The news does a story about some animal that can predict the winner.

新聞做了一個報道，是關於一些能預測勝負的動物。

You know what I'm talking about?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？

Like some go in Idaho or a monkey in China that actually happened back in 2016.

像一些去愛達荷州或者中國的猴子，其實早在2016年就發生了。

Look at this.

看看這個

His yellow shirt apparently reads King of Prediction in Chinese.

他的黃衫上顯然寫著中文的預測王。

And there you go.

你去那裡。

Looks like the King has picked Trump.

看來國王選擇了特朗普。

That's right.

是的

That monkey predicted Donald Trump would win by hugging his cut out.

那隻猴子預測唐納德-特朗普會贏，就抱著他的切口。

And he made it look so easy.

而且他讓它看起來很容易。

I mean, why can't Gregory do that?

我是說，為什麼格里高利不能這麼做？

Gregory.

格雷戈裡

Who's Gregory?

誰是格雷戈裡？

Well, Gregory's my pet turtle.

格雷戈裡是我的寵物烏龜 Well, Gregory's my pet turtle.

I've had him for 32 years and he's never once predicted the winning candidate.

我和他在一起32年了，他從來沒有預測過獲勝的候選人。

Not once I check it out.

我一查就不是。

He first picked to caucus over the first George Bush, then Bush over Clinton, then Dole over Clinton, Gore, Kerry, McCain, Romney and Hillary.

他先是挑選在喬治-布什的基礎上，再挑選在布什的基礎上，再挑選在克林頓的基礎上，再挑選在多爾的基礎上，再挑選在戈爾、克里、麥凱恩、羅姆尼和希拉里的基礎上，再挑選在核心小組的基礎上。

I have lost thousands of dollars in bar bets.

我在酒吧賭博輸了幾千塊錢。

That's why I got rid of them.

這就是為什麼我擺脫了他們。

Wait a minute, Andy.

等一下，安迪。

Don't you see?

你不明白嗎？

Gregory is consistently picking the loser.

格雷戈裡始終在選擇失敗者。

He's amazing.

他是驚人的。

All you have to do is bet on the candidate he doesn't pick.

你要做的就是賭他不選的候選人。

You're gonna win every time.

你每次都會贏。

Oh, great.

哦，太好了。

Now you tell me Yes.

現在你告訴我是的。

Yes, that Wow, Andy.

是的，哇，安迪。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes, that Wow.

是的，哇。

And cut.

並切。

Well, that concludes our test of the want want want sound effect.

好了，我們的測試就到此結束了，想要想要的聲音效果。

Great job, Andy.

幹得好，安迪。

No problem.

沒問題。

Coding.

編碼：

That's right.

是的

The whole sketch was just our way of testing the sad trombone sound effect.

整個小品只是我們測試悲傷長號聲音效果的方式。

And I know what you're thinking.

我知道你在想什麼

Why didn't you just play the sound effect without the sketch?

你為什麼不直接播放音效，不播放草圖？

Because this way, I got a lot of departments involved, and I got the chance to reconnect with staffers I haven't seen since the start of the pandemic.

因為這樣一來，我就牽扯到了很多部門，我有機會和大流行開始後就沒有見過的員工重新聯繫。

Writers, script supervisors, the graphics department clips and photo research.

編劇、劇本監督、圖文部門剪輯和照片研究。

The costume department, the props department, Elijah are full time Turtle Wrangler.

服裝部、道具部、伊萊亞都是全職的烏龜擺渡人。

And, of course, the sound effects department.

當然，還有音響效果部。

Oh, and special thanks to the engineers at California's Jet Propulsion Laboratory for monitoring Andy's election turtle sketch via satellite.

哦，特別感謝加州噴氣推進實驗室的工程師們通過衛星監控安迪的選舉烏龜素描。

You did it again, guys.

你們又來了，夥計們。

Yeah.

是啊。

No, wait.

不，等等。

I didn't have to murder this rare turtle.

我沒必要謀殺這隻稀有的烏龜。

Then you murdered a rare turtle.

那你就謀殺了一隻稀有的烏龜。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes.

是的，我知道

That Yeah.

是啊。

Ha ha ha.

哈哈哈。

Hey, we still got it.

嘿，我們仍然得到了它。