[S]: Ooooooooh.

嗚嗚嗚

[S]: Starting off...

[S]:開始了...

[S]: the day...

[S]: 這一天...

[S]: with a good snuggle session. [M]: Well, SOMEBODY

[S]：與一個良好的依偎會議。[M]:嗯，有人

[M]: slept on my head

[M]: 睡在我頭上

[M]: the whole night.

[M]：整個晚上。

[S]: Ooooh. [M]: So now,

[S]:Ooooh. [M].[M]:所以現在。

[M]: I'm gonna wake him up

[M]:我要去喚醒他

[M]: and sleep on HIS head.

[M]：並在他的頭上睡覺。

[S]: Is that right, Meemer? [M]: Oh, you're so-- so soft and nice.

[S]:是這樣嗎，Meemer？[M]:哦，你是如此... ... 如此柔軟和漂亮。

[S]: Hey Ducky, you know what else is gonna be really nice?

嘿，Ducky，你知道還有什麼會是非常好的？

[M]: What?

[M]:[M]： 什麼？

[S]: Hundred-dollar mango, hundred-dollar mango~ ♫

百元芒果，百元芒果~ ?

[S]: Hundred-dollar, hundred-dollar, hundred-dollar mango~ ♫ [M]: [whining and sobbing] Oh-ho nooooo, I'm not readyyyyyyy!

百元，百元，百元芒果~ ?我還沒準備好！

[S]: Hundred-dollar mango, hundred-dollar mango~ ♫

百元芒果，百元芒果~ ?

[S]: Hundred-dollar mango, hundred-dollar mango~ ♫

百元芒果，百元芒果~ ?

[S]: Hundred-hundred-hundred-hundred-hundred-dollar mango~ ♫

[S]：百元芒果~ ?

[S]: Hundred-dollar mango, hundred-dollar mango~ ♫

百元芒果，百元芒果~ ?

[S]: Hundred, hundred, hundred, hundred, hundred! ♫

百，百，百，百，百，百!♫

[S]: [kiss kiss kiss kiss] MANGO [kiss kiss kiss kiss] MANGO ♫

[S]:[親親親親]芒果 [親親親親]芒果？

[S]: Hundred hun-- hun-- [Simon's singing transitions to Baby When You Move Your Bod-ay ♫] [Meemers says something, unclear]

Hundred hun... hun... [Simon的歌聲過渡到Baby When You Move Your Bod -ay] [Meemers說什麼，不清楚]

[S]: MANGO ♫

[S]: MANGO

[S]: Oh yeah, boi!

[S]:哦，是的，博伊！

[S]: Look at me ridin' my bike!

[S]:看我騎著我的自行車！

[S]: With my hundred-dollar mango!

[S]:用我的百元芒果！

[S]: I got a man-go ♪ Hundred-dollar man-go ♪

[S]:我得到了一個芒果 百元芒果？

[S]: Saw a fifty dollar mango, though, "Is that good enough?" NAH. ♪

[S]:看到一個50元的芒果，雖然， "這是很好的不夠？"NAH。♪

[S]: Hundred-dollar man-gooo ♪

[S]: Hundred-dollar man -gooo?

[S]: This video cost one hundred and six dollars to make.

[S]:這個視頻花了160美元製作。

[S]: THIS mango was six dollars,

[S]:這個芒果是六美元。

[S]: and this one was a hundred.

蘇】：而這個是一百。

[M]: I don't even remember how we used to shoot these videos-- [S]: How did we do these-- well,

[M]:我都不記得我們以前是怎麼拍這些視頻的了... [S],

[S]: we usually started the video with me going out to get the fruit... [M]: Yes, mm-hmm.

[S]：我們通常開始的視頻 我出去得到的水果... ...[M]:是的，MM -HMM。

[S]: And then me SINGING about the fruit, [M]: Yes.

[S]:然後我唱歌的水果，[M]。[M]: Yes.

[S]: and then me singing about how Martina's not going to be interested in this, [M]: Yes.

[S]: and then me singing about how Martina's not going to be interested in this, [M]:[M]: Yes.

[S]: but today, you're all on-board!

[S]：但是今天，你們都上船了!

