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  • ♪ >> Stephen: HELLO, EVERYBODY.

    >> Stephen:你好,大家好。

  • WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

    歡迎回到 "深夜秀"。

  • FOLKS, YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "SILICON VALLEY" AROUND HIS

    夥計們,你們知道我的下一個客人來自 "銀谷",圍繞著他。

  • COMEDY SPECIAL "MIDDLEDITCH AND

    喜劇特輯 "MIDDLEDITCH和"。

  • SCHWARTZ."

    SCHWARTZ。"

  • HIS NEW SHOW "B POSITIVE" IS ON CBS.

    他的新節目 "B POSITIVE "是在CBS。

  • PLEASE WELCOME, THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH!

    請歡迎,THOMAS MIDDLEITCH!

  • HELLO, THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH, HOW ARE YOU?

    你好,THOMAS MIDDLEITCH,你怎麼樣?

  • >> JUST DANDY.

    >> 只是DANDY。

  • I HAVE A FULL THREE DIMENSIONAL AUDIO SET UP.

    我有一個完整的三分頻音響設置。

  • >> Stephen: WITH YOU WEARING THE HEAD SET, I FEEL I'M A

    >> 斯蒂芬:有了你的頭套,我覺得我是一個人。

  • NONCHARACTER PLAYER IN A VIDEO GAME.

    視頻遊戲中的非角色玩家。

  • >> WHAT ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU IS OFFBRAND?

    >> 你之前看到的東西是非品牌的嗎?

  • >> Stephen: AND A SPIRAL STAIRCASE, THE LEAST EFFICIENT

    >> 史蒂芬: 還有一個靈梯,最有效的。

  • FORM OF STAIRS CASE POSSIBLE.

    階梯式案例可能的形式。

  • >> WELL NOT IF YOU WANT TO CONSERVE HORIZONTAL SPACE.

    >> 如果你想節省空間,就不要。

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR.

    >> Stephen:這就是我們的時間。

  • >> OKAY.

    >> OKAY。

  • >> Stephen: SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, THOMAS.

    >> 很高興見到你,THOMAS。

  • AS ALWAYS.

    一如既往的。

  • NOW, YOU SUPPORTED BIDEN, RIGHT?

    現在,你支持BIDEN,對嗎?

  • >> ALLEGEDLY, YEAH.

    >> 是的,是的。

  • >> Stephen: BUT YOU'RE A CANADIAN SO YOU CAN'T VOTE.

    >> 但你是加拿大人,所以你不能投票。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> Stephen: SO THAT MUST HAVE BEEN TOUGH.

    >> 史蒂芬:所以那一定很辛苦。

  • HOW DID YOU HEAR THE GOOD NEWS?

    你是怎麼聽到這個好消息的?

  • >> I WAS ASLEEP AND WOKE UP TO THE BANGING OF POTS AND HOOTING

    >> "我睡了一覺,醒來就聽到了鍋子的咣噹聲和呼嚕聲

  • AND HOLLERING IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, YEAH.

    在我的社區裡打劫,是的。

  • >> Stephen: THAT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN

    >> 斯蒂芬:這發生在很多生活在這裡的人身上。

  • CITIES.

    城市:

  • >> LIBERAL STATES.

    >> 自由國家。

  • >> Stephen: RRRRRR!

    >> Stephen:RRRRRRRR!

  • WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR THOSE POTS AND PANS?

    誰來為這些鍋碗瓢盆買單?

  • MAKING ALL THAT RACQUET!

    製造所有的花劍!

  • >> YOU AND THOSE SKATEBOARDERS!

    >> 你和那些滑板運動員!

  • >> Stephen: DID YOU GRAB YOUR OWN POT AND PAN AND BANG ON

    >> 史蒂芬:你有沒有拿起你自己的鍋和平底鍋,然後砰砰砰地響。

  • THINGS?

    東西?

  • >> I DID A COUPLE OF HOOTS.

    >> 我做了很多事情。

  • I DID A COUPLE OF WHOO!

    我做了兩個呼!

  • BUT I WAS JOINING IN ON THAT TYPE OF REVEL RI.

    但我是加入到這種類型的REVEL RI。

  • >> Stephen: IS THAT YOU OR JUST CANADIAN.

    >> 斯蒂芬:是你還是加拿大人。

  • >> PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.

    >> 可能兩者都有一點。

  • I WASN'T DRUNK ENOUGH AT 9:00 A.M. TO HOOT AND HOLLER.

