And if there's something you wanna tell me at some certain point, you know, stop me, fill me in.

如果你有什麼想告訴我的，在某些時候，你知道，阻止我，告訴我。

Nothing I love more than sitting back and watching my stand up A A lot of work goes into a short late night Statham set.

沒有什麼比坐在後面看我的站立A更讓我喜歡的了，一個短短的深夜斯塔姆的表演要付出很多努力。

Join me, J.

加入我，J。

P.

P.

Buck.

巴克。

As I spotlight the comedians who came up with some of my favorite coin sets, this'd is Let's set up, please.

當我聚焦於喜劇演員誰提出了一些我最喜歡的硬幣組，這是讓我們的設置，請。

Welcome the vory funny Tyg.

歡迎你這個有趣的泰格。

No.

不知道

Tarot e was working at the tight show.

塔羅e在緊鑼密鼓的演出中工作。

I was talking to your manager about trying to get you on the show way.

我跟你的經理說過想讓你上節目的事。

Were working on the set.

正在工作的集。

Yeah, And then we were no longer on the air, so I didn't have the opportunity to have you do that set there.

是啊，然後我們就不在直播了，所以我沒有機會讓你在那裡做那一套。

I didn't I don't remember you working at the Tonight Show.

我不... ...我不記得你在 "今夜秀 "工作過。

It was only for seven months.

僅僅是七個月的時間。

I see.

我明白了

Because I was going to say I have I don't think that's correct.

因為我想說我有我覺得不對。

Because I know that Jay Leno tonight show turned me down for years and wouldn't put me on.

因為我知道Jay Leno今晚的節目拒絕了我很多年，不會讓我上。

So I thought You're saying you worked for Leno and I was like, I don't remember that because I remember it's very much a part of my story that I tell people, and that is how focused I was.

所以我想你是說你為Leno工作過，我當時想，我不記得了，因為我記得這是我故事的一部分，我告訴人們，這就是我的專注。

I'm trying to get on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and then having absolutely no luck for years and years and years and so many of my friends that I came up with surpassing me and getting on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and then, um, and finally reaching a point where I shifted my focus and that focus went Thio Conan Flash forward, We're back on the air, TBS 2011 in September of 2011 You actually did a set that for the first time, and I've not I've not heard that since Conan demanded me to book you the next week.

我想上傑・雷諾的 "今夜秀"，然後有 絕對沒有運氣多年，多年，多年和我的很多朋友 我想出了超越我，並得到了傑・雷諾的 "今夜秀"，然後，嗯。並最終達到了一個點，我轉移了我的重點和重點去Thio柯南閃現，我們又回到了空中，TBS 2011年9月的2011年，你居然做了一套，第一次，我沒有我沒有聽說過，因為柯南要求我預訂你下週。

It just kind of blew my mind to go from a show that I was clearly not ever going to be on.

它只是一種打擊我的腦海裡去 從一個節目，我是清楚地不 曾經要在。

And then, um, the open door on Conan You and I had kind of settled on about 3.5, 3 plus minutes, which were your first, your opening bits.

然後，嗯，《柯南》的開場白 你和我已經確定了大約3.5，3分多鐘，這是你的第一個，你的開場白。

And then we were sort of out.

然後我們就被淘汰了。

I felt like we were at a stalemate of trying to figure out how do we close the set?

我覺得我們在想怎麼收場的時候陷入了僵局？

So I remember you called me.

所以我記得你給我打過電話。

I was at home.

我在家裡。

I picked up the phone and you said, I've got this idea, and you start telling me the story.

我拿起電話，你說，我有這個想法，你就開始給我講故事。

I was performing in Seattle, and when I was on stage, I moved the stool next to me just slightly, and it made this weird noise, and it caused the entire audience toe laugh.

我在西雅圖演出，上臺的時候，我把旁邊的凳子稍微挪動了一下，就發出了這種奇怪的聲音，引得全場觀眾趾高氣揚。

Collectively, I was like, That's all you guys needed.

集體來說，我當時就想，這就是你們需要的。

I said, Okay, so you're going to actually do this?

我說，好吧，那你真的要這麼做嗎？

And you said No, no, no, that's the bit.

你說不，不，不，就是這一點。

You were just You were dead serious, and I just I mean, I trusted you.

你只是... ...你是認真的，我只是... ...我是說，我相信你。

I didn't think what you feel like you totally trusted May.

我沒有想到你的感覺就像你完全信任梅一樣。

Well, I mean, I did say, Okay, let's come back.

好吧，我的意思是，我沒有說， 好吧，讓我們回來。

Let's let's let's booking for the show.