[M]: I am!

[M]:我是！

[ominous bass piano keysmash]

[不祥的貝斯鋼琴鍵撞]

[S]: I haven't been this hyped-- like, this is the most exciting-- [M]: [whispering] Ha-bap-bap-bap!

[S]:我還沒有這個hyped -- 喜歡，這是最令人興奮的 - [M]：[竊竊私語]哈，拍，拍，拍！

[M]: [forced] Everything's fine!

[M]:[強迫]一切都很好！

[Martina goes into wheezing coughing fit]

[瑪蒂娜進入喘息的咳嗽發作]

[M]: Now, the reason I'm so excited about this is because before when we got expensive fruit,

[M]:現在，我之所以這麼興奮是因為之前我們得到了昂貴的水果。

[M]: I never really knew if it was in or out of season,

[M]:我從來沒有真正知道 如果它是在或不在季節。

[M]: because those white strawberries we did, [S]: Yeah.

[M]：因為我們做的那些白草莓，[S]。[S]: Yeah.

[M]: remember they came into season a little bit before the strawberries?

M]：記得它們比草莓早一點進入季節嗎？

[S]: Right before their peak season is when we got them.

[S]:Right before their peak season is when we got them. Right before their peak season is when we got them.

[M]: Yeah, and when we got them, a lot of people were saying that if they didn't taste great, we might not have gotten them at the right time.

[M]:是啊，當我們得到了他們， 很多人都說， 如果他們沒有味道很大， 我們可能沒有得到他們 在正確的時間。

[S]: Uh-huh. [M]: So all the other-- the fruits that we've gotten so far, I've been really hesitant.

[S]:Uh -huh.[M]:所以，所有其他 - 水果 我們已經得到了這麼遠， 我一直很猶豫。

[M]: "Is this the right time of year?" [S]: Right! [M]: "How do I know?"

[M]:"現在是合適的時間嗎？"[S]:[S]： 對！[M]:"我怎麼知道？"

[S]: But this, for sure, 100%

[S]:但是，這個，肯定，100％

[S]: IS the perfect season,

[S]:是完美的季節。

[S]: for this mango.

[S]：對於這個芒果。

[M]: And the way they fall off the stem guarantees that they are plucked at the exact time period.

[M]:它們從莖上掉下來的方式保證了它們是在準確的時間段被採摘的。

[S]: Because they're not actually PLUCKED. [M]: They're not pulled by hands,

[S]:因為他們實際上並沒有被吸住。[M]:他們不是由手拉。

[S]: They let them fall into their own little nets that catch them before they hit the ground [Gregorian chanting music]

[S]:They let them fall into their own little nets that catch them before they hit the ground [Gregorian chanting music] (格里高利聖歌音樂)

[S]: and get bruised, and every single net is individually placed on every mango-- [Gregorian chanting]

[S]：並得到傷痕累累，每一個網單獨放在每一個芒果--[格里高利吟唱] 。

[Gregorian chanting]

[Gregorian chanting]

[M]: How about you open this lid and show everybody so we can compare the two? Open the baby up, here. [S]: Okay, so--

[M]：要不你把這個蓋子打開給大家看看，我們可以比較一下？打開寶貝，在這裡。[S]:好吧，所以 -

[M]: Ahhhhhhh ♪ [S]: This mango comes in a box.

[M]:啊啊啊啊[S]:這個芒果在一個盒子裡。

[M]: It's called the Red Egg.

[M]:這叫紅蛋。

[S]: Beautiful. I want you to see side by side how these look.

[S]:美麗的。我想讓你看看這些東西的側影。

[S]: You can see the pores on here, you can see the battle scars, the crosses-- [sad flute]

[S]:你可以看到這裡的毛孔， 你可以看到戰鬥的傷疤， 十字架 - [悲傷的笛聲] 。

[M]: This mango looks like a mango, and this mango looks like something Daenerys would have [sad flute]

[M]:這個芒果看起來像一個芒果， 而這個芒果看起來像什麼 丹妮莉絲會有[悲傷的笛聲] 。

[M]: that she-- that she would be like, "It's a-- it's a baby dragon egg!" [S]: This--

[M]： 她 - 她會像， "這是一個 - 這是一個小龍蛋！"[S]:這 -

[M]: Did you guys see that I changed my hair?

