Of course.

當然了

Hilarious comedian and a cast member on Saturday Night Live.

幽默的喜劇演員，週六夜現場的演員。

Please welcome the very funny Heidi Gardner.

請歡迎非常有趣的海蒂-加德納。

Hey, Heidi.

嘿，海蒂。

How are you?

你好嗎？

I'm well, How are you coming?

我很好，你怎麼來了？

I'm doing really well.

我做得很好。

Thanks so much for being here.

非常感謝你能來這裡。

You know, I love your work.

你知道，我喜歡你的工作。

And I have to say I'm getting a lot of points from my daughter and my daughter's friends because they adore you.

而且我不得不說，我的女兒和我女兒的朋友們給我加了很多分，因為他們很崇拜你。

Okay, that feels good.

好吧，這感覺很好。

That feels like genuine points for me.

這讓我感覺是真分。

No, it really does.

不，確實如此。

They could care less about anything.

他們可以不關心任何事情。

I'm ever up Thio because you know, obvious reasons.

我曾經上過Thio，因為你知道，明顯的原因。

I'm 95 years old, but you they adore.

我已經95歲了，但他們很喜歡你。

And they were really excited that I was talking to you today and I think a cat just creep up behind you that I thought all the cats had exited the room.

他們真的很興奮，我今天和你說話，我想一隻貓就在你身後爬來爬去，我以為所有的貓都離開了房間。

I apologize.

我向你道歉

No, don't apologize.

不，不要道歉。

Um, what's the cat's name?

嗯，這隻貓叫什麼名字？

This is Twiki.

這裡是Twiki。

Twiki.

Twiki。

Yes, as in someone's a little tweak E because they've been on math for a while.

是的，就像有人因為上了一段時間的數學課，而對E進行了小幅度的調整。

That kind of tweak e exactly.

這種調整e正是。

Well, you're lovely of a lovely way with animals.

你和動物相處的方式很可愛。

You know, I'd ask you a question.

你知道，我想問你一個問題。

I did some research on you and you were a hairstylist before you got into comedy.

我對你做了一些調查，你在進入喜劇界之前是個髮型師。

What?

什麼？

And, uh, you still do.

而且，呃，你還在做。

You still do it.

你還在做。

Do you still, like work on people's hair?

你還在給人做頭髮嗎？

And I'm asking for a reason I've grown mine out.

而我要問的是我把我的長出來的原因。

As you can see, it's It's really there we go.

如你所見，它是真的有我們去。

It's got a flop.

它有一個翻牌。

It's got a flop.

它有一個翻牌。

Is that what the technical term is?

這就是技術術語嗎？

It's a flop.

這是一個翻牌。

Well, you know what I would actually say.

好吧，你知道我實際上會說什麼。

The technical term is, and the last time I cut Hey, are was last year pre quarantine.

技術術語是，我最後一次切嘿，是去年檢疫前。

I gave my husband a haircut, and I gave him Brendan Fraser.

我給我丈夫剪了個頭發 我給他剪了布倫丹-弗雷澤的頭髮

Mummy cut.

木乃伊切。

And I think that's what you have, right?

我想這就是你所擁有的，對嗎？

This is like, this is that it is This is the Brendan Fraser Mummy cut?

這就像，這是，這是 這是布倫丹-弗雷澤木乃伊切？

Yes, because it was like it was kind of a bowl.

是的，因為它就像它是一種碗。

But, you know, dinner partiers is a little off center, but it kind of did that like little mushroom to the sides, which was cool in 97 or eight.

但是，你知道，晚餐聚會的人是一個有點偏離中心，但它那種做的像小蘑菇的兩側，這是97或8酷。

I was cool in 97 98.

我在97年98年的時候就已經很酷了。

You were perfectly yes.

你是完全是的。

E like it.

我喜歡它。

Let's talk about Bailey Gibbs.

讓我們來談談貝利-吉布斯。

Mert, this is, I think, a testament to your talent.

默特，我想，這是對你天賦的肯定。

So many people do try and do teenage characters.

所以很多人確實在嘗試做少年角色。

I think it's impossible to nail.

我認為這是不可能的釘子。

And, uh, and then Bailey is just when I watch her, it almost gets under my skin.

然後，呃，然後貝利是 只是當我看著她， 它幾乎得到我的皮膚下。

It's so accurate.

它是如此準確。

As you guys know, I'm currently quarantining by choice, not because I like have Corona or whatever, but yeah, mostly because, like, my parents were being awkward, they're like doing that like, push up, challenge my dad like House of being now.

