Silver does not kill coronavirus.

銀不能殺死冠狀病毒。

Silver kills werewolves.

銀子殺死狼人。

Welcome to watch Mojo.

歡迎觀看《魔域》。

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10.

而今天我們就來細數一下前十名的人選。

Funniest John Oliver moments.

最有趣的約翰-奧利弗時刻。

New Year's Eve is like the death of a pet.

除夕夜就像寵物的死亡。

You know it's going to happen, but somehow you never really prepared for how truly awful it is.

你知道它會發生， 但不知何故，你從來沒有真正準備 如何真正可怕的是。

Donald Trump can seem appealing until you take a closer look much like the lunch buffet at a strip club.

唐納德-特朗普可以看起來很吸引人，直到你仔細看看很像脫衣舞俱樂部的自助午餐。

The New York Times calls it a movie.

紐約時報》稱這是一部電影。

The Times raves.

泰晤士報》讚不絕口。

There are four Oscar nominees in it.

裡面有四位奧斯卡提名者。

Seriously, for this list will be looking at the most hilarious segments from last week Tonight with John Oliver.

說真的，這份名單將在上週的《今晚與約翰-奧利弗》中尋找最搞笑的片段。

Did your favorite moment make the cut?

你最喜歡的時刻入選了嗎？

Let us know in the comments.

請在評論中告訴我們。

Number 10 Marble Racing on Main Story tonight Concerns Sports The thing O.

10號馬寶賽車今晚主播關注體育這件事奧。

J.

J.

Simpson used to be famous for In May of 2020 in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic, John Oliver addresses how the global health situation was affecting the world of sports.

辛普森曾經因在2020年5月冠狀病毒大流行中而聞名，約翰-奧利弗解決了全球衛生狀況如何影響世界體育的問題。

After outlining some of the safety measures major sports leagues were taking, he decided to tackle the thrilling sport of marble racing.

在概述了各大體育聯盟正在採取的一些安全措施後，他決定解決大理石比賽這項驚心動魄的運動。

Let me introduce you to yellows, marble runs.

讓我來給你介紹一下黃色，大理石的運行。

They're based in the Netherlands, and they are a competitive marble racing league that is, to put it mildly, absolutely fantastic.

他們的總部在荷蘭，他們是一個有競爭力的大理石賽車聯盟，說起來，絕對是非常棒的。

He took a look at the huge popularity of yellows.

他看了一下黃色的大受歡迎。

Marble runs a YouTube channel featuring highly conceptual competitive marble races.

Marble在YouTube上開設了一個以高度概念化的彈珠競賽為主題的頻道。

When Oliver realized that the channel was struggling for funding, he decided to make last week.

當奧利弗意識到該頻道正在為資金而苦惱時，他決定在上週使。

Tonight it's primary sponsor supporting his new passion for the sake of providing enjoyment to viewers around the world.

今晚它的主要贊助商支持他的新激情，為了給全世界的觀眾提供享受。

In addition to our sponsorship, the winner off each event will get $5000 donated to a food bank in their name number nine Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov.

除了我們的贊助之外，每場比賽的獲勝者還將獲得5000美元的捐款，以他們9號古爾班古力-別爾德穆哈梅多夫的名義捐給食物銀行。

That is not to be confused with the Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov that you went to high school with ALS, the one that was dating Taylor Swift over the summer.

這不能和你高中時得了ALS的那個古爾班古力-別爾德穆哈梅多夫搞混，那個夏天和泰勒-斯威夫特約會的人。

No, we're talking about this.

不，我們說的是這個。

Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov.

Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov，

One of John Oliver's greatest strengths, is taking potentially dry subject matter and turning it into something entertaining.

約翰-奧利弗最大的優勢之一，就是把可能很枯燥的題材，變成有趣的東西。

You wouldn't think that a discussion of Turkmenistan's authoritarian president, Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov, would turn into an attempt to set the Guinness world record for the world's largest marble cake.

你不會認為討論土庫曼斯坦的獨裁總統Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov，會變成試圖創造世界最大大理石蛋糕的金氏世界紀錄。

But that's where things ended up so hypothetically, if you could make the world's largest marble cake, featuring the image of him falling off a horse that would check all of the boxes there, right?