[M]:你們有沒有看到，我改變了我的頭髮？

[M]: I changed my hair. [S]: Let's see, alright...

[M]:我改變了我的頭髮。[S]:讓我們來看看，好吧...

[M]: My hair's silver now. [S]: So...

[M]:我的頭髮是銀色的了。[S]:[S]: So...

[Both]: Oh. [M]: Oh boy. Whomp whomp.

[兩個]。[Both]: Oh.[M]:哦，男孩。Whomp whomp。

[S]: Whomp whomp.

[S]:Whomp whomp.

[M]: So... what do we do?

[M]:那麼... 我們該怎麼辦？

[M]: That was five dollars, huh?

[M]:這是5美元，是吧？

[S]: This was six! [M]: Six dollars. [S]: Six.

[S]:這是六個！[M]:六美元。[S]:6美元。

[S]: Look at that! [M]: Look at this.

[S]:看那！ - [M]：[M]:看看這個。

[S]: I'm gonna cut off the bad part. Because we just need to taste this, right?

[S]:我要切斷壞的部分。因為我們只需要嚐嚐這個，對不對？

[S]: Okay, so you grab-- [M]: I've grown very attached to this mango now. [S]: I know!

[S]:好吧，所以你搶 - [M]：我已經長大了非常重視 這個芒果現在。[S]:[S]： 我知道！

[S]: It's such a beautiful mango that I don't even want to cut it up.

[S]:這是一個如此美麗的芒果，我甚至不想把它切開。

[S]: Here, let's try the bad one first. [M]: Put it back.

[S]：來，我們先試試壞的。[M]:把它放回去。

[S]: Really dark in the center, are we gonna get diarrhea? Who knows.

[S]:真的很黑暗的中心， 我們會得到腹瀉？誰知道呢。

[M]: Sweet for sure, though.

[M]:當然，甜的，雖然。

[S]: It's a very sweet, juicy mango. [M]: It's pretty good, it's competing against a ripe mango. [S]: Wow.

[S]:這是一個非常甜蜜，多汁的芒果。[M]:這是相當不錯的，它的競爭 對一個成熟的芒果。[S]:[S]: Wow.

[M]: Mmm.

[M]:[M]: Mmm.

[S]: What does yours smell like?

[S]:你的是什麼味道？

[S]: What do you think? On the count of three, we're gonna say it! [M]: Well--

[S]:[S]: What do you think?在數到三，我們要去說它！[M]:[M]: Well --

[S]: One, two, three-- J*zz.

[S]:一，二，三--J*zz。

[Martina laughing loudly]

[瑪蒂娜大笑]

[M]: It smells like...

[M]:它聞起來像...

[M]: when you clean a countertop with bleach. [S]: Yup.

[M]：當你用漂白劑清洗檯面時。[S]:[S]: Yup.

[M]: And it has a bit of a... [S]: There you go. OR it smells like that season in Toronto

[M]:它有一點... ...[S]:你去那裡。或者它的氣味像多倫多的那個季節

[S]: where all the trees... [M]: We called them the C*m Trees.

[S]: 哪裡所有的樹...[M]:我們叫他們C*m樹。

[S]: The C*m Trees. [M]: We'd walk around and we'd go,

[S]:[S]: The C*m Trees.[M]:我們會走來走去，我們會去。

[M]: "Something smells real weird here."

[M]:"這裡有股怪味"

[S]: And this smells VERY j*zzy.

[S]:這聞起來非常j*zzy。

[S]: This is a delicious mango. [M]: Okay, it's extremely sweet--

[S]:這是一個美味的芒果。[M]:好吧，這是非常甜 -

[M]: You've got some competition, miyazaki.

[M]:你已經得到了一些競爭，宮崎。

[M]: The miyazaki mango's supposed to be a MINIMUM of 350g in size,

[M]:宮崎芒果的大小應該是350克的最低限度。

[S]: Mm-hmm. [M]: it has to have 15% sugar content,

[S]:[S]: Mm -hmm.[M]：它必須有15％的糖含量。

[S]: Damn, girl, how'd you memorize this?

