELL YOU JAMES, THESE THINGS, THEY CUT LIKE A

哦，我的上帝，我告訴你，詹姆斯，這些東西，它們像一個切割。

KNIFE.

刀：

>> James: SORRY, MAX, WOULD YOU.

>> 詹姆斯。對不起，MAX，你會。

>> YOU'RE KILLING T YOU'RE KILLING IT.

>> 你要殺了它，你要殺了它。

>> James: I APPRECIATE IT.

>> 詹姆斯。我很欣賞它。

BUT WOULD YOU MIND NOT DOING THAT.

但你能不能不要這樣做。

>> OH MY GOSH, JAMES, MY BAD, SO SORRY.

>> 哦，我的天哪，詹姆斯，我的壞，很抱歉。

I JUST, I LOVE THE HONEST HEADLINES, MAN, THEY'RE GREAT.

我只是，我喜歡誠實的標題，男人，他們是偉大的。

THIS IS YOUR CARPOOL KARAOKE.

這是你的卡拉OK車。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: CARPOOL KARAOKE IS MY CARPOOL KARAOKE.

>> 詹姆斯。CARPOOL KARAOKE是我的CARPOOL KARAOKE。

>> RIGHT, IT IS YOU.

>> 對，就是你。

THAT YOU IN THE CAR, ARE YO SUNGING I LOVE THAT BIT TOO BUT

你在車上，你在唱歌嗎？ 我也喜歡這一點。

I LIKE THE HONEST HEADLINES.

我喜歡誠實的頭條新聞。

THEY'RE GREAT, CARRY ON.

他們是偉大的，繼續。

>> James: OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。好的。

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

THIS NEXT ONE COMES FROM.

這下一個來自：

>> COMES FROM NPR AND IT READS POLANDER ACCIDENTALLY INNOVATED

>>來自美國國家公共廣播電臺，它的內容是：波蘭意外地進行了創新。

CZECH REPUBLIC IN MINOR MISUNDERSTANDING, THAT IS THE

誤解的捷克共和國，那是

HEADLINE.

HEADLINE：

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ MINOR MISUNDERSTANDING IS

誠實的標題應該讀作MINOR MISUNDERSTANDING是。

MAJOR UNDERSTATEMENT.

主要說明：

(LAUGHTER) I KNOW, THAT'S-- I KNOW I'M NOT

我知道，這是 - 我知道我不是

SUPPOSED TO BUT THAT WAS JUST-- IT'S GOOD, IT'S FUNNY, I

應該是，但那只是... ... 這是很好的，這很有趣，我。

CAN'T HELP IT, IF IS TOO HONEST.

不能幫助它，如果它太誠實。

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BECAUSE IT IS THE HEADLINE AND THEN YOU

你知道我的意思，因為它是標題，然後你

BRING-- AND YOU'RE LIKE, THIS IS REALLY WHAT THEY SHOULD BE

帶來 - 你想，這真是他們應該做的事情。

SAYING-- IT'S GREAT, I LOVE IT.

說... ... 它是偉大的，我喜歡它。

IT IS YOUR TIMING T IS HONESTY, I LOVE IT, IT IS GREAT.

這是你的時間T是誠實的，我喜歡它，這是偉大的。

I'M SO SORRY.

我很抱歉。

>> James: MAX, THIS IS SO DISTRICT-- DISTRACTING.

>> 詹姆斯。麥克斯，這是如此的區域 - 分散。

>> JAMES, IF SOMEBODY IS LAUGHING AT YOUR JOKES,-- OR IS

>> 詹姆斯，如果有人在笑你的笑話，--或者是...

THAT TOO HONEST.

那太誠實了。

SORRY, I HAD TO DO IT, I'M ONE OF YOUR HEADLINES.

對不起，我不得不這麼做，我是你的頭條之一。

>> James: PEOPLE LAUGHING ISN'T-- IT IS WHAT YOU ARE

>> 詹姆斯：人們笑不是 -- 是你是什麼。

DOING.

做：

EVERYONE IN HERE IS LAUGHING.

這裡的每個人都在笑。

>> I KNOW BUT THESE AREN'T REAL LAUGHS.

>> 我知道，但這些都不是真正的笑聲。

YOU'RE THE BOSS, THEY'RE PAID TO LAUGH.

你是老闆，他們是受僱於人的笑聲。

>> James: THAT IS NOT TRUE.

>> 詹姆斯。這是不正確的。

THAT-- NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

那 -- 不，那不是真的。

THEY ARE LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY THINK IT'S FUNNY, RIGHT, CECE.

他們在笑，因為他們認為這是有趣的，對吧，CECE。

>> YEAH T IS VERY, VERY FUNNY.

>> YEAH T是非常，非常有趣。

>> James: IAN, WE SPENT A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER, I KNOW YOUR

>> 詹姆斯。IAN，我們花了很多時間在一起，我知道你的。

LAUGH, THAT WAS THE REAL THUNKING, RIGHT?

笑，這才是真正的咚咚聲，對吧？

>> YOU KNOW IT, BABY.

>> 你知道的，寶貝。

>> James: THERE YOU GO.

>> 詹姆斯。你去那裡。

>> HEY IAN, DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT THE PUNCH LINE OF THE

>> 嘿，伊安，你能告訴我，這本書的插曲是什麼嗎？

LAST JOKE YOU JUST HEARD WAS, THE ONE YOU WERE LAUGHING ABOUT?

你剛才聽到的最後一個笑話是，你在笑的那個？

>> YEAH, YEAH, IT IS.