但事情就是這樣結束了，所以假設，如果你能做出世界上最大的大理石蛋糕，以他從馬背上摔下來的形象為特色，那就能滿足那裡所有的要求，對吧？

Because Berdymukhammedov has a pension for trying to set and break world records.

因為別爾德穆哈梅多夫有終身俸，因為他想創造和打破世界紀錄。

Oliver wanted to do one of his own, and his team prepared a 600 square foot cake depicting the world later being thrown from one of his beloved horses, setting the world record in the process even though Guinness wouldn't recognize it, according to Oliver Thing, more fully things were gonna be, oh, number eight slap suits.

奧利弗想做一個自己的，他的團隊準備了一個600平方英尺的蛋糕，描繪了以後世界從他的一匹心愛的馬身上扔下來，在這個過程中創造了世界紀錄，即使吉尼斯不承認，據奧利弗事情，更充分的事情是要，哦，八號巴掌服。

In 2017, John Oliver criticized mining executive Bob Murray, leading toe a long legal battle in which Oliver and his show were accused of defamation.

2017年，約翰-奧利弗責備了礦業高管鮑勃-默裡，導致了一場漫長的法律戰，奧利弗和他的節目被指控為誹謗。

So I have to proceed with caution.

所以我必須謹慎行事。

I'm not going to say, for instance, that Bob Murray looks like a geriatric Dr Evil, even though even though he clearly does, because Murray Energy has sued people in the past.

例如，我不會說鮑勃-默裡看起來像一個老年邪惡博士，儘管即使他顯然是這樣，因為默裡能源公司過去曾起訴過人們。

Luckily, they won the suit, and Oliver celebrated in style in this segment from 2019, he addressed the issue of slap suits strategic lawsuit against public participation, which are meant to intimidate creators and critics in this epic song and dance number.

幸運的是，他們贏得了訴訟，奧利弗在2019年的這段話中以風格慶祝，他在這段史詩般的歌舞中談到了掌摑訴訟對公眾參與的戰略訴訟問題，這些訴訟是為了恐嚇創作者和評論家。

Oliver and a team of performers made increasingly outlandish accusations of Murray Keep Lunch and Nancy Kerrigan and watch the cry for fungal murdered Archduke Ferdinand started one.

奧利弗和一個表演團隊對Murray Keep Lunch和Nancy Kerrigan提出了越來越離譜的指控，並觀看了真菌謀殺大公費迪南德的哭聲，開始了一個。

Because of protected speech laws, however, they're not able to be prosecuted if the average viewer would not find the claims credible.

不過，由於言論自由法的保護，如果普通觀眾覺得這些說法不可信，他們是無法被起訴的。

Oh, and squirrels make a notable appearance, both in the original segment and the musical number.

哦，松鼠也有明顯的出現，無論是在原版的片段還是音樂劇中。

Number seven.

七號

Net Neutrality In the very first season of last week tonight, John Oliver addressed the concept of net neutrality, and his segment on the topic went viral, bringing his show to the mainstream.

網絡中立性 在上週今晚的第一季中，約翰-奧利弗就談到了網絡中立性的概念，他在這個話題上的段子走紅，使他的節目成為主流。

The concept isn't the most exciting, but as per usual, Oliver managed to make it extremely entertaining.

這個概念並不是最激動人心的，但和往常一樣，奧利弗成功地讓它變得非常有趣。

I would rather sit down with my niece and what car you A Children show about a bald Canadian child who lives a life devoid off any incident.

我寧願和我的侄女坐下來，什麼車你一個孩子的節目，關於一個禿頭的加拿大孩子誰的生活沒有任何事件。

Net neutrality is the idea that the Internet is a level playing field and that Internet service providers cannot discriminate in terms of which sites they prioritize When it comes to speed.

網絡中立性是互聯網是一個公平的競爭環境，互聯網服務提供商不能歧視的網站，他們優先當它的速度。

We pay mawr for our Internet service than almost anybody else on Earth, and yet the download speeds we get lag behind Estonia, Estonia?

