in the middle of Fife Scotland.

在蘇格蘭法夫中部。

There's no rational or logical explanation

沒有任何合理和邏輯的解釋

(laughs)

（笑）

or any reasonable idea for me to ever

或任何合理的想法，我曾經

have believed that I'd ever get to perform on Conan.

我還以為自己會在《柯南》上表演呢。

And so every time I go, I'm like

所以每次我去的時候，我都會像...

"They've made the same mistake again, this is excellent.

"他們又犯了同樣的錯誤，這真是太好了。

"Let's keep it turning up"

"讓我們繼續努力"

(upbeat music playing)

（歡快的音樂播放）

[JP Buck] A lot of work goes into

[JP Buck]很多工作要做的

a short, late night stand-up set.

短暫的，深夜的站立表演。

Join me, JP Buck as I spotlight

加入我，JP Buck，我將聚焦

the comedians who came up with

的喜劇演員，他們想出了

some of my favorite comedy sets.

一些我最喜歡的喜劇集。

This is The SetUp.

這就是 "設置"。

[Narrator] Please welcome the very funny, Daniel Sloss.

請歡迎非常有趣的丹尼爾・斯洛斯。

(upbeat music playing)

（歡快的音樂播放）

First time I heard about you was at the Fringe

我第一次聽說你是在藝穗會的時候

and I didn't get to see you that year,

那一年我沒能見到你。

but I was contacted by your agent and you were going to

但你的經紀人聯繫了我，你要去...

potentially be traveling to the U S.

可能會前往美國。

And so I, without ever having met you,

所以我，沒有見過你。

helped set up a bunch of gigs for you.

幫助建立了一堆的演出你。

I don't know how much you know about this.

我不知道你對這個瞭解多少。

And then you actually had to cancel

然後你真的不得不取消

and you couldn't come over.

而你卻不能過來。

I don't know much of that.

我不太懂這些。

Yeah, I think I booked at like the Ice House

是的，我想我在冰屋訂了房間。

and a bunch of other spots.

和其他一堆景點。

Why did I cancel?

我為什麼要取消？

Some scheduling issue.

一些調度問題。

Believe me I was never offended by it.

相信我，我從來沒有被它冒犯過。

But the funny thing is in order to see you,

但有趣的是，為了見你。

I couldn't just drive to Pasadena. I had to get on a plane,

我不能只是開車去帕薩迪納。我得坐飛機去

fly to Edinburgh, see you at the Fringe.

飛到愛丁堡，看到你在藝穗。

And not only get to Edinburgh.

不僅能到愛丁堡。

Like, Edinburgh is, you know,

就像，愛丁堡是，你知道的。

it's a long trip, but staying at the center of town,

這是一個漫長的旅程，但住在市中心。

most of the comedy shows are at this other venue,

大部分的喜劇表演都是在這另一個場地。

different venues that are pretty close to each other.

不同的場地，彼此相當接近。

Like there's the Pleasance and there's the Underbelly.

就像有喜洋洋和有底蘊。

And there's the Leith. The Harp, yeah

還有利斯河。豎琴，是的

they are all in the same area

一衣帶水

The Harp, yeah, yeah

豎琴，對，對

Yeah, yeah

是啊，是啊

You choose to be another 25 minutes away of a walk

你選擇再走25分鐘就到了

away from those venues.

遠離這些場所。

Yeah.

是啊。

I land, and then I've got to walk 25 minutes

我著陸後要走25分鐘的路

out of town to come see you.

出城來見你。

You gotta want me baby, you gotta want me

你必須要我，寶貝，你必須要我。

(laughing)

（笑）

Getting there was totally worth the trip.

到那裡完全值得一去。

It was one of the best shows I had seen that year.

這是我當年看過的最好的節目之一。

And I, that night we were like,

而我，那晚我們就像。

let's just figure out a set and do it.

讓我們只是想出一套，做。

(music playing)

（音樂播放）

Explain how you put your set together

解釋一下你是如何把你的佈景放在一起的

and what you sent me.

和你送我的東西。

That I just walk around the hotel room

我只是在酒店房間裡走來走去

and recorded it to you there.

並在那裡記錄給你。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh God.

哦，上帝啊

Like a sociopath.

像一個反社會的人。

(music playing)

（音樂播放）

Older material.

舊材料。

I really struggle to watch myself any old shows of mine

我真的很難看自己的任何舊節目我

because I dunno. I just think I'm crap.

因為我不知道。我只是覺得我是垃圾。

Not then, just by comparison.

那就不是了，只是通過比較。

So I watched this earlier and I managed to get most of my

所以，我之前看了這個，我設法把我的大部分的

cringing out.

畏縮出來。

(music playing)

（音樂播放）

For colleagues who haven't done TV before

給沒做過電視的同事

I say dress slightly better.

