Name: 最好的 "喬丹-施蘭斯基對觀點的看法" (The Best Of "Jordan Schlansky's Opinions On Opinions")
Uploaded: 2020-10-29T18:45:24.000Z
Duration: 7 min 56 s

I think it's a borderline ridiculous statement.

我覺得這是一個不著邊際的荒謬說法。

I'm Jordan Slansky, and apparently I have opinions.

我是喬丹-斯蘭斯基，顯然我有意見。

I've asked you for your opinion so I can determine whether I agree or disagree.

我問過你的意見，所以我可以確定我是同意還是不同意。

The first opinion I've received is from H.

He looks from his avatar too young to have been born that year.

從他的頭像看，他太年輕了，不可能是那一年出生的。

Although I can tell you that 1933 is one year after the introduction of George Washington Space on the United States quarter, this person writes, In my opinion, Bologna is the best place to visit in Italy.

雖然我可以告訴你，1933年是美國四分之一引進喬治-華盛頓空間的一年後，這個人寫道：在我看來，博洛尼亞是意大利最好的旅遊地。

Some of the greatest food in Italy comes out of belonging.

在意大利，一些最偉大的食物都來自於歸屬感。

Things like, um mortadella and shootout paranoia is from nearby in the same region, and Parmigiano Reggiano is also from nearby.

像，嗯，莫爾塔代拉和槍戰妄想症是來自於同一地區的附近的，帕爾米加諾-雷吉亞諾也來自於附近的。

However, my preference is the countryside of Italy I would disqualify any city in Italy from being the best place to visit, because I like being out in nature.

不過，我更喜歡的是意大利的鄉村，我會取消意大利任何城市的最佳旅遊資格，因為我喜歡到大自然中去。

One of the things we don't have living in the big cities like New York and Los Angeles to cities which I've lived is peace and quiet.

我們生活在紐約、洛杉磯等大城市，與我生活過的城市相比，沒有的東西之一就是和平和安靜。

And that is why I value the countryside of Italy, particularly the landlocked countryside of Tuscany, Emilia Romagna, which is the region that bologna is in.

這也是為什麼我重視意大利的鄉村，尤其是托斯卡納的內陸鄉村，艾米利亞-羅馬涅，也就是博洛尼亞所在的地區。

Umbria, uh, moving on the prequels for Star Wars aren't that bad.

翁布里亞，呃，繼續前進《星球大戰》的前傳也不是那麼糟糕。

I've spoken about this before, but they have a Star Wars characters.

我以前說過這個問題，但他們有一個星戰人物。

Apparently everyone has to be related to somebody for Star Wars to feel justified in presenting a storyline.

顯然，每個人都要和某個人有關係，《星球大戰》才會覺得有理由呈現一個故事情節。

Nevertheless, they have Star Wars characters, but it's not done in the style of the original Star Wars films.

儘管如此，他們還是有星戰的角色，但並不是按照星戰原版電影的風格來做。

They don't feel like Star Wars films short of John Williams score, which in some sense does connect all those films.

他們不覺得自己像星戰電影，缺少約翰-威廉姆斯的配樂，從某種意義上說，這確實是連接所有這些電影。

I feel like the initial three films have a look and feel all there, Bobby Leszek says.

鮑比-萊塞克說，我覺得最初三部電影的外觀和感覺都在那裡。

I believe you look better with a beer obvious, referring to me.

我相信你看起來更好的啤酒明顯，指的是我。

I believe I look better with a beer, too.

我相信我喝了啤酒也會更好看。

I think Ah, lot of men look better with beards, and it has to do with the fact that evolutionarily speaking, the beard is a what's called the sex secondary sexual characteristic evolution provided the beard for a number of reasons.

我覺得啊，很多男人留鬍子比較好看，這和進化論上來說，鬍子是一種所謂的性次要性特徵進化提供了鬍子的原因有很多。

Many people are aware of the fact that it keeps the face warm, but there's more.

很多人都知道它可以保暖臉部，但還有更多。

There is the fact that it gives the appearance of a larger jaw, which for a male asserts an image of dominance.

還有就是它給人的感覺是下巴比較大，對於男性來說，這就維護了一種霸氣的形象。

Dominance for a male was usually the key to survival.

對男性來說，主導權通常是生存的關鍵。

Uh, when I have a beard, I may appear stronger.

呃，當我有鬍子的時候，我可能會顯得更強壯。

I may appear more dominant, and I may appear more sexually attractive.

我可能會顯得更有優勢，我可能會顯得更有性吸引力。

However, in my case, I decided to not have a beard because I value comfort mawr than my own sexual attractive.

然而，在我的情況下，我決定不留鬍子，因為我重視舒適毛比我自己的性吸引力。

Yes, I'm not particularly concerned with being sexually attractive.

是的，我並不特別在意是否有性吸引力。

I like the comfort of having my bare skin exposed to the elements.

我喜歡裸露在外的皮膚暴露在大自然中的舒適感。

I like the feeling of the sun on my face.

I like the feeling of Ah nice cooling breeze.

Having a beard interferes of my connection with the environment around me, the less that's between me and the elements, the better.

