-Thank you so much for coming on the show, bud.

-謝謝你能來參加節目，夥計。

It's great to see you.

很高興見到你

-Jimmy Fallon, how's it going?

吉姆-法倫，你好嗎？

How -- How's your summer been, Jimmy?

怎麼樣... ... 你的夏天過得怎麼樣，吉米？

-[ Laughing ]

-[笑]

I'm learning. I'm learning.

我在學習我在學習。

I'm always learning, man. You know I love you, buddy.

我一直在學習，夥計。你知道我愛你，夥計。

-Hey! Hey!

-Hey! Hey!

I love how they always say "the one and only."

我喜歡他們總是說 "唯一的"。

Like, I know you've been duped before.

就像，我知道你以前被騙過。

-[ Laughing ] I know.

-我知道

But I say -- I know. Well, it just fits.

但我說... 我知道好吧，它只是適合。

-I know we -- the last time, we had the fake Chris Rock on,

-我知道我們... 上一次，我們有假的克里斯-洛克。

but tonight, it's the one and only.

但今晚，它是一個和唯一的。

-It fits. It fits with your name.

-它適合。和你的名字很相配

"The one and only." -Just saying.

"唯一的一個。"-只是說說而已

-Yeah, I know. -If you're gonna fake

-是的，我知道-如果你要偽造

being a celebrity, why would you fake me?

作為一個名人，你為什麼要假冒我？

You know what I mean? I'd fake being "The Rock,"

你知道我的意思嗎？我會假扮成 "岩石"。

actually, more than fake me, Chris Rock.

其實，比假我，克里斯-洛克。

That seems a lot more fun.

這似乎更有趣。

-We got to Zoom a couple times together,

-我們一起去了幾次Zoom,

and this is -- it's always interesting.

這是 - 它總是有趣的。

I don't know when to -- on the ones that we were on,

我不知道什麼時候... ...我們在的那些。

when to make a joke, when to come in.

什麼時候開個玩笑，什麼時候進來。

You know, like -- are people waiting on us to make jokes?

你知道，就像... ... 人們在等著我們開玩笑嗎？

-We had some epic Zooms this summer.

-今年夏天我們有一些史詩般的變焦。

-Like, crazy ones, where it's just like --

-就像，瘋狂的人，在那裡它只是喜歡 -

I was just kind of sitting back, because like -- wow.

我只是有點坐不住了，因為像 - 哇。

Just watching -- -Me, you, Leo, Matt Damon,

我，你，李奧，馬特-達蒙。

Kevin Hart, Sandler. -Sandler.

凱文-哈特、桑德勒。-桑德勒

-I remember -- I did ones that, like --

-我記得... 我做了一些，像... ...

It was, like, me, Kevin Hart, and Tom Brady.

就像，我，凱文-哈特，還有湯姆-布雷迪。

You know, like -- I don't really know Tom Brady.

你知道，就像... ... 我真的不瞭解湯姆・布雷迪。

-Wow.

-哇。

-But it was nice to talk with him.

-但很高興能和他哈拉.

-Yeah. -Get acquainted.

-是啊，認識一下吧

-It was crazy.

-太瘋狂了

-Like, some epic, ridiculous zooms.

-比如，一些史詩般的，可笑的變焦。

-Chappelle, I think, was on -- How was...

-我想Chappelle是在... 怎麼...

-Yes. -...Camp Chappelle?

-是的-查普爾營？

'Cause I know Questlove saw you there.

因為我知道Questlove看到你在那裡。

-Camp Chappelle was great.

-查普爾營地很棒

I think I may go back -- Man, who knows.

我想我可能會回去... 天，誰知道呢。

I may end up there this weekend. You never know.

我這個週末可能會去那裡。你永遠不知道。

-Right. -Yeah. Have you been yet?

-是的-是的，你去過嗎？

-No, I do want to go, 'cause, honestly,

-不，我真的很想去，因為，說實話。

I miss performing in front of a crowd.

