♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

>> Stephen:歡迎回來。

EVERYBODY.

每個人。

MY NEXT GUEST IS AN OSCAR, EMMY, AND GRAMMY WINNER WITH A NEW

我的下一位客人是奧斯卡獎、艾美獎和格萊美獎得主，他的新作是《我的下一站》。

SINGLE, "HAPPINESS IS JUST A THING CALLED JOE."

單曲，"幸福只是一種叫喬伊的東西。"

PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW," CHER.

請歡迎來到 "晚間秀"，切爾。

CHER!

親愛的！

LOOK AT YOU THERE!

看看你在那裡！

>> THANK YOU!

>> 謝謝你！

>> Stephen: I CAN'T BELIEVE -- I'M NOT GOING TO HIDE MY FANDOM.

>> Stephen: I CAN CAN CAN BELIEVE -- I NOT GO TO HIDE MY FANDOM.

AT THIS POINT AUDIENCE TO GO CRAZY!

在這一點上，聽眾要瘋了!

I WANT THE BAND TO PLAY A HIT!

我想讓樂隊演奏一曲！

I WANT LIGHTS, GLITZ, I WANT TO WEAR A BIG BOB MACKEY HEAD

我要燈光，閃閃發光，我要戴上大BOB MACKEY的腦袋

DRESS, BUT THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE ANYWAY.

衣服，但謝謝你在這裡反正。

>> WELL, WE'RE GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTING.

>> 好吧，我們要讓人失望了。

( LAUGHTER ) NO, WE'RE FABULOUS, OKAY?

（笑）不，我們是美好的，好嗎？

WE'RE FABULOUS, DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE WHAT WE HAVE ON.

我們很好，沒有任何區別，我們有什麼。

>> Stephen: SO IT'S ELECTION EVE AND IT'S COVID TIMES.

>> 斯蒂芬：所以這是選舉前夕，現在是科維德時代。

HOW ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?

你現在過得怎麼樣？

>> WELL, WHAT'S BEEN KEEPING ME ENERGIZED IS I HAVE BEEN TALK TO

>> 好吧，是什麼讓我精力充沛的是，我一直在和我的朋友們哈拉。

PHONE BANKS, I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO VOLUNTEERS, I HAVE BEEN IN

電話銀行，我一直在與志願者交談，我一直在。

ARIZONA, I HAVE BEEN IN -- IN -- IN NEVADA, SO I THINK THAT'S HOW

亞利桑那州，我已經在 - 在 - 在內華達州，所以我想這是如何。

I'M -- AND I TRY NOT TO WATCH THE NEWS.

我 -- 我儘量不看新聞。

SO THAT'S HOW I -- THAT'S HOW I AM KEEPING MYSELF, UM, IN TWO

所以這就是我... ... 這就是我如何讓自己，嗯，在兩個... ...

PIECES -- OR ONE PIECE.

一塊 -- -- 或者一塊。

>> Stephen: NOT WATCHING THE NEWS IS REALLY SMART.

>> Stephen:不看新聞才是真正的聰明。

I'VE GOT TO ASK, WHAT IS IT LIKE WHEN YOU PHONE BANK?

我得問一下，當你給銀行打電話的時候是什麼感覺？

WHEN YOU -- WHEN YOU CALL AND YOU SAY, HI, THIS IS CHER, WHAT

當你... 當你打電話說，嗨，我是雪兒，怎麼辦？

HAPPENS?

發生了什麼？

>> WELL, MOSTLY THEY INTRODUCE ME FIRST, BUT THE KIDS CAN SEE

>> 他們先介紹我，但孩子們可以看到。

ME FIRST, AND THEN THERE'S LOTS OF THIS, YOU KNOW, AND THERE'S

我第一，然後有很多這樣的，你知道的，還有就是

LOTS OF LAUGHING AND EXCITEMENT, AND THEN -- AND THEN THERE'S

很多的笑聲和興奮，然後 - 然後，然後有

LOTS OF ME EXPLAINING WHY I'M DOING THIS AND -- AND HOW PROUD

很多我解釋我為什麼要這樣做，以及 -- 以及多麼自豪的。

I AM OF EVERYBODY, AND IT'S HONEST.

我是每個人的，這是誠實的。

IT'S HONEST.

它是誠實的。

I MEAN, AND, UM -- AND HOW I SUPPORT THEM, AND I KNOW THE JOB

我的意思是，和，嗯... ... 以及我如何支持他們， 我知道的工作。

IS HARD, AND I KNOW -- BUT THEY'VE JUST GOT TO KEEP GOING.

是困難的，我知道 - 但他們必須繼續前進。

THEY'RE SO WILLING, THEY'RE SO READY.

他們是如此的有意願，他們是如此的準備。

>> Stephen: NOW, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A LONG-TIME JOE

>> 現在，我明白了，你是一個長期的JOE。

BIDEN SUPPORTER.

BIDEN支持者：

YOU'RE A JOE O.G.

你是一個喬伊-奧格。

WHEN DID YOU FIRST MEET HIM AND WHAT WAS IT ABOUT JOE THAT FIRST

你第一次見到他是什麼時候，喬是什麼人？

STRUCK YOU?

