Name: 安迪的選舉烏龜素描 - CONAN在TBS上的選舉 (Andy’s Election Turtle Sketch - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-10-28T18:50:42.000Z
Duration: 2 min 45 s

The news does a story about some animal that can predict the winner.

新聞做了一個報道，是關於一些能預測勝負的動物。

Like some go in Idaho or a monkey in China that actually happened back in 2016.

像一些去愛達荷州或者中國的猴子，其實早在2016年就發生了。

His yellow shirt apparently reads King of Prediction in Chinese.

他的黃衫上顯然寫著中文的預測王。

That monkey predicted Donald Trump would win by hugging his cut out.

那隻猴子預測唐納德-特朗普會贏，就抱著他的切口。

我是說，為什麼格里高利不能這麼做？

格雷戈裡是我的寵物烏龜 Well, Gregory's my pet turtle.

I've had him for 32 years and he's never once predicted the winning candidate.

我和他在一起32年了，他從來沒有預測過獲勝的候選人。

He first picked to caucus over the first George Bush, then Bush over Clinton, then Dole over Clinton, Gore, Kerry, McCain, Romney and Hillary.

他先是挑選在喬治-布什的基礎上，再挑選在布什的基礎上，再挑選在克林頓的基礎上，再挑選在多爾的基礎上，再挑選在戈爾、克里、麥凱恩、羅姆尼和希拉里的基礎上，再挑選在核心小組的基礎上。

I have lost thousands of dollars in bar bets.

Gregory is consistently picking the loser.

All you have to do is bet on the candidate he doesn't pick.

你要做的就是賭他不選的候選人。

Well, that concludes our test of the want want want sound effect.

好了，我們的測試就到此結束了，想要想要的聲音效果。

The whole sketch was just our way of testing the sad trombone sound effect.

整個小品只是我們測試悲傷長號聲音效果的方式。

Why didn't you just play the sound effect without the sketch?

你為什麼不直接播放音效，不播放草圖？

Because this way, I got a lot of departments involved, and I got the chance to reconnect with staffers I haven't seen since the start of the pandemic.

因為這樣一來，我就牽扯到了很多部門，我有機會和大流行開始後就沒有見過的員工重新聯繫。

Writers, script supervisors, the graphics department clips and photo research.

編劇、劇本監督、圖文部門剪輯和照片研究。

The costume department, the props department, Elijah are full time Turtle Wrangler.

服裝部、道具部、伊萊亞都是全職的烏龜擺渡人。

And, of course, the sound effects department.

Oh, and special thanks to the engineers at California's Jet Propulsion Laboratory for monitoring Andy's election turtle sketch via satellite.

哦，特別感謝加州噴氣推進實驗室的工程師們通過衛星監控安迪的選舉烏龜素描。

I didn't have to murder this rare turtle.

我沒必要謀殺這隻稀有的烏龜。

那你就謀殺了一隻稀有的烏龜。

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安迪的選舉烏龜素描 - CONAN在TBS上的選舉 (Andy’s Election Turtle Sketch - CONAN on TBS)

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