DID YOU CATCH IT REG, DID YOU WATCH IT LAST NIGHT.

你看到了嗎，雷格，你昨晚看了嗎？

>> I WAS LIKE A FLY ON THE WALL.

>> 我就像牆上的一隻蒼蠅。

>> James: HAY, WHOOO WHOOO.

>> 詹姆斯。HAY，WHOOO WHOOO。

WELL LOOK, IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT, THERE WAS

聽著，如果你沒看昨晚的辯論，就會發現...

A BREAKTHROUGH VIRAL MOMENT THAT EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT.

大家都在談論的一個突破性病毒事件。

AT ONE POINT A FLY LANDED ON MIKE PENCE'S HEAD AND STAYED

有一次，一隻蒼蠅落在了邁克-彭斯的頭上，並停留了下來。

THERE FOR TWO WHOLE MINUTES.

在那裡呆了整整兩分鐘。

>> AND THE ONLY ONE ON THIS STAGE WITH-- I AM ONE ON THIS

>> 和唯一的一個在這個舞臺上與 - 我是一個在這個

STAGE WHO PROSECUTED THE-- FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR

舞臺上誰起訴了... ...因為採取了我們的優勢。

VETERANS.

退伍軍人：

>> James: IT IS SO EMBARRASSING.

>> 詹姆斯。它是如此令人尷尬。

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE LET THAT FLY KNOW THAT HE HAS A MIKE PENCE ON

有人應該讓那隻蒼蠅知道他身上有一隻米克-彭斯。

HIM.

他：

TWO WHOLE MINUTES.

兩全分鐘。

THAT FLY WAS ON PENCE'S HEAD FOR LONGER THAN TRUMP WAS IN THE

那隻蒼蠅在彭斯頭上的時間比特朗普的時間還長。

HOSPITAL.

醫院：

(LAUGHTER) BUT THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN WAS QUICK

(笑)但比登的競選活動很迅速。

TO CAPITALIZE ON THE MOMENT.

充分利用當下。

IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE DEBATE THEY STARTED SELLING THIS WHICH

辯論結束後，他們立即開始銷售這個什麼。

THEY CALLED TRUTH OVER FLIES, FLY SWATTER.

他們稱真理在蒼蠅，蒼蠅拍。

JOE BIDEN WAS LIKE FINALLY A PIECE OF NEW TECHNOLOGY I

JOE BIDEN就像終於有了新的技術一樣

UNDERSTAND.

理解：

IT IS A GREAT IDEA BUT LOOK AT THE HEADLINE.

這是一個很好的想法，但看看標題。

DON'T LET THIS DEBATE BUZZ OFF.

不要讓這場辯論喧賓奪主。

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

我甚至不知道這是什麼意思。

>> Reggie: I DON'T EITHER.

>> 雷吉：我都不知道。

I REALLY HAVE THROW IDEA.

我真的有一個扔的想法。

>> I ASSUMED IT WAS A BRITISH THING LIKE OH, BUZZ OFF LIKE

>> 我以為這是一個英國的東西，如哦，嗡嗡關閉喜歡。

THAT.

那。

>> WHAT?

>> 什麼？

>> James: THAT IS THE SORT OF STUFF I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH

>> 詹姆斯。這就是我不得不忍受的那種東西。

EVERY DAY.

每天都有。

EVERY DAY.

每天都有。

EVERY DAY, FIVE AND A HALF, NEARLY SIX YEARS OF DOING THE

每一天，5年半，近6年的時間裡。

SHOW, EVERY DAY, SOMEONE WILL BE LIKE OH, HELLO, GUVNOR.

秀，每天都會有人想哦，你好，古夫諾。

HEY, AND I'M LIKE-- .

嘿，我很喜歡 -- 。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: REG IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN DO A GOOD BRITISH

>> 詹姆斯。REG是唯一一個能做好英國人的人。

ACCENT AROUND HERE, IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN LOUIS AND LOUIS IS

這裡的口音，它甚至比路易斯更好，路易斯是

BRITISH.

英國人：

>> YES, IT IS.

>> 是的，它是。

>> James: ALSO DURING THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT A LOT OF

>> 詹姆斯。在昨晚的辯論中，還有很多人... ...

PEOPLE NOTICED THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON WITH MIKE

人們注意到，有一些事情發生在邁克身上。

PENCE'S ART.

彭斯的藝術。

HERE IT IS HERE.

在這裡，它是。

LOOK AT THIS.

看看這個。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO 18 YEARS WITHOUT BLINKING SOME

這就是當你18年不眨眼就會發生的事

PEOPLE HAVE SPECULATED THAT THIS WAS A SYMPTOM OF COVID BUT I

人們已經推測，這是一個典型的COVID，但我。

DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT SURE AT ALL.