打擊你？

>> 2006.

>> 2006.

>> Stephen: THAT IS AN OLD-TIME JOE SUPPORTER.

>> Stephen:那是一箇舊時代的喬的支持者。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

2006.

2006.

AND HE THINKS THAT HE INVITED ME TO SEE HIM, BUT I CRASHED HIS

他以為他邀請我去見他，但我把他的車撞壞了。

OFFICE.

辦公室：

SO, UM, SO -- BECAUSE I HAD BEEN WATCHING HIM TALK, AND I HAD --

所以，嗯，所以 - 因為我一直在看他說話，我有 -

YOU KNOW, AND I WAS WONDERING, NOBODY'S THIS, THIS IS

你知道，我想知道，沒有人的這一點，這是。

( BLEEP ).

( BLEEP ).

SO I THOUGHT, I'M GOING TO GO THERE AND I'M GOING TO JUST -- I

所以我想，我要去那裡，我要去 只是 -

WAS KIND OF GOING TO INTERROGATE HIM, WHICH IS WHAT I DID, AND I

是有點去打斷他， 這就是我所做的，和我

FOUND OUTO HOW MUCH -- HOW STRAIGHT HE WAS.

找到了多少 - 他是多麼的直率。

I ASKED HIM A QUESTION, AND IT WAS A QUESTION THAT ANY OTHER

我問了他一個問題，這是一個問題，任何其他的問題。

POLITICIAN MIGHT HAVE JUST SKIRTED AROUND IT AND NOT GIVEN

政治家可能只是繞開它而不給。

THE ANSWER, AND HE DID, AND I WAS -- I WAS SO IMPRESSED.

答案，他做到了，我是 - 我很感動。

I JUST -- I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW IMPRESSED I AM WITH HIM.

我只是... ... 我無法告訴你我對他的印象有多深刻。

IMEAN, WE ALL KNOW HE'S GOT COMPASSION AND THAT'S A BIG

我是說，我們都知道他有同情心，這是個大問題

THING.

事情。

I MEAN, IT'S A HUGE THING NOW.

我的意思是，這是一個很大的事情了。

BUT HE HAS MORE THAN COMPASSION.

但他不只是有同情心。

HE'S SO SMART AND HE'S SO DEDICATED, AND HE IS -- HE WANTS

他是如此的聰明，他是如此的專心致志，他是 - 他想。

US TO BECOME THE COUNTRYT THAT WE SHOULD HAVE BECOME.

我們要成為我們本應成為的國家T。

>> Stephen: AND IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.

>> Stephen:而且永遠不會太晚。

YOU ALSO HAVE BEEN SUPPORTING JOE ON TWITTER.

你也一直在微博上支持喬。

YOU'VE GOT AN INNIMBLE TWITTER STYLE.

你有一個ININBLE TWITTER STYLE。

YOU'VE GOT A CAPS LOCK GAME DOWN RIGHT THERE.

你有一個大寫的遊戲在那裡。

HERE'S WHAT HE SAID, MUST MAKE JOE BIDEN OUR NEXT PRESIDENT.

這是他說的話，必須讓喬-比登成為我們的下一任總統。

YOU DON'T HAVE 2 LOVE S JOE BUT DO HE HELPED US PULL OUT OF A

你沒有兩個愛的喬，但他幫助我們拉出一個。

RESEGMENTS I'VE KNOWN JOE SINCE 2006.

我從2006年開始就認識了喬。

HE CAN LEAD US OUT OF THE DARKNESS INTO GREAT LIGHT.

他能帶領我們走出黑暗，進入大光明。

HE HAS GREAT PLANS ."

他有偉大的計劃。"

IF YOU AVOID NEWS, I HOPE YOU AVOID TWITTER BECAUSE IT'S A

如果你避開新聞，我希望你避開微博，因為它是一個。

TOXIC ENVIRONMENT, I HOPE YOU DON'T SPEND MUCH TIME THERE.

有毒的環境，我希望你不要花太多時間在那裡。

>> THE PEOPLE ON MY TWITTER AREN'T TOXIC, I GET STUPID TRUMP

>> 我微博上的人沒有毒，我得到了愚蠢的特朗普。

PEOPLE BUT THAT'S LIKE STUPID DOG TRICKS.

人，但這是像愚蠢的狗技巧。

I GET SOME OF THESE, BUT MOSTLY I GET PEOPLE WHO HAVE MY SAME

我得到了一些這樣的，但大多數我得到的人誰擁有我同樣的。

THOUGHTS ABOUT WHAT SHOULD BE GOING ON IN THIS WORLD.

關於這個世界上應該發生的事情的想法。

I GET REALLY STUPID THINGS FROM THEM BUT I DON'T CARE.

我從他們那裡得到了很多愚蠢的東西，但我不在乎。

YOU KNOW, WHO CARES.

你知道，誰在乎。

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW SINGLE "HAPPINESS IS JUST A

>> Stephen: 你有一首新單曲 "HAPPINESS IS JUST A"。

THING CALLED JOE" THAT HE INSPIRED.