    我還沒喝夠早上9點的酒,所以沒辦法呼嚕呼嚕。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A CANADIAN LIVING THROUGH

    >> Stephen: 作為一個加拿大人,經歷了什麼?

  • AN AMERICAN ELECTION?

    美國的選舉?

  • BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ELECTIONS LIKE THIS ONE.

    因為沒有像這樣的選舉。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • IT'S WEIRD TO WANT A CERTAIN OUTCOME SO BAD AND BE POWERLESS

    這是奇怪的想要一個肯定的結果如此之多,是無能為力的。

  • AND BEING OTHER, LIKE, HEY, I HOPE YOU GUYS PULL IT TOGETHER

    和是其他的,喜歡,嘿,我希望你們把它一起的

  • AND VOTE.

    和投票。

  • MEANWHILE, I HAVE MY TEST HERE WITING IN LINE.

    同時,我有我的測試在這裡的線。

  • >> Stephen: ARE YOU APPLYING FOR CITIZENSHIP?

    >> 史蒂芬:你在申請公民身份嗎?

  • >> I HAVE BEEN IN MY WAITING TO TAKE THE TEST FOR LIKE A YEAR.

    >> 我已經在我的等待採取測試了一年左右。

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

    >> Stephen:好的

  • BECAUSE I WAS WONDERING WHAT THESE -- I'VE GOT THESE

    因為我想知道這些... 我有這些。

  • QUESTIONS FROM THE CITIZENSHIP TEST, AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I

    從公民測試的問題,我想,可能我

  • COULD PEPPER THIS INTERVIEW WITH SOME OF THE QUESTIONS.

    可以用一些問題來回答這個採訪。

  • >> BUT I HAVEN'T -- I NEED YOU TO KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN STUDYING

    >> 但我沒有 -- 我需要你知道我沒有學習

  • FOR A YEAR.

    一年。

  • >> Stephen: IT DOESN'T MATTER.

    >> Stephen:這並不重要。

  • MAYBE YOU'RE A NATURAL.

    也許你是一個自然人。

  • MAYBE YOU'RE A NATURAL.

    也許你是一個自然人。

  • >> OKAY.

    >> OKAY。

  • OKAY.

    好的。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: AND YOU ARE --

    (笑) >> 斯蒂芬:而你是...

  • OKAY, RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND AND SAY, I, STATE YOUR NAME.

    好了,舉起你的右手,說,我,說出你的名字。

  • >> I THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH.

    >> I THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH.

  • WOULD HIKE TO RIDE AN EAGLE.

    想去騎一隻老鷹。

  • >> I WOULD LIKE TO RIDE AN EAGLE.

    >> 我想騎一隻老鷹。

  • >> Stephen: AND KISS THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.

    >> 親吻自由女神像。

  • >> AND KISS THAT SWEET ST STATUE LIBERTY.

    >> 親吻那可愛的自由女神像。

  • >> Stephen: NEXT QUESTION.

    >> Stephen:下一個問題。

  • WITH VERBAL CONSENT.

    經口頭同意。

  • >> Stephen: WITH 100 PERCENT CONSENT.

    >> Stephen:有100%的同意。

  • SHE HAS THE TORCH.

    她有火炬。

  • YOU DON'T MESS WITH HER.

    你不要惹她。

  • WHAT IS THE SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND IN THE UNITED STATES?

    什麼是美國的最高土地法?

  • THIS IS AN ACTUAL QUESTION.

    這是一個實際的問題。

  • >> THE CONSTITUTION.

    >> 《憲法》;

  • >> Stephen: DING, DING, DING, DING, DING!

    >> 史蒂芬:叮,叮,叮,叮,叮,叮!

  • OKAY.

    好的。

  • WELL, WELCOME TO CBS, WELCOME TO THE EYE.

    好了,歡迎來到CBS,歡迎來到眼睛。

  • WELCOME TO THE TIFFANY.

    歡迎來到TIFFANY。

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • >> Stephen: THE SHOW IS "B POSITIVE" ABOUT A MAN WHO

    >> 史蒂芬: 這個節目是關於一個男人的 "B正面"。

  • NEEDS A KIDNEY DONOR.

    需要一個腎臟捐贈者。

  • WOULD YOU GIVE SOMEBODY YOUR KIDNEY?

    你會把你的腎臟給別人嗎?

