This is it.

就是這裡了

Election Eve.

選舉前夕。

The big day is finally here in, like, what?

大日子終於來了，像，什麼？

20 minutes?

20分鐘？

It'll be election day.

這將是選舉日。

I don't think I could take it Honestly.

我不認為我可以接受它 老實說。

I was listening to the radio on the way in.

我在來的路上聽廣播。

In the car away they were talking about was the election.

在離開的車上，他們談論的是選舉。

I had to turn it off.

我不得不把它關掉。

You know what I listened to three times?

你知道我聽了三遍的是什麼嗎？

Back to back.

背靠背。

True story.

真實的故事。

Mariah Carey's All I want for Christmas is Geo.

Mariah Carey的All I want for Christmas is Geo.

I'm not joking.

我不是在開玩笑。

I listened to it the whole ride in during a midnight rally in Florida last night.

昨晚在佛羅里達州的一次午夜集會上，我聽了整整一程。

When the issue of co vid on Dr Fauci came up, the crowd chanted Fire pfoutch e on.

當提出關於福喜博士的問題時，民眾高呼Fire pfoutch e on。

Then Trump hinted that he may just do that.

然後特朗普暗示，他可能就會這麼做。

E don't tell anybody, but let me wait till a little bit after the election.

我不告訴任何人，但讓我等到選舉結束後再告訴大家。

So there we have it.

所以，我們有了它。

Donald Trump won't listen to the nation's top infectious disease expert, but he will listen to the chance of an angry mob.

唐納德-特朗普不會聽從國家頂級傳染病專家的意見，但他會聽從憤怒的暴徒的機會。

I mean, trump spaces like once, I don't have to worry about reelection.

我的意思是，王牌空間像一次，我不必擔心連任。

I'm really gonna this whole thing up.

我真的會這整個事情了。

On a rally this afternoon in Pennsylvania, Trump talked about athletes not standing for the national anthem and how the n ba ratings dropped this year on.

今天下午在賓夕法尼亞州的一次集會上，特朗普談到了運動員不為國歌起立的問題，以及今年n巴收視率如何下降的問題。

He used the opportunity to take a shot at LeBron James, after which the crowd started chanting LeBron James sucks.

他利用這個機會向勒布朗-詹姆斯開炮，之後觀眾開始高呼勒布朗-詹姆斯很爛。

Lot of craft.

手藝的地段。

You just know there's at least one guy in that crowd who's a legitimate basketball fan.

你只要知道人群中至少有一個人是合法的籃球迷。

Like guys.

喜歡的人。

I was with you on fire.

我和你在一起的時候，火。

Bounty.

賞金。

I was here four years ago, shouting Lock her up!

四年前我就在這裡大喊把她關起來!

You know I'm with you on hunters emails, but this is a bridge too far.

你知道我和你一樣，對獵人的電子郵件， 但這是一個橋樑太遠。

He's the greatest of his generation.

他是他這一代人中最偉大的。

But this is just what the American voters need to hear.

但這正是美國選民需要聽到的。

The day before the election, the president name dropping various celebrities job Every time I see it kisses my ass.

大選前一天，總統點名讓各路名人工作，每次看到都拍馬屁。

Oh, Mr President.

哦，總統先生。

Enough to be that guy.

足以成為那個人。

You see that guy with like you ever been jump on Joey's and ask, Is that okay, Dave?

你看到那個傢伙，就像你曾經跳上喬伊的，並問，這是好的，戴夫？

What did you just shout?

你剛才喊什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I'm just I'm caught up in it.

我只是我陷入了其中。

I kind of feel like that guy has been sitting on that for a while.

我有點覺得那個傢伙已經坐了一段時間了。

Yeah, Yeah, I like the music, but that guy kiss his ass.

是啊，是啊，我喜歡這音樂，但那傢伙去死吧。

E always got Lady Gaga, lady gaga.

E總是得到Lady Gaga，Lady Gaga。

It's not today, Trump said.