他所激勵的 "叫喬的東西"。

HOW DID THAT COME ABOUT?

怎麼會這樣？

>> WELL, HE DIDN'T REALLY INSPIRE IT, EXACTLY.

>> 好吧，他並沒有真正激發它，完全是。

IT'S JUST I THOUGHT ABOUT HIM.

我只是想到了他。

I REMEMBERED THE SONG AND I REWROTE THE LYRICS AND I JUST

我記住了這首歌，我重寫了歌詞，我只是...

THOUGHT IT'S SO PERFECT AND IT'S THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT HIM AND

我覺得這太完美了，這就是我對他和他的感覺。

IT'S THE WAY I'D LIKE EVERYONE TO FEEL ABOUT HIM.

這是我希望大家對他的感覺。

>> Stephen: JIM, DO WE HAVE A CLIP OF THIS?

>> Stephen:吉姆，我們有這個片段嗎？

♪ IT SEEMS LIKE HAPPINESS IS JUST

似乎幸福只是

A THING JOE ♪ ♪ HE'S GOT A SMILE THAT MAKES

一件事喬 他有一個微笑，使

THY LACKS WANT TO GROW ♪ ♪ HE'S GOT A WAY THAT MAKES THE

THY LACKS WANT TO GROWING HE'S GOT A WAY THAT MAKES THE

ANGELS HEAVE A SIGH ♪ ♪ WHEN THEY KNOW PRESIDENT JOE'S

天使們知道喬伊總統的時候會發出一聲嘆息

PASSING BY ♪ ♪>> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY.

路過>>斯蒂芬。這是可愛的。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

NOW I KNOW YOU DON'T DRINK AND YOU DON'T SMOKE.

現在我知道你不喝酒也不抽菸了。

PEOPLE ARE DEALING WITH THEIR STRESS IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS, AND

人們正在處理他們的壓力在未來24小時，和。

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE FEELING A LITTLE SQUIRRELY.

很多人都覺得有點怪怪的。

DO YOU STRESS EAT?

你緊張吃嗎？

WHAT'S YOUR VICE?

你的惡習是什麼？

>> NO, I STRESS.

>> 不，我強調。

I MEAN, I DON'T DO THE OTHER BUT I STRESS.

我的意思是，我不做其他的，但我緊張。

>> Stephen: BUT HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH IT?

>> Stephen:但是，你怎麼處理它？

DO YOU, LIKE, HIT THE ICE CREAM HARD?

你，喜歡，打冰淇淋硬？

WHAT DO YOU DO?

你是做什麼的？

>> SOMETIMES, BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY HELP.

>> 有時，但這並沒有真正的幫助。

I THINK I MIGHT START DRINKING TOMORROW NIGHT.

我想我明天晚上要開始喝酒了。

>> Stephen: OH, WELL LET US KNOW.

>> Stephen:哦，好吧，讓我們知道。

THAT WILL BE HEADLINE NEWS.

這將是頭條新聞。

>> NO, I JUST HAVE A RING AND I WEAR IT AND IT SAYS "FEAR NOT."

>> 不，我只是有一枚戒指，我戴著它，上面寫著 "不要害怕"。

>> Stephen: OH.

>> Stephen:OH：

AND MY FRIEND GAVE IT TO ME AND I JUST TWIRL IT WHEN I'M

我的朋友給了我這個，我就把它捲起來，當我。

REALLY, REALLY NERVOUS, I JUST LOOK DOWN AT IT AND WHEN IT SAYS

真的，真的很緊張，我只是看了下它，當它說：

"FEAR NOT" I STOP MYSELF.

"不要害怕"，停止你自己。

>> Stephen: CHER, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

>> Stephen:切爾，謝謝你這麼多的 在這裡。

IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE.

它是如此的快樂。

I REALLY HOPE I CAN SEE YOU AGAIN IN PERSON AND WHEN WE HAVE

我真的很希望能再見到你本人，當我們有了

THE AUDIENCE BACK TO THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER AND YOU CAN

聽眾回到ED SULLIVAN劇院，你可以

BLOW THE DOORS OFF THAT PLACE.

把那地方的門轟掉。

>> I CAN COME OUT AND I CAN SING AND WE CAN ALL REJOICE.

>> 我可以出來，我可以唱，我們都可以歡呼。

>> Stephen: THAT WILL BE LOVELY.

>> Stephen:這將是美好的。

I'LL REJOICE JUST TO BE ABLE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON, WHICH MEANS

我會很高興，只是為了能見到你本人，這意味著

OUR WORLD IS IN A BETTER PLACE.

我們的世界是在一個更好的地方。

"HAPPINESS IS JUST A THING CALLED JOE," EVERYBODY.

"幸福只是一種叫喬伊的東西"，每個人。

IT'S AVAILABLE NOW.

現在就有了。

THE WOMAN IS CHER.

女人是雪兒。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY JOJO.

我們馬上回來，由JOJO表演。

THANK YOU, CHER.

謝謝你，謝爾。

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