[S]:該死的，女孩，你怎麼會記住這個？

[M]: I dunno, SMART!

[M]:我不知道，SMART！

[S]: Now let's try... the best mango possible.

[S]:現在讓我們試試... 最好的芒果。

[S]: Is this worth ninety-four more dollars...?

[S]:這值不值得再多花94美元？

[M]: Ah-- the answer is no! The answer is no, by the way. [S]: And the other one-- the answer is no! The answer's no.

[M]:啊--答案是否定的！答案是否定的，順便說一句。[S]:而另一個 - 答案是否定的！答案是否定的。

[S]: Girl, I'm so nervous. [M]: Well you better hurry this stuff up 'cause it's only a one-time shot.

[S]:女孩，我很緊張。[M]:好吧，你最好快點這個東西了 因為它只有一個一次性的拍攝。

[M]: Sh*t now it's pushing down on the countertop! [S]: It's pushing down on the table!

[M]:Sh*t now it's pushing down on the countopt! [S].[S]:它的推下來的表！

[S]: There you go... [M]: Ooooh!

[S]:你去那裡...[M]:[M]: Ooooh!

[S]: Wow, look at that colour there!

[S]:哇，看那個顏色！

[M]: Does not smell like j*zz!

[M]:不聞起來像j*zz！

[S]: This, just, you can see how it's glistening!

[S]:這，只是，你可以看到它是如何閃閃發光！

[M]: If this is a hundred-dollar mango and we can't really eat the inside part, [S]: Right...

[M]:如果這是一個百元的芒果 我們真的不能吃裡面的部分，[S]。[S]: Right...

[M]: that means each one of these pieces is basically, like, $45.

[M]：這意味著這些作品的每一件基本上都是，45美元。

[M]: Good luck! [S]: And DON'T f*ck it up. [M]: Yeah.

[M]:[M]: Good luck! [S]:不要搞砸了。[M]:[M]： 是啊。

[S]: Ohh my gosh, this just looks so much cleaner,

[S]:哦，我的天哪，這只是看起來這麼多清潔。

[S]: it doesn't look as porous and empty and cavernous...

S]：看起來沒有那麼多孔，空空洞洞的......。

[M]: Wow, this looks like-- almost like it's fake.

[M]:哇，這看起來像 - 幾乎像它是假的。

[S]: Doesn't this? Madam. [M]: Alright.

[S]:不這樣嗎？夫人。 [M]：[M]:[M]： 好吧。

[M]: I don't know how to eat this without mashing my face in it.

[M]:我不知道如何吃這個 不搗毀我的臉在裡面。

[loud slurping]

[大聲啜飲]

[M]: It's somehow managing to be both super sweet and tart at the same time. [S]: Yeah.

[M]:這是不知何故管理 既超級甜和酸在同一時間。[S]:[S]: Yeah.

[S]: Right! [M]: Like a sour candy.

[S]:[S]: Right![M]:像一個酸的糖果。

[S]: Now, let's try the... six dollar one again and see what tastes different.

[S]:現在，讓我們試試... 六美元的再次 看看有什麼不同的味道。

[loud slurping]

[大聲啜飲]

[S]: Oh, yeah. Night and day.

[S]:[S]： 哦，是的。白天和黑夜。

[M]: 'Kay, this tastes like mush, now. It tastes like super sugary mush. [S]: This just tastes like... mush.

[M]："凱，這味道像泥，現在。它的味道像超級糖漿。[S]:這只是味道像... 糊。

[M]: Which is obviously, is because it seems to [have] received a horrible ass-kicking. [S]: Yeah.

[M]:這顯然是因為它似乎被人踢了個稀巴爛。[S]:[S]: Yeah.

[S]: This definitely-- [M]: Like... this is mango cruelty, that this occurred to this mango.

[S]:這絕對 - [M]:就像... ... 這是芒果的殘酷， 這發生在這個芒果。

[M]: The lack of texture actually makes it just mush into a single flavour.

