Name: 特朗普的支持者對福克斯新聞稱亞利桑那為拜登的名字感到不快 - 今夜秀 (Trump Supporters Upset About Fox News Calling Arizona for Biden | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2020-11-06T18:33:22.000Z
Duration: 8 min 26 s

-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show" here...

-歡迎，歡迎，歡迎來到 "今夜秀"... ...

Thank you, Roots. Let's get to the news and jokes.

謝謝你，"根"。讓我們來看看新聞和笑話吧。

好了，夥計們，從今天下午開始。

some states are still counting their votes,

but the numbers are looking good for Joe Biden.

to socially distance from President Trump.

以在社交上與特朗普總統保持距離。

是的，因為今天有更多的票數進來了。

冠狀病毒穿上它的帽子和外套。

and thought, "Well, it's been a good run.

心想："好吧，這一路走來，還算順利。

That's right, as of now, it's looking like

the GOP strategy of "Hope no one notices the global pandemic"

政府黨 "希望沒人注意到全球大流行 "的策略。

At this very moment, Biden is smiling from ear to ear.

此時此刻，拜登正笑得合不攏嘴。

At least I think he is. It's hard to tell

You could tell Biden's feeling good, though.

不過你可以看出拜登的感覺不錯。

putting the finishing screw-ups on his acceptance speech.

把他的獲獎感言做了最後的修改。

Later, Biden was seen swigging Ocean Spray

後來，有人看到拜登喝了海洋噴霧劑。

while hanging off the back of an Amtrak train.

♪ Thunder only happens when it's raining ♪

Was he drinking while singing? I don't know what he --

他是一邊喝酒一邊唱歌嗎？我不知道他...

Well, he's going so fast that there's no liquid --

他的速度太快了，沒有液體... ...

-Right, exactly. -It's a lot of space work,

-對，沒錯-這是個很大的空間工作,

"喂，那個關於亨特筆記本的廢話？

Yeah, the only people happier than Biden's staff is Trump's.

是啊，比拜登的幕僚更開心的只有特朗普的幕僚。

"Oh, my God. It's almost over. Thank goodness.

"哦，我的天啊，快結束了。快結束了。謝天謝地。

but he was just sent straight to voicemail by the MyPillow guy.

但他只是被MyPillow的人直接轉到了語音信箱。

但這是很好的 -- 特朗普的內部圈子。

They're like, "Yes, you may be losing the White House,

他們說："是的，你可能會失去白宮。

but on the bright side, you can now focus

但從好的方面看，你現在可以聚焦

Meanwhile, Eric Trump was like, "If Biden is president,

同時，埃裡克-特朗普還說："如果拜登是總統。

這是否意味著他是我的新爸爸？"

but the outcome feels pretty inevitable right now.

但現在的結果感覺很不可避免。

弗拉基米爾-普京是這樣的，"哦，好吧。

你操縱一些，你就會失去一些。"

You rig some, you lose some. Trending on Twitter right now.

你操縱一些，你失去一些。現在微博上的趨勢是：

That's right, things are looking pretty good for Biden,

沒錯，拜登的情況看起來很不錯。

but we're still waiting for a final call,

'cause a few swing states are still counting final votes.

因為有幾個搖擺州還在計算最後的票數。

It's like we're living through that dramatic pause

我們就像活在那個戲劇性的停頓中一樣。

before they give out a rose on "The Bachelorette,"

在她們在 "單身女郎 "上送出一朵玫瑰之前，

At this point, Americans are like, "Let's go.

這時，美國人就會說："我們走吧。

We've got no things to do, and no people to see."

我們沒有事情可做，也沒有人可看。"

我聽到了佐格對它的笑聲。那是...

I heard that each ballot is processed by two volunteers,

聽說每張選票都由兩名志願者處理。

一個民主黨人和一個共和黨人。

they star in a Hallmark movie called "Count on Love."

他們出演了一部名為 "愛的計數 "的Hallmark電影。

You're stuck inside a room full of people

你被困在一個滿是人的房間裡。

during a global pandemic, paper cuts all over your hands,

在全球大流行期間，紙張會劃傷你的手。

I don't hear any counting in there, Gretchen."

我沒聽到裡面有什麼數數，格雷琴。"

It would be a Gretchen. -It feels like it, right?

應該是Gretchen.-感覺是這樣的，對吧？

You can tell Trump's starting to panic about the results,

你可以看出特朗普對結果開始恐慌了。

'cause this morning, he tweeted, "STOP THE COUNT!"

因為今天早上，他在推特上說，"停止計數！"

In response, The Count from "Sesame Street" tweeted,

對此，"芝麻街 "裡的伯爵在微博上表示。

"You've lost ONE, TWO, THREE swing states!

"你已經失去了一個、兩個、三個搖擺州!

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