我很懷念在眾人面前的表演。

-You gotta go. You get off your plane,

-你得走了你得走了，你下飛機吧

they test you for COVID immediately.

他們會立即對你進行COVID測試。

-Really? -And once you get tested,

-真的嗎？-一旦你接受測試，

once your test comes back negative, you get a wristband.

一旦你的測試回來 陰性，你得到一個腕帶。

And now you can enter the inner sanctum.

現在你可以進入聖殿內部了。

-Yes. -So, everybody --

-是的 那麼，大家...

You can look -- everybody's got a wristband.

你可以看看... 每個人都有一個腕帶。

So no one's got COVID. -Wow.

所以，沒有人有COVID。-哇。

-And so you can actually hang out with people all week.

-這樣你就可以整個星期都和人們在一起了.

You know, drink, smoke, whatever.

你知道，喝酒，抽菸，什麼的。

And just have a COVID-free time.

而只是有一個無COVID的時間。

-And what was it like going in front of an audience?

-在觀眾面前是什麼感覺？

-It was kind of a cool. Remember at the comedy clubs,

-這是一種很酷的。記得在喜劇俱樂部的時候

I always said, like, the rain crowd was always the best,

我總是說，喜歡，雨中的人群總是最好的。

because they really wanted to be there?

因為他們真的想去那裡？

-Yeah. -Know what I mean?

-明白我的意思嗎？

-They're happy to be indoors.

-他們很高興在室內。

-Well, the COVID crowd is even better.

-好吧，COVID的人就更好了。

Like, the COVID crowd is very happy that there's a show.

就像，COVID的觀眾非常高興，有一個節目。

-Yeah, they want to be -- They want entertainment.

-是的，他們想成為... 他們想娛樂。

They're like, "Yes!"

他們就像，"是的！"

-"Just give us anything!

-"只要給我們任何東西！

We are -- we have watched 'Tiger King' far too many times.

我們------我們已經看了太多次《虎王》了。

Give us anything." -You said that the pandemic

給我們任何東西。"-你說過那場大流行

has been for you like what an off-season is for an athlete.

對你來說，就像淡季對運動員一樣。

What do you mean by that? -I've just been --

你這是什麼意思？-我剛剛...

You know what? I had all this time.

你知道嗎？我有這麼多時間。

It's like, "What are you going to do?"

這就像，"你要做什麼？"

Well, I mean, so I --

嗯，我的意思是，所以我 -

I started working out in a weird, like, obsessive way.

我開始以一種奇怪的，像，強迫性的方式工作。

In like a kind of Kevin Hart, Joe Piscopo way.

就像凱文-哈特，喬-皮斯科普的方式。

Just been like -- [ Grunting ]

只是一直喜歡 - [咕嚕聲]

Working out. I learned to swim.

鍛鍊身體。我學會了游泳。

I've been swimming a lot.

我經常游泳

'Cause I couldn't swim forever. -Oh, I didn't know that.

因為我不能永遠遊泳-哦，我不知道。

-Yeah, I grew up in the hood.

-是的，我是在帽簷下長大的。

It's hard to swim with the water from a fire hydrant, you know?

用消防栓的水游泳，你知道嗎？

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

When a fire hydrant is your ocean.

當消防栓是你的海洋。

-Yeah, exactly. Just doggy pad-- yeah.

-是的，沒錯。是的，正是如此。 只是狗墊 - 是的。

-You can work on a few strokes, but you know...

-你可以練習幾筆，但你知道... ...

-The pressure pushes you back, yeah.

-壓力會把你推回去，是的。

-It's really hard to really -- yeah.

-這真的很難真的 - 是的。

It's -- yeah, that's how I -- yeah.

這是... 是的，這就是我... 是的。

It's just hard to -- yeah.

這只是很難... 是的。

-That's fun the way -- -Swim on 125th Street.

