Name: 克里斯-洛克試圖讓卡迪-B進入喜劇。 (Chris Rock Tried to Get Cardi B Into Comedy)
Uploaded: 2020-10-28T18:27:47.000Z
Duration: 8 min 30 s

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-Thank you so much for coming on the show, bud.

to 不定詞

怎麼樣... ... 你的夏天過得怎麼樣，吉米？

I'm always learning, man. You know I love you, buddy.

我一直在學習，夥計。你知道我愛你，夥計。

I love how they always say "the one and only."

但我說... 我知道好吧，它只是適合。

-I know we -- the last time, we had the fake Chris Rock on,

-我知道我們... 上一次，我們有假的克里斯-洛克。

being a celebrity, why would you fake me?

作為一個名人，你為什麼要假冒我？

You know what I mean? I'd fake being "The Rock,"

你知道我的意思嗎？我會假扮成 "岩石"。

I don't know when to -- on the ones that we were on,

我不知道什麼時候... ...我們在的那些。

什麼時候開個玩笑，什麼時候進來。

You know, like -- are people waiting on us to make jokes?

你知道，就像... ... 人們在等著我們開玩笑嗎？

-今年夏天我們有一些史詩般的變焦。

-Like, crazy ones, where it's just like --

-就像，瘋狂的人，在那裡它只是喜歡 -

I was just kind of sitting back, because like -- wow.

我只是有點坐不住了，因為像 - 哇。

Just watching -- -Me, you, Leo, Matt Damon,

-我記得... 我做了一些，像... ...

It was, like, me, Kevin Hart, and Tom Brady.

就像，我，凱文-哈特，還有湯姆-布雷迪。

You know, like -- I don't really know Tom Brady.

你知道，就像... ... 我真的不瞭解湯姆・布雷迪。

-比如，一些史詩般的，可笑的變焦。

-Chappelle, I think, was on -- How was...

因為我知道Questlove看到你在那裡。

我想我可能會回去... 天，誰知道呢。

I may end up there this weekend. You never know.

我這個週末可能會去那裡。你永遠不知道。

-不，我真的很想去，因為，說實話。

-你得走了你得走了，你下飛機吧

他們會立即對你進行COVID測試。

once your test comes back negative, you get a wristband.

一旦你的測試回來 陰性，你得到一個腕帶。

You can look -- everybody's got a wristband.

你可以看看... 每個人都有一個腕帶。

-And so you can actually hang out with people all week.

-這樣你就可以整個星期都和人們在一起了.

你知道，喝酒，抽菸，什麼的。

-And what was it like going in front of an audience?

-It was kind of a cool. Remember at the comedy clubs,

-這是一種很酷的。記得在喜劇俱樂部的時候

I always said, like, the rain crowd was always the best,

我總是說，喜歡，雨中的人群總是最好的。

Like, the COVID crowd is very happy that there's a show.

就像，COVID的觀眾非常高興，有一個節目。

-Yeah, they want to be -- They want entertainment.

-是的，他們想成為... 他們想娛樂。

We are -- we have watched 'Tiger King' far too many times.

我們------我們已經看了太多次《虎王》了。

Give us anything." -You said that the pandemic

給我們任何東西。"-你說過那場大流行

has been for you like what an off-season is for an athlete.

對你來說，就像淡季對運動員一樣。

What do you mean by that? -I've just been --

I started working out in a weird, like, obsessive way.

我開始以一種奇怪的，像，強迫性的方式工作。

In like a kind of Kevin Hart, Joe Piscopo way.

就像凱文-哈特，喬-皮斯科普的方式。

'Cause I couldn't swim forever. -Oh, I didn't know that.

因為我不能永遠遊泳-哦，我不知道。

It's hard to swim with the water from a fire hydrant, you know?

用消防栓的水游泳，你知道嗎？

-是的，沒錯。是的，正是如此。 只是狗墊 - 是的。

-You can work on a few strokes, but you know...

-你可以練習幾筆，但你知道... ...

這是... 是的，這就是我... 是的。

-That's fun the way -- -Swim on 125th Street.

-I always think of you, Chris, 'cause I feel like you

-我一直在想你，克里斯，因為我覺得自己像你

and Bill Murray always end up in these places where I go,

和比爾・默裡總是在我去的這些地方結束。

And I always think about it all the time.

而我總是時時刻刻都在想這個問題。

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