I am here in studio with Michael Che and Colin Jost!

我在這裡和Michael Che和Colin Jost一起在演播室！

Um, so --

嗯，所以...

I say we're back! We're here with Col--

我說我們回來了！我們和上校在一起...

We'll get you -- -I thought we were

我們會讓你... - 我以為我們是...

going to switch seats during the commercial.

在廣告期間要換座位。

-I thought it wouldn't be good.

-我想這不是好事。

-[ Laughter ] -He made the decision.

-他做了決定。

-Hey, you know. -A lot of things have happened

-嘿，你知道的-發生了很多事情

since -- First of all, thanks again for coming in.

自 -- 首先，再次感謝你的到來。

Colin, really, thank you.

科林，真的，謝謝你。

But since you guys have helped me out with the shows

不過，既然你們幫我做了這些節目

in quarantine and you Zoomed in --

在隔離區，你放大了 --

And I appreciate you doing that.

我很感激你這樣做。

Since you've been on, Colin, your book went to

自從你上臺後，科林，你的書就被賣到...

"The New York Times" Best Seller list, dude.

"紐約時報 "的暢銷書排行榜，夥計。

Congrats. -Thank you.

祝賀你-謝謝你

Dude, he is a "New York Times" best-selling author.

老兄，他是《紐約時報》的暢銷書作家。

Don't you ever forget it.

你可千萬別忘了。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Big deal. -How's the house?

-大買賣-房子怎麼樣？

'Cause we were talking about you bought a house last time.

因為我們上次說的是你買房子的事。

-Yeah. I did buy a house.

-是的，我確實買了一棟房子

-Ah-ha! -Okay. Okay.

-啊哈！-好吧 好吧好吧，我知道了

It's not a competition. I mean...

這不是一個競爭。我的意思是...

-I haven't moved in yet because apparently

-我還沒有搬進去，因為顯然... ...

it takes a long time to close.

它需要很長的時間來關閉。

I didn't know this. -No, you can't just buy it?

我不知道這個-不，你不能隨便買嗎？

-Usually, where I go to live, it's an apartment,

-通常，我去住的地方，都是公寓,

and you give the money, and then they give you a key.

你給錢，然後他們給你一把鑰匙。

End of transaction.

交易結束。

Now, like, with a house, you have to, like, wait.

現在，就像，有了房子，你必須，喜歡，等待。

They have to make sure that everything's up to code.

他們必須確保一切都符合代碼。

I don't know about any codes. I've got to get a lawyer.

我不知道任何代碼。我得找個律師

They got to take down a shed. It's annoying. It's a mess.

他們要拆掉一個棚子。這是煩人的。這是一個爛攤子。

-The shed wasn't up to code?

-棚子不符合規定？

-The shed wasn't up to code. They took it down.

-棚子不符合規定。他們把它拆了

I'm just going to put it back up as soon as they leave.

等他們一走，我就把它放回去。

-I cannot believe that there is a code for sheds.

-我不相信棚屋有密碼。

-There's a code for sheds.

-棚子是有密碼的。

-I've never seen a shed and thought,

-我從來沒有見過一個棚子，並認為，

"That looks up to code." -[ Laughter ]

"這看起來是代碼。"-[笑聲]

-"That's a good shed." -"That shed looks up to code."

-"這是個好棚子"-"這棚子看起來符合標準。"

-It's an outside closet, man. Give the shed a break.

-這是個外面的壁櫥，夥計。讓小屋裡的人休息一下吧

-I'm so happy that Chris is there. Chris Rock hosting.

-我很高興克里斯在那裡。克里斯・洛克主持。

Do you have Chris Rock stories?

你有克里斯-洛克的故事嗎？

-I remember being backstage at the -- at the --

-我還記得在後臺... 在...

When they did the benefit after Hurricane Sandy,

颶風桑迪過後，他們做公益的時候。

they did it at Madison Square Garden.

他們在麥迪遜廣場花園做的。

And I was there with Bobby Moynihan.

我當時和Bobby Moynihan在一起。

We were going to do a bit where he was Drunk Uncle.

我們打算做一個位，他是喝醉了的叔叔。

And so we were waiting backstage.

於是我們就在後臺等著。

And it's all huge musical acts, right, there.

而且都是大型的音樂表演，對吧，有。

The Who, Rolling Stones, all...

誰人樂隊，滾石樂隊，都... ...

And we're waiting to go on, you know,

我們還在等著繼續，你知道的。

and Chris Rock wanders over, and he's like,

和克里斯・洛克徘徊， 他的樣子，

"Hey, guys, how's it going?" We're like, "Oh, good."

"嘿，夥計們，怎麼樣了？"我們很喜歡，"哦，好。"

He goes, "So, The Who's on now,

他說："那麼，現在是 "誰 "的演出了。

and then Rolling Stones are going to go on,

然後滾石樂隊要繼續。

and then between that,

然後在這之間。

they're going to send you guys out there...

他們要派你們出去... ...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

...to do a comedy bit. Is that what's happening?"

.......來演一段喜劇。是這樣的嗎？"

And suddenly, we're like, "Yeah.

