-Oh, it's so good to see you. I like -- Oh, my gosh.

-哦，很高興見到你，我喜歡... ...我喜歡 -- 哦，我的天哪。

I love your hair. I miss seeing you.

我喜歡你的頭髮。我很想見到你。

-Thanks, bud. I know. I love you.

-謝謝，老兄我知道，我愛你。我知道，我愛你。

-Even though I just saw you on "Saturday Night Live."

-儘管我剛剛在 "週六夜現場 "上看到你。

I love you, bud.

我愛你，哥們。

Congrats on "Saturday Night Live" last weekend.

恭喜你上週末的 "週六夜現場"。

I want to walk through some of the steps

我想通過一些步驟

because I can't even really imagine

因為我根本無法想象

all of the steps that went on.

的所有步驟。

First of all, it's the first show back in a pandemic.

首先，這是在大流行中迴歸的第一個節目。

-Yeah. -What was it like?

-是啊 那是什麼感覺？

I didn't want to go up and bother anybody.

我不想上去打擾任何人。

-It -- It was nuts.

-它... 它是個瘋子

I mean, you and I were there

我的意思是，你和我都在那裡

for the first show after September 11th.

為9月11日之後的首場演出。

-Yeah.

-是的

-And when anthrax was in the building, I believe.

-我想，當炭疽菌在大樓裡的時候。

-Oh, yeah. -That was another doozy.

-哦，是的-這又是一個大麻煩

-Do you remember that?

-你還記得嗎？

-That was crazy.

-太瘋狂了

And I feel like there was a reminiscent feeling of

而且我覺得有一種讓人回味無窮的感覺。

there was -- you were in the center of everything going on.

有 - 你是在中心 一切都在發生。

And honestly, "SNL's" been doing -- they're doing

老實說，"SNL的 "一直在做 - 他們正在做的。

an unbelievable job of making you feel safe.

一個令人難以置信的工作 讓你感到安全。

Everyone's tested every single time we walk in, but it's "SNL."

每個人每次走進來都會被測試，但這是 "SNL"。

Everything happens at the last minute,

一切都在最後一刻發生。

you know, in order to get the best show possible on the air.

你知道，為了得到最好的節目 儘可能在空氣中。

So imagine that with, like, PPE and masks

所以，想象一下，像，PPE和口罩。

and people spread apart.

和人們分散開來。

It's wild.

這是野生的。

It was so strange

太奇怪了

and yet so comforting because the minute

但又是那麼的讓人欣慰，因為那一刻

you're in that building and you hear the music, you're like,

你在那棟樓裡，你聽到音樂，你就會想，

"Oh, life's back to normal again."

"哦，生活又恢復正常了。"

-Yeah.

-是的

-With just some little alterations.

-只是做了一些小改動

-How was the script and cue cards?

-劇本和提示卡怎麼樣？

How do you deal with rehearsing?

你是如何處理排練的？

-Dude, that's also crazy. I mean, think about it.

-夥計，這也太瘋狂了。我的意思是，考慮一下吧。

Think about our beloved cue card crew

想到我們親愛的提示卡組

having to write everything down and then changes

不得不寫下來，然後再改

but in a time of molasses.

但在一個糖蜜的時代。

So they're like -- you know, with masks everything is slower.

所以他們就像... 你知道，有了面具，一切都慢了下來。

-Yeah. -The protocol's slower.

-是的，協議的速度比較慢

I think scripts are on iPads right now, by the way,

順便說一下，我覺得現在的腳本都在iPad上。

which is also like a future language

這也像是一種未來的語言

that you and I never experienced.

你我從未經歷過的。

We're used to, like, you talk to somebody.

我們習慣了，就像，你跟別人說話。

They write it down. They get it to scripty.

他們把它寫下來。他們把它寫得很潦草。

They get the changes in. They go to cue cards.

他們得到的變化中。他們去提示卡。

I didn't see my lines that I said on the show until air.

直到播出前，我才看到自己在節目中說的臺詞。

So it was really scary. -No way.

所以真的很嚇人。-不可能

-It was so scary.

-太可怕了

I was not even thinking about what Kamala speaks like.

我根本沒有想到卡馬拉說話的樣子。

I was just worried, like, "Do I have pants on?

我只是擔心，"我穿褲子了嗎？

Are we -- Is -- Like, is there a booger hanging out?

我們是... 是... 是... 是有個鼻屎掛在外面嗎？

Like, is everything okay?"

就像，一切都好嗎？"

And then, later on, I was like, "Well, there's the impression."

然後，後來，我很喜歡， "嗯，有印象。"

Me, like, terrified out of my wits,

我，喜歡，嚇壞了我的智慧。

looking at the wrong cameras, like I was out of my body.

看著錯誤的相機， 就像我是我的身體。

-No, it was perfect.

-不，它是完美的。

You had pants on and you nailed it, by the way. It was great.

你穿了褲子，順便說一下，你釘住了。這是偉大的。

-I'm so grateful, always, to be a part of that place.

-我很感激，一直以來，能成為那個地方的一部分。

And then, like, when, in my wildest dreams,

然後，像，當，在我最瘋狂的夢想，

did I think there would ever be a candidate

我以為會有一個候選人

that looks remotely close to whatever this is?

這看起來和這東西很接近？

It -- The whole thing is -- -It just worked.

整件事都是...

-And I realize, like, I started working there 21 years ago.

-我意識到，我在21年前就開始在那裡工作了。

How am I still standing? -Yeah.

我怎麼還能站著？-是的

Isn't it great? -How am I still standing?

這不是很好嗎？-我怎麼還能站著？

Yeah. -I love it because you're funny.

我喜歡它，因為你很有趣。

-I love it.

