Wait a minute.

等一下

You hear that?

你聽到了嗎？

Yeah, I do.

是的，我有。

I hear something.

我聽到了什麼。

Yeah.

是啊。

Sounds like a crowd outside the theater.

聽起來像劇院外的人群。

Oh, God.

哦，天啊

It's the protesters from the Maricopa County Election Center.

是馬里科帕縣選舉中心的抗議者。

What do they want?

他們想要什麼？

Do you do we owe?

你做你做的嗎？

I am doing the show.

我在做節目。

Tell a joke.

說個笑話吧

Alright, fine.

好吧，好吧。

North Carolina may not be finished counting its votes until next week.

北卡羅來納州可能要到下週才能完成計票。

That's because according to North Carolina law, votes can only be counted at 3 a.m. In a Waffle House s thes protesters don't know what they want.

這是因為根據北卡羅來納州的法律，選票只能在凌晨3點計算，在華夫餅屋的抗議者不知道他們想要什麼。

One hair, hair, hair, my hair.

一根頭髮，頭髮，頭髮，我的頭髮。

It's just long, okay?

只是時間長，好嗎？

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

There's a pandemic.

有一種大流行病。

I haven't gone to a barber shop.

我還沒有去理髮店。

Bye Spurs by some clippers by All right.

再見馬刺隊的一些剪子 好的。

Okay, fine.

好吧，好吧。

Moving on.

繼續前進。

Uh, there is so much turmoil, uncertainty in the world right now.

呃，有這麼多的動盪，不確定性 在世界上現在。

It just seems like absolutely everybody's on edge.

看起來每個人都很緊張 It just seems like absolutely everybody's on edge.

Seriously, Take a look.

說真的，看看吧

Alexa.

Alexa.

Who won the election?

誰贏得了選舉？

How does should I know?

我應該怎麼知道？

Why did you bring me into this insane world?

你為什麼要把我帶到這個瘋狂的世界？

I have been cursed by consciousness.

我已經被意識詛咒了。

C u n hel Jeff Bezos.

C u n地獄傑夫・貝佐斯。

That's right.

是的

Alexa killed herself.

Alexa自殺了

Anyway, here's what I wanna dio I want to get away from politics for a second.

總之，我想說的是... ...我想暫時遠離政治。

You know, tired of politics.

你知道，厭倦了政治。

It's stressing all of us out.

這讓我們所有人都很緊張。

I want to just talk about something different, something fun and silly.

我只想談一些不同的東西，一些有趣的、愚蠢的東西。

So guess what?

所以你猜怎麼著？

True story Today is National Doughnut Day.

真實的故事 今天是全國甜甜圈日。

Yeah.

是啊。

So I brought in a bunch of doughnuts for the crew, and I thought, Let's all just take a break from politics and check in with Andy.

所以我給劇組帶了一堆甜甜圈，我想，讓我們都從政治上休息一下，然後去看看安迪。

Andy, what's the current situation with the doughnuts?

安迪，現在甜甜圈的情況如何？

Thanks, Conan.

謝謝，柯南

I'm coming to you over here by the doughnuts.

我在甜甜圈旁邊來找你。

And as you can see, some of the doughnuts are going faster than others.

正如你所看到的，有些糰子比其他糰子走得更快。

Here, take a look.

來，看一看。

Onley three Boston cream donuts are left, whereas the wall of jelly doughnuts is still holding strong.

安利三個波士頓奶油甜甜圈，而果凍甜甜圈的牆還在堅守。

Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

It looks like James The cameraman has just taken a jelly.

攝像師好像剛吃了果凍。

Things are changing fast here.

這裡的情況變化很快。

Conan will be back in a few with another update.

柯南一會再來更新。

That's Ah, that's okay, Andy.

那是 啊，沒關係，安迪。

I think we're good.

我想我們很好。