Name: 鄭健說Joel McHale是個可怕的人。 (Ken Jeong Says Joel McHale Is a Terrible Person)
Uploaded: 2020-10-29T18:17:13.000Z
Duration: 7 min 49 s

-哦，我的... 不，你離得太近了。

to 不定詞

to the camera. -Oh, it's so good to see you.

Ken, we've been doing Zoom meetings for a long time.

肯，我們做Zoom會議已經很久了。

-也許我走得太遠了，角度不好？

-Maybe I'm too far away. It's not even a good --

-也許是我離得太遠了這甚至不是一個好 --

-好吧，退後一步，就像另一個...

That's how God made me, Jimmy. -Oh, that's not true.

上帝就是這樣創造我的，吉米。-哦，那不是真的。

-I didn't know you would be attacking me so quickly.

-我不知道你會這麼快就攻擊我。

-I'm not attacking. Stop doing that with your chin.

Ken, look at you. That is what I wanted to see.

肯，看看你。這就是我想看到的。

你看起來棒極了，夥計。你怎麼樣？

你也告訴我的下巴了嗎，吉米？

-Are you -- you're working harder than any human right now.

-你... ... 你現在比任何人都要努力工作.

It's unbelievable, all the stuff you're doing.

順便說一句，都是偉大的工作。祝賀你

just blessed to be healthy and to be working.

這是雙喜臨門，是真的，所以... ...

-No, no! I don't want -- The chin, I know.

-不，不！我不想... 下巴，我知道。

肯，我不知道你是否知道這個。

but your name came up not too long ago on our show

但你的名字出現了不久前在我們的節目中。

when your pal, our pal, Joel McHale was on the show.

當你的朋友，我們的朋友，喬爾-麥克黑爾是在節目中。

-哦，是的，他說...他說... ... 我看到了那個片段。

'Cause Joel tweeted at me. He goes, "Ken."

"因為喬爾在推特上對我說。他說："肯"

And that is my impression of Joel McHale.

'Cause, like you, I do a lot of great impressions.

因為，像你一樣，我做了很多偉大的印象。

What are you watchin'? I maybe mentioned you.

你在看什麼？我可能提到了你。

-Yeah. "Hey, hey! I'm gonna be on 'Fallon'!

-是的。 "嘿，嘿！我要上'Fallon'了!

我是 "法倫 "節目的第一個嘉賓！太棒了！

I was like, "Cool, man, cool. Can't wait to see it."

我當時想，"酷，夥計，酷。迫不及待地想看到它。"

that I was, and I quote, "A terrible doctor,"

我是，我引用，"一個可怕的醫生，"

and disbarred and kicked out from medicine.

並被取消律師資格，踢出醫學界。

-That's true, yes. -None of that is true.

-他是個可怕的...-他是個可怕的... ...

I hope maybe we can cut this out because I trust you

我希望也許我們可以把這一切剪掉，因為我相信你。

and the editorial team, but he's a horrible person,

和編輯部，但他是個可怕的人。

-I can't believe I worked with him for six years

-不敢相信我和他一起工作了6年

He's been on "The Masked Singer," my show,

他上過 "蒙面唱將"，我的節目。

I mean, there is no worse person's essence

我的意思是，沒有比這更差的人的本質

that I've ever worked with on a TV set than Joel McHale.

我曾經工作過的電視節目比喬爾麥克海爾。

我恨他，他是個...他是個... ... 他是個笨蛋。

And I will never talk to him. -You want this edited out?

而且我永遠不會和他說話。-你想把這個刪掉嗎？

-Yeah, you can write all that. I will never talk to Joel McHale

-是的，你可以寫所有的東西。我永遠不會跟喬爾-麥克海爾說話。

直到我下週見到他的時候，我們繼續

我們的 "最黑暗的時間線 "播客。

-We'll make this all -- We'll make this all work.

-我們會讓這一切... ... 我們會讓這一切成功。

-Yeah, we'll make it all work. We'll make it all work, so...

-是的，我們會讓這一切工作。我們會讓這一切工作，所以... ...

-Congrats, by the way, because you don't have --

-恭喜你，順便說一句，因為你沒有 --

-順便說一句，喬爾是個邪惡的天才。

because I have things to promote, and still,

因為我有事情要宣傳，而且還是。

because of that, Joel makes me say his name

因為這個，喬爾讓我說他的名字

on a segment that he has nothing to do with.

He has nothing to do with any of these projects.

-我甚至沒有想到這一點，是的。

-He has nothing to do with these amazing projects.

-他與這些驚人的項目毫無關係。

because we have limited time to talk to each other.

因為我們互相交談的時間有限。

You have not one but two huge blockbuster shows

你們有兩部大片，不是一部，而是兩部。

"Masked Singer" is crushing. Now it's in fourth season.

"蒙面唱將 "碾壓。現在已經是第四季了。

And then, you have your new show, "I Can See Your Voice."

然後，你有你的新節目， "我可以看到你的聲音。"

Back-to-back. You're knocking it out of the park, man.

背對背。你把它敲出來的公園，男人。

-Knocking it out of the park on Kednesday.

-在週三的時候把它踢出了公園。

with your Sharpie -- Kednesday -- K-E-D-N-E-S --

用你的Sharpie -- Kednesday -- K-E-D-N-E-S--

because I like to be accurate. Kednesday.

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