有鬍子會影響我和周圍環境的聯繫，我和環境之間的聯繫越少越好。

So for that reason, I, while agreeing with Bobby, choose not to have a beer.

所以出於這個原因，我雖然同意鮑比的觀點，但還是選擇不喝啤酒。

Chester shucks says, Starbucks does decent coffee.

切斯特-沙克說，星巴克的咖啡做得不錯。

This opinion is from Dan Band 444 Who says Regis is better than Trebek?

這個觀點來自丹帶444誰說雷吉斯比特雷貝克好？

I wouldn't say I'm particularly a fan of either Regis Philbin or Alex Trebek, but I do like the offensiveness of Alex Trebek, where I feel like Regis relies more on his abundant energy.

我不會說我特別喜歡雷吉斯-菲爾賓和亞歷克斯-特雷貝克，但我確實喜歡亞歷克斯-特雷貝克的進攻性，我覺得雷吉斯更多的是依靠他豐富的能量。

One thing that used to bother me about Alex Trebek back in the eighties was his physical presentation.

八十年代的時候，亞歷克斯-特雷貝克曾經讓我很困擾，就是他的身體表現。

I wasn't a fan of him having a mustache and and mawr importantly, I was never a fan of the double breasted suit.

我不喜歡他有鬍子... ...更重要的是，我從來不喜歡他的雙排扣西裝。

You don't see it so much anymore, but it has, ah, story history.

你已經不怎麼看到它了，但它有啊，故事史。

But in the eighties you saw double breasted suits on two prominent television personalities.

但在八十年代，你在兩個著名的電視人物身上看到了雙乳西裝。

There was Alex Trebek, and then there was David Letterman.

有Alex Trebek，還有David Letterman。

David Letterman committed the additional crime of wearing a double breasted suit unbuttoned, which should never be done.

大衛-萊特曼還犯了一個額外的罪名，那就是穿著雙排扣西裝，但這是絕對不應該做的。

That was something that should never have been done.

The double breasted suit in contrast to clothing, that's Taylor to slim.

雙排扣西裝與衣服對比，那就是泰勒要瘦了。

The male physique Della breasted suit served to widen it.

男性體質德拉胸裝起到了拓寬的作用。

I don't understand what the logic was behind um, wearing it in a modern day scenario, Um, nevertheless, Alex Trebek presented a mustache with no beard and a double breasted suit concurrently, and to me, that was an aesthetic displeasure.

我不明白嗯，在現代場景下穿著它的邏輯是什麼，嗯，不過，亞歷克斯-特雷貝克呈現了一個沒有鬍子的小鬍子和雙排扣西裝同時出現，對我來說，這是一種審美上的不快。

So once he switched a single breasted suits and shaved his mustache, I was able to enjoy his pensive nature without distraction of his objectionable appearance.

所以當他換了一套單胸西裝，颳了鬍子之後，我就可以享受他的沉思，而不會因為他令人討厭的外表而分心。

One Who says that Men and woman, which is grammatically incorrect because there's no consistency here.

一個誰說男人和女人，這是文法上的錯誤，因為這裡沒有一致性。

Uh, if we're talking about men, then we would be talking about women or we could talk about one man and one woman.

呃，如果我們談論的是男人，那麼我們會談論女人，或者我們可以談論一男一女。

Um, this mixes the two in an ineffective way.

嗯，這將兩者混為一談，效果不佳。

Nevertheless, I understand the idea is effectively communicated.

然而，我明白這個想法是有效的傳達。

Men and women cannot have platonic relationship.

男人和女人不能有柏拉圖式的關係。

Just relationships or a platonic relationship.

只是關係還是柏拉圖式的關係。

I I think it's a borderline ridiculous statement I entertain all opinions.

我覺得這是一個不著邊際的可笑的說法，我受理所有的意見。

I'm not here toe judge the integrity of the opinions.

我不是來評判意見的完整性的。

But well, of course, the minimum we can have platonic relationships.

不過好吧，當然，最起碼我們可以有柏拉圖式的關係。

I would hope that a man would have a platonic relationship with his mother, for example, Um, and I think the rest is self evident.

比如說，我希望一個男人能和他的母親有柏拉圖式的關係，嗯，我想其他的就不言而喻了。

Some things are better left onset other than I disagree, but this opinion is from Lizzie 802 Bacon is overrated.

有些東西除了我不同意之外，其他的東西還是留著發病的好，但是這個觀點是來自麗茲802培根被高估了。

I never understood the big deal about Bacon.

我一直不明白培根有什麼大不了的。

This opinion is from Renee Walk, who says, We're living in a simulation.

這個觀點來自蕾妮-沃克，她說：我們生活在一個模擬中。

I disagree, but it's a fascinating theory.

我不同意，但這是一個迷人的理論。

If we were in a simulation, it wouldn't be our place to know.

如果是在模擬中，那就不是我們能知道的了。

And in fact, it's a safe position to disagree with this, because if we are in fact, in a simulation, the success of that simulation depends on our belief in simulation itself.

而事實上，我們不同意這種說法是安全的，因為如果我們事實上在模擬中，模擬的成功取決於我們對模擬本身的信念。