you use your tongue. I have said this so many times, please listen, and please obey me.

你用你的舌頭。我已經說過很多次了，請聽我說，請服從我。

At no point during your make out session should your tongue touch your partner’s lips before

在親熱過程中，任何時候都不能讓舌頭觸碰到對方的嘴脣，然後再

your lips do. So this is what should not happen: How horrible was that?

你的嘴脣會這樣做。所以這是不應該發生的這有多可怕？

Here wait- let me do it again.

等等，讓我再來一遍。

Okay.

好的

Oh that was the worst ever- I've never experienced something worse than that.

哦，這真是有史以來最糟糕的一次--我從來沒有經歷過比這更糟糕的事情。

Oh I have. I really have. You should never. The tongue comes after. The tongue is maybe

哦，我有。真的你不應該這樣舌頭在後面舌頭也許

the main course but you have to build up to it with appetizers. The appetizers are the

但你必須用開胃菜為主菜做鋪墊。開胃菜是

lips. So you want to kiss, kiss, kiss, with the lips then pop the tongue. So once the

嘴脣所以你要吻，吻，吻，用嘴脣，然後用舌頭。一旦

tongue is in the scenario, you want to make sure your rhythm matches your partner's rhythm.

在場景中，你要確保自己的節奏與伴侶的節奏一致。

So everything that you're doing your partner is also reciprocating so you guys are a mirror

是以，你所做的一切，你的伴侶也會給予回報，所以你們是一面鏡子

image of one another. So this means to go slowly, let your partner, if you're the girl,

彼此的形象。是以，這意味著要慢慢來，讓你的伴侶，如果你是女孩的話、

let the man set the pace. Let him decide how much tongue goes in, and then more, and then

讓男人來決定節奏讓他決定舌頭伸進去多少，然後更多，然後

more, and then more, until you guys are going at it. But again, if he pulls away, your tongue

再多一點，再多一點，直到你們都進入狀態。但同樣，如果他拉開，你的舌頭

should not be out of your mouth. Reel it back in ladies and boys.

不應該從你嘴裡說出來。女士們，先生們，請把話收回來。

Wait, you want to see it? Okay.

等等，你想看嗎？好吧

So it's like a dinner, so it's appetizers first.

這就像一頓晚餐，先來點開胃菜。

And I love appetizers; I love to fill up on appetizers.

我喜歡開胃菜；我喜歡在開胃菜上大快朵頤。

Right, it's calamari first, and here comes the Cesar salad, oh is my steak done, please

對了，先來魷魚，然後是凱撒沙拉，哦，我的牛排烤好了嗎？

put the filet mignon down, thank you.

把菲力牛排放下，謝謝。

See how it's little, but it's not overwhelming?

看到它有多小嗎？

Right?

對不對？

It's there, but not like the scene from Aliens, it's just a little bit.

它就在那裡，但不像《異形》裡的場景，只是一點點。

Sometimes what looks good on camera is not actually what feels good and is not what is

有時，在鏡頭前看起來不錯的東西，實際上並不是感覺良好的東西，也不是

enticing to your partner. So a little bit goes a long way with tongue and with main

吸引你的伴侶。是以，在舌尖和主食方面，一點點就能達到很好的效果。

courses, especially if you're trying to lose weight, just eat half of whatever it is they

課程，特別是如果你想減肥，只需吃一半，無論他們是

serve.

上菜

So, you don't want to see this.

所以，你不會想看這個的。

No. Let's show them what not to do.

不，讓我們告訴他們不該做什麼。

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

This is going to be horrible.

這太可怕了

Alright, what not to do.

好吧，不應該做什麼。

I don't even want to do it.

我甚至不想這麼做。

Let's just show them what not to do.

讓我們告訴他們什麼不該做。

God, are you my golden retriever? It's like kissing a dog.

天啊，你是我的金毛獵犬嗎？就像親吻一隻狗一樣

Guys, there's nothing worse, when you're trying to go in for a passionate kiss for a girl,

夥計們，當你想和女孩熱吻時 沒有比這更糟糕的了

and she thinks it's going to be all sexy, and boom, there's a tongue that comes out

她以為會很性感，結果 "嘣 "的一聲，舌頭伸了出來

like some hideous lizard attacking your face. It might look something like this:

就像一些猙獰的蜥蜴在攻擊你的臉。看起來可能是這樣的

Oh you want it?

你想要嗎？

Yeah.

是啊