That curse became Gannon Dorf Drag Meyer.

這個詛咒變成了甘農多夫拖梅耶。

Good old Dorf was born to the Garrido tribe of the desert.

善良的老多夫出生在沙漠中的加里多部落。

Thing is, the Garrido were old ladies and Canon Dorf was the first male board in 100 years, which automatically made him their king because reasons, I guess Wait, wait.

問題是，Garrido家族是老女人，而Canon Dorf是100年來的第一個男性董事會，這讓他自動成為他們的國王，因為原因，我想，等等，等等。

So he gets to be in charge and has the best odds on tinder.

所以他可以當家作主，在火柴上的賠率最高。

That's my dream come true.

這是我的夢想成真。

Who could want more?

誰還會想要更多？

Gannon Dorf could jealous of the neighboring kingdom of high rules, verdant fields, clean water and not being a godforsaken desert, he dreamed of a better world for his people or, you know, just for himself.

甘農多夫可以嫉妒鄰國的高規則、青翠的田野、乾淨的水和不被神化的沙漠，他夢想著為他的人民創造一個更好的世界，或者，你知道，只是為了自己。

Being the reincarnation of ultimate evil means you're probably kind of a selfish do.

作為終極邪惡的轉世，意味著你可能是一種自私的做。

Sh ed Surprisingly, his vile ambitions would be rewarded.

殊不知，他的卑鄙野心會得到回報。

Turns out he was also preternaturally adept at Magic, as befits an education from his caretakers, the witches Kumi and Katakwi.

原來他還精通魔法，正如他的看護人女巫庫米和卡塔克維的教育一樣。

From them, Dorf learned toe pitch balls of electricity, some enlightening move, objects with telekinesis, levitate for barriers and control minds.

從他們那裡，多夫學會了趾高氣揚的電球，一些開竅的招式，具有心靈感應的物體，懸浮的障礙和控制思想。

When he wishes to fight from a distance, he can create phantom horsemen or puppets of himself toe battle as his proxies.

當他想從遠處戰鬥時，他可以創造幻影騎兵或自己的傀儡作為他的代理人來戰鬥。

Or if he wants to get personal, he can use his dark magic to enhance his physical strikes, making him a bad ass at all ranges.

或者，如果他想私了，也可以用暗黑魔法來增強他的物理打擊能力，讓他在各個範圍內都成為一個壞蛋。

He's a master with a blade sometimes, too, and sometimes on horseback and sometimes two swords on two horse backs.

他有時也是個用刀的高手，有時在馬背上，有時兩把刀在兩個馬背上。

Let's not get crazy.

我們不要瘋狂。

He was just a man, after all, though not for long.

他畢竟只是個男人，雖然時間不長。

With his magical training complete, Gannon Dorf put his greatest skill to the test, his raw cunning by manipulating the rulers of high rule and its neighboring domains, as well as a curiously familiar boy and green.

隨著魔法訓練的完成，甘農-多夫把他最大的技能，他的原始狡猾通過操縱高統治及其鄰近領域的統治者，以及一個奇怪的熟悉男孩和綠色的考驗。

Hey, what do you know?

嘿，你知道什麼？

Weird coincidence.

奇怪的巧合。

Gannon Dorf gained entry to an alternate dimension called the Sacred Realm.

Gannon Dorf獲得了進入一個叫做聖域的另一個維度。

Within it lay the tri force, a magical artifact left by the God said to grant the wish of whomever touches it, which means only one thing whiz.

裡面躺著三力，是神留下的魔物，據說可以實現誰觸碰它的願望，這隻意味著一件事嗖。

It's time to start hunting for the tri force ourselves.

是時候我們自己開始獵取三方勢力了。

Why?

為什麼？

Why do you want it to destroy you?

你為什麼要讓它毀掉你？

Youth Thio Wish was for youth eternal.

青春Thio願是為了青春永駐。

Oh, I can get behind that.

哦，我可以得到背後。

Sure, go back next week for spooky scary Dracula.

當然，下週再去看詭異恐怖的德古拉。