Name: 本週的卡通新聞｜預告片 (11/06/20) (This Week on Tooning Out The News | Trailer (11/06/20))
Uploaded: 2020-11-07T18:51:38.000Z
Duration: 1 min 36 s

it's the 2020 election in half of Americans have decided over 200,000 dead is a number they think they could live with.

這是2020年的大選，在一半的美國人已經決定超過20萬的死亡是一個數字，他們認為他們可以生活。

So just for some background, for those of you at home, this is what America looks like from space.

所以，只是為了一些背景， 對於那些你在國內， 這是什麼美國看起來像從空間。

Yeah, because President Trump still have a chance of using Rudy Giuliani strong litigation arm to touch these underage results inappropriately.

是啊，因為特朗普總統還是有機會利用魯迪-朱利安尼強大的訴訟臂膀來觸碰這些未成年結果的不當之處。

We both agree that after this election, there will be a civil war and you better be ready to explode thy neighbor.

我們都同意，這次選舉後，會有一場內戰，你最好準備好炸掉你的鄰居。

That's why we're selling our new book, a five partisan guide toe weaponizing household item.

這就是為什麼我們要賣我們的新書，一個五黨派的指南，以武器化的家庭用品。

Trump is gonna be really embarrassed in front of his dictator friends if he lets the Democratic process run its course.

如果特朗普任由民主黨的進程發展下去，他在他的獨裁者朋友面前會非常尷尬。

The Republican Party I know was much more subtle about their subversion of democracy.

我所知道的共和黨對民主的顛覆要微妙得多。

No matter how likely it is that Democrats will keep the house and win back the Senate, they will do what historians refer thio as royally Fuck it all up.

無論民主黨保住眾議院並贏回參議院的可能性有多大，他們都會做歷史學家所稱的 "ROYally Fuck it all up"。

A very nervous Senator Lindsey Graham was lasting, sprinting up the cars at stoplights, telling motorists that just three more bucks can get him one last targeted Facebook at Oh, I'm election claws.

一個非常緊張的參議員林賽-格雷厄姆是持久的，在紅綠燈處衝刺了汽車，告訴駕車者，只要再多三塊錢就可以讓他最後一次有針對性的Facebook在哦，我是選舉爪。

And let me tell you the story of Election Day.

讓我給大家講講選舉日的故事。

Congratulations to Nate Silver, the new Mr Wrong 2020.

恭喜Nate Silver，2020年新的錯誤先生。

Marry election to all And to all a sleepless night.

嫁給大家的選舉，嫁給大家的不眠之夜。

Good to know that in a time of change, we can always rely on the steady hand of American depravity.

很高興知道，在變化的時代，我們總能依靠美國墮落的穩定之手。