讓我們讓我們的預訂的節目。

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

是啊，是啊，肯定的。

But I remember you being like, so I'm sorry.

但我記得你很喜歡，所以我很抱歉。

You're gonna just You're gonna move a stool.

你要去只是你要去移動一個凳子。

I remember working about in the main room at the comedy store.

我記得我在喜劇店的主廳裡工作過。

That's where you came to see me.

這就是你來找我的地方。

Um, do it.

嗯，做到這一點。

And, uh and you were like, Okay, let's do it remember trying to find spots for you and I was sending out emails.

而且，呃，你很喜歡，好吧，讓我們做它記得試圖為你找到點，我是發郵件。

And the question I would ask is, does your stage have carpet the question I've never asked.

而我想問的問題是，你們的舞臺有地毯嗎這個問題我從來沒有問過。

I never thought about you know what?

我從沒想過你知道嗎？

Now I know the comedy store, the belly room, and Largo doesn't have carpeting, but as a small rug, which you can work around.

現在我知道喜劇店，肚皮房，拉戈沒有地毯，但作為一個小地毯，你可以工作周圍。

Yeah, I've worked around that rug many times.

是啊，我在那塊地毯上工作過很多次。

I'm any improv in profits, carpeting, flappers in Burbank has carpeting, things I never knew before.

我是任何即興的利潤，地毯，在伯班克的flappers有地毯，我以前從來不知道的事情。

That working with you taught me.

和你一起工作教會了我。

Hey, you're bound for that.

嘿，你註定要這樣做。

Went into selecting a school number one, number two finding the spots on a stage that actually made noise.

進了選校一號，二號在一個舞臺上找到真正能發出聲音的點。

Yeah, If I was running into a problem with the stool noise in a theater or club, I didn't feel under pressure.

是的，如果我在劇院或俱樂部遇到凳子噪音的問題，我不會覺得有壓力。

Really.

真的嗎？

I could just kind of search for the best spot on the stage.

我可以在舞臺上尋找最佳位置。

But when you're on national television, the stool in quite doing what?

但當你在國家電視臺，凳子在相當做什麼？

You thought it was going to dio then I just thought, All right, Well, I gotta have a new plan because this floor sucks.

你以為會是DIO... ...然後我就想，好吧，我得有個新計劃，因為這層樓太爛了。

Actually, I could show you now.

其實，我現在就可以給你看。

This is our crew are audio.

這是我們劇組的音頻。

Are props or stage department all working to figure out the best location on the stage for you to do this thing.

是道具部門還是舞臺部門都在想辦法在舞臺上給你做這個事情的最佳位置。

Also do one more.

還可以再做一個。

No.

不知道

Mm.

嗯。

I've never seen that.

我從來沒有見過。

There is no look.

有沒有看。

Look, the other schools in the background there.

看，其他學校的背景在那裡。

Those are the runners up way learned that would was the best type of stool Bush.

這些都是亞軍的方式瞭解到，將是最好的類型的凳子布什。

There's John Romer problem, master.

約翰-羅默的問題，主人。

It gets to Dusty.

它得到了塵土飛揚。

It loses the Senate with that's hilarious way.

它用這種搞笑的方式失去了參議院。

Used to have an opening credit sequence where they would show a committee, they would say, like comedian Tig Notaro, and it would show a microphone.

曾經有一個開場的信用序列，他們會顯示一個委員會，他們會說，像喜劇演員Tig Notaro，它會顯示一個麥克風。

Mhm, Your rehearsals alone made our graphics and editing department want to put together an actual graphic for you for your opening.

你的排練讓我們的圖形和編輯部想為你的開幕式做一個實際的圖形。

I don't know if you remember seeing this.

不知道你是否還記得看過這個。

I never thought I never noticed that.

我從來沒有想過我從來沒有注意到這一點。

It's very subtle because no one knows what's coming, but he's basically he's telegraphing your bit.

這是非常微妙的，因為沒有人知道會發生什麼，但他基本上是他在電報你的位。

Yeah, that's awesome.

是啊，這是真棒。

S I just kept pushing the store.

S我就一直在推店。

They kept laughing, so I just kept pushing the stool and they stopped laughing.

他們一直在笑，我就一直推著凳子，他們就不笑了。

So I kept pushing the stool.

於是我就一直推著凳子。

They started laughing again.

他們又開始笑了。

It just kept going like that for a while.

就這樣一直過了一段時間。

Good.

很好啊

10 minutes.

十分鐘

So just curious what you guys, I would think if I push the stool here.

所以只是好奇你們，如果我把凳子推到這裡，我會怎麼想。

Oh, the old mike in a mhm.

哦，老麥在嗯。

I thought I would take the stool party up closer to Conan desk because I saw the plexi glass across the stage that had, I guess, the lighting underneath it.