特朗普說，這不是今天。

Lady Gaga is not good, but here's the pink in 2000 and 10, Trump tweeted.

特朗普在推特上說，Lady Gaga不好，但這是2000年和10年的粉色。

I saw a Lady Gaga last night and she was fantastic.

我昨晚看了一場Lady Gaga的演出，她的表演非常精彩。

And I think that's Big Reverend when I say the thought of Trump dancing at a Lady Gaga concert is incredibly disturbing.

我想這是大牧師說的，當我說特朗普在Lady Gaga演唱會上跳舞的想法是令人難以置信的不安。

You can, right?

你可以的，對吧？

Okay, I love, I do.

好吧，我喜歡，我喜歡。

I do like and I do respect that.

我是喜歡的，也是尊重的。

He only dances from the waist up.

他只跳腰部以上的舞。

There is zero leg movement in any.

腿部運動為零，在任何。

Even when he does that one.

即使他做了那個。

You know that one.

你知道那一個。

Nothing from the waist down.

腰部以下什麼都沒有。

And he's like, I know this is weird, but if I move the legs, I could look stupid.

他說，我知道這很奇怪， 但如果我移動腿，我可能會看起來很愚蠢。

Trump really attacked everyone today.

特朗普今天真的攻擊了所有人。

LeBron James Bond Jovi and, of course, is most hated rival of all LeBron Jodi.

勒布朗-詹姆斯-邦德-喬維，當然，也是勒布朗-喬迪最討厭的對手。

Just this afternoon, the Trump campaign went ahead and unilaterally claimed victory in several states.

就在今天下午，特朗普競選團隊提前單方面宣佈在幾個州取得勝利。

Donald Trump tweeted.

唐納德-特朗普在推特上說。

Additionally, we hereby claim the state of Michigan.

此外，我們在此聲明，密歇根州。

Now you know it's serious when he's using hereby thighs.

當他用大腿的時候，你就知道是認真的。

This is formal legal twitter, but Trump might be right.

這是正規合法的微博，但特朗普可能是對的。

He really might.

他真的可能。

It states very clearly in the Constitution finders, keepers, losers weepers.

憲法中寫得很清楚，發現者、守護者、失敗者、哭泣者。

I mean Is this how it works here?

我的意思是這是如何在這裡工作？

You could just declare victory anytime you want on anything.

你可以隨時在任何事情上宣佈勝利。

Because if that's the case, there's a couple of Emmys I would love.

因為如果是這樣的話，有幾個艾美獎我都會喜歡。

Thio, Reg, you ever won a Grammy?

Thio, Reg, 你得過格萊美獎嗎？

You've got one, buddy I hereby claim for electoral vote purposes.

你已經得到了一個，夥計，我在此要求為選舉投票的目的。

You won a Grammy while we're at it.

你贏得了一個格萊美獎，而我們在它。

Rest of the band's Academy Awards.

其餘樂隊的奧斯卡獎。

Done.

完成了

Congrats, guys.

恭喜你，夥計們。

Congrats.

祝賀你

Reporting was also delayed in Georgia's largest county after a water pipe broke in accounting room.

佐治亞州最大的縣因會計室的水管破裂，報道也被延後。

Basically, even the building was so stressed it popped a forehead vessel votes in the county, which leans heavily Democratic, were delayed for hours while they tried to fix the leak.

基本上，即使是建築物也是如此緊張，它彈出了一個額頭容器投票在該縣，它嚴重傾向於民主黨，被延後了幾個小時，而他們試圖修復洩漏。

And I don't understand why it took so long.

我也不明白為什麼要花這麼長時間。

The plumber looks competent enough.

水電工看起來足夠稱職。

Okay, We still don't know who the next president of the United States will be.

好吧，我們還是不知道誰會是下一任美國總統。

And I don't know where I am.

我也不知道自己在哪裡。

I need to know like I need to know where I'm gonna be.