>> 是的，是的，就是這樣。

>> GO FOR IT.

>> 去吧。

>> IT IS NOT SO MUCH LIKE THE WORDS AS THE DLUFERY.

>> 它並不像單詞一樣，而是DLUFERY。

I WAS KIND OF LAUGHING AT THE DELIVERY.

我在送貨的時候還笑了一下。

YOU DELIVER THINGS SOD GOO, THAT IS WHY YOU ARE THE KING, CORDO.

你把東西送來，所以你是國王，CORDO。

>> James: OKAY, MAX, LOOK, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE

>> 詹姆斯。好的，麥克斯，聽著，我很期待著。

INTERVIEW.

採訪：

I REALLY AM.

我真的是。

BUT I THINK YOU NEED TO LEAVE.

但我覺得你應該離開。

I THINK IT IS ET ABOUTER THAT YOU ARE NOT HERE FOR THIS, OKAY?

我想你不是來這裡的，好嗎？

>> YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?

>> 你想讓我離開？

>> James: YES, IF THAT IS OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，如果可以的話。

THE BIT WILL FLOW BETTER WITHOUT YOU HERE.

沒有你在這裡，比特會更好地流動。

>> I GUESS I WILL COME BACK LATER.

>> 我想我以後還會再來的。

>> James: ABSOLUTELY, LOOKING FORWARD TO THE INTERVIEW, IT IS

>> 詹姆斯。當然，期待著採訪，這是

JUST EASIER IF YOU ARE NOT HERE, ALL RIGHT.

只是更容易，如果你不在這裡，所有的權利。

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> 好的。

JUST JUST BEING HONEST WITH YOU.

只是跟你說實話。

>> James: THANK YOU MAX.

>> 詹姆斯:謝謝你，MAX。

ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, LET'S CRACK ON.

好吧，好吧，好吧，讓我們破解上。

OKAY, THIS NEXT ONE COMES FROM THE HUFFINGTON POST AND IT READS

好了，接下來這篇來自《赫芬頓郵報》的報道，內容是：

FLORIDA WOMAN DENIES PRIZE WHEN HER THOUSAND DOLLAR LOTTERY

佛羅里達州婦女拒絕獎金，當她的幾百萬美元的彩票

TICKET WAS LOST IN THE MAIL.

票子丟在郵件裡了。

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ ONLY ONE WOMAN HAD A REASON

誠實的頭條本來應該讀到只有一個女人有理由。

NOT TO VOTE BY MAIL.

不要通過郵件投票。

>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

>> 這是個好主意。

HA, HA.

哈，哈。

>> James: MAX MICROPHONE IS STILL ON, IS HIS-- CAN I STILL

>> 詹姆斯:最大的麥克風還在，是他的... ... 我可以繼續。

HEAR MAX, CAN WE TURN HIS MICROPHONE OFF.

聽聽麥克斯，我們能不能把他的手機關掉。

ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

好吧，好吧。

HERE WE GO.

在這裡，我們去。

I WILL READ THE NEXT ONE.

我會讀下一本的

THERE IS NO MAX.

沒有最大值。

WHAT I WANT IS EVERYBODY HERE TO REACT NATURALLY.

我想要的是這裡的每個人都能自然反應。

JUST A NATURAL REACTION.

只是一種自然的反應。

OKAY.

好的。

THIS NEXT ONE COMES FROM CNN.

下一個來自CNN。

AND IT READS CRATE OF ORANGES SELL FOR $9,400 IN JAPAN, THAT

而這一箱橙子在日本賣到9400美元，這一點。

IS THE HEADLINE.

是頭條。

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ ORANGES MAKING SERIOUS

誠實的頭條應該讀作橘子在做嚴肅的事情。

GREEN.

綠色：

THERE YOU GO, SEE, AN HONEST LAUGH, THEY LIKED IT.

給你，看，一個誠實的笑，他們喜歡它。

>> OH NO, IT IS I GOT A FUNNY MEME FROM A FRIEND.

>> 哦，不，這是我得到了一個朋友的有趣的消息。

>> James: LET'S TRY ONE MORE, FROM ABC NEWS.

>> 詹姆斯。讓我們再試一次，從ABC新聞。

AND THIS SAYS NATURAL LAUGH, ALL RIGHT, TAKE YOUR PHONE AWAY,

這說明自然的笑，所有的權利， 把你的手機拿走。

THANK YOU.

謝謝你。

OKAY.

好的。

THIS ONE FROM ABC NEWS READS WOMAN POSING AS FBI AGENT SOUGHT

美國廣播公司的新聞報道說，一名冒充聯邦調查局特工的女子被通緝。

FREE FAST FOOD, THAT IS THE HEADLINE.

免費的快餐，這是標題。

THE HONEST ONE SHOULD HAVE READ WOMAN POSES AS FBU FOR KFC.

誠實的人應該讀過女人為肯德基擔任FBU。

WOW.

WOW。

NOTHING AT ALL?

什麼都沒有？

I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD, SHORELY SOMEONE MUST HAVE FOUND THAT

我覺得這是很好的，很短的某人必鬚髮現，

FUNNY?

好玩嗎？

>> YOU NAILED IT.

>> 你成功了。

>> James: I KNEW IT, THAT WAS HONEST HEADLINES, WE'LL BE RIGHT

>> 詹姆士，我知道，那是誠實的頭條新聞，我們會好起來的。我知道，這是誠實的頭條新聞，我們將是正確的。

BACK, EVERYBODY. YOU KNEW T I GNAW IT.

退後，各位。 你知道我知道的.