我們為我們的互聯網服務支付的費用比地球上幾乎任何其他地方都要高，但我們的下載速度卻落後於愛沙尼亞，愛沙尼亞？

Ah, country, where?

啊，國家，在哪裡？

From the looks of it, they still worry about Shrek attacks in his original segment.

從表面上看，他們還是擔心史萊克原段的攻擊。

He looked at the obstacles net neutrality faced in 2014, and in his 2017 update, he looked at how the Trump administration had made the situation even worse.

他在2014年研究了網絡中立性面臨的障礙，並在2017年的更新中研究了特朗普政府如何使情況變得更加糟糕。

But that's the exact opposite of what it did.

但這與它的做法完全相反。

Trump could not have Bean Mawr off place if he tweeted.

特朗普如果發推特，就不可能有豆毛關的地方。

Net neutrality is the Monroe Doctrine will target the Wu Tang Clan.

網絡中立是門羅主義將針對武當派。

Number six Danbury.

六號丹伯裡。

After John Oliver made some choice comments about the city of Danbury, Connecticut, the town was understandably up in arms.

在約翰-奧利弗對康涅狄格州丹伯裡市發表了一些有選擇的評論後，鎮上的人起鬨是可以理解的。

Exactly three things about Danbury U.

究竟丹伯裡大學的三件事。

S.

S.

A.

A.

Today ranked in the second best city to live in in 2015.

今天在2015年最適合居住的城市中排名第二。

It was once the center of the American hat industry.

這裡曾經是美國帽子業的中心。

And if you're from there, you got a standing invite to come get a thrashing from John Oliver.

如果你是那裡的人，你就會被邀請來接受約翰-奧利弗的痛打。

Children included.

包括兒童。

He found himself in a social media feud with the mayor, which resulted in a comical outcome.

他發現自己在社交媒體上與市長髮生了爭執，結果導致了一個滑稽的結果。

The town decided to get back at the comedian by naming their sewage plant after him officially dubbing it the John Oliver Memorial Sewer plant, and we're going to rename it that John Oliver Memorial Sewer plant.

鎮上決定以他的名字命名他們的汙水廠，以報復這位喜劇演員，正式將其命名為約翰-奧利弗紀念汙水廠，我們要把它改名為約翰-奧利弗紀念汙水廠。

Why?

為什麼？

Because it's full of just like you, John.

因為裡面都是像你這樣的人，約翰。

Excellent.

優秀的。

The entire feud is hilarious, but the best part is Oliver's unabashed glee at having the plant named for him.

整個爭鬥過程非常搞笑，但最精彩的部分是奧利弗對植物被命名為他的名字毫不掩飾的喜悅。

Oliver has stated that he will donate $55,000 to charities in the area as a thank you for the honor.

奧利弗表示，他將向當地的慈善機構捐贈5.5萬美元，作為對榮譽的感謝。

I will happily do all of that, if on only if your mayor makes good on his promise.

我很樂意去做這些事，但前提是你們的市長要兌現他的承諾。

Toe officially.

趾正式。

Name that sewage plant after me because I want this.

用我的名字給汙水處理廠命名，因為我想要這個。

I need this Number five Koala Calamity Award.

我需要這個五號考拉災難獎。

When Russell Crowe hosted a divorce auction to fund his divorce proceedings, John Oliver kindly purchased a jockstrap from the actor.

當羅素-克勞舉辦了一場離婚拍賣會，為他的離婚訴訟提供資金時，約翰-奧利弗善意地從這位演員手中購買了一條護身帶。

Along with other items, Crow wanted to honor the funds by donating a portion of them toe a worthy cause, and he chose the Australia Zoo Wildlife Hospital.

除了其他物品，C羅還想把一部分資金捐給一個有意義的機構，以示紀念，他選擇了澳洲動物園野生動物醫院。

This is really where the Irwins and we're here at the Australia Zoo Wildlife Hospital, where we treat so many animals.

這是真正的歐文斯夫婦和我們在澳洲動物園野生動物醫院的地方，我們在這裡治療了很多動物。

Koalas right now are suffering a disease called chlamydia.

考拉現在正在遭受一種叫衣原體的疾病。

Specifically, he had award named for Oliver, specializing in treating chlamydia in koalas on a big thank you to John Oliver for buying some of Russell's incredible things in his auction you are helping for the fight for chlamydia on a plaque has been organized in your honor.