我需要知道，就像我需要知道我要去哪裡一樣。

Like, um, I gonna be angry for the next four years, or I'm gonna be feeling just Yeah, sure, Whatever.

就像，嗯，我要去生氣 在接下來的四年， 或者我要去的感覺只是 是啊，當然，不管。

Fine E.

細E。

We're still waiting for results from a handful of key states, including Nevada, a state which could possibly put Biden over the top.

我們仍在等待少數關鍵州的結果，包括內華達州，這個州可能會讓拜登超越。

Nevada has all night casinos, all night buffets, all night wedding chapels.

內華達州有徹夜的賭場，徹夜的自助餐，徹夜的婚禮教堂。

But when it comes to counting votes, let's all get a good night's sleep, guys and come back tomorrow, shall we?

不過到了計票的時候，大家先好好睡一覺，明天再來，好嗎？

Way.

辦法。

That's it.

就這樣吧

I think that's all the news.

我想這就是所有的新聞。

01 other thing.

01其他事情。

Before I forget, it looks like Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States.

在我忘記之前，看來喬-拜登將成為美國第46任總統。

E Imagine what?

想象什麼？

I'm excited.

我很興奮。

Davis is for Joe Biden, but I hope right now he's letting his hair down on just getting into a little malarkey.

戴維斯是支持喬-拜登的，但我希望現在他是在放任自己的頭髮，只是在搞點惡作劇。

E.

E.

I bet he's got in.

我打賭他一定會被錄取

I mean, the wedding aviators on a couple of ice creams.

我的意思是，婚禮上的飛行員在幾個冰激凌。

And when guys and I said no malarkey, it's time for some malarkey.

當夥計們和我說不要惡語相向的時候，是時候來點惡語相向了。

It's amazing.

太神奇了

In a couple of years from now, Way will only remember Mike Pence's name because of Fly once landed on his head like that will be the defining moment of his time as vice president.

幾年後，韋氏只記得邁克-彭斯的名字，因為Fly曾經落在他的頭上，那樣將是他作為副總統的決定性時刻。

Like, I guarantee you, you'll be somewhere with What's this?

就像，我向你保證，你會在某個地方與這是什麼？

There was a day day.

有一天天。

What was it you know, you know, death, the flying, his head, my bets.

什麼是你知道的，你知道的，死，飛，他的頭，我的賭注。

That's it.

就這樣吧

For the last four years, Trump has been getting special protections on Twitter.

在過去的四年裡，特朗普一直在推特上獲得特殊保護。

He could find himself suspended or even permanently banned from the site.

他可能會發現自己被暫停甚至永久禁止進入該網站。

This might be worse for Trump than losing the election Trump without Twitter.

這對特朗普來說，可能比輸掉大選的特朗普沒有推特更糟糕。

That's like Guy Fieri without hair gel.

這就像Guy Fieri沒有髮膠。

Mhm.

嗯

It's amazing.

太神奇了

A retailer in the UK has introduced a Christmas themed cronut on it trended on Twitter today because of the name that they decided to give it.

英國的一家零售商推出了一個聖誕主題的cronut上它的趨勢今天在Twitter上，因為他們決定給它的名字。

Here's the pastry here it featuring Santa's felt region on.

這裡的糕點這裡它的特點是聖誕老人的氈區上。

They're calling this Santa's yum nut.

他們稱這個為 "聖誕老人的美味堅果"。

What?

什麼？

I'm not joking.

我不是在開玩笑。

I am not joking.

我不是在開玩笑。

What is it?

什麼事？

It's a belt buckle.

這是一個皮帶扣。

And what are you gonna call it?

那你打算怎麼稱呼它？

Santa's Yum nuts.

聖誕老人的百勝堅果。

Sounds like Santa's turned into a bit of a ho ho ho.

聽起來像聖誕老人變成了一個有點嗬嗬嗬的人。

Would you eat sand?

你會吃沙子嗎？