-在125街游泳，很有趣的方式

-I always think of you, Chris, 'cause I feel like you

-我一直在想你，克里斯，因為我覺得自己像你

and Bill Murray always end up in these places where I go,

和比爾・默裡總是在我去的這些地方結束。

"What is going on? What --

"這是怎麼回事？什麼--

How did you end up -- Who did you...?"

你怎麼會--你是誰......？"

And I always think about it all the time.

而我總是時時刻刻都在想這個問題。

You were hanging out

你在外面玩

with YouTube star David Dobrik recently.

最近與YouTube明星David Dobrik。

That's what made me think of this.

所以我才會想到這個。

-Yeah, I like David. I like David.

-是的，我喜歡大衛我喜歡大衛

-How did you meet -- How do you end up --

-你們是怎麼認識的？ 你們是怎麼結束的？

How does David Dobrik and Chris Rock end up together?

大衛-多布里克和克里斯-洛克最後是怎麼在一起的？

-Well, you gotta understand, my kids are like my focus group

-你得明白，我的孩子們就像我的焦點小組一樣

at this point. -Yep.

在這一點上。-是的

-And if they say somebody's funny, then they're funny to me.

-如果他們說某人很有趣，那麼他們對我來說就是有趣的。

I don't -- You know. -That's right.

我不... 你知道的-你知道的

-So, my kids, they've left Kevin Hart, you know?

-所以, 我的孩子們, 他們離開了Kevin Hart, 你知道嗎?

And now they're on David Dobrik, right?

現在他們在調查David Dobrik，對吧？

And I'm watching this stuff.

而我在看這個東西。

And they're like, "He lives in the Valley."

他們說："他住在山谷裡。"

And I'm like, "Well..." We were in L.A. at the time.

我想，"嗯... ..."我們在洛杉磯的時候。

"Yeah, let's go see him. Let's see what he's doing."

"是啊，我們去看看他吧。讓我們看看他在做什麼。"

So, I made a couple of calls, and I talked to him,

於是，我打了幾個電話，和他聊了起來。

I say, "Is it okay if I stop by?"

我說："我可以順路過來嗎？"

Never met him before, by the way.

順便說一句，以前從未見過他。

-He's great. -And he said, "Sure."

-他很好-他說，"當然"

So I just -- me and my kids, we got in the truck,

所以，我只是... 我和我的孩子，我們得到了在卡車上。

we first made a stop at In-N-Out,

我們首先在In-N-Out停了下來。

'cause that's what you do when you're in L.A.

因為這就是你在洛杉磯時要做的事。

Gotta get your In-N-Out. -You have to.

我得去拿你的In -N -Out。-你必須這樣做

-And then we went over to David's house, you know?

-然後我們去了大衛的家，你知道嗎？

And we hung out for, you know, half a day or whatever.

我們一起出去玩了，你知道，半天什麼的。

And now me and David are like this.

現在我和大衛就這樣了。

-No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know -- yeah, right.

-不，是的，是的。是的，我知道 - 是的，沒錯。

-Like this! -[ Laughs ]

-喜歡這個！-[笑]

You've always been recognizing great talent in people.

你一直都在認可人的偉大才能。

Most recently, I think, Leslie Jones.

最近的一次是Leslie Jones

But you once tried to get -- is this true? --

但你曾經試圖得到... 這是真的嗎？--

Cardi B into comedy? -Well...

卡迪B演喜劇？-嗯...

Yes, I've been -- When I say recognize talent --

是的，我一直... 當我說承認人才... ...

People are so obviously funny, it's like, yes.

人們是如此明顯的搞笑，這就像，是的。

So, I remember I used to try to get Leslie Jones an agent

所以，我記得我曾經試圖給萊斯利-瓊斯找一個經紀人。

for years, and no one would listen to me.

多年來，沒有人願意聽我的。

Finally -- of course, Lorne Michaels is a genius.

最後--當然，洛恩-麥克爾斯是個天才。

And he asked me if I knew any black women for "SNL."

