Name: 莎拉-西爾弗曼的爸爸有一個屁股紋身 - CONAN在TBS上的 (Sarah Silverman’s Dad Got A Butt Tattoo - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-11-06T20:05:21.000Z
Duration: 3 min 50 s

頻率副詞

你一直是一個了不起的站起來。

I heard you say once it was in an interview that you get some of your community sensibility from your dad and I'm wondering, really is it first of all, how is he doing?

我聽你說過一次是在採訪中說，你對社會的一些感悟來自於你的父親，我想知道，真的是首先，他現在怎麼樣了？

That's a good your heart just drop a little bit.

這是一個很好的你的心臟只是下降一點點。

No, I was pretty sure he hadn't, but yeah, I thought maybe like blasting off the phone just got off the phone news?

不，我很確定他沒有，但是是的，我想也許就像爆破電話一樣，剛剛得到的電話新聞？

He is always counting down because he looked up.

他總是在倒數，因為他抬頭看。

And he was like, We can't show this on TV.

他說，我們不能在電視上播放這個。

Did something happen that he put him in a lawnmower when he was younger?

是不是小時候發生了什麼事，讓他坐上了割草機？

His podiatrist said they're the ugliest feet she has ever seen in her life.

他的足科醫生說這是她一生中見過的最醜的腳。

He's always just like, Yeah, I gotta get to toes removed.

他總是說："是啊，我得把腳趾頭拔掉。

He goes the one that had roast beef and the one that went to market.

他去的是吃烤牛肉的，去的是去市場的。

It was probably a two or three years ago.

Now is for my step mother's 70th birthday.

My sister Laura convinced him she is a bunch of tattoos, and she convinced him, Wouldn't it be cool to get Janice's name on your ass?

我妹妹勞拉說服他，她是一堆紋身，她說服他，把珍妮絲的名字印在你的屁股上不是很酷嗎？

This is a man in his seven late seventies at this point getting a tattoo in July.

這是一個七旬男子，此時在7月進行紋身。

I don't know what part of it, but it's a little sliver of it.

我不知道是哪一部分，但這是一小片。

Uh, I love that to someone in pain with a Boston accent.

呃，我喜歡這句話，對一個有波士頓口音的痛苦中的人。

She talk Thio, Uh uh, Does he get out here to L.

她說Thio，呃呃，他是否會到這裡來L。

And I usually have, like, a stragglers thanksgiving, you know, in my apartment.

我通常有一樣， 散兵遊勇感恩節， 你知道，在我的公寓。

So, like, just any comics that aren't don't have plans where they come over show folk we call the show folk.

所以，像，只是任何漫畫家，是不是不要有計劃，他們在那裡過來的表演民間，我們稱之為表演民間。

And, uh and but my dad and my some other have been coming.

而且，呃，但我的爸爸和我的一些其他的已經來了。

And then, um, it's funny because my friend Stephanie Sambar e I was walking by.

然後，嗯，這很有趣，因為我的朋友Stephanie Sambar和我走過。

He was sitting in a chair and she was like, sitting at his feet and they were talking.

他坐在椅子上，她就像，坐在他的腳下，他們在說話。

And as I walked by, I heard her go you to my dad and I go, Stephanie, don't talk to my dad like that.

當我走過的時候，我聽到她走你去找我爸，我走了，斯蒂芬妮，不要跟我爸這麼說話。

And she goes, he just told me I should kill myself.

她說，他剛剛告訴我，我應該自殺。

Thats is such a great Thanksgiving way, s So did you figure out an instigator?

這是一個偉大的感恩節方式，S 所以，你有沒有找出一個煽動者？

I mean, I don't know why, but then this past year he walked in the door and she was in the kitchen because we she makes like, a lot of the food.

我的意思是，我不知道為什麼， 但去年，他走進門 她在廚房裡，因為我們 她讓喜歡，很多的食物。

And he just looked at I didn't think he would remember.

而他只是看著我，沒想到他還記得。

And he just looked at her and he goes, You're still alive, E want to come over?

他只是看著她，然後他說，你還活著，E要不要過來？

 I want to come over and see this on Thanksgiving, please. 

我想在感恩節的時候過來看看這個，謝謝。