如你們所知，我目前隔離的選擇， 不是因為我喜歡有科羅娜或什麼的，但 是的，主要是因為，喜歡，我的父母是尷尬， 他們像這樣做，推起來，挑戰我的爸爸 像現在的房子。

So I'm like, staying in my room.

所以我喜歡，留在我的房間。

Did you just watch a ton of teenagers for a while before you attempted that character, or did you just always know how to do?

你是剛看了一大堆的少年，才嘗試那個角色，還是一直知道怎麼做？

Bailey?

貝利？

I think I always knew how to do it because I think it's, um it's always lived inside me like I was always the type who, like, you know, like kinda hide behind your hair and, like, um, you know, make you feel weird for even existing.

我想我一直都知道怎麼做，因為我覺得它的，嗯，它一直住在我的內心深處，就像我一直是誰，喜歡，你知道，像有點隱藏在你的頭髮後面，像，嗯，你知道，讓你覺得奇怪，甚至存在。

Like, you know, she would probably be like, Hi, come on in.

就像，你知道，她可能會喜歡， 嗨，進來吧。

Like Thanks for having me on your show or whatever.

就像謝謝你讓我上你的節目或什麼的。

E Don't Don't watch it like I mean, my dad like pleasure, genius, but like Sorry, I don't like Watch it on then you just feel so bad about yourself.

別看它像我的意思是，我爸喜歡快樂，天才，但像對不起，我不喜歡看它，然後你只是覺得這麼糟糕的自己。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

No, it's funny.

不，這很有趣。

Uh, I mean, I don't think I'm over analyzing it, but her discomfort, weirdly about herself, somehow makes anyone she's talking to.

呃，我的意思是，我不認為我分析過度， 但她的不適，奇怪的是自己， 不知何故，使任何人，她的談話。

Uncomfortable.

不舒服的。

Yes, and that's what I think.

是的，我也是這麼想的。

Um, teenagers do like they make you feel like you shouldn't exist.

嗯，青少年確實喜歡他們讓你覺得自己不應該存在。

Yeah, And then the other thing you do that I absolutely love as Bailey is, you'll be talking and everything's fine.

是啊，然後你做的另一件事，我絕對喜歡貝利是， 你會說話，一切都很好。

And then your mood ships completely.

然後你的心情就徹底船了。

And it's hilarious.

而且很搞笑。

And also frightening because it's so accurate.

也因為它的準確度高，所以令人害怕。

You'll just go from happy to in the depths of the most soul crushing despair.

你就會從快樂變成在最靈魂深處的絕望。

I know.

我知道，我知道

And it's like soul crushing despair that now after we've lived like adult lives, is so not a big deal.

而這就像靈魂破碎的絕望，在我們過了像成年人一樣的生活之後，現在是如此的不以為然。

But like too young.

但像太年輕。

I remember I remember when Brad Pitt didn't get nominated for legends of the fall like toe my mom, I was like, This is a problem like just it was my whole week.

我記得我記得當布拉德-皮特沒有得到提名的傳說的秋天像腳趾我的媽媽，我當時想，這是一個問題，像只是它是我的整個星期。

Like just that I, like wish like, not still right.

喜歡只是我，喜歡希望喜歡，不是還對。

Let's talk about Angel.

讓我們來談談天使。

I love this character because I'm a fanatic for boxing movies.

我喜歡這個角色，因為我是拳擊電影的狂熱者。

I just I've watched all of them even the most boxing movies and Angel is every boxers girlfriend.

我只是我看了所有的人，甚至最拳擊電影，天使是每個拳擊手的女朋友。

So you've got some good news for us.

所以你有一些好消息要告訴我們。

Well, you know, Tommy's fighting tonight, so I've been better.

嗯，你知道，湯米的戰鬥今晚，所以我已經更好。

Well, I hope he wins.

好吧，我希望他贏。

Yeah, well, I hope he stays alive to see how kids grow up.

是啊，我希望他能活下來，看看孩子們是怎麼長大的。

So how many more hits?

那麼，還要打多少次？

Still, it's enough.

不過，這已經足夠了。

What, Were you going to the fight, at least?

什麼，你至少要去參加比賽嗎？

No, no.

不，不。

I told him if he fights again, I'm taking the kids to my sister's.

我告訴他，如果他再打架，我就帶著孩子去我姐姐家。

But where did this character come from?

但這個人物是怎麼來的呢？

Because again, the specificity of your characters is you've got, like, such a laser focus.