[M]:缺乏質感實際上使得它只是單一的味道。

[S]: Yeah! Right. [M]: It just tastes like unflavoured sugar.

[S]:[S]: Yeah!是啊！[M]:它只是嚐起來像無味糖。

[S]: As soon as you bite into it, it just all falls apart. Like cotton candy, in a way. [M]: One f-- one tone.

[S]:只要你咬上一口， 它只是所有分崩離析。像棉花糖，在某種程度上。[M]:一個f -- 一個音。

[M]: Yeah! So, cotton candy has one tone. [S]: Yeah.

[M]:[M]: Yeah! 所以，棉花糖只有一種顏色。所以，棉花糖有一個音。[S]:[S]: Yeah.

[M]: You eat it, and it's, like, one flavour.

[M]:你吃了它，它的一樣，一個味道。

[M]: But when you eat this mango, it has a crunch, which releases something sour, [S]: Mm-hmm.

[M]:但是，當你吃這個芒果， 它有一個脆， 這釋放的東西酸，[S]。[S]： MM -HMM。

[M]: but not sour like tart, like a good tart. [S]: Yeah.

[M]：但不像撻那樣酸，像好的撻。[S]:[S]: Yeah.

[M]: And then it has the sweet, and then it has, like, an apple-y taste.

[M]:然後它有甜， 然後它有一樣， 蘋果 -Y的味道。

[S]: This is the best mango, without a doubt, that I've ever had in my life.

[S]:這是最好的芒果，毫無疑問， 我曾經在我的生活。

[M]: Yeah. You know when you have dried mango from the Philippines?

[M]:[M]： 是的，你知道當你有菲律賓的芒果乾？你知道當你有幹芒果 從菲律賓？

[S]: Oh, wow! [M]: And the dried mango tastes

[S]:[S]: Oh, wow![M]:和芒果乾的味道

[M]: way sweeter than normal mango 'cause it's been, like, tossed in sugar or something? [S]: Mm-hmm, right, right.

[M]：方式比正常的芒果甜 因為它一直一樣，折騰在糖什麼？[S]:嗯，嗯，對，對。

[M]: It tastes like this, without the sugar.

[M]:它的味道是這樣的，沒有糖。

[M]: Hello, Meemers! [S]: Hello, Meemers!

你好，Meemers！你好 Meemers!

[M]: I'm taking the "cheap mango"... [S]: Alright...

[M]:我採取 "廉價芒果"... ...[S]:[S]: Alright...

[M]: I theorize that hot pepper flakes lime on a mango that isn't quite ready [S]: Uh-huh.

[M]:我理論上說，熱辣椒片青檸 芒果，是不是很準備[S]。[S]： Uh-huh。

[M]: either over- or under-ripe would taste better.

M]：無論是過熟還是欠熟，味道都會更好。

[S]: Right. [M]: Where we had it before on a really, really good mango

[S]:[S]: Right.[M]:在那裡，我們有它之前 在一個非常，非常好的芒果，

[M]: and it ruined the flavour, almost? [S]: Yeah, it did, it did!

[M]：它毀了味道，幾乎？[S]:是的，它做到了，它做到了！

[M]: Are you risking a cube? [S]: With the expensive one...

[M]:你是在拿立方體冒險嗎?[S]:用貴的那個...

[S]: Gets in the way. [M]: Yeah! [S]: It's definitely a lot better on its own.

[S]:Gets in the way. [M].[M]:[M]: Yeah! [S]: Gets in the way.[S]:這絕對是一個更好的很多自己。

[S]: When you have a fruit that's AS perfect as this, you don't need to add anything to it.

[S]:當你有一個水果 這是完美的，因為這個， 你不需要添加任何東西。

[M]: Oh-oh-ohhhhhh. [whining]

[M]:哦，哦，哦，哦。[抱怨]

[S]: Is he snuggling up? [M]: Yeah.

[S]:他是依偎著？[M]:[M]： 是啊。

[M]: Meemers, I really wanna pet you, buddy.

[M]:Meemers, I really wanna pet you, buddy. Meemers，我真的很想摸摸你，夥計。

[M]: But I'm so sticky. [S]: But you're so sticky.