我說穿得稍微好一點。

You don't have to wear a suit,

你不必穿西裝。

but slightly better than what you would wear on stage.

但比你在舞臺上穿的略好。

This is slightly better

這個稍微好一點

than what I wear on stage (laughing)

比我在舞臺上穿的還多

Hello.

你好啊

[Audience] Hello

[觀眾]你好

Are we all doing oh well?

我們都做的哦好嗎？

[Audience] Yes

[聽眾]是的

Most of us fairly disappointed that a child

我們大多數人相當失望，一個孩子

just walked on stage.

剛走在舞臺上。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

(clapping)

（鼓掌）

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

I didn't even like Home Alone, damn.

我甚至不喜歡 "家庭孤獨"，該死的。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

This was the cut-off point for that joke working, right.

這就是那個笑話起作用的截止點吧。

I'd been doing that joke since I was 17 years old.

我從17歲開始就一直在講這個笑話。

And in this I'm 23.

而在這裡面我23歲。

I was really stretching the child

我真的是把孩子拉扯大了

last drops of the milker that we're just going, okay.

最後一滴擠奶器，我們只是去，好嗎。

And I guess I still, you look, look young there.

我想我還是，你看起來，看起來很年輕。

(upbeat music playing)

（歡快的音樂播放）

My mom's had four kids.

我媽媽有四個孩子。

You can tell that she loves us all the same,

你可以看出她對我們的愛是一樣的。

but after the first two, she kind of stopped caring.

但在前兩次之後，她就不再關心了。

She'll always go on about, how she was blessed with me.

她會一直說，她有我是多麼的幸運。

Then she was gifted with my sister.

然後，她就被我的妹妹贈與了。

Then she had my brother

然後她生下了我弟弟

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

and she'll always remember the day

她會永遠記得那一天

that she was diagnosed with the other one.

她被診斷出患有另一個。

We need to stop right there.

我們需要停止在那裡。

(laughing)

（笑）

I'm so excited. I put that joke in there specifically,

我太興奮了。我特意把這個笑話放在那裡。

the joke that's about to happen.

即將發生的笑話。

I put it in there specifically because I knew that you were

我把它放在那裡，特別是因為我知道你是。

gonna take it out.

要把它拿出來。

It's a joke that I put in every single set

這是一個笑話，我把在每一個單一的設置。

throughout the years because I know

多年來，因為我知道

especially the UK

特別是英國

people wanna edit your set

人們想編輯你的作品

just so they feel that you've edited your set.

只是讓他們覺得你已經編輯了你的設置。

So you put in something that you know,

所以你把你知道的東西。

is not going to get in.

是不會進去的。

They take it out, they feel like they've done their job.

他們把它拿出來，他們覺得自己的工作已經完成了。

And then they leave the rest of the set alone.

然後，他們就把剩下的那套東西單獨留下來。

That is purely the reason I put that joke in the set.

這純粹是我把這個笑話放在集子裡的原因。

And you were the first person when I sent through this set

而你是第一個人 當我把這套東西送過去的時候... ...

you were like

你就像

"Yeah, I'll fight for it."

"是啊，我會爭取的。"

And I was like

我當時就想

"There's no way

"沒有辦法

(laughing)

（笑）

"There's now way this is gonna be on the show."

"現在有辦法這是要上節目了。"

When you said I could, genuinely, watching it,

當你說我可以，真心實意的，看著它。

watching this clip

看這個片段

the joy on my face, the sheer joy.

我臉上的喜悅，純粹的喜悅。

And it's a genuine laugh.

而且是真心的笑。

And it's such a genuine reaction

而這是一個真正的反應

of a mischievous child going

淘氣鬼

(giggles)

（傻笑）

I can't believe they let me do it.

我不相信他們讓我這麼做。

We were all intentional though, which is good.

不過我們都是故意的，這很好。

My mom has a very healthy outlook to contraception,

我媽媽的避孕觀非常健康。

which is great because her sister is anti-abortion,

這是偉大的，因為她的妹妹是反墮胎。

which is a cruel nickname, but she's had five.

這是一個殘酷的綽號，但她有五個。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

I'm as surprised as you are that they let me do that joke.

我和你一樣驚訝他們讓我開這個玩笑。

I (laughing)

我（笑）

(audience laughing and clapping)

（觀眾笑著鼓掌）

He Keeps going, hold on, just a laugh

他還在繼續，等一下，笑一笑而已

(laughs)

（笑）

I know, I'm shocked.

我知道，我很震驚。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

But that's the moment where I properly relaxed.

但那一刻，我適當放鬆了。

That was just, I can't, I still can't believe,

這只是，我不能，我仍然不能相信。

I got to tell that joke on national television in America.