具體來說，他有獎命名為奧利弗，專門治療考拉的衣原體上一個大的感謝約翰-奧利弗購買一些羅素的令人難以置信的東西，在他的拍賣，你是幫助為衣原體的鬥爭上的一塊牌子已經組織在你的榮譽。

Check it out.

看看吧

Considering the gravity of some of the subjects Oliver tackles on the show, it's a treat to see his pure delight over something that seems so objectively silly.

考慮到Oliver在節目中處理的一些主題的嚴重性，看到他對一些客觀上看起來如此愚蠢的事情的純粹的喜悅是一種享受。

Even though koala chlamydia is a very realists, you that might honestly be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

儘管考拉衣原體是一個很現實的人，但你這可能是我見過的最偉大的事情。

Number four.

四號

Donald Trump.

唐納德-特朗普

We have mostly ignored Trump on this show, but he has now won three states, has been endorsed by Chris Christie on polls show him leading most Super Tuesday states, which is a big deal.

我們在這個節目中大多忽略了特朗普，但他現在已經贏得了三個州，已經得到了克里斯蒂的支持民調顯示他領先於大多數超級星期二的州，這是一個大問題。

In February of 2016, Oliver made the Republican presidential nominee, Donald Trump the focus of his main segment.

2016年2月，奧利弗將共和黨總統候選人唐納德-特朗普作為其主要環節的焦點。

The clip has gone on to become the most viewed of all.

這個片段已經成為了所有片段中瀏覽量最大的。

Oliver's YouTube content exceeding 37 million views.

奧利弗的YouTube內容超過3700萬次瀏覽。

Donald Trump can seem appealing until you take a closer look much like the lunch buffet at a strip club or the NFL, or having a pet chimpanzee.

唐納德-特朗普可能看起來很吸引人，直到你仔細看看很像脫衣舞俱樂部的自助午餐或NFL，或者養一隻寵物黑猩猩。

One of the reasons this episode was so beloved was Oliver's unearthing of Trump's original family name in order to take away from the aspiring politicians gravitas, Oliver encouraged his viewers to make Donald Trump again by using his family's ancestral name on.

這一集深受人們喜愛的原因之一，是奧利弗發掘了特朗普的原姓，為了消除這位有抱負的政治家的氣質，奧利弗鼓勵觀眾用他家的祖姓上，讓唐納德-特朗普重新。

That is why tonight I'm asking America to make Donald Trump again.

這就是為什麼今晚我要求美國再次讓唐納德-特朗普。

Hashtag make Donald Trump again.

標籤讓唐納德-特朗普再次。

Theo Concept went viral, and an iconic piece of late night history was born Number three Adam Driver last week.

西奧概念的傳播，上週深夜歷史的標誌性作品誕生了三號人物亞當-司機。

Tonight features a number of running gags, and one of the funniest has to be John Oliver's enduring love for actor Adam Driver.

今晚的特色是有很多跑龍套的噱頭，其中最有趣的要數約翰-奧利弗對演員亞當-德賴弗的持久熱愛。

He mentioned the actor in a number of asides in various episodes, and even while sheltering at home during the pandemic, he doubled down on his affections.

他在不同的劇情中多次提到演員的旁白，甚至在疫情期間在家避難的時候，他也加倍的疼愛他。

This human wall, I think we all know how I feel about that collapse on my chest, you Impenetrable barrier crush my rib cage, you load bearing behemoth Oliver has called into question whether viewers and his wife should be concerned that the violent way in which he objectifies driver.

這堵人牆，我想大家都知道我對我胸前那道塌陷的感覺，你這個堅不可摧的屏障壓垮了我的肋骨，你這個承重的龐然大物奧利弗已經對觀眾和他的妻子是否應該關注他物化司機的暴力方式提出了質疑。

If you like my wife, you might be asking, should I be worried about this with your concern only growing when the answer is only if you want to be but we can't help but think it's hilarious.