不知道，我不確定。

MAYBE THERE IS A STYE IN THE EYE OF THE GUY WITH THE FLY.

也許在那個帶著蒼蠅的傢伙的眼睛裡有一種風格。

AND ALL THE GIRLIES SAID HE'S GOT A STIEE FOR A FLY GUY.

所有的女孩都說他有一個飛人的STIEE。

SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

不應該這樣做的。

>> WOW.

>> WOW。

>> James: SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT WHERE IT WAS.

>> 詹姆斯。應該把它留在原來的地方。

>> I LOVED IT.

>> 愛上了它。

>> James: DAMMIT.

>> 詹姆斯：該死的。

>> Reggie: I LOVED IT.

>> 雷吉：我愛死它了。

>> James: I WISH I JUST STICKED TO THE SCRIPT.

>> 詹姆斯。我希望我只是堅持的腳本。

ANOTHER NOTABLE MOMENT WHEN PENCE KEPT ATTEMPTING TO

另一個值得注意的時刻，彭斯試圖試圖...

INTERRUPT KAMALA HARRIS AND SHE WAS NOT HAVING ANY OF IT TALK A

打斷KAMALA HARRIS和她沒有任何的談話。

LOOK AT HOW SHE SHUT HIM DOWN.

看看她是如何讓他失望的。

>> I'M GLAD WE WENT THROUGH A HISTORY LESSON.

>> 我很高興我們上了一堂歷史課。

LET'S DO THAT A LITTLE MORE.

讓我們再做一點。

IN 18.

IN 18.

>> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.

>> 我希望你能回答這個問題。

>> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, I'M SPEAKING, K.

>> 副主席，我發言，K.副主席，我發言，K。

>> Reggie: YEAH, OKAY.

>> 雷吉：YEAH，OKAY。

OKAY.

好的。

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

>> James: OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。好的。

>> I'M SPEAKING.

>> 我在說話。

>> James: NOTHING LIKEA SMILE THAT CAN CUT YOU DOWN FROM TWO

>> 詹姆斯：沒有什麼比微笑更能讓你從兩個人中脫穎而出。

SHEETS OF FLEXI GLASS FROM 12 FEET AWAY.

12英尺外的FLEXI玻璃片。

I'M GOING TO START DOING THAT ALL THE TIME NOW.

我要開始這樣做，現在所有的時間。

LIKE WHEN SOMEONE GOES SIR, YOU CAN'T TRY EVERY SAMPLE, YOU HAVE

就像有人去的時候，先生，你不能嘗試每一個樣品，你必須

TO MAKE THIS-- MR. VICE PRESIDENT, I'M SPEAKING.

讓這個 -- 先生。副主席，我現在發言。

I'M SPEAKING, OKAY.

我在說話，好吧。

AND THEY'LL BE LIKE YEAH, BUT THIS IS A BASKIN ROBBINS,

他們會喜歡是的，但這是一個Baskin Robbbins。

MMMKAY.

MMMKAY。

OVERALL THE EVENING WAS MUCH MORE POLITE THAN THE

總的來說，晚上的活動比上個月的活動要禮貌得多。

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

主席辯論：

EVERYONE INVOLVED SEEMED TO BE PRETTY GRACIOUS ABOUT THINGS.

每個參與的人似乎都對這些事情非常友善。

HAVE A LOOK.

請看一下。

>> THANK YOU SENATOR HAR US, THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT

>> 謝謝哈美國參議員，謝謝副主席。

PENCEMENT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING US.

筆者非常感謝你能成為我們。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> I WANT TO THANK YOU AND JOE BIDEN.

>> 我要感謝你和喬-比登。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

>> 謝謝你，蘇珊。

>> THANK YOU, VICE PRESIDENT PENCE.

>> 謝謝你，彭斯副主席。

>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

>> 謝謝你，蘇珊。

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, VICE PRESIDENTS.

>> 非常感謝各位副主席。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

>> 謝謝你，蘇珊。

>> THANK YOU, SENATOR HARRIS.

>> 謝謝你，哈里斯議員。

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你，謝謝你。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> WELL, THANK YOU.

>> 好了，謝謝你。

>> THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

>> 謝謝副主席。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

>> 謝謝副主席。

THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

謝謝副主席。

>> THANK YOU VICE PIT.

>> 謝謝你的副坑。

THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT, THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

副主席先生，謝謝你。

>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

>> 謝謝你，蘇珊。

I APPRECIATE THAT VERY MUCH.

我非常感謝你。

>> James: DID Y'ALL CATCH THE MODERATOR'S NAME?

>> 詹姆斯。你們都聽到主持人的名字了嗎？

(LAUGHTER) ANYONE CATCH IT?

有人聽到了嗎？

SUSAN, YOU MUST HAVE LOVED THAT.

蘇珊，你一定很喜歡這個。

ALL THE AIR TIME FOR YOUR NAME OUT THERE.