-我喜歡它

-When Vice President Biden announced Kamala Harris

當副總統拜登宣佈卡馬拉-哈里斯的時候

as his running mate, you were, somehow,

作為他的競選夥伴，你是，不知何故。

on a Zoom interview thing or something, live.

在一個Zoom的採訪什麼的，現場。

You can't write this.

你不能寫這個。

And you're on live,

而你在現場。

and somebody says, "He just chose Kamala Harris."

有人說，"他只是選擇卡馬拉・哈里斯。"

And you were so human and so real, your first reaction was...

你是如此的人性和真實，你的第一反應是... ...

-Was, "Oh, [bleep]." -Yeah.

-是，"哦，[嗶]"。-是的

-You know why? Because we're in the middle of a pandemic.

-你知道為什麼嗎？因為我們正處於流行病的中間。

-I know we are. I know we are.

-我知道我們是。我知道我們是。 我知道我們是。

-I was like, "How am I gonna get to New York?

-我當時想，"我怎麼去紐約？

Oh, [bleep]." -Yeah.

哦，[嗶]"。-是的

-That's complicated.

-這很複雜

That's really complicated because it's my civic duty.

這真的很複雜，因為這是我的公民責任。

I got to do it.

我必須這麼做

I got to get there and do whatever I need to do

我得去那裡，做任何我需要做的事情。

to make sure that she wins this election

以確保她贏得這次選舉

and also that I do a good job.

也是我做的好。

And how the hell do I do that?

那我到底該怎麼做呢？

Because I haven't left my house in seven months.

因為我已經七個月沒有離開過我的家了。

-You did a virtual event with Senator Harris,

-你和哈里斯參議員做了一次虛擬活動

and Amy Poehler was there and Hillary Clinton.

艾米-波勒和希拉里-克林頓也在那裡。

-How about that? -All at the same time.

-怎麼樣？-同時進行.

Was that your first time me-- -That was nuts.

那是你的第一次嗎？

Yeah, that was the first time I met Kamala and Hillary.

是啊，那是我第一次見到卡馬拉和希拉里。

We don't hang out that much.

我們不常出去玩

I have never met those incredible women.

我從未見過那些不可思議的女人。

And it was bananas, and it was so cool.

而且是香蕉，太酷了。

We were just, like, chatting about quarantine,

我們只是，喜歡，哈拉 關於檢疫。

asking Hillary about quarantine.

問希拉里關於隔離的問題。

She was like, "Ah, I've been catching up on sleep."

她說："啊，我一直在補覺。"

Like, the coolest -- -Yeah.

就像，最酷的 - 是啊。

-"Hanging out with my grandkids."

-"和我的孫子們一起出去玩。"

And then poor Poehler's sound went out and she was so upset

然後可憐的Poehler的音響壞了，她很不高興。

'cause, you know, she is ver--

因為，你知道，她是ver --

she's a very, like, professional lady.

她是一個非常，喜歡，專業的女士。

And she was not pleased that her sound went out

她不高興，她的聲音消失了。

'cause it was not her fault.

因為這不是她的錯

And I was trying to, like, come up with, you know,

我試圖，喜歡，想出，你知道，

like, do some, like, wacky shabba-shabba.

喜歡，做一些，喜歡，古怪的shabba -shabba。

And I said, "Man, it's sabotage."

我說，"夥計，這是破壞。"

And right away Hillary chimed in.

而馬上希拉里也附和道。

She goes, "It's probably the Russians."

她說："可能是俄國人乾的。"

-Oh, nice!

-哦，好極了 哦，好極了！

Score. -For the win. Score.

得分-贏了得分

-She shoots, she scores. I love it.

-她射門，她得分。她射門，她得分，我喜歡

-What a stud. -Well, speaking of scoring,

-真是個種馬-好吧，說到得分

how about this segue?

這個轉場怎麼樣？

You scored so hard as Kamala that, my friend,

你和卡馬拉一樣，得分這麼難，我的朋友。

you won an Emmy for that performance.

你的表現贏得了艾美獎。

So, congrats.

所以，恭喜你。

I'm not the only one who thinks it's awesome.

我不是唯一一個認為它很棒的人。

-Thank you. Crazy.

-謝謝你瘋了

-Then you won another Emmy!

-那你就又得了個艾美獎!

You won two Emmys! -Yes.

你得了兩個艾美獎！-是的

I double-Emmy'd. -You double --

我雙艾美了。-你雙...

Have you -- I know you've been nominated before.

你有沒有... 我知道你以前被提名過。

Have you ever won before?

你以前贏過嗎？

-I've never won anything in my life.

-我這輩子從來沒有贏過任何東西.

Like, I won -- I won that first Emmy for "Big Mouth" really,

像，我贏得了 - 我贏得了第一個艾美獎 "大嘴 "真的。

truly, genuinely, like, not expecting anything.

真正的，真正的，喜歡，不期待什麼。

And then I was nominated for "SNL."

然後我被提名為 "SNL"。

And I was like, "Ooh, now I want another one."

我當時想，"哦，現在我想另一個。"

Like, I became an addict, like, overnight.

就像，我成了一個癮君子，就像，一夜之間。

-You got the bug. -I was like,

-你得到了錯誤。-我當時就想

"I want to win again." -Yeah.

"我想再贏一次。"-是的

Well, it's about to go down. -"Give it to me again."

好吧，它就要倒下了。-"再給我一次。"

-Yeah. Give it to me again. -Yeah.

-是的再給我一次-是的

-I want to talk to you about "Hubie Halloween."

-我想和你談談 "Hubie萬聖節"。

-Okay. -Alright.

-好吧 好吧

More with Maya Rudolph when we come back, everybody.

等我們回來的時候，大家再看瑪雅-魯道夫的情況。