如果你喜歡我的妻子，你可能會問，我是否應該擔心這個問題，你的擔憂只會越來越多，當答案是隻有當你想成為，但我們不能不認為這是熱鬧。

Now, if only we could see Adam's reaction to these clips, you thought I'd stop the Adam Driver bit because I'm stuck at home now.

現在，如果我們能看到亞當對這些片段的反應就好了，你以為我會停止亞當司機那段，因為我現在被困在家裡了。

You were wrong about that.

你錯了

And yes, I know my wife can hear me.

是的，我知道我妻子能聽到我說話。

That's part off it.

那是一部分了。

Number to A T and T A T and T is HBO's parent company, and HBO is the network that distributes last week tonight if I wanted exorbitant fees that keep getting raised all the time.

號碼到A T和T A T和T是HBO的母公司，HBO是上週今晚發行的網絡，如果我想要高昂的費用，一直被提高。

Despite shitty service, I've become a customer of A T and t E.

儘管服務很差，但我還是成為了A T和T E的客戶。

Despite that hierarchy, John Oliver doesn't pull any punches when criticizing the corporate conglomerate.

儘管有這樣的等級制度，但約翰-奧利弗在責備企業集團的時候，並沒有耍什麼花招。

He never misses an opportunity to tear apart there, allegedly shoddy mobile service and refers to them as business Daddy.

他從不放過任何一個撕毀那裡的機會，據說是粗劣的移動服務，並稱他們為業務爸爸。

Oh, you like that business, Daddy.

哦，你喜歡這個生意，爸爸。

Johnny's acting up again.

強尼又開始行動了

In an episode from June of 2019, Oliver made a play at being apologetic, acknowledging the importance of his relationship with A T and T.

在2019年6月的一期節目中，奧利弗在道歉時做了一個遊戲，承認了他與A T和T的關係的重要性。

I'm sure it's not easy having me as a business boy.

我相信有我這個生意人不容易。

I probably don't say this as often as I should, but I love you business Daddy.

我可能不經常說這個，但我愛你的生意爸爸。

Of course, it was all just a build up to another epic tear down and we wouldn't have it any other way.

當然，這一切都只是為另一場史詩級的拆遷做鋪墊，我們不會有其他的辦法。

I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm so glad our connection isn't on your wireless network because it's absolutely terrible.

我猜我想說的是，我很高興我們的連接不是在你的無線網絡上，因為它絕對是可怕的。

E Before we unveil our number one pick, here are a few honorable mentions.

E在揭曉我們的頭號人選之前，這裡有幾個值得一提的榮譽。

Harding Oliver made a trailer for a Warren G.

哈丁-奧利弗為沃倫-G-製作了一個預告片。

Harding biopic.

哈丁傳記片。

The New York Times calls it a movie.

紐約時報》稱這是一部電影。

The Times Raves.

時代的喧囂。

There are four Oscar nominees in it seriously, and World of wax monthly hails Harding as a triumph.

裡面有四位奧斯卡提名者認真，《蠟像世界》月刊稱讚哈丁是個勝利者。

Sex education.

性教育；

Oliver Tora.

Oliver Tora.

Part.

部分：

The topic in public schools.

公立學校的話題。

If someone wants you to do a sex thing you're not comfortable with, you have the right to refuse.

如果有人要你做一件你不舒服的性事，你有權拒絕。

Is this your cat?

這是你的貓嗎？

A segment on Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov's missing cat runs on Kadyrov lost this cat.

車臣總統拉姆贊-卡德羅夫失蹤的貓的段子，在卡德羅夫丟失這隻貓的。

The leader of Chechnya addressed his Instagram followers and asked them to help him search for the Bengal Nintendo gay marriage, a segment featuring Nintendo characters engaging in same sex marriage.

車臣領導人在他的Instagram上向他的追隨者發表講話，並要求他們幫助他尋找孟加拉任天堂同志婚姻，這是一個以任天堂角色進行同性婚姻為主題的片段。

A Zinkhan.

A Zinkhan.

See, Mario just got the call that there is.

看，馬里奧剛接到電話，有。

He's overjoyed about the news.

他對這個消息感到非常高興。

Here's his friend Link on.