所有的空氣時間為你的名字在那裡。

>> YEAH, THANK YOU, JAMES.

>> 是的，謝謝你，詹姆斯。

>> James: BACK TO YOU, SUSAN.

>> 詹姆斯：回到你身邊，蘇珊。

THANK YOU, SUSAN.

謝謝你，蘇珊。

GUILLERMO, DO YOU WANT TO THANK SUSAN.

Guillermo，你想感謝蘇珊。

>> THANK-- .

>> 謝謝 --

>> James: IN OTHER DEBATE NEWS IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT FOR

>> 詹姆斯。今天宣佈的其他辯論新聞是：

SAFETY REASONS NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULED PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

安全理由 下週的總統辯論日程安排

WOULD BE VIRTUAL.

會是虛擬的。

BUT PRESIDENT TRUMP DIDN'T LIKE THAT IDEA SO HE IS SKIPPING THE

但特朗普總統不喜歡這個想法，所以他跳過了。

DEBATE ALL TOGETHER AND SAYS HE IS HOLDING A RALLY INSTEAD.

辯論都在一起，並說他是在舉行一次集會。

YEAH, A RALLY.

是的，一個集會。

THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.

這將是一個好主意。

IT'S TRUMP'S FAULT WE ALL HAVE TO DO 15 ZOOM MEETINGS A DAY.

這是特朗普的錯，我們每天都要開15次ZOOM會議。

HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO GO TO AT LEAST ONE, SHOULDN'T HE?

他至少應該被強迫去一個地方，不是嗎？

SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, THIS MORNING TRUMP RELEASED ANOTHER

說到總統，今天早上特朗普又發佈了一個...

VIDEO OF HIMSELF SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA.

自己直接對著鏡頭說話的視頻。

THIS TIME HE RAMBLES ABOUT THE MILITARY AND AT ONE POINT EVEN

這一次，他大談特談軍方，有一次甚至是

TOUCHES ON THE TOPIC OF ARMY UNIFORMS.

關於陸軍軍服的話題。

HAVE A LOOK.

請看一下。

>> I TOOK OVER THE DEPLETED MILITARY, OLD EQUIPMENT, BROKEN

>> 我接管了廢棄的軍隊，老舊的設備，破損的。

EQUIPMENT.

裝備：

EVEN IN THE ARMY, ALL BRAND NEW UNIFORMS, WITH THE BELT.

即使在軍隊，所有全新的制服，與皮帶。

EVERYTHING WANTED THE BELT.

所有的東西都想要腰帶。

>> James: EVERYBODY WANTED TO AVOID A COSTLY PANDEMIC BUT

>> James:每個人都想避免一個昂貴的PANDEMIC，但。

YEAH, SURE, WE'LL SETTLE FOR A BELT, YEAH.

是的，當然，我們將解決一個皮帶，是的。

HE SAYS EVERYBODY WANTED THE BELT.

他說每個人都想得到腰帶。

I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT ONCE AGAIN THE PRESIDENT.

我忍不住想，主席再一次。

UNITED STATES IS GETTING THE MILITARY CONFUSED WITH PLO

美國正在讓軍隊與巴解組織混為一談。

WRESTLING.

摔跤。

BUT STH IS A PERFECT END TO THIS YEAR REALLY, TWO OLD MEN RUNNING

但是，STH是一個完美的結束，今年真的，兩個老人運行

FOR PRESIDENT, BRAGGING ABOUT BELTS AND FLY SWATTERS.

主席，吹噓皮帶和蒼蠅拍。

THEN THIS AFTERNOON THE PRESIDENT TWEETED OUT YET

然後今天晚上，總統在微博上又發了一條微博

ANOTHER VIDEO AND THIS TIME IT WAS ADDRESSED TO MY FAVORITE

另一個視頻，這次是針對我最喜歡的人的

PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, SO THIS VIDEO IS EITHER FOR WHILE

世界上的人，所以這個視頻是無論是對於什麼時候。

SUPREMACISTS OR HOSTESSES AT THE CHEESE CAKE FACTORY.

奶酪蛋糕工廠的超級女主人或女招待。

WHAT IS HE DOING ON THE LAUNCH, I FEEL LIKE IS HE JUST KILLING

他在發射時做了什麼，我覺得他是不是在殺人？

TIME WHILE THEY DISINFECT THE WHITE HOUSE.

在他們為白宮消毒的時候。

EVERY TIME, YOU CAN'T COME IN, WHEN THEY SPRAY IT DOWN.

每次，你都不能進來，當他們把它噴下來。

NO WORRIES, I WILL BE ON THE LAWN.

別擔心，我會在草坪上。

IN THE VIDEO TRUMP MADE A DIRECT PITCH TO SENIOR VOTERS.

