Not long ago, he did a zombie movie.

不久前，他拍了一部殭屍電影。

And, uh, I was wondering we had the cast of the walking dead here a couple days ago and I was asking them what they would do in a zombie apocalypse.

而且，呃，我想知道 我們有行屍走肉的演員在這裡 幾天前，我問他們 他們會做什麼 在殭屍啟示錄。

And it seems to be something that a lot of us these days think about because zombies have become so popular.

而這似乎是我們現在很多人都會想到的事情，因為殭屍已經變得很流行了。

Did you think about that when you're seeing that movie, what you would do in a zombie apocalypse?

你在看那部電影的時候有沒有想過，在殭屍啟示錄裡你會怎麼做？

Um, no, I didn't.

嗯，不，我沒有。

But the next question uh, it's kidding.

但下一個問題呃，是開玩笑的。

I thought I've thought about it a lot.

我想我已經想了很多。

And I was telling someone the other day that I'm always prepared in any kind of apocalypse situation, not just zombies, but I have, like, a whole thing.

有一天我跟別人說，我一直在準備 在任何形式的啟示情況下， 不只是殭屍，但我有一樣，一個整體的東西。

Like I sleep with a dagger at by my side.

就像我睡覺時身邊有一把匕首一樣。

Don't you Really?

難道你不是真的嗎？

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

You have a dagger?

你有匕首嗎？

Where?

在哪裡？

Where is the dagger?

匕首在哪裡？

It's not in the bed tonight, sand.

今晚不在床上，沙。

And every week I do a shanking drill where I I'm asleep.

而且每週我都會在我睡著的時候做一次柄狀訓練。

I imagine, like a zombie or ah, murderer or whoever is coming to get me and and then I, like, have a move.

我想象著，就像一個殭屍或者啊，殺人犯或者誰來抓我，然後我，就像，有一個動作。

Where I like, quickly slide it under the blanket and then I just shank up whoever hovering over me about to kill me.

在我喜歡的地方，迅速把它滑到毯子下面，然後我就把盤旋在我身上要殺我的人給幹掉。

That seems incredibly dangerous.

這似乎非常危險。

You know?

你知道嗎？

What if someone staying over at the house What if your boyfriend's leaning over for a kiss and you've got that motion?

如果有人在家裡過夜怎麼辦 如果你的男朋友靠過來親吻，你有這個動作怎麼辦？

You enter my room at your own risk.

你進入我的房間，風險自負。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Do you always have You have weapons nearby at all times.

你身邊是不是一直都有武器？

I have a dagger.

我有一把匕首。

I also like to surround myself with people with skills that could be useful.

我也喜歡和有技能的人圍繞在一起，這樣才會有用。

Um, that's something I always keep in mind.

嗯，這一點我一直記在心裡。

Like friends or boyfriends or whatever.

比如朋友或者男朋友什麼的。

You want them to have useful skills.

你希望他們擁有有用的技能。

If there's an apocalypse kind.

如果有天啟的那種。

Like what?

像什麼？

For example, like my current boyfriend?

比如說，像我現在的男朋友？

When we first started dating, I gave him helicopter lessons, flying lessons for his birthday.

我們剛開始約會的時候，我給他上過直升機課，他生日的時候上過飛行課。

He never showed an interest in flying, but I just gave them to him.

他從來沒有表現出對飛行的興趣，但我只是把它們給了他。

In case like the world has gone to shit and we need thio fly away.

以防萬一，就像世界已經變成了狗屎，我們需要飛走。

So I was like, I need to be with someone that can operate a helicopter.

所以我就想，我需要和一個會操作直升機的人在一起。

First of all, why don't you take the helicopter lesson?

首先，你為什麼不上直升機課？

Because I'm in charge of weapons and ammo.

因為我是負責武器彈藥的。

I okay.

好吧

And then I would steal the helicopter, and then he would He would take it.

然後我就會偷直升機，然後他就會... ...他就會拿走它。

So, first of all, you don't have a cop, So you've got to get to a helicopter, and you gotta hope the keys are in it.

所以，首先，你沒有警察，所以你得上直升機，你得希望鑰匙在裡面。

A little one?

一個小傢伙？

Yeah.

是啊。

Is he good enough then?

那他夠厲害嗎？

And you can't end a day.

而你卻無法結束一天的生活。

Learned to fly a helicopter you can on.

學會了開直升機，你可以上。

It's not even that much money.

根本沒有那麼多錢。

Well, no, you cannot.

嗯，不，你不能。

I'm telling you, you cannot learn.

我告訴你，你學不會。

You can't.

你不能這樣做

He's good at flying a helicopter after they did it because he was scared.

他很擅長駕駛直升機，在他們動手後，因為他害怕。

But I'll get someone to do it.

但我會找人去做的。

I just have to have someone that knows how to fly.

我只是要有一個會飛的人。

I'll take lessons.

我去上課。

I e learn how to fly.

我學習如何飛行。

You know that.

你知道的

You know you can always count on me, huh?

你知道你總是可以指望我，是吧？

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Jesus.

我的天啊

Mhm.

嗯

What was that look about?

那是什麼表情？

I just offered to save your life by flying.

我只是提出用飛行來救你的命。

And you did way.

而你做的方式。

I felt terrible now.

我現在覺得很可怕。

No, I marry me.

不，我娶我自己。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。