我想我會把凳子黨搬到離柯南辦公桌更近的地方，因為我看到了舞臺對面的有機玻璃，我想，它的下面有燈光。

And I got out.

我就出來了。

I would make a good sound.

我會發出好聽的聲音。

So I jumped up their e.

所以我跳上了他們的e。

Remember?

記得嗎？

Paula Thompkins was sitting there and I remember thinking as a comedian, What does he think of me right now?

寶拉-湯普金斯坐在那裡，我記得作為一個喜劇演員，我在想，他現在怎麼看我？

I feel like maybe some of you aren't into it.

我覺得可能你們有些人不喜歡。

That doesn't offend May.

這並沒有得罪梅。

If you're not raise your hand.

如果你不舉手。

I'm not.

我沒有

If you want me to stop a couple of maybe it's because you haven't heard it enough e mhm.

如果你想讓我停下來，也許是因為你還沒聽夠。

Were there any raise hands?

有沒有人舉手？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Whenever I do that, that there's always people that air, just like please, no like it Stop.

每當我這樣做，那總有一些人，空氣，就像請，不喜歡它停止。

Which, of course, just seeds may mhm.

當然，這只是種子可能嗯。

See how it just keeps doing that.

你看它怎麼就一直這樣。

Mm.

嗯。

You know, you know, for those of you that do like it, I'm gonna That's gonna be on my new CD on, please look for it.

你知道，你知道，對於那些 你喜歡它，我會 這是要去我的新CD上， 請尋找它。

The it's called Stool movement.

這就是所謂的凳子運動。

Thank you, James E.

謝謝你，James E.

Borrow everybody.

借用大家。

That's our show.

這就是我們的節目。

I remember.

我記得。

Yeah, I handed him my business card, which I have right here.

是的，我把我的名片給了他，我就在這裡。

This there is no contact information.

這個沒有聯繫方式。

Eso when I am at a party, I like Thio hand somebody this and say we should definitely keep talking about that.

Eso當我在聚會上，我喜歡Thio遞給某人這個，說我們一定要繼續談論這個。

And then, um you know, just bits, bits, bits, bits 509 said the level of commitment to a joke this woman has is Herculean.

然後，嗯，你知道，只是位，位，位，位509說，這個女人對一個笑話的投入程度是赫赫有名的。

Yeah, Yes, yes, indeed.

是的，是的，是的，確實如此。

I don't know anyone who has ever accused you of not committing to a bit e don't know.

我不知道有誰曾經指責過你沒有致力於一點e不知道。

They're Whenever somebody is like God, I can't stand her.

只要有人像上帝一樣，我就受不了她。

I'm always like I hear you.

我總是像我聽到你。

I can I can imagine that I would really annoy people if you did not like my style.

我可以我可以想象，如果你不喜歡我的風格，我真的會很煩人。

Next in rehearsal, after your performance, our director started queueing your stool sound that you would take going e remember hearing about that?

接下來在排練的時候，在你表演完之後，我們的導演開始排隊你的凳子聲，你會拿去e記得聽說過嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

It became an ongoing audio cue that I think some people consider nails on chalkboard, but I think it's nails on a chalkboard for for a good amount of people.

這成了一個正在進行的音訊提示，我想有些人認為是黑板上的釘子，但我認為對於良多人來說是黑板上的釘子。

And I don't know what it is.

我也不知道是什麼。

It gets people laughing or coming around again after it drives them insane.

這讓人們在被逼瘋了之後，又會笑著或回過神來。

There's gotta be something about it.

一定是有什麼原因的。

Scientifically, I don't know if anyone's come to.

科學地講，我不知道是否有人來。

You wanted to do a study about this bit?

你想對這一點進行研究？

Nope.

不對

Not a single scientist has approached May about studying this bit, but if there is a scientist out there watching, I'm game.

沒有一個科學家找梅研究這一點，但如果有科學家在那裡觀察，我就玩。

I love, love, love working with you.

我喜歡，喜歡，喜歡和你一起工作。

And I mean, from everything that you've done on the show, I've that I've been lucky to be a part of it.

我的意思是，從你在節目中所做的一切，我已經... ...我已經... ...我很幸運地成為它的一部分。

You do 99% of heavy lifting.

你做了99%的重活。

I do like maybe 1% of like giving Cohen the heads up as to where you're gonna go.

我喜歡也許1%的喜歡給科恩提個醒，讓他知道你要去哪裡。

I love going on the show.

我喜歡上這個節目。

I feel I feel the support and I feel the freedom and it's it's very nice.

我覺得我感覺到了支持，我感覺到了自由，這很好。