在視頻中，特朗普直接向老年選民做了一個推銷。

AND HE HAD THIS TO SAY.

他有這樣的說法。

>> WE'RE TAKING CARE OF OUR SENIORS.

>> 我們正在照顧我們的老人。

YOU'RE NOT VULNERABLE BUT THEY LIKE TO SAY-- BUT ARE YOU THE

你不是脆弱的，但他們喜歡說... ...但你是那個。

LEAST VULNERABLE BUT FOR THIS ONE THING, YOU ARE VULNERABLE.

最脆弱的，但對於這一件事，你是脆弱的。

SO AM I.

我也是

I AM A SENIOR, I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

我是一個老年人，我知道你不知道。

NOBODY KNOWS THAT.

沒有人知道。

MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TOO TELL THEM.

也許你不必告訴他們。

BUT I'M A SENIOR.

但我是一個資深人士。

>> James: EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU ARE A SENIOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

>> 詹姆斯。每個人都知道你是一個資深的，我不知道是什麼

HIS MESSAGE IS.

他的資訊是：

LOOK, I MAN BE OLD LIKE YOU, BUT I'M NOT GROSS LIKE YOU.

聽著，我男人和你一樣老，但我不像你一樣老。

ANYWAY WE AREA BOTH OLD, YOU'RE GROSS, I'M NOT, JUST VOTE FOR ME

反正我們都老了，你老了，我不老了，投我一票吧

EITHER WAY, OKAY.

兩種方式，好吧。

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE SENIORS ARE THE LEAST VULNERABLE BUT

你認為老年人是最脆弱的，但。

THIS ONE THING THE MOST VULNERABLE.

這一個東西最脆弱的。

THAT IS THE CLEAR COMMUNICATION WE HAVE ALL BEEN CRAVING DURING

這就是我們一直渴望的明確的溝通。

THIS PANDEMIC.

這個PANDEMIC。

WHY WHEN DID HE SUDDENLY TURN TOO HUGH GRANT, OH, YU, YOUR,

為什麼什麼時候他突然變身為哈格-格蘭特，哦，你，你的。

YOUR, Y YOU ARE YOUR VULNERABLE, ARE YOU THE LEAST VULNERABLE,

你的，你是你的弱勢，你是最不弱勢的。

BUT NOT NOW, ESPECIALLY NOW, I'M TER TERRIBLY SORRY, I THINK WHAT

但不是現在，尤其是現在，我非常抱歉，我想... ...

I AM TRIKING TO TO SAY-- I LOVE YOU I'M GOING TO BREAK IT TO

我想說... 我愛你，我要把它打破了

YOU.

你。

YOU WOULD ALMOST CERTAINLY ON TRK V TONIGHT END THE MONO THERE

你今晚一定會在TRK V上結束單聲道。

BUT WE'LL TRY THIS STORY AS WELL.

但我們會嘗試這個故事，以及。

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH, I CAN'T IMAGINE THIS IS ON.

我無法強調足夠的，我無法想象這是在。

>> CAN I PLUG MY PODCAST DURING THIS NEXT PART OR NO WAY.

>> 我可以插入我的PODCAST期間這下一部分或沒有辦法。

>> James: YOU MIGHT AS WELL BECAUSE IT IS CERTAINLY NOT

>> 詹姆斯。你可能也因為它肯定不是。

GOING TO BE ON TV.

要上電視了。

AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

最後我們想給你看這個。

HALLOWEEN ISN'T EVEN HERE YET AND YET THEY ARE ALREADY ROLLING

萬聖節還沒到，但他們已經開始行動了。

OUT NEW PRODUCTS FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

推出假日季節的新產品。

AND THIS ONE IS A LITTLE ODD.

而這一個是有點怪異。

HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.

看看這個。

IT'S HALF OF A CHRISTMAS TREE, FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ROOM

這是聖誕樹的一半，給沒有空間的人

FOR A FULL SIZED TREE.

對於一個完整大小的樹。

BECAUSE CHRISTMAS TREES DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO GET FULLY

因為聖誕樹沒有能量得到充分的發展。

DRESSED IN 2020.

穿著2020年的衣服。

AND YOU THINK THAT IS DISAPPOINTING, YOU SHOULD SEE

如果你認為這是令人失望的，你應該看看

WHAT LITTLE TIMMY IS GOING TO FIND UNDER HISTORY THIS

小TIMMY將發現什麼歷史下面這個

CHRISTMAS MORNING.

CHRISTMAS MORNING.

(LAUGHTER) OH, THAT WAS 300% BETTER THAN IT

哦，那是300%比它更好的。

WAS 20 MINUTES AGO.

是20分鐘前。

HEY LISTEN, YOU, OUT THERE, ME AND YOU, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

嘿，聽著，你，在那裡，我和你，我們會回來的。

AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK.

在這短暫的休息之後，