You have?

你有嗎？

How many followers?

有多少追隨者？

3.5 million right now.

350萬現在。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

And tell me you're very good at following what you say.

並告訴我你很會聽話。

Or, like, the social media rules.

或者，像社交媒體的規則。

E have rules that I break a lot, Um, you know, because like, no, like late night tweeting and drunk tweeting.

E有規則，我打破了很多，嗯，你知道，因為像，不，像深夜推特和醉酒推特。

That's a hard time Thio to enforce that, though, even on myself.

不過，這一點是很難執行的Thio，即使是對我自己。

Um, and I try not to do too many posts and, you know, I feel like you should have to do, ah, couple of silly posts or funny posts for every, like, self promotional.

嗯，我儘量不做太多的帖子，你知道，我覺得你應該做，啊，一對夫婦的愚蠢的帖子或有趣的帖子，每一個一樣，自我宣傳。

You can't just be like out there promoting your own thing all the time because you're ruining it for everybody on I feel like it's really the places say something kind of funny and kind of honest because I feel like on Twitter I say things to millions of people, but I don't see them.

你不能只是喜歡在那裡促進你自己的事情所有的時間，因為你毀了它的每個人，我覺得它真的是地方說一些有趣的東西，有點誠實，因為我覺得像在Twitter上，我說的東西數以百萬計的人，但我沒有看到他們。

So it's like I say stuff I wouldn't say to somebody's face, but like on Twitter, and it's like this release, you know, and instagram is the place I go to be like I'm so fabulous and wonderful on Twitter is like I'm a mess.

所以，它像我說的東西，我不會說 有人的臉，但像在Twitter上，它是這樣的釋放， 你知道，和instagram是我去的地方是像 我是如此美妙和美妙的Twitter上是像我是一個爛攤子。

I'm really sorry.

我真的很抱歉。

Like, can we all go have a drink and talk about it on Instagram Your amazing But on Twitter, you're having a sweet It's like psychological collapse.

就像，我們能不能一起去喝杯酒，在Instagram上聊一聊，你很厲害，但在Twitter上，你卻有一種甜蜜的感覺，就像心理崩潰一樣。

Yeah, here's the real deal.

是的，這裡是真正的交易。

It's a nightmare in here.

這裡是個噩夢。

Yeah, And what about I mean, do you You said that there's no drunk.

是啊，我的意思是，你怎麼樣 我的意思是，你說，有沒有喝醉了。

I mean, you try not to have some wine or have a few drinks and then tweet.

我的意思是，你儘量不要喝一些酒或者喝幾杯酒，然後再發微博。

That's a huge problem for certain people.

這對某些人來說是個大問題。

Andy, your vory.

安迪，你的vory。

No, no, I don't mean that that you do it, but I think you're very disciplined about that.

不，不，我不是說你要這麼做，但我覺得你很有紀律性。

You, uh, no, I without some.

你，呃，不，我沒有一些。

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝你。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝你。

I have put out some regrettable tweets.

我已經放出了一些遺憾的微博。

I my problem Or is the drunk Internet shopping getting?

我我的問題還是醉網購越來越？

Yeah.

是啊。

Just like getting like, Wow, this hideous sweater.

就像得到像，哇，這個可怕的毛衣。

Oh, right.

哦，對了。

You know, sneakers that are made of wall.

你知道，運動鞋是用牆做的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah, that's more of the problem.

是的，這是更多的問題。

The tweets, you know, because I e get in trouble.

那些微博，你知道的，因為我有麻煩了。

Do you get in trouble for stuff you say?

你會因為你說的話而惹上麻煩嗎？

Because you say some pretty wild stuff?

因為你說了一些很瘋狂的東西？

Um, no, not really.

嗯，不，不是真的。

Well, hey, doesn't know I'm going to get one of these Twitter machines someday.

好吧，嘿嘿，不知道我總有一天會得到一臺這樣的推特機。

and I don't know what's going on.

我不知道發生了什麼。

I'm imagining a curve.

我在想象一條曲線。

Stop radio.

停止廣播。

I've got the new Twitter now.

我現在有了新的Twitter。

You think there should be a limit on Hashtags, right?

你認為應該對標籤進行限制，對嗎？

Yeah, Well, I find, you know, when people over hashtag it's annoying Except the rock Do you follow the rock?

是啊，我發現，你知道，當人們過度標籤化的時候，很煩人，除了石頭，你關注石頭嗎？

Dwayne the Rock Johnson, the Rock Johnson.

搖滾強森的德維恩，搖滾強森。

I've never met him.

我從來沒有和他在一起過。

And we talk on Twitter sometimes.

我們有時也會在微博上哈拉。

And he does the most inspirational, very serious, like inspirational tweets.

而他做的最多的是勵志，很嚴肅，像勵志的微博。

And he's always, like, hash these long hashtags about, like, you know, improving yourself.

他總是，喜歡，哈希這些長長的標籤 關於，喜歡，你知道，提高自己。

And he's always hash talking about, like, team Bring it because we're all on team.

他總是在說，就像，團隊帶來的，因為我們都在團隊。

Bring it.

帶上它。

And I once asked him in a hashtag Is there Ah, height limit for team.

而我曾經在一個標籤裡問他有沒有啊，團隊的身高限制。

Bring it.

帶上它。

And he never got back to me.

而他一直沒有給我回話。

So my feelings are a little hurt.

所以我的感情有點受傷。

But are you afraid that you're not tall enough to be on the rocks team?

但你怕自己個子不夠高，不能參加岩石隊嗎？

Bring it.

帶上它。

Yeah, Be on team.

是啊，是在團隊。

Bring it right.

把它拿過來

She could be on team.

她可能是團隊中的一員。