I'm someone who would rather know the truth about everything.

我是一個寧願知道一切真相的人。

People.

人。

Yo, people taste dope.

喲，人的味道塗料。

Yeah, we get, like, a second round of peeps my dude way.

是啊，我們得到一樣，第二輪窺視我的朋友的方式。

Yeah, but there are definitely some instances where lying is not only expected but necessary.

是的，但肯定有一些情況下，撒謊不僅是預期的，而且是必要的。

Like when you hate a gift.

就像你討厭一份禮物一樣。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Why would you get me a solar system?

你為什麼要給我弄一個太陽能系統？

Do you know how much responsibility this is?

你知道這是多麼大的責任嗎？

So what?

那又怎樣？

I just have to rule over all of these microcosms and hope that they don't discover how to separate Adams while it's just chilling in my house.

我只需要統治所有這些微觀世界，並希望他們不會發現如何分開亞當斯，而它只是在我的房子裡寒暄。

You basically gave me a ticking time bomb, dude.

你基本上給了我一個定時炸彈，夥計。

Yeah.

是啊。

Not tight, Zola not tight or when the truth could actually hurt someone.

不緊不慢，佐拉不緊不慢，或者說當真相真的可以傷害到一個人的時候。

Hi.

嗨，我的天

So where's your boyfriend?

你的男朋友呢？

We had an affair behind your back, and he said he was gonna leave you and they intoned, Stinnett, I'm gonna go like murder him.

我們揹著你搞外遇，他說他要離開你，他們還說，斯蒂內特，我要去謀殺他。

Oh, yeah, He's at his friend's house.

哦，是的，他在他朋友家。

Do you mind sending me the addi?

你介意把附錄發給我嗎？

Yeah, totally.

是啊，完全。

I'll holla text you the coordinates.

我把座標發短信給你。

One sec.

一秒鐘

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

Thank yeah.

謝謝

When a perspective employer asks you about your professional weaknesses, do not tell them the truth when the truth is, Yeah, I guess in this instance specifically, my professional weaknesses would be that I have zero passion whatsoever for the job.

當一個潛在的僱主問你的專業弱點時，不要告訴他們真相，當真相是，是的，我想在這個例子中，具體來說，我的專業弱點應該是我對工作的熱情為零。

I'd just be doing it for the money.

我只是為了錢。

And if I became a Starkman pilot, there may be a lot of unnecessary casualties because I'd be putting in the minimum amount of effort here.

而如果我成為星際人的飛行員，可能會有很多不必要的傷亡，因為我在這裡付出的努力是最少的。

Andi don't want occasion.

安迪不想要的場合。

I do like to have an afternoon mimosa and definitely definitely lie when someone shares exciting news.

我確實喜歡吃下午的含羞草，當有人分享激動人心的消息時，絕對絕對會撒謊。

And you have a negative opinion about it s Oh, is this like ancestor masturbation?

而你卻對它持否定意見哦，這像是祖先自慰嗎？

What?

什麼？

I mean, you're engaged to your clone.

我是說，你和你的克隆人訂婚了。

Hey, man, you don't need to impose your genero normative views on us.

嘿，夥計，你不需要把你的通用規範觀點強加給我們。

You gotta admit, it's weird.

你得承認，這很奇怪。

You have identical DNA.

你們有相同的DNA。

Yeah, well, you share 98% of your DNA with a monkey.

是啊，你和猴子共享98%的DNA。

The least you could do is pretend to be happy for us.

至少你可以假裝為我們高興。

I'm not okay.

我不好。

I think it's weird, and I oddly feel left out.

我覺得這很奇怪，我奇怪地覺得自己被冷落了。

I mean, I've clearly thought about that one alive.

我的意思是，我明明已經想好了那個活。

Yeah, I've thought about it's not about that alive, is it?

是啊，我想過了，不是為了那個活著吧？

Incest is a masturbation.

亂倫是一種手淫。

I mean, you're the same is same, but you don't share the same consciousness, so it's like I would be interested in trying it.

我的意思是，你是一樣的是一樣的，但你不分享相同的意識，所以它像我會有興趣嘗試。

I mean, I'm not opposed, but be a fun experiment.

我的意思是，我不反對，但要做一個有趣的實驗。

Do they know?

他們知道嗎？

Do they have the experience?

他們有經驗嗎？

Do they know all the places that are good?

他們知道所有好的地方嗎？

You know, Hi, I'm an anaconda and thank you to square space for sponsoring today's video.

你知道嗎，嗨，我是蟒蛇，感謝方圓空間對今天視頻的贊助。

Squarespace has an all in one platform to build a beautiful online presence, and when your business complete with marketing tools and analytics to have your website or online store would be the best that she could bay for all of you who love to create audio content, You can also use audio blocks, which allows you to embed audio on your site and tag the audio for iTunes.

Squarespace有一個全能的平臺來建立一個美麗的在線存在，當你的企業完成與營銷工具和分析有你的網站或網上商店將是最好的，她可以為所有你誰愛創造音頻內容的海灣，你也可以使用音頻塊，它允許你嵌入音頻在你的網站和標籤的iTunes的音頻。

When your audio block is placed in a blogged plus, you can have multiple contributors receive selective access to your sites.

當你的音頻區塊被放置在博客的加，你可以有多個貢獻者收到選擇性訪問你的網站。

Website manager.

網站經理。

If you are not alone and don't worry, you own all the content that you put on squarespace.

如果你不是一個人，也不用擔心，你在squarespace上投放的所有內容都是你自己的。

They offer one click data portability.

他們提供一鍵式的數據便攜性。

You go to squarespace dot com for a free tri ALS, and when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace dot com slash anna to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

你去squarespace點com免費三ALS，當你準備啟動的時候，去squarespace點com斜槓anna就可以在你第一次購買網站或域名時節省10%的費用。

Eric just did it.

埃裡克只是做了。

Then you Eric E.

那你Eric E.