Name: 邁克爾-切和科林-喬斯特分享克里斯-洛克的搞笑故事 (Michael Che and Colin Jost Share Hilarious Stories About Chris Rock)
Uploaded: 2020-10-27T20:52:02.000Z
Duration: 4 min 53 s

I am here in studio with Michael Che and Colin Jost!

我在這裡和Michael Che和Colin Jost一起在演播室！

我說我們回來了！我們和上校在一起...

我們會讓你... - 我以為我們是...

going to switch seats during the commercial.

-Hey, you know. -A lot of things have happened

-嘿，你知道的-發生了很多事情

since -- First of all, thanks again for coming in.

自 -- 首先，再次感謝你的到來。

But since you guys have helped me out with the shows

不過，既然你們幫我做了這些節目

Since you've been on, Colin, your book went to

自從你上臺後，科林，你的書就被賣到...

"The New York Times" Best Seller list, dude.

"紐約時報 "的暢銷書排行榜，夥計。

Dude, he is a "New York Times" best-selling author.

老兄，他是《紐約時報》的暢銷書作家。

'Cause we were talking about you bought a house last time.

因為我們上次說的是你買房子的事。

-啊哈！-好吧 好吧好吧，我知道了

這不是一個競爭。我的意思是...

-I haven't moved in yet because apparently

-我還沒有搬進去，因為顯然... ...

I didn't know this. -No, you can't just buy it?

我不知道這個-不，你不能隨便買嗎？

-Usually, where I go to live, it's an apartment,

-通常，我去住的地方，都是公寓,

and you give the money, and then they give you a key.

你給錢，然後他們給你一把鑰匙。

Now, like, with a house, you have to, like, wait.

現在，就像，有了房子，你必須，喜歡，等待。

They have to make sure that everything's up to code.

他們必須確保一切都符合代碼。

I don't know about any codes. I've got to get a lawyer.

我不知道任何代碼。我得找個律師

They got to take down a shed. It's annoying. It's a mess.

他們要拆掉一個棚子。這是煩人的。這是一個爛攤子。

-The shed wasn't up to code. They took it down.

-棚子不符合規定。他們把它拆了

I'm just going to put it back up as soon as they leave.

等他們一走，我就把它放回去。

-I cannot believe that there is a code for sheds.

-我從來沒有見過一個棚子，並認為，

-"That's a good shed." -"That shed looks up to code."

-"這是個好棚子"-"這棚子看起來符合標準。"

-It's an outside closet, man. Give the shed a break.

-這是個外面的壁櫥，夥計。讓小屋裡的人休息一下吧

-I'm so happy that Chris is there. Chris Rock hosting.

-我很高興克里斯在那裡。克里斯・洛克主持。

-I remember being backstage at the -- at the --

When they did the benefit after Hurricane Sandy,

颶風桑迪過後，他們做公益的時候。

We were going to do a bit where he was Drunk Uncle.

我們打算做一個位，他是喝醉了的叔叔。

And it's all huge musical acts, right, there.

而且都是大型的音樂表演，對吧，有。

我們還在等著繼續，你知道的。

and Chris Rock wanders over, and he's like,

和克里斯・洛克徘徊， 他的樣子，

"Hey, guys, how's it going?" We're like, "Oh, good."

"嘿，夥計們，怎麼樣了？"我們很喜歡，"哦，好。"

他說："那麼，現在是 "誰 "的演出了。

and then Rolling Stones are going to go on,

they're going to send you guys out there...

...to do a comedy bit. Is that what's happening?"

.......來演一段喜劇。是這樣的嗎？"

He goes, "I'll tell you something. I'll be watching."

他走了，"我會告訴你一件事。我會看著你的。"

-"Yeah, I'm definitely not going out there."

-Okay, it's a silly story, but one time I was doing "Top Five."

-好吧，這是一個愚蠢的故事，但有一次我在做 "前五名"。

他有一部電影 "前五名"。-我很喜歡

her talking to me. She was so nice to me.

And she was like, "Are you sure? Have we never met?"

她說，"你確定嗎？我們從來沒有見過面嗎？"

And I was like, "I don't think we've ever met."

我當時想，"我不認為我們見過面。"

And I just hear Chris Rock on the other side of the hall go,

我只聽到克里斯-洛克在大廳的另一邊走。

"You're not sure if you've met Rosario Dawson or not?!"

"你不知道你到底有沒有見過羅莎里奧-道森？"

And I was like, "I know I've never met her."

我當時想，"我知道我從來沒有見過她。"

"You're not su-- Have you met Beyoncé?!"

No, I've never met Beyoncé. -[ Laughter ]

不，我從來沒有見過碧昂斯。-[笑聲]

"How do you not know if you've met Rosario Dawson?!"

"你怎麼不知道你見過羅莎里奧-道森？"!

我不知道。-他真是令人難以置信

-Yeah. Yeah. You talked to him personally.

-是啊，是啊是啊，是啊。你親自和他談過了

-It seems like it's possible. There was a debate.

-似乎是有可能的。有一場辯論。

And it seems like people were talking about the debate.

而且好像大家都在討論辯論的問題。

-是的，有一個辯論。是的，有一場辯論。 - 哦，我的上帝。

-Colin, it did not get good reviews at all.

-I haven't read all the reviews yet, but some of the ones...

-我還沒有讀完所有的評論，但有些評論... ...

-吉姆・凱瑞扮演喬・拜登。-是的

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邁克爾-切和科林-喬斯特分享克里斯-洛克的搞笑故事 (Michael Che and Colin Jost Share Hilarious Stories About Chris Rock)

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