我得在美國的全國電視上講這個笑話。

(audience cheering and clapping)

（觀眾歡呼鼓掌）

That was great.

這是偉大的。

Thank you man

謝謝你，夥計

That was fantastic.

這真是太棒了。

I enjoyed it.

我喜歡它。

Daniel Sloss, ladies and gentlemen, really nice job.

丹尼爾-斯洛斯，女士們先生們，幹得真不錯。

(audience cheering and clapping)

（觀眾歡呼鼓掌）

The comment from everyone was the exact same,

大家的評價是完全一樣的。

which is when you watch Gordon coming up to me,

當你看著戈登向我走來的時候。

it seems like he's genuinely surprised that I was good.

他好像真的很驚訝我的表現。

Like, he's like,

就像，他就像。

"That was great. Oh my God, it's good. The child was funny."

"真是太好了。哦，我的上帝，這很好。這孩子真有趣。"

And that it's just me star struck

而這只是我的明星罷工。

and bumbling through words like.

和笨拙的文字，如。

"I had a lot of fun. Thanks for having me."

"我玩得很開心。謝謝你邀請我。"

(upbeat music playing)

（歡快的音樂播放）

One of the kind of ongoing discussions

正在進行的討論之一

in the comment section

在評論區

was your level of attractiveness.

是你的吸引力水準。

Is it? Really?

是嗎？真的嗎？

No.

不知道

Is it?

是嗎？

Yeah, hell yeah, yeah.

是啊，地獄是啊，是啊。

I mean, there's one that's right here

我的意思是，有一個，就在這裡。

It says

它說

"He is probably one of the hottest comedians

"他可能是最熱門的喜劇演員之一

"I've ever seen."

"我見過的。"

Exclamation point.

感嘆號。

I don't read YouTube comments

我不看YouTube的評論

because I used to read YouTube

因為我曾經讀過YouTube

comments all the time and, and, and they,

評論所有的時間和，和，他們。

they hurt my feelings. So I was like,

他們傷害了我的感情。所以我當時想，

I'll just not do that again.

我只是不會再這樣做了。

But now that there's a full on discussion

但現在，有一個全面的討論。

about how attractive I am maybe I'll get back into it.

關於我有多大的吸引力，也許我會回到它。

You were like, would you like to do it again?

你當時想，你想再做一次嗎？

And that's just something people say,

而這只是人們的說法。

or I thought that was just something

或者我認為這只是一些

I thought that was your legal obligation

我想這是你的法律義務

to say that after the show

我想說的是，在節目結束後

you're like

你就像

"Hey well, have you got any time?

"哎好吧，你有時間嗎？

(laughing)

（笑）

"Next time you're in town."

"下一次你在城裡。"

And then, yeah, it's just, I mean, for me,

然後，是的，這只是，我的意思是，對我來說。

and I'd like to use this as an opportunity to say this

我想借此機會說一句話

I've been doing this work,

我一直在做這個工作。

my first set was 2013, was it?

我的第一套是2013年的，是嗎？

December 2013?

2013年12月？

Conaco and Conan have been so immensely supportive

柯納科和柯南對我們的支持是如此之大

over my career.

在我的職業生涯中。

Like the fact that,

像這樣的事實：

you know,

你知道的

you did take a small young comedian from the other side of

你確實把一個年輕的小喜劇演員從另一邊的。

the world and you took a risk on them.

世界，而你卻在他們身上冒險。

You let them go on stage. Not only did you, let me go on TV,

你讓他們上了臺。不僅如此，你還讓我上了電視。

you let me do the material that I wanted to do.

你讓我做我想做的材料。

You really tried your hardest to not edit it.

你真的很努力地不編輯它。

And then everyone backstage,

然後大家在後臺。

from the,

從：

from the crew to the camera crew,

從劇組到攝影組。

to the runners,

給選手們。

and it's just a joy to do.

而這只是一個快樂的事情。

And then every time I go back, it's just, eh,

然後每次我回去，它只是，嗯。

it's something I never expected the chance to get to do

這是我從來沒有想到的事情，有機會得到做

multiple times. And every time I go back, it's just such a,

多次。而每次回去，都是這樣的。

I don't know, a home away from home and a pleasure.

我不知道，家外有家，樂在其中。

So just thank you so much for ever

所以，只是感謝你這麼多永遠

allowing me to be part of this insane thing.

讓我成為這個瘋狂的事情的一部分。

It's been, it's a pleasure for all of us

我們大家都很高興。

and we love having you,

我們喜歡有你。

and you're part of the family.

而你是家庭的一部分。

Thanks again for doing this and

再次感謝你的努力和

can't wait to see you soon.

等不及要見你了。

Love to you all.

愛你們。

Thank you all very, very much.

非常感謝大家，非常感謝。