And you're getting through?

你能通過嗎？

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

I just You know, I just sit here and they turn off the lights when they're done, and when they come back in, they turn them back up.

我只是... ...你知道，我只是坐在這裡，他們關燈 當他們完成， 當他們回來的時候，他們把他們回來了。

I'm still here.

我還在這裡。

Yeah, well, you know, we're doing lately is putting a sheet over you at night so dust doesn't collect on your four.

是啊，你知道，我們最近在做的就是晚上給你蓋上床單，這樣你的四肢就不會有灰塵了。

You know, it's it's very appreciated.

你知道，這是... ...這是非常感激的。

Yeah.

是啊。

And I'm ready for Halloween.

我已經準備好迎接萬聖節了

I'm a ghost.

我是一個鬼。

That's right.

是的

Halloween in two days.

兩天後的萬聖節

What do you seriously?

你是認真的嗎？

Are you gonna go out on Halloween?

你要在萬聖節出去嗎？

No, there's a pandemic.

不，有一個流行病。

Yeah, but you wear a mask.

是的，但你戴著面具。

I'm gonna open like a little slot on my door and just throw candy people as they walk by.

我要在我的門上開個小槽，然後在人們走過的時候扔糖給他們。

That's a good idea for my fortress.

對我的堡壘來說，這是個好主意。

I want to get a high powered air rifle that fires hard Candies that people on.

我想買一把高能氣步槍，發射硬糖，人在。

I just wanna fire Candies that people and hit him hard.

我只想把糖果那群人開除，然後狠狠地打擊他。

A snicker slingshot.

嗤之以鼻的彈弓。

Yeah, Something that fires candy 150 miles an hour.

是啊，能以150英里的時速發射糖果的東西。

You see, like a Twix bar.

你看，就像一個Twix棒。

Ricochet off someone's right?

回彈掉某人的右邊？

Yeah.

是啊。

I just hit him with a Twix bar at 600 yards.

我剛剛在600碼處用Twix棒打了他。

Yes, Somebody 30 years from now.

是的，30年後的某人。

What's that lump in your neck?

你脖子上的腫塊是什麼？

A baby Ruth couldn't remove it close to the spine.

一個嬰兒露絲無法將它靠近脊柱的地方取下。

Well, you know, we gotta talk about Halloween, but also you can't escape it.

好吧，你知道，我們得談談萬聖節，但你也不能逃避它。

Co vid, you know, we've got to talk about it.

你知道，我們得談談這個問題。

It's in the news.

這是在新聞中。

Like many states, California, where we tape this show, is experiencing a spike in coronavirus cases.

和許多州一樣，我們錄製本節目的地方--加州，正經歷著冠狀病毒病例的激增。

This has caused some people to quarantine inside their homes again.

這讓一些人又開始在家裡面進行檢疫。

Now, at the same time, other people in L.

現在，與此同時，其他人在L。

A are still shopping and dining out at restaurants and gathering with friends and family.

A還在外面逛街，去飯店吃飯，和親朋好友聚會。

And it's hard to say what the right move is.

而且很難說什麼是正確的舉動。

People are conflicted.

人們是矛盾的。

So I figured the easiest way to tell how things are in Los Angeles right now is the old fashioned way.

所以我想，最簡單的方法來判斷洛杉磯現在的情況是老式的方法。

What if I just took a look outside and judge for myself?

如果我只是到外面看看，自己判斷一下呢？

What do you think, Andy?

你覺得呢，安迪？

Just go and take a look.

去看看就知道了。

I think it's brave of you, brave, but also very brave.

我覺得你很勇敢，很勇敢，但也很勇敢。

E I'm gonna do this right now.

我現在就去做。

I'm gonna take a quick look outside.

我到外面去看看

Let's see for ourselves what's going on in L.

讓我們自己看看L的情況。

A.

A.

I think people are making too big a deal out of this.

我覺得大家把事情鬧得太大了。

You know, fortunately, we're right here in West Hollywood, so I'll get about is good of you as you can get.

你知道，幸運的是，我們就在西好萊塢， 所以我會得到約是你的好，你可以得到。

Let's go on a plane.

我們坐飛機去吧

I don't know.

我不知道。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Maybe we stay in on Halloween, Andy.

也許我們可以在萬聖節的時候呆在家裡，安迪

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

That's probably the way to go.

這也許是個好辦法。

Staying in is the new going out staying in Is the new going out?

留守是新的走出去留守是新的走出去嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Makes no sense.

沒道理啊

Foolish.

愚蠢的。