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  • ♪ >> Stephen: HELLO, WELCOME

    >> Stephen:你好,歡迎

  • BACK, EVERYBODY.

    退後,各位。

  • WE'RE STILL ANXIOUSLY AWAITING 2 THE ELECTION RESULTS.

    我們還在焦急地等待選舉結果。

  • MAYBE YOU KNOW, WE DON'T.

    也許你知道,我們不知道。

  • WE'RE STILL ANXIOUSLY AWAITING.

    我們還在焦急地等待。

  • IT HAS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ASKING

    它讓人們到處都在追問

  • QUESTIONS LIKE, CAN BIDEN WIN WITHOUT PENNSYLVANIA?

    類似的問題,沒有賓夕法尼亞州,比登能贏嗎?

  • WHEN WILL WE GET PENNSYLVANIA'S FINAL RESULTS?

    我們什麼時候能拿到賓夕法尼亞州的最終結果?

  • AND WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU STARE REAL HARD AT THIS GRAPH OF

    當你用力看這幅圖的時候,你會看到什麼?

  • PENNSYLVANIA'S VOTE COUNT?

    賓夕法尼亞州的選票數?

  • JIMMY-- WE'RE NOT ON SHOWTIME ANYMORE.

    JIMMY -- 我們不在SHOWTIME了。

  • THANK YOU.

    謝謝你。

  • AND ADULTS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WITH QUESTIONS.

    而成年人並不是唯一有問題的人。

  • SO MANY KIDS ARE HOME RIGHT NOW AND THEY'VE BEEN ASKING THEIR

    很多孩子現在都在家,他們一直在問自己的父母。

  • PARENTS A LOT OF DIFFICULT QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS ELECTION.

    家長們對這次選舉有很多困難的問題。

  • SO I THOUGHT I'D HELP OUT BY ANSWERING SOME REAL QUESTIONS

    所以我想通過回答一些真實的問題來幫助大家。

  • FROM REAL KIDS, SENT IN BY PARENTS WHO COULD USE A REAL

    來自真實的孩子,由需要真實幫助的家長寄來的。

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  • SO IT'S TIME FOR A SPECIAL ELECTION EDITION OF...

    所以現在是特別選舉版的時間... ...

  • "KIDS QUESTIONS: ELECTION EDITION!"

    "兒童問題:選舉版!"

  • >> Stephen: I THOUGHT WE WERE BRAINSTORMING NEW TITLES.

    >> 史蒂芬:我以為我們在絞盡腦汁地設計新標題。

  • HELLO, CHILDREN.

    你好,孩子們。

  • MY NAME IS STEPHEN AND I'M AN EXPERT ON DEMOCRACY.

    我叫史蒂芬,是民主政治的專家。

  • THAT'S WHY I'M IN CHARGE AND NO ONE ELSE GETS A SAY.

    這就是為什麼我是負責人,沒有人得到一個發言權。

  • TODAY I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO ASK ANY QUESTION YOU'D

    今天我想給你一個機會,讓你問任何你想問的問題

  • LIKE.

    喜歡。

  • WHO'S FIRST.

    誰是第一。

  • >> WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE PRESIDENT?

    >> 為什麼一定要當主席?

  • >> Stephen: GREAT QUESTION, WILLA, THE MAIN REASON THERE HAS

    >> Stephen:很好的問題,WILLA,主要的原因是...

  • TO BE A PRESIDENT IS SO THE VICE PRESIDENT HAS TO HAVE A

    要成為主席,所以副主席必須有一個。

  • BOSS.

    BOSS:

  • WITHOUT A SUPERVISOR THE VICE PRESIDENT MIGHT STOP

    如果沒有監督員,副主席可能會停止。

  • SHOWING UP TO WORK AND NO ONE WOULD BE AROUND TO DO ALL THE

    出現在工作中,沒有人願意做所有的事情。

  • IMPORTANT VICE PRESIDENTING.

    重要的副主席。

  • WHO ELSE HAS A EQUESTION.

    誰有一個問題。

  • >> CAN CHEESE VOTE?

    >> 奶酪能投票嗎?

  • >> Stephen: YES, CHEESE CAN VOTE AS LONG AS IT IS AMERICAN

    >> Stephen: 是的,只要是美國人,奶酪就可以投票。

  • CHEESE AND AGED AT LEAST 18 YEARS AND, OF COURSE, CHEESE

    奶酪和年齡至少18歲,當然,奶酪。

  • TENDS TO VOTE IN BLOCS.

    TENDS TO VOTION IN BLOCS.

  • GOUDA QUESTION.

    GOUDA問題。

  • NEXT?

    下一個?

  • >> WHO IS THE BEST LOOKING PRESIDENT.

    >> 誰是最好看的總統。

  • >> Stephen: IN THE PAST HISTORIANS CALLED FRANKLIN

    >> 史蒂芬: 過去的歷史學家們都叫弗蘭克林。

  • PIERCE OUR BEST LOOKING PRESIDENT BUT THEY WERE JUST

    皮爾斯是我們最帥的總統,但他們只是

  • PICTURING HARRY STYLES.

    描繪哈里-斯蒂爾斯。

  • >> CAN I VOTE FOR EMMA INSTEAD?

    >> 我可以投票給艾瑪嗎?

  • >> Stephen: I KNOW YOU'RE FED UP WITH THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM BUT

    >> 我知道你對兩黨制很不滿,但是...

  • I'LL GRANT YOU ELMO'S FOCUS ON LETTERS AND NUMBERS HAS BEEN

    我承認ELMO對字母和數字的關注度很高。

  • INVALUABLE.

    不可估量。

  • I WANT YOU TO THINK IT THROUGH OTHERWISE IT'S A PROTEST VOTE

    我想讓你想清楚,否則就是抗議投票。

  • LIKE VOTING FOR JILL STEIN OR ANY OTHER PUPPET.

    就像投票給吉爾-斯坦或任何其他傀儡一樣。

  • ONE MORE.

    再來一次

  • >> IF I WAS ELECTED TO BE THE PRESIDENT, WOULD I BE ABLE TO

    >> 如果我被選為主席,我是否能夠:

  • PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE PINK AND PURPLE?

    把白房子塗成粉紅色和紫色?

  • >> Stephen: WELL, EVA JEAN, JUDGING BY YOUR UNICORN SHIRT

    >> Stephen: WELL, EVA JEAN, JUDGING BY YOUR UNICORN SHIRT.

  • AND YOUR BOW IN YOUR HEAD AND YOUR PILLOW, I DON'T THINK THE

    和你的弓在你的頭和你的枕頭,我不認為

  • AMERICAN PEOPLE COULD STOP YOU EVEN IF THEY WANTED TO.

    美國人民可以阻止你,即使他們願意。

  • PLEASE PAINT THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT AND

    請你在華盛頓紀念碑上塗上油漆,同時...

  • GIVE THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL A GLOW-UP.

    給林肯紀念館點個贊。

  • THAT'S IT.

    這就是它。

  • THANK YOU TO ALL THE KIDS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS.

    感謝所有孩子們的提問。

  • YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO VOTE TILL YOU'RE 18, EXCEPT IN CERTAIN

    除了在某些情況下,年滿18歲才允許投票。

  • PARTS TO HAVE THE COUNTRY WHICH YOU SHOULD GET IN LINE NOW.

    部分有國家,你現在應該得到的線。

  • >> Stephen: THANKS, STEPHEN, BACK WITH LARRY WILMORE.

    >> 史蒂芬:謝謝你,史蒂芬,回到LARRY WILMORE身邊。

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