♪ >> Stephen: HELLO, WELCOME

>> Stephen:你好，歡迎

BACK, EVERYBODY.

退後，各位。

WE'RE STILL ANXIOUSLY AWAITING 2 THE ELECTION RESULTS.

我們還在焦急地等待選舉結果。

MAYBE YOU KNOW, WE DON'T.

也許你知道，我們不知道。

WE'RE STILL ANXIOUSLY AWAITING.

我們還在焦急地等待。

IT HAS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ASKING

它讓人們到處都在追問

QUESTIONS LIKE, CAN BIDEN WIN WITHOUT PENNSYLVANIA?

類似的問題，沒有賓夕法尼亞州，比登能贏嗎？

WHEN WILL WE GET PENNSYLVANIA'S FINAL RESULTS?

我們什麼時候能拿到賓夕法尼亞州的最終結果？

AND WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU STARE REAL HARD AT THIS GRAPH OF

當你用力看這幅圖的時候，你會看到什麼？

PENNSYLVANIA'S VOTE COUNT?

賓夕法尼亞州的選票數？

JIMMY-- WE'RE NOT ON SHOWTIME ANYMORE.

JIMMY -- 我們不在SHOWTIME了。

THANK YOU.

謝謝你。

AND ADULTS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WITH QUESTIONS.

而成年人並不是唯一有問題的人。

SO MANY KIDS ARE HOME RIGHT NOW AND THEY'VE BEEN ASKING THEIR

很多孩子現在都在家，他們一直在問自己的父母。

PARENTS A LOT OF DIFFICULT QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS ELECTION.

家長們對這次選舉有很多困難的問題。

SO I THOUGHT I'D HELP OUT BY ANSWERING SOME REAL QUESTIONS

所以我想通過回答一些真實的問題來幫助大家。

FROM REAL KIDS, SENT IN BY PARENTS WHO COULD USE A REAL

來自真實的孩子，由需要真實幫助的家長寄來的。

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SO IT'S TIME FOR A SPECIAL ELECTION EDITION OF...

所以現在是特別選舉版的時間... ...

"KIDS QUESTIONS: ELECTION EDITION!"

"兒童問題：選舉版！"

>> Stephen: I THOUGHT WE WERE BRAINSTORMING NEW TITLES.

>> 史蒂芬：我以為我們在絞盡腦汁地設計新標題。

HELLO, CHILDREN.

你好，孩子們。

MY NAME IS STEPHEN AND I'M AN EXPERT ON DEMOCRACY.

我叫史蒂芬，是民主政治的專家。

THAT'S WHY I'M IN CHARGE AND NO ONE ELSE GETS A SAY.

這就是為什麼我是負責人，沒有人得到一個發言權。

TODAY I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO ASK ANY QUESTION YOU'D

今天我想給你一個機會，讓你問任何你想問的問題

LIKE.

喜歡。

WHO'S FIRST.

誰是第一。

>> WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE PRESIDENT?

>> 為什麼一定要當主席？

>> Stephen: GREAT QUESTION, WILLA, THE MAIN REASON THERE HAS

>> Stephen:很好的問題，WILLA，主要的原因是...

TO BE A PRESIDENT IS SO THE VICE PRESIDENT HAS TO HAVE A

要成為主席，所以副主席必須有一個。

BOSS.

BOSS：

WITHOUT A SUPERVISOR THE VICE PRESIDENT MIGHT STOP

如果沒有監督員，副主席可能會停止。

SHOWING UP TO WORK AND NO ONE WOULD BE AROUND TO DO ALL THE

出現在工作中，沒有人願意做所有的事情。

IMPORTANT VICE PRESIDENTING.

重要的副主席。

WHO ELSE HAS A EQUESTION.

誰有一個問題。

>> CAN CHEESE VOTE?

>> 奶酪能投票嗎？

>> Stephen: YES, CHEESE CAN VOTE AS LONG AS IT IS AMERICAN

>> Stephen: 是的，只要是美國人，奶酪就可以投票。

CHEESE AND AGED AT LEAST 18 YEARS AND, OF COURSE, CHEESE

奶酪和年齡至少18歲，當然，奶酪。

TENDS TO VOTE IN BLOCS.

TENDS TO VOTION IN BLOCS.

GOUDA QUESTION.

GOUDA問題。

NEXT?

下一個？

>> WHO IS THE BEST LOOKING PRESIDENT.

>> 誰是最好看的總統。

>> Stephen: IN THE PAST HISTORIANS CALLED FRANKLIN

>> 史蒂芬: 過去的歷史學家們都叫弗蘭克林。

PIERCE OUR BEST LOOKING PRESIDENT BUT THEY WERE JUST

皮爾斯是我們最帥的總統，但他們只是

PICTURING HARRY STYLES.

描繪哈里-斯蒂爾斯。

>> CAN I VOTE FOR EMMA INSTEAD?

>> 我可以投票給艾瑪嗎？

>> Stephen: I KNOW YOU'RE FED UP WITH THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM BUT

>> 我知道你對兩黨制很不滿，但是...

I'LL GRANT YOU ELMO'S FOCUS ON LETTERS AND NUMBERS HAS BEEN

我承認ELMO對字母和數字的關注度很高。

INVALUABLE.

不可估量。

I WANT YOU TO THINK IT THROUGH OTHERWISE IT'S A PROTEST VOTE

我想讓你想清楚，否則就是抗議投票。

LIKE VOTING FOR JILL STEIN OR ANY OTHER PUPPET.

就像投票給吉爾-斯坦或任何其他傀儡一樣。

ONE MORE.

再來一次

>> IF I WAS ELECTED TO BE THE PRESIDENT, WOULD I BE ABLE TO

>> 如果我被選為主席，我是否能夠：

PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE PINK AND PURPLE?

把白房子塗成粉紅色和紫色？

>> Stephen: WELL, EVA JEAN, JUDGING BY YOUR UNICORN SHIRT

>> Stephen: WELL, EVA JEAN, JUDGING BY YOUR UNICORN SHIRT.

AND YOUR BOW IN YOUR HEAD AND YOUR PILLOW, I DON'T THINK THE

和你的弓在你的頭和你的枕頭，我不認為

AMERICAN PEOPLE COULD STOP YOU EVEN IF THEY WANTED TO.

美國人民可以阻止你，即使他們願意。

PLEASE PAINT THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT AND

請你在華盛頓紀念碑上塗上油漆，同時...

GIVE THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL A GLOW-UP.

給林肯紀念館點個贊。

THAT'S IT.

這就是它。

THANK YOU TO ALL THE KIDS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS.

感謝所有孩子們的提問。

YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO VOTE TILL YOU'RE 18, EXCEPT IN CERTAIN

除了在某些情況下，年滿18歲才允許投票。

PARTS TO HAVE THE COUNTRY WHICH YOU SHOULD GET IN LINE NOW.

部分有國家，你現在應該得到的線。

>> Stephen: THANKS, STEPHEN, BACK WITH LARRY WILMORE.

>> 史蒂芬：謝謝你，史蒂芬，回到LARRY WILMORE身邊。

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