因為再一次，你的角色的特殊性是你已經得到了，像，這樣的脈衝光焦點。

It was really just, uh it was when that Jake Gyllenhaal Rachel McAdams movie came out Southpaw and I like, I heard a preview on the TV for it.

這真的只是，呃，這是當傑克-吉倫哈爾瑞秋-麥克亞當斯的電影出來南帕，我喜歡，我聽到電視上的預覽。

And, you know, she said something like, You know, you think you're the fighter on the fighter And I was like, Wait, I think Amy Adams said that two years ago in the fighter on then and then you just start going through all of them and it's the same scenes every time.

她說，你知道，她說的東西，你知道，你認為你是戰士的戰士，我想，等待，我想艾米亞當斯說，兩年前在戰士上，然後你就開始通過所有的人，它是相同的場景，每次。

And I just got excited like maybe other people noticed this, too.

我只是很興奮，就像也許其他人也注意到了這一點。

So just get on that like, right in the right.

所以，只要上那個喜歡，在右邊。

I thought you because when I worked on certain live long time ago, back when it was just a puppet show, Um, but it was still we would have this thing and we would have to go in and pitch ideas.

我想你，因為當我的工作 在某些現場很久以前， 當它只是一個木偶劇， 嗯，但它仍然是我們將有這個東西 我們將不得不去和投擲的想法。

Toe Lorne and the performers on this show would have to pitch characters.

趾洛恩和這個節目的表演者要投角色。

And it was hilarious because I was there when people pitched iconic characters that went on to become these huge staples of star Net Live.

而且很搞笑，因為我當時就在現場，大家投的偶像角色，後來都成了星網直播的這些大主力。

I was there and witnessed it, but I was also there when those same performers pitched characters that went nowhere.

我在那裡親眼目睹了這一切，但當那些表演者投出的角色無處可去時，我也在那裡。

Jon Lovitz, who, of course, was known for so many great characters.

喬恩-洛維茨，當然，他以這麼多偉大的角色而聞名。

Uh, and I was there and he was convinced he had this character who would Who would say, You got to get to know me on, then would take a drag on a cigarette and say, That's right.

呃，我當時在那裡，他確信他有這樣的角色 誰會說，你得到了瞭解我，然後會吸一口煙，說，這是正確的。

Get to know me And we all thought, I don't know.

瞭解我，我們都認為，我不知道。

And then he went toe Lauren.

然後他去找勞倫。

He was like blowing Get to know me.

他就像吹了解我。

And I was like, No, no, no, no, no, no, no eyes.

我當時想，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，眼睛。

They're a character that you pitched recently that just went nowhere Yeah, like I had pitched and wrote a woman who was a voiceover actors who voices all the hot dogs in the eighties and was like poodles Corky's.

他們是一個角色，你投 最近，只是去無處 是啊，就像我投，寫了一個女人 誰是一個配音演員 誰的聲音所有的熱狗 在80年代，是像貴賓犬Corky的。

And I really just thought like I was like, Everyone's going to get this like, Don't remember.

我真的只是想我是喜歡， 每個人都會得到這個喜歡，不記得了。

Like there were always those, like hot poodles and and it hasn't been on this season, So it will be It's going to get in there and it's going to surprise Everybody is gonna be your character yet you'll see.

這一季沒有出現過這種情況 所以會出現的，會讓人驚喜的，每個人都會成為你的角色，你會看到的

And if that doesn't work, Lovett's old get to know me Well, um, how are your parents with your fame?

如果這還不行的話，洛維特的老夥計就會認識我了 嗯，你父母對你的名氣怎麼樣？

How are they?

他們怎麼樣？

They must be very proud of you.

他們一定以你為榮

Yeah, they for sure are, which is the sweetest thing in the world.

是啊，他們肯定是， 這是世界上最甜蜜的事情。

But but my mom.

但是，但是我的媽媽。

So I mean, right when I got the job and this was probably remember, like, two weeks into it.

所以，我的意思是，就在我得到這份工作的時候，這可能是記得，像，兩個星期到它。

My mom and I were in a public restroom, and there were there were a lot of people in there, and I was like, Mom, I'm gonna wait for you in the lobby and she goes, Okay.

我媽媽和我在一個公共廁所， 並有有很多人在那裡， 我想，媽媽，我要去等你 在大廳裡，她去，好吧。

Heidi Gardner, my daughter Andi.

海蒂・加德納，我的女兒安迪。

I exited, and of course, this was two weeks in SNL.