[M]:但我是如此的粘稠。[S]:但你是如此粘稠。

[S]: And I know for some people you might say, "It's just mango, I've had mango."

[S]:我知道對一些人來說，你可能會說，"這只是芒果，我已經有芒果。"

[S]: But once you get to a level of, like, really high-level stuff,

[S]:但是，一旦你到了一個水準， 像，真正的高級的東西，

[S]: there are differences in flavours, and I can see that with this

S]：口味有差異，我看這個就可以了。

[S]: to a huge degree. [M]: Think we--

[S]：在很大程度上。[M]:認為我們...

[M]: AHHHHH!

[M]:AHHHHH！

[M]: NAAAH!

[M]:NAAAH！

[S]: You suck that table, girl! [M]: I didn't! I didn't drop it.

[S]:你吸，表，女孩！[M]:[M]： 我沒有！我沒有放棄它。

[S]: Where'd it g-- there's-- is that piece? [M]: Right there.

[S]:它在哪裡g -- 有 -- 是那塊？[M]:就在那裡。

[M]: There we are, look, everything's fine.

[M]:我們在這裡，你看，一切都很好。

[S]: Whooooooa.

[S]:Whooooooa.

[M]: [with mango in her mouth] Eight dollars.

[M]:[芒果在她的嘴裡]8美元。

[S]: Eight dollars!

[S]:8美元！

[M]: It's what we're having for dinner tonight!

[M]:這就是我們今晚的晚餐！

[M]: If you guys happen to be watching this via the premiere and you are livestreaming with us right now,

[M]:如果你們碰巧在看這個通過首映式 和你是直播與我們現在，

[M]: let us know in the comments section what is the next expensive fruit you'd like to see us do. [roaring sfx]

M]：請在評論區告訴我們，你希望我們做的下一個昂貴的水果是什麼。[咆哮的sfx]

[S]: Now here's the next question:

[S]:現在是下一個問題。

[S]: how do you share the middle seed of a mango?

S]：芒果的中間種子怎麼分？

[S]: You peel the outside and then you just start sucking it all around, right? [M]: Let's see? Good question.

[S]:你剝開外皮，然後你就開始吸它周圍的一切，對不對？[M]:讓我看看？好問題。

[S]: What's the right way to share-- [M]: S'cuse me. I'm eating it!

[S]:什麼是正確的方式來分享 - [M]：S'cuse我。我吃它！

[S]: Wh'd'y-- you just walking away, girl?!

[S]:WH'D Y -- 你只是走開，女孩？ ！

[S]: Wh-- you lickin' my mango! Our mango.

[S]:WH -- 你舔我的芒果！我們的芒果。

[M]: What're you gonna do about it?

[M]:你打算怎麼做呢？

[S]: I'm gonna, just, like, rub my sticky hands all over your shirt! [M]: What're you gonna d--

[S]:我要去，只是一樣，擦我的粘手 所有在你的襯衫！[M]:你打算怎麼d --

[M]: What're you gonna do about it?

[M]:你打算怎麼做呢？

[S]: Alright, people are gonna see some handmarks on your shirt.

[S]:好吧，人們會看到一些手印 在你的襯衫。

[M]: No they won't! No they won't!

[M]:不，他們不會！不，他們不會！

[S]: C'mere, girl, you gotta share with me! C'mon. [M]: Nope. You're too big, you'll never be able to chase me.

[S]:C'mere，女孩，你得與我分享！C'mere，女孩，你得與我分享！ 來吧。[M]:[M]： 不。你太大， 你永遠無法追逐我。

[S]: This is such a delicate, small house! [M]: Nope.

[S]:這是一個如此精緻，小房子！[M]:[M]: Nope.

[S]: Ducky. [M]: Nope.

[S]:Ducky.[M]:[M]: Nope.

[S]: I think mango is a fruit that you can't share seductively.

[S]:我認為芒果是一種水果，你不能分享誘惑。

[S]: Like, grapes you could share with each other seductively, or, like, chocolate dip, but

[S]:就像，葡萄，你可以分享 與對方誘惑， 或者，像，巧克力浸，但。

[S]: what can you do with...

[S]：你能做什麼... ...

