One of the big viral moments from Trump's rally last night was when his microphone abruptly cut out on.

昨晚特朗普集會上的一大病毒時刻就是他的麥克風突然斷了上。

Once they got it working again, Trump immediately joked that it must have been sabotaged.

當他們再次運作起來後，特朗普立即開玩笑說，這一定是被人破壞了。

I wonder who did that to our mike.

我想知道是誰把我們的麥克風弄成這樣的。

I don't believe it was Joe.

我不相信是喬。

You know it Waas crooked Hillary muscle.

你知道這就是希拉里的歪風邪氣。

Look, it's his farewell tour.

看，這是他的告別之旅。

You gotta play with.

你得玩。

You gotta play their hits.

你得玩他們的命中率。

You know, a lot of people around here were buzzing because the Dodgers won the first game of the world.

你知道，這裡很多人都在議論紛紛，因為道奇隊贏得了世界第一場比賽。

Siri's last night.

Siri的昨晚。

Yeah, a lot of us.

是的，我們很多人。

A lot of us.

我們很多人。

Did you manage?

你搞定了嗎？

Did you catch the game Ridge?

你看了這場比賽裡奇嗎？

It totally did not.

它完全沒有。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Ah ha!

啊哈！

Here's a crazy story.

這是一個瘋狂的故事。

After getting off a plane from Dubai, a man was recently stopped and questioned by airport authorities because they noticed he was quote walking oddly, and it turns out the man was smuggling £2 of gold bars in his rectum.

近日，一名男子從迪拜下飛機後，被機場當局攔下詢問，因為他們發現他走路的報價很奇怪，原來該男子在直腸裡偷運了2英鎊的金條。

Right, True story.

對，真實的故事。

Here's the gold bars here, look at that.

這裡是金條，你看。

I don't know why I tried to do.

我不知道我為什麼要這樣做。

I think I tried to make them all leave the same size, wouldn't you?

我想我是想讓他們都留下同樣的尺寸，你呢？

He'd probably stacked the big three.

他可能會疊加三大。

You'd stack and round.

你會疊加和圓。

No, no, you wouldn't.

不，不，你不會的。

Rob Stack the big three and then the little guys like a cork.

搶疊大三，然後小傢伙們像個軟木一樣。

Yeah, I feel like you've been thinking about this.

是啊，我覺得你一直在想這個問題。

The whole mono.

整個單。

We take this show right before the debate began.

我們在辯論開始前就把這個節目。

What are the odds?

賠率是多少？

Do we think the trump cancels or just bails after five minutes?

我們認為川普是在五分鐘後取消還是直接退場？

I don't know.

我不知道。

They got a lot of cameras there.

他們有很多攝像頭

And that dude loves attention, right?

而那哥們喜歡關注，對吧？

Like I could make a scene of the buffet.

就像我可以做一個自助餐的場景。

But if they got orange, chicken and pizza, what I'm gonna do leave Exactly.

但如果他們有橙子、雞肉和披薩，我就會離開 沒錯。

I I don't wanna walk back from a buffet unless I have to walk so slowly.

我... ...我不想從自助餐走回來，除非我必須走得這麼慢。

Look, my my walk to the buffet and away from the buffet could not be mawr different.

你看，我... ...我去自助餐的路和離開自助餐的路簡直是天壤之別。

I stride.

我大步流星。

I stride to the buffet like this.

我就這樣大步流星地走向自助餐。

Get in on now on.

現在就加入進來吧。

I walked back like this.

我就這樣走了回來。

Okay with ribs, you got ribs way Have to talk about the final presidential debate.

好吧，排骨，你有排骨的方式必須談論最後的總統辯論。

Did we watch last night?

我們昨晚看了嗎？

Reggie Did you see it?

雷吉，你看到了嗎？

I did.

我有

I'll tell you who it was for.

我告訴你是給誰的。

It was for the one remaining undecided voter.

是為了剩下的一個未決定的選民。

I could tell you his name is Craig.

我可以告訴你他叫克雷格

He lives in Denver on funny fact about Craig.

他住在丹佛，關於克雷格的趣事。

He is an ass.

他是個混蛋。

It's zero mawr and more people.

是零毛錢和更多的人。

This is true.

這是事實。

Have started hugging cows seriously.

已經開始認真地抱著牛。

Apparently, hugging a cow releases a bonding hormone which relieves stress in terms of wellness trends.

顯然，抱牛會釋放出一種紐帶荷爾蒙，在健康趨勢上可以緩解壓力。

You can forget about goop.

你可以忘掉goop。

This is moved by Gwyneth Couch.

這是由格溫妮絲-庫奇提出的。

Paltrow moved by itself fairly worked.

帕爾特洛的舉動本身相當奏效。

I might have saved it with Gwyneth Paltrow.

我可能會把它和格溫妮絲-帕特洛一起保存下來。

E don't know what to tell you.

我不知道該怎麼跟你說。

That's the end of the mouth.

這就是嘴的盡頭。