  • >> IT DEPENDS ENTIRELY WHO BUT IN THEORY, YES.

    >> 這取決於誰,但在理論上,是的。

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE THEORETICALLY GIVING AND

    >> 斯蒂芬:你是理論上的奉獻和

  • ALTRUISTIC, BUT I HAVE TO LIKE THE GUY.

    利他主義,但我必須喜歡這個傢伙。

  • >> OR GIRL.

    >> 或女孩。

  • I DO HAVE IT ON MY DRIVER'S LICENSE THAT YOU CAN JUST

    我的駕照上確實有這個資訊,你只需要... ...

  • HARVEST ALL THE ORGANS.

    收割所有的組織。

  • GET THEM OUT OF ME.

    讓他們離開我。

  • >> Stephen: BUT WE HAVE TO WAIT TILL YOU'RE DEAD FOR THAT.

    >> 但我們得等你死了才行。

  • >> SURE, BUT THERE ARE WAYS OF MAKING THAT HAPPEN.

    >> 當然,但也有辦法讓它發生。

  • WHY AM I PLOTTING MY OWN MURDER.

    我為什麼要策劃自己的謀殺?

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I LIKE IT.

    >> 斯蒂芬:我不知道,但我喜歡它。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT STOPS ONE BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT FROM

    >> Stephen: 是什麼阻止了政府的一個部門?

  • BECOMING TOO POWERFUL?

    太強大了?

  • >> CHECKS AND BALANCES.

    >> 支票和餘額。

  • >> Stephen: BANG, BABY!

    >> Stephen:砰,寶貝!

  • YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY.

    你是對你的方式。

  • IS THAT REAL?

    是真的嗎?

  • >> Stephen: YES, CHECKS AND BALANCES, THAT'S THE REAL

    >> Stephen: 是的,支票和平衡,這才是真正的。

  • ANSWER.

    答案:

  • >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS AN OFFICIAL TERM.

    >> 我不知道這是一個官方的術語。

  • I JUST HEAR THAT ON THE NEWS.

    我剛剛在新聞上聽到的。

  • >> Stephen: NAME ONE THING BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WAS FAMOUS

    >> Stephen:請說出本傑明-法蘭克林最著名的一件事。

  • FOR.

    為:

  • PUT TEN SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.

    請給我10秒鐘的時間。

  • >> BEN FRANK RINE WAS FAMOUS FOR JUMPING THAT DIRT BIKE OVER ALL

    >> 本-弗蘭克-雷恩因騎著那輛破車到處亂竄而聞名於世。

  • THOSE CARS AND -- >> Stephen: EXACTLY.

    那些車和 -- >> Stephen:正是如此。

  • WIPED OUT, WITH ♪ ♪ I'M PROUD TO BE AMERICAN

    消滅,與我自豪的是美國人的

  • IN THE BACKGROUND.

    背景:

  • >> Stephen: HE WIPED OUT AND INVENTED THE HIP PIN AS A

    >> Stephen:他消滅了併發明瞭臀部別針作為一個。

  • RESULT.

    結果:

  • FIRST POST MASTER GENERAL WHO STARTED THE FIRST FREE

    第一個免費的職位的主將。

  • LIBRARIES.

    圖書館;

  • I HOPE YOU WILL PLAY AGAIN.

    我希望你能再玩一次。

  • BUT WE'RE GOING TO SEND YOU HOME ARE OUR CONSOLATION PRIZE,

    但我們會送你回家,是我們的安慰獎。

  • YOU'RE A FAMOUS TV STAR.

    你是一個著名的電視明星。

  • >> PLEASE, STEPHEN, CAN I STAY?

    >> 求你了,史蒂芬,我可以留下來嗎?

  • >> Stephen: YOU CAN STAY, YOU JUST CAN'T VOTE YET.

    >> 史蒂芬:你可以留下來,只是你還不能投票。

  • HIS NEW SHOW "B POSITIVE" AIRS THURSDAYS AT 8:30 ON CBS.

    他的新節目 "B POSITIVE "每週四8: 30在CBS播出。

  • THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

    THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH, 我們馬上回來.

  • THANK YOU, THOMAS.

    謝謝你,托馬斯。

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史蒂芬用美國公民身份測試題考查加拿大人托馬斯-米德利奇。 (Stephen Quizzes Canadian Thomas Middleditch With U.S. Citizenship Test Questions)

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