[S]: ...mango? [M]: LET US KNOW IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW. [S]: LET US KNOW!

[S]：......芒果？[M]:讓我們知道在下面的評論部分。[S]:讓我們知道！

[S]: How do you erotically eat your fruit? [M]: Well how do YOU erotically eat your hundred-dollar fruit?

[S]：你是怎麼吃水果的？[M]:那麼，你如何色情吃你的百元水果？

[S]: [gasps] Here you go.

[S]:[喘氣]在這裡，你去。

[S]: Mmm! [M]: There's lots to go. Mmmmm.

[S]:[S]: Mmm![M]:有很多去。Mmmmmmm.[S]：

[S]: Alright, enough with the "mmm"s and back to the sharing, I had a little nibble!

[S]:好了，夠了與 "嗯 "的 和回分享， 我有一個小nibble！

[M]: Oh, sorry. [S]: You had two big beefy bites! [M]: Mmmm.

[M]:[M]： 哦，對不起。[S]:你有兩個大牛肉咬！[M]:[M]： Mmmm。

[M]: Mama didn't raise no fool. With Simon around...

[M]:媽媽沒有提出沒有傻瓜。有西蒙在身邊...

[M]: Simon's like, "Do you wanna get a hundred-dollar mango?" I'm like, "Yup."

[M]:西蒙的喜歡，"你想得到一個百元的芒果？"我很喜歡，"是啊。"

[S]: Yep! [M]: And I'm gonna eat it all.

[S]:[S]: Yep![M]:而我要去吃這一切。

[S]: Yeah, this was the best mango I've ever had in my entire life. [M]: Yeah it was the super [unclear]

[S]:是啊，這是最好的芒果 我曾經在我的整個生活。[M]:是啊，這是超級[不清楚]

[S]: I honestly don't know how to compare it to any other mango apart from, like, its shape and kind of its taste.

[S]:老實說，我不知道如何比較 它與任何其他芒果 除了一樣，它的形狀和那種它的味道。

[S]: That's a stupid thing to say, of course it tastes like a mango, but this is

[S]:這是一個愚蠢的事情，說， 當然，它的味道像一個芒果，但這是。

[S]: the essence of mango. [M]: AHHHH!

釋義】：芒果的精華。[M]:AHHHH！

[M]: Everything's fine!

[M]:一切都很好！

[S]: I think that means that we should do more. I heard [M]: Hnmmmmmmm...

[S]:我認為這意味著我們應該做得更多。我聽到[M]：嗯嗯嗯... ...

[S]: that they have thousand-dollar rice.

蘇】：他們有千元大米。

[Moonlight Sonata plays]

[月光奏鳴曲劇目]

[M]: Are you jok--? NO.

[M]:你是在開玩笑 - ？沒有。

[M]: The answer is no, we're not doing thousand-dollar rice.

[M]:答案是不，我們不做千元大米。

[S]: I HEARD that there's thousand-dollar rice. [M]: Look--

[S]:我聽說有千元大米。[M]:看 -

[S]: We need thousand-dollar rice. [M]: That's not happening.

[S]:我們需要千元大米。[M]:這是不可能的。

[S]: I think someone in the comment section is gonna be like, [M]: NO.

[S]:我想有人在評論區 是要去像，[M]：[M]: No.

[S]: "F*CK THAT! No way!" [M]: No, exactly! Martina's on board with you.

[S]:"F*CK THAT！沒辦法！"[M]:不，正是！瑪蒂娜的船上與你。

[S]: I don't care. [M]: No, it's not happening.

[S]:我不在乎。[M]:不，它不會發生。

[M]: We're not doing thousand-dollar rice. [S]: Thousand-dollar rice.

[M]:我們不做千元大米。[S]:千金大米。

[S]: Leave in the comments section "yes" if we should and "yes" if we shouldn't--

[S]:如果我們應該，請在評論區留下 "是"，如果我們不應該，請留下 "是"。

[S]: I'm waiting to see your answer. [M]: I'll accept it as backwards writing where everything-- yes means no.

[S]:我等著看你的回答。[M]:我接受它作為倒退的寫作 其中一切 - 是意味著沒有。