Name: #＃CONAN：海蒂加德納完整的採訪 - CONAN的TBS (#CONAN: Heidi Gardner Full Interview - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-10-27T20:25:55.000Z
Duration: 12 min 58 s

Hilarious comedian and a cast member on Saturday Night Live.

幽默的喜劇演員，週六夜現場的演員。

Please welcome the very funny Heidi Gardner.

請歡迎非常有趣的海蒂-加德納。

And I have to say I'm getting a lot of points from my daughter and my daughter's friends because they adore you.

而且我不得不說，我的女兒和我女兒的朋友們給我加了很多分，因為他們很崇拜你。

I'm ever up Thio because you know, obvious reasons.

我曾經上過Thio，因為你知道，明顯的原因。

我已經95歲了，但他們很喜歡你。

And they were really excited that I was talking to you today and I think a cat just creep up behind you that I thought all the cats had exited the room.

他們真的很興奮，我今天和你說話，我想一隻貓就在你身後爬來爬去，我以為所有的貓都離開了房間。

Yes, as in someone's a little tweak E because they've been on math for a while.

是的，就像有人因為上了一段時間的數學課，而對E進行了小幅度的調整。

Well, you're lovely of a lovely way with animals.

I did some research on you and you were a hairstylist before you got into comedy.

我對你做了一些調查，你在進入喜劇界之前是個髮型師。

Do you still, like work on people's hair?

And I'm asking for a reason I've grown mine out.

而我要問的是我把我的長出來的原因。

As you can see, it's It's really there we go.

如你所見，它是真的有我們去。

Well, you know what I would actually say.

好吧，你知道我實際上會說什麼。

The technical term is, and the last time I cut Hey, are was last year pre quarantine.

技術術語是，我最後一次切嘿，是去年檢疫前。

I gave my husband a haircut, and I gave him Brendan Fraser.

我給我丈夫剪了個頭發 我給他剪了布倫丹-弗雷澤的頭髮

我想這就是你所擁有的，對嗎？

This is like, this is that it is This is the Brendan Fraser Mummy cut?

這就像，這是，這是 這是布倫丹-弗雷澤木乃伊切？

Yes, because it was like it was kind of a bowl.

是的，因為它就像它是一種碗。

But, you know, dinner partiers is a little off center, but it kind of did that like little mushroom to the sides, which was cool in 97 or eight.

但是，你知道，晚餐聚會的人是一個有點偏離中心，但它那種做的像小蘑菇的兩側，這是97或8酷。

我在97年98年的時候就已經很酷了。

Mert, this is, I think, a testament to your talent.

默特，我想，這是對你天賦的肯定。

So many people do try and do teenage characters.

所以很多人確實在嘗試做少年角色。

And, uh, and then Bailey is just when I watch her, it almost gets under my skin.

然後，呃，然後貝利是 只是當我看著她， 它幾乎得到我的皮膚下。

As you guys know, I'm currently quarantining by choice, not because I like have Corona or whatever, but yeah, mostly because, like, my parents were being awkward, they're like doing that like, push up, challenge my dad like House of being now.

如你們所知，我目前隔離的選擇， 不是因為我喜歡有科羅娜或什麼的，但 是的，主要是因為，喜歡，我的父母是尷尬， 他們像這樣做，推起來，挑戰我的爸爸 像現在的房子。

Did you just watch a ton of teenagers for a while before you attempted that character, or did you just always know how to do?

你是剛看了一大堆的少年，才嘗試那個角色，還是一直知道怎麼做？

I think I always knew how to do it because I think it's, um it's always lived inside me like I was always the type who, like, you know, like kinda hide behind your hair and, like, um, you know, make you feel weird for even existing.

我想我一直都知道怎麼做，因為我覺得它的，嗯，它一直住在我的內心深處，就像我一直是誰，喜歡，你知道，像有點隱藏在你的頭髮後面，像，嗯，你知道，讓你覺得奇怪，甚至存在。

Like, you know, she would probably be like, Hi, come on in.

就像，你知道，她可能會喜歡， 嗨，進來吧。

Like Thanks for having me on your show or whatever.

就像謝謝你讓我上你的節目或什麼的。

E Don't Don't watch it like I mean, my dad like pleasure, genius, but like Sorry, I don't like Watch it on then you just feel so bad about yourself.