突然間，我們很喜歡，"是啊。

Yeah, that's what's happening."

是的，就是這樣的。"

He was like, "Hey. Best of luck."

他說，"嘿，祝你好運"

He goes, "I'll tell you something. I'll be watching."

他走了，"我會告訴你一件事。我會看著你的。"

-"Yeah, I'm definitely not going out there."

-"是啊，我絕對不會出去的。"

-My story's not as good.

-我的故事沒有那麼好。

-No! -Your story's great.

-不 你的故事很精彩

-Okay, it's a silly story, but one time I was doing "Top Five."

-好吧，這是一個愚蠢的故事，但有一次我在做 "前五名"。

He had a movie "Top Five." -Loved that.

他有一部電影 "前五名"。-我很喜歡

-And I got to meet Rosario Dawson

我還見到了羅莎里奧-道森。

for the first time, and I was smitten.

第一次，我就被迷住了。

-Yeah. -And I remember

-是的 我記得

her talking to me. She was so nice to me.

她跟我說話。她對我很好。

And she was like, "You look so familiar.

她說："你看起來好眼熟。

Do I know you from somewhere?"

我是不是在哪裡認識你？"

And I was like, "I don't think so."

我當時想，"我不這麼認為。"

And she was like, "Are you sure? Have we never met?"

她說，"你確定嗎？我們從來沒有見過面嗎？"

And I was like, "I don't think we've ever met."

我當時想，"我不認為我們見過面。"

And I just hear Chris Rock on the other side of the hall go,

我只聽到克里斯-洛克在大廳的另一邊走。

"You're not sure if you've met Rosario Dawson or not?!"

"你不知道你到底有沒有見過羅莎里奧-道森？"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

And I was like, "I know I've never met her."

我當時想，"我知道我從來沒有見過她。"

"You're not su-- Have you met Beyoncé?!"

"你不是蘇--你見過碧昂斯嗎？"

No, I've never met Beyoncé. -[ Laughter ]

不，我從來沒有見過碧昂斯。-[笑聲]

"How do you not know if you've met Rosario Dawson?!"

"你怎麼不知道你見過羅莎里奧-道森？"!

I don't know. -He is unbelievable.

我不知道。-他真是令人難以置信

I love him so much.

我很愛他

And then Jim Carrey is going to, maybe?

然後吉姆-凱瑞要去，也許？

-Yeah. Yeah. You talked to him personally.

-是啊，是啊是啊，是啊。你親自和他談過了

-It seems like it's possible. There was a debate.

-似乎是有可能的。有一場辯論。

And it seems like people were talking about the debate.

而且好像大家都在討論辯論的問題。

-Yeah, there was a debate. Oh, my God.

-是的，有一個辯論。是的，有一場辯論。 - 哦，我的上帝。

-Seems like it got pretty good reviews.

-好像評價還不錯。

-Colin, it did not get good reviews at all.

-柯林，它的評價一點也不好。

-I haven't read all the reviews yet, but some of the ones...

-我還沒有讀完所有的評論，但有些評論... ...

-Jim Carrey playing Joe Biden. -Yes.

-吉姆・凱瑞扮演喬・拜登。-是的

-That would be amazing.

-那就太神奇了

Maya Rudolph doing Kamala Harris.

瑪雅-魯道夫在做卡馬拉-哈里斯

It's all a possibility? You don't want to say anything.

這一切都有可能？你什麼都不想說。

You can't spoil it. -Never know.

你不能破壞它。-永遠不知道

-That wouldn't be fun. -We can't spoil who wins.

-那就不好玩了.-我們不能破壞誰贏了.

We can't -- We can't spoil it.

我們不能... 我們不能破壞它。

-You can't --

-你不能...

-Could be Jim Carrey. Could be Sinbad.

可能是吉姆-凱瑞可能是辛巴達

-Sinbad. Sinbad's not playing Joe Biden.

-辛巴達辛巴達不是在演喬-拜登。

-I don't know! I've heard things.

-我不知道！我不知道！ 我聽說過一些事情

-"I heard some things." -People are talkin'.

-"我聽到一些事情"-人們都在談論。

-It's going to be awesome. It is Saturday night.

-這將是真棒。這是星期六晚上。

It is live. It is on NBC.

這是直播。這是NBC電視臺。

Best of luck. Break a leg.

祝你好運打斷一條腿。

I know you guys are brilliant,

我知道你們很聰明。

and you've got to go up and write some funny stuff.

你必須上去寫一些有趣的東西。

So thanks so much for taking time, coming here.

所以非常感謝你能抽出時間，來到這裡。

And thanks for being live on behalf of everyone,

也謝謝你代表大家做直播。

doing that for us.

為我們做的。

Michael Che, Colin Jost.

Michael Che, Colin Jost.

"Saturday Night Live" returns this Saturday. That's right.

"週六夜現場 "本週六迴歸。沒錯 That's right.

On NBC with host Chris Rock and musical guest

在NBC，由主持人Chris Rock和音樂嘉賓主持

Megan Thee Stallion. We'll be right back.

Megan Thee Stallion.我們馬上回來。