他還問我是否認識 "SNL "的黑人女性。

I said, "I might have somebody for you."

我說，"我可能會有一個人給你。"

So, yeah, I knew Leslie Jones early.

所以，是的，我很早就認識萊斯利-瓊斯。

I'll say J.B. Smoove premiered on "The Chris Rock Show."

我會說J. B. Smoove在 "克里斯-洛克秀 "上首演。

-Yeah. -Hannibal.

-是的，漢尼拔

I remember pitching Wendy Williams to HBO

我記得我把溫迪-威廉姆斯推薦給了HBO。

for a show 20 years ago, and they didn't want to go for it.

20年前的一個節目，他們不想去做。

-For a talk show? -But the latest person --

-為了一個脫口秀？-但最新的人 --

A talk show, yeah. They thought I was crazy.

一個脫口秀，是的。他們認為我是瘋了。

-Geez. -Yeah.

-天啊-是的

-And look at her now. She's phenomenal.

-看看她現在的樣子她是驚人的。

Of course, Wendy Williams. -Yeah, look at her now.

當然，溫迪・威廉姆斯。 - 是的，看看她現在的樣子。-是啊，看看她現在的樣子

God bless her. -But what happened with Cardi B?

上帝保佑她-但是Cardi B怎麼了？

-She's doing exactly what I knew she was gonna do.

-她正在做我知道她會做的事情。

-Yeah. -Cardi B, I saw, like,

-卡迪B，我看到了，就像。

on some YouTube thing or whatev--

在一些YouTube的東西或什麼ev --

Again, my kids showed me this Cardi B girl.

我的孩子們又讓我看到了這個Cardi B女孩。

And she didn't have a record out or anything.

而且她也沒有出唱片什麼的。

And I was like, "Okay, we should go show it."

我當時想，"好吧，我們應該去展示它。"

I'm not even gonna say what network, but --

我甚至不打算說什麼網絡，但 -

So I went -- me, Cardi B, and her management, you know,

所以我去了... 我，Cardi B，和她的管理層，你知道的。

to, like, kind of get a show going.

要一樣，那種得到一個節目去。

And it just never happened. But I thought she was --

而它只是從來沒有發生過。但我認為她是 -

And she told me about her rap at the time.

她還告訴我她當時說唱的事。

And I was like, "Yeah, yeah, that's good, good.

我當時想，"是啊，是啊，這是很好的，好。

Anyway, you're a comedy star." -Yeah.

無論如何，你是一個喜劇明星。"-是啊

-So... -She is really funny.

-她真的很有趣。

-She is really -- I think Cardi B's

-她真的是 -- 我想Cardi B的。

the funniest woman -- or, one of the funniest people, you know...

最有趣的女人 -- 或者，最有趣的人之一，你知道... ...

-Yeah. -It's like Chappelle, Cardi.

-就像Chappelle, Cardi.

You know what I mean? Like...

你知道我的意思嗎？就像...

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

Like, in the standings right now, like,

就像，在積分榜上，現在，像。

two of the funniest people in the world.

兩個世界上最有趣的人。

-Yeah. -Cardi's right up there.

-是的 卡迪就在上面

She's neck-and-neck with Bill Burr.

她和比爾-伯爾並駕齊驅。

You know what I mean? Like, she's good, man.

你知道我的意思嗎？就像，她的好，男人。

-Bill Burr. He's awesome.

-比爾・伯爾比爾-伯爾 -他很厲害

-Bill puts a little more writing into it,

-比爾把它寫得更多一些。

but Cardi can hang with anybody.

但Cardi可以和任何人一起玩

-Can you stick around? I want to talk about "Fargo."

-你能留下來嗎？我想談談 "Fargo"。

I'm really excited about this. -Sure.

我真的很興奮-當然

-All right, cool. -For you, I'll do it.

-好吧，酷-為了你，我來做吧

-More with Chris Rock when we come back, everybody.

我們回來時再跟克里斯-洛克談，各位。