別看它像我的意思是，我爸喜歡快樂，天才，但像對不起，我不喜歡看它，然後你只是覺得這麼糟糕的自己。

Uh, I mean, I don't think I'm over analyzing it, but her discomfort, weirdly about herself, somehow makes anyone she's talking to.

呃，我的意思是，我不認為我分析過度， 但她的不適，奇怪的是自己， 不知何故，使任何人，她的談話。

Um, teenagers do like they make you feel like you shouldn't exist.

嗯，青少年確實喜歡他們讓你覺得自己不應該存在。

Yeah, And then the other thing you do that I absolutely love as Bailey is, you'll be talking and everything's fine.

是啊，然後你做的另一件事，我絕對喜歡貝利是， 你會說話，一切都很好。

And also frightening because it's so accurate.

也因為它的準確度高，所以令人害怕。

You'll just go from happy to in the depths of the most soul crushing despair.

你就會從快樂變成在最靈魂深處的絕望。

And it's like soul crushing despair that now after we've lived like adult lives, is so not a big deal.

而這就像靈魂破碎的絕望，在我們過了像成年人一樣的生活之後，現在是如此的不以為然。

I remember I remember when Brad Pitt didn't get nominated for legends of the fall like toe my mom, I was like, This is a problem like just it was my whole week.

我記得我記得當布拉德-皮特沒有得到提名的傳說的秋天像腳趾我的媽媽，我當時想，這是一個問題，像只是它是我的整個星期。

Like just that I, like wish like, not still right.

喜歡只是我，喜歡希望喜歡，不是還對。

I love this character because I'm a fanatic for boxing movies.

我喜歡這個角色，因為我是拳擊電影的狂熱者。

I just I've watched all of them even the most boxing movies and Angel is every boxers girlfriend.

我只是我看了所有的人，甚至最拳擊電影，天使是每個拳擊手的女朋友。

所以你有一些好消息要告訴我們。

Well, you know, Tommy's fighting tonight, so I've been better.

嗯，你知道，湯米的戰鬥今晚，所以我已經更好。

Yeah, well, I hope he stays alive to see how kids grow up.

是啊，我希望他能活下來，看看孩子們是怎麼長大的。

What, Were you going to the fight, at least?

什麼，你至少要去參加比賽嗎？

I told him if he fights again, I'm taking the kids to my sister's.

我告訴他，如果他再打架，我就帶著孩子去我姐姐家。

Because again, the specificity of your characters is you've got, like, such a laser focus.

因為再一次，你的角色的特殊性是你已經得到了，像，這樣的脈衝光焦點。

It was really just, uh it was when that Jake Gyllenhaal Rachel McAdams movie came out Southpaw and I like, I heard a preview on the TV for it.

這真的只是，呃，這是當傑克-吉倫哈爾瑞秋-麥克亞當斯的電影出來南帕，我喜歡，我聽到電視上的預覽。

And, you know, she said something like, You know, you think you're the fighter on the fighter And I was like, Wait, I think Amy Adams said that two years ago in the fighter on then and then you just start going through all of them and it's the same scenes every time.

她說，你知道，她說的東西，你知道，你認為你是戰士的戰士，我想，等待，我想艾米亞當斯說，兩年前在戰士上，然後你就開始通過所有的人，它是相同的場景，每次。

And I just got excited like maybe other people noticed this, too.

我只是很興奮，就像也許其他人也注意到了這一點。

So just get on that like, right in the right.

所以，只要上那個喜歡，在右邊。

I thought you because when I worked on certain live long time ago, back when it was just a puppet show, Um, but it was still we would have this thing and we would have to go in and pitch ideas.

我想你，因為當我的工作 在某些現場很久以前， 當它只是一個木偶劇， 嗯，但它仍然是我們將有這個東西 我們將不得不去和投擲的想法。

Toe Lorne and the performers on this show would have to pitch characters.

趾洛恩和這個節目的表演者要投角色。

And it was hilarious because I was there when people pitched iconic characters that went on to become these huge staples of star Net Live.

而且很搞笑，因為我當時就在現場，大家投的偶像角色，後來都成了星網直播的這些大主力。