我退出了，當然，這是在SNL的兩個星期。

I mean, it takes probably three years written.

我是說，大概要寫三年。

You know who you are on that stuff, but for sure, no one knew who I waas, so I I go out and I sit in the lobby and my mom comes out, and it was I came on when you send me for a second, she was like, Yeah, honey, and I go, Hey, I I saw what you did in the bathroom, and, you know, I'm just not very comfortable with that.

你知道你是誰的東西， 但可以肯定的是，沒有人知道我是誰， 所以我，我走出去，我坐在大廳 和我的媽媽出來，它是我來了 當你送我一秒鐘， 她是這樣的，是啊，親愛的，我走了， 嘿，我，我看到了你做了什麼 在浴室裡，而且，你知道， 我只是不很舒服的。

I don't I don't like that.

我不... 我不喜歡這樣。

And she goes, Honey, I'm just bragging.

她就說，親愛的，我只是在吹牛。

That's so funny.

太有趣了

My mom, when I had the late night show first couple of years into having the late night show, she used to really do this.

我的媽媽，在我做深夜秀前幾年做深夜秀的時候，她曾經真的這樣做。

She got a bunch of late night with Conan O'Brien key chains, and she kept them in her purse on she should we would go through that.

她得到了一堆深夜與柯南奧布萊恩的鑰匙鏈，她把它們放在她的錢包上，她應該我們會去通過。

She would go through the line a t, the local supermarket in Brookline, Massachusetts, and then the person would be bagging her groceries and should say, Do you like television on the guy?

她會通過行a t，當地的超市在布魯克萊恩，馬薩諸塞州，然後人將她的雜貨袋，應該說，你喜歡電視上的傢伙？

Be like, Yeah, sure.

要像，是的，當然。

Do you ever watch late night television and you'd say?

你有沒有看過深夜電視，你會說？

Um, yeah, I watched something.

嗯，是的，我看了一些東西。

Did you ever see Conan O'Brien and the guy?

你看過柯南-奧布萊恩和那個人嗎？

I'd be like, Yeah, I know.

我會說，是的，我知道。

I see that show.

我看到那個節目。

You like Conan Brian?

你喜歡柯南-布萊恩嗎？

He's okay.

他很好

Well, guess what.

你猜怎麼著？

He's my son, and you can have a key chain.

他是我兒子，你可以有一個鑰匙鏈。

I could just picture all these people reluctantly taking a key chain, but it makes them so happy.

我可以想象這些人都不情願地拿著鑰匙鏈，但這讓他們很開心。

And that makes me happy to hear, because I think I'm always thinking like, Oh, my God, People must be so annoyed by my mom.

這讓我很高興聽到， 因為我覺得我總是在想， 哦，我的上帝，人們必須是如此惱火的我的媽媽。

But if I was that cashier, I would think that was the cutest thing in the world.

但如果我是那個收銀員，我會覺得那是世界上最可愛的事情。

E Yeah.

是的

Is your dad brag about you?

你爸是不是在誇你？

Yes.

是的，我知道

So my dad, he he tries to do it a little more low key.

所以我爸爸，他他試圖做得更低調一些。

He drives for uber and he likes Thio do like the early pickup.

他為uber開車，他喜歡Thio做喜歡早接。

So, like, airport runs.

所以，就像，機場運行。

Or but a lot of times he does Sunday morning, like picking people up from the bars or wherever they've been.

或者，但很多時候，他做週日上午， 像接人從酒吧或任何地方他們已經去過。

And so he'll tell stories of, like, picking up a whole, like bachelorette girls from a bachelorette party and like they'll, you know, be out on an all nighter and like trying to settle in and my dad's like So, ladies, at 4.

所以他會講故事的，像，拿起整個， 像單身女孩從單身派對，像他們會，你知道，是一個通宵達旦 和像試圖解決和我爸的故事，所以，女士們，在4。

30 in the morning, did you guys watch just last night, like, no way.

30在上午，你們看只是昨晚，喜歡，沒辦法。

We're on a rave.

我們在狂歡。

We were clubbing.

我們當時在俱樂部。

Yeah, um, sometimes just like but some of them.

是啊，嗯，有時只是喜歡但其中一些。

But then I say, But have you ever watched and then, you know, and then they know who that you are, and they really like your work.

但我說，但你有沒有看過，然後， 你知道，然後他們知道你是誰， 他們真的很喜歡你的工作。

Well, that's nice.

嗯，這是很好的。