Name: 小青。我吃任何東西都用刀叉！餅乾、三明治、披薩、雞翅，什麼都吃! (Greeny: I eat everything with a fork & knife! Cookies, sandwiches, pizza, wings, everything!)
Uploaded: 2020-10-28T19:00:58.000Z
Duration: 5 min 24 s

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Do you know who has never had Tabasco sauce on his fingers in literally his entire life?

你知道誰的手指上從沒沾過辣椒醬嗎？ 你知道誰的手指上沒有辣椒醬嗎？

Because I eat everything with a knife and fork.

If you're screaming out options at me, the answer is yes.

如果你對著我喊出選項，答案是肯定的。

我吃三明治的時候用的是刀叉。

For exactly that reason, I don't like to get things on the fingers.

正因為如此，我不喜歡把東西弄到手指上。

When your fingers smell after you eat something, you get mustard on there.

當你吃完東西后手指聞到味道，就會有芥末味。

Or ketchup or whatever it might be literally anything.

或者番茄醬什麼的，可能是字面上的任何東西。

I also don't like my disgusting kating hands touching the food that I'm then eating at any time.

我也不喜歡我那雙噁心的卡丁手隨時接觸到我然後吃的食物。

I was germophobe chi didn't need a pandemic to be a germophobe, so I don't like any of that So, Coach Nolan, listen to me.

我是個細菌恐懼症患者，不需要大流行病就能成為細菌恐懼症患者，所以我不喜歡這些，所以，諾蘭教練，聽我說。

I don't know what you're what you're 34 should be morphing into.

我不知道你34歲的你應該蛻變成什麼樣子。

I don't know why you're linebackers air struggling as they are.

我不知道為什麼你的後衛們都在掙扎，因為他們是。

I don't know why you're not getting to the quarterback.

我不知道為什麼你不去找四分衛。

I can't help you with any of those things.

Knife and fork for everything, my friend.

刀和叉是用來對付一切的，我的朋友。

I eat a cookie with a knife and fork if it can't be eaten with a knife and fork.

如果餅乾不能用刀叉吃，我就用刀叉吃。

I will eat a Reeses with a knife and fork.

You have 100% like a chicken wing or something like Are you taking out a knife and fork?

你有百分百像雞翅之類的東西，你是不是要拿出刀叉？

You don't find that odd at all now I don't.

你一點也不覺得奇怪，現在我不覺得。

Have you ever had, like Eminem's or Skittles or anything of that nature?

你有沒有吃過，像阿姆的或Skittles或任何性質的東西？

因為你不能 是的，在我的生活中，是的。

And if I schedules, I don't particularly care for the Eminem's.

而如果我時間表，我並不是特別在意艾明的。

And if I were to eat them now, I would probably eat them with some sort of protective device.

如果我現在要吃它們，我可能會帶著某種保護裝置吃。

Like I might have a napkin or something like that to use to eat them with.

比如我可能會有一張餐巾紙之類的東西，用來吃它們。

But I'm not going to get them on the fingers.

I'm just loving how shocked everyone is because I mean this.

我只是喜歡大家的震驚，因為我是認真的。

This is just, you know, I've known this for 15 years now.

這只是，你知道，我已經知道這15年了。

John Passman wrote me Are you telling tweeted at me?

約翰-帕斯曼給我寫了封信，你是在告訴我推特上的內容嗎？

Are you telling me you ate Buffalo Joe's with a fork and knife?

你是說你用刀叉吃了水牛城的東西？

Buffalo Joe's is the wing place in Evanston.

水牛城喬氏是埃文斯頓的翼店。

我向你發誓，我沒有誇大其詞。

How long you been doing the four spoon thing for everything like you've even in your lifetime.

你像你這輩子都在做四勺子的事情，多久了。

Most of my life, I would say certainly all of my adult life and probably e not as a child.

我一生中的大部分時間，我想說的是，當然是我成年後的所有時間，可能e不是作為一個孩子。

I'm not sure exactly when this affliction sort of came over me, but for a very long time now, a very long time.

我不知道這種苦惱究竟是什麼時候出現在我身上的，但已經有很長一段時間了，很長一段時間了。

A from your wife when she saw you pull out a knife and a fork when you're about to eat a slice of pizza, well, you'd have to ask her, Um, but this may have started in Chicago because pizza is very different in Chicago.

當你妻子看到你在要吃一塊披薩的時候拿出刀叉時，你要問她，嗯，但這可能是從芝加哥開始的，因為芝加哥的披薩非常不同。

So I grew up in New York until I'm 18 and then I moved to Chicago for 11 years.

所以我在紐約長大，直到18歲，然後我搬到芝加哥11年。

Now, as you probably know, pizza, it does not.

現在，你可能知道，披薩，它不。

When people ask me, Do you prefer New York style pizza?

當人們問我，你喜歡紐約式披薩嗎？

I always say they aren't comparable to me just because they have the same name.

我總是說他們和我沒有可比性，只是因為他們有相同的名字。

Foods, New York style Pizza is a slice and you fold it and eat it with, you know, with you can eat it with a couple of napkins if you have enough napkins, if I'm forced to hand eat a slight of a slice of pizza so long as there was enough napkin re, then I'm generally okay.

食品，紐約風格 比薩是一個片，你摺疊它，吃它，你知道，與你可以吃它與幾個餐巾紙，如果你有足夠的餐巾紙，如果我被迫手吃一個輕微的片比薩餅，只要有足夠的餐巾紙，然後我一般還好。

But there's it requires significant napkin re in order for that to be an option.

但有的它需要大量的餐巾紙再為了這是一種選擇。

But if a fork and knife is an option, it's always preferable.

但如果選擇叉子和刀，總歸是最好的。

Look on the list of things that I think she's concerned about.

看看我認為她所關心的事情清單。

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