這是他的朋友林克上。

They are e hashtag, not my Christian Oliver criticizes the 50 Shades trailer When it came time to cast Christian Gray, a character described by 50 Shades author El James as Theo, epitome off male beauty, they found an actor who specializes in handsome.

他們是e標籤，而不是我的克里斯蒂安-奧利弗責備50陰影預告片當它來投克里斯蒂安-格雷，一個由50陰影作者埃爾-詹姆斯描述為西奧的角色，縮影關閉男性美，他們找到了一個專門從事帥氣的演員。

I guess what I'm driving at is it hurts not to have even been asked.

我想我想說的是，連問都沒問過，很痛苦。

Want more?

還想知道更多嗎？

Mojo?

莫霍？

Mrs.

太太

Mojo produces original, high quality pop culture related videos on all your favorite movies and shows, plus celebrity news, fashion, lifestyle and mawr.

Mojo製作原創、高質量的流行文化相關視頻，內容涉及您最喜愛的所有電影和節目，以及名人新聞、時尚、生活方式和莫爾。

Hey, guys, it's keeping with Mrs Mojo.

嘿，夥計們，這是保持與Mojo夫人。

My name is Sam.

我的名字是山姆。

My name is Elizabeth and I'm I'm Rebecca and welcome to Miss Mojo.

我叫伊麗莎白，我是... ...我是麗貝卡，歡迎來到魔咒小姐。

If you want videos on all the best reality shows, teen dramas, Disney movies and sitcoms, be sure to check out Miss Mojo for new videos every day.

如果你想看所有最好的真人秀、青少年電視劇、迪士尼電影和情景喜劇的視頻，一定要看看Miss Mojo每天的新視頻。

Number one, Mike Pence, vice president, the United States and whatever the exact opposite, off a Silver Foxes, I'm going to go with Passion weasel.

一號，邁克-彭斯，副總統，美國和什麼完全相反，關一個銀狐，我要用激情黃鼠狼。

In March of 2018, John Oliver focused one of his episodes on US vice president Mike Pence.

2018年3月，約翰-奧利弗將其中一集聚焦在美國副總統邁克-彭斯身上。

While much of the segment is a critique of Pence's policies, particularly concerning LGBTI Q plus rights issues, the end is where things get really entertaining.

雖然這段話的大部分內容都是對彭斯政策的批判，特別是關於LGBTI Q加權利的問題，但最後是事情變得非常有趣的地方。

Do you think it should be legal in the state of Indiana to discriminate against gays or lesbians?

你認為在印第安納州歧視同志或女同性戀者應該合法嗎？

George.

喬治。

It's a yes or no question.

這是一個是或不是的問題。

Come on.

來吧。

Hoosiers don't believe in discrimination.

胡西人不相信歧視。

But that's neither the word yes, nor the word no.

但這既不是一個 "有 "字，也不是一個 "無 "字。

Oliver states that the one thing he likes about pence is his pet rabbit, Marlon Brando.

奧利弗表示，他喜歡彭斯的一點是他的寵物兔馬龍-白蘭度。

The Pences have a pet rabbit on his name is Marlon Bando, which again it kills me to say this is an objectively good name for a bunny.

彭斯家有一隻寵物兔，他的名字叫馬龍-班多，這又讓我很想說這是一隻客觀的好兔子的名字。

But he does go one step further and announces that one of his writers has created a book called A Day in the Life of Marlon Brando, which features two bunnies, one of whom, being Marlin trying to engage in a same sex marriage.

但他確實更進一步，宣佈他的一位作家創作了一本名為《馬龍-白蘭度的一天》的書，書中有兩隻兔子，其中一隻是馬林，試圖進行同性婚姻。

Also, our story is about Marlon Brando falling in love with another boy rap.

另外，我們的故事是關於馬龍-白蘭度愛上另一個男孩說唱的。

It's because our Marlon Brando is gay, just like really Marlon Bundle themed A.

因為我們的馬龍-白蘭度是同志，就像真的馬龍捆綁主題A。

After the episode aired, the book became a number one bestseller on Amazon, which was just the cherry on top of the cake.

劇集播出後，這本書成為亞馬遜上的暢銷書第一名，這只是錦上添花。

Do you agree with our picks?

你同意我們的選擇嗎？