Song／Instrumental Mix: Soraru Art／Video: Ryuusee

う：渴望有一天成為勇者

Song／Dialogue Scripting: Uratanuki Song／Dialogue Scripting: Aho no Sakata

即使知道不可能也要栽進故事裡

U) Yearning to be a hero someday

そ：聚集在一起的四個人

(Yearning~)

不管發生什麼事

Though knowing it's impossible to succeed, I still hop in. The end of the story.

和尚都會熟練的

So) Gathering as a group of four

什麼都交給別人做

(Group of four~)

坂：把烏頭藥草收集起來

See, doing anything and everything, the monk behind that folding screen

全力跑向終點 寸草也不生

from anywhere to anything

ま：不論是他還是他　都派不上用場

always so good at leaving all the tasks to the others╲chi-n╱

這是誰的錯　是他的錯

Sa) Collecting the herb aconite

大家互相陷害　結果就要天黑了

(Aconite~)

有沒有一鍵就能大逆轉的必殺技

Getting on goal with a full approach-run The grass won't even grow

沒有。

M) That guy, this guy, everyone's useless

那在地下城中迷路的逃脫道具呢

(Useless~)

沒有。

Whose fault is that? It's his fault

攻略本早就被我丟到垃圾堆中了

When night falls, we're still finding someone to blame it on

什麼！？

U) Special move to win from behind in one turn?

完全卡關了 那兩個人也都死了

All) None.

存檔的檔案也咚咚咚咚咚！

Sa) Escape item to use when you're lost in the depths of a dungeon?

強制卷軸人生　敏捷點到滿

All) None.

沒有回復角色　只有四個廢人

So) Game guide? Dumped into the trashcan ages ago

一整排的茄子和番茄

All) Eh!?

選不到好的角色

M) Completely stuck, two players already died

這是Bug對吧！？

Saved data is also gone too

果然還是不行這樣 領頭是我才對

So) In forced-scroll parts, spending all the ability points on AGI (agility)

賴在最初的城鎮不前進

Don't have a healer, 4 no-hopers

1乘4小於0

Sa) Eggplants and tomatoes, all lined up together

又過了一年

Can't even choose a useful character

你們給我適可而止啊～～

So) This is a bug right?!

用抽卡來舉例的話 大概是二星等級

All) Still no way no way! I'll go headfirst!

雖然不是SSR

Starting from the first village, not progressing at all ╲Yes Yes!╱

就算如此我們也想做自己

1 times 4 is even less than 0

和你一起熬夜玩RPG

One year has already passed

大家聽好了一定要團隊合作喔

U) That's enough playing guysーーー!!!

了解了！

All) For example, in a gacha, we would have about 2 stars

喂　扯後腿的是誰阿

Though it's not an SSR ╲Yes Yes!╱

就是不停往前衝的そらる桑啊。

We still want to be ourselves

我是為了讓大家能順利前進才開路的耶

Staying up late with you, playing RPG

這不是你的藉口嗎

M) So everyone, it's teamwork OK?

你這只會給我們添麻煩而已 對吧坂田？

U&Sa) Understood!

哇阿阿阿 要被まふまふ殺掉了啊啊啊啊啊

So) Ugh who's the one pulling the team behind?

哈哈哈！全都給我去死吧！

U) It's Soraru-san's who's progressing too fast

啊!!連我也殺了 　まふまふ唯獨你不可原諒!!

So) I'm just opening the paths so everyone can play more easily

誰來救救我啊啊啊啊

U) That's just your excuse, right? To us, it's giving us troubles

說好的團隊合作到哪去了！你們幾個啊啊

Right? Sakata?

一下就跳了5,6步 每次都不備份

Sa) Uwaaaaa!!! I'm gonna be killed by Mafumafuuuuu!!!

奔跑的蘑菇　多汁也沒問題

M) Hyahahahaha! Everyone dieeee!

從深夜2點開始6個小時　感覺還沒有要通關

So) Aah!! Me too? Mafumafu, I definitely won't forgive you!

好想睡喔

Sa) Please someone help meeeeee

果然還是不行這樣　勝者的夥伴

U) Where has all the teamwork gone guys?! (Back to the very beginning)

投機主義制止不了

M) Surprises up to 5,6 tera, always playing with no back-ups

只有翻臉不認

Run Toad, it's juicy-easy, no problem!

才會賭上性命

U) Starting from 2 am, playing for 6 hours

不可以這樣啊～～

This doesn't seem to be ending

在關卡最後的最後忘記存檔

M) I'm tiredー

只能感嘆世間險惡

All) Still no way no way! The winner's got the say

受到連接不斷的天罰

Opportunism will never stop ╲Yes yes!╱

結果又回到了出發點 繼續RPG

Being a flip-flopper will only cost your life

消滅邪惡勢力的勇者之劍呢？

Sa) I won't allow that to happen!

沒有。沒有。沒有那種東西。

All) Until the very last moment, still forgetting to save

保護那孩子的魔法之盾呢？

Let's not mention how miserable it felt like ╲Yes yes!╱

沒有。沒有。沒有那種東西。

Endlessly, restlessly, receiving punishments

飛向廣闊天空的天空之船呢？

Go back to the very beginning RPG!

沒有。沒有。沒有那種東西。

All) The legendary sword that casts all evil away?

為了拯救世界而踏上旅程的幹勁呢？

None. None. None none none none

沒有。沒有。沒有那種東西。

The magical shield that protects that girl from danger?

染上黑闇吧! Kugelschreiber!(圓珠筆)

None. None. None none none none

全都給我燃燒殆盡吧！ Schwarzwaldbrot！(一種麵包)

The ship that soars in the great skies?

將一切都給凍結吧！ 冰箱！

None. None. None none none none

這就是我的最大奧義

The will to go on a journey to save the world?

Infinity · Impact!(無限·影響)

None, none, none none none none!

哈？

Be covered by darkness! Kugelschreiber! (ball pen in German)

哈啊？

So) Get roasted! Schwarzwaldbrot! (a kind of German bread)

哈啊～～～？

M) Freeze as much as possible! Refrigerator!

你們這群傢伙啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！

U) Yes, this is my best final essence! Infinity・Impact!

到達世界的盡頭一邊

So) Huhh?

如果把打倒了魔王之後

Sa) Huhhh?

跳出製作人員名單的話

M) Huhhhhhh?

那我們的明天會在哪裡？

U) You guys!!!

果然還是不行這樣　領頭是我才對

M) At the end of the world, on the other side

賴在最初的城鎮不前進

If we defeat the Demon King

1乘4小於0

When the end roll plays

又過了100年

Where will our tomorrows be?

快受夠了啊！！！！

All) Still no way no way! I'll go headfirst!

這樣其實也蠻好的 感覺挺不錯

Starting from the first village, not progressing at all ╲Yes yes!╱

反正只是為了消遣而已

1 times 4 is even less than 0

想要一輩子都在旅行

100 years have already passed

所以和你一起熬夜玩RPG

U&Sa) Uwooooooooooo

♪「角色扮演遊戲」

All) That might not be a bad thing afterall

歌／作詞作編曲／Vo Mix　まふまふ

As it can help kill our time ╲Yes yes!╱

歌／Inst Mix　そらる 繪／動畫　りゅうせー

I want to spend my whole life venturing

歌／台詞腳本　うらたぬき、あほの坂田

Staying up late with you, playing RPG

Role-playing Game

Song / Lyrics, Composition & Arrangement／Vo Mix Mafumafu

Song／Inst Mix Soraru Illustration／Movie Ryuusee

Vocal／Dialog Script Uratanuki Vocal／ Dialog Script Aho no Sakata

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