Name: 凱文-尼倫有很多的理論和建議 - CONAN on TBS (Kevin Nealon Has A Lot Of Theories & Advice - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-10-25T19:21:26.000Z
Duration: 4 min 33 s

現在進行式

Kids used to go to the same school, and now all the kids go to this.

以前孩子們都在同一個學校，現在所有的孩子都在這個學校。

He went off to a private school $45,000 a year from our kitchen online.

他去了一所私立學校一年4.5萬元從我們的廚房在線。

So does that bother you that you're paying that much?

那麼你付出那麼多，會不會覺得很煩？

I'm sitting next to him and taking some classes, but I'm out of frame.

我坐在他旁邊，上了幾節課，但我已經沒有了框架。

So the teacher doesn't see me like I took some digital photography yesterday or, uh, yeah, yes, it was.

所以，老師並沒有看到我像昨天拍了一些數碼攝影，或者，呃，是的，是的，是這樣的。

And then Tuesday's algebra, which I might skip but I'm looking forward to Thursday is the guidance counselor meeting.

然後週二的代數課，我可能會跳過，但我很期待週四的輔導員會議。

I'm gonna go to Oh, you're going to go to the guidance counselor meeting?

我要去哦，你要去參加輔導員會議？

Yeah, because it's a lot cheaper than a therapist.

是啊，因為它比治療師便宜很多。

You know, you're not supposed to talk to your child's guidance counselor about your personal problems.

你知道，你不應該和你孩子的輔導員談論你的個人問題。

Koning, tell me if you're on board with this.

科寧，告訴我，如果你是在船上與此。

Forget the online stuff and just have them listen to Ted talks and watch jeopardy for like, a year.

忘了網上的東西，只是讓他們聽泰德談話 並觀看危險的一樣，一年。

Yeah, and maybe just a good education, you know, Probably not quite as good, but close.

是啊，也許只是一個良好的教育， 你知道，也許不是很好，但接近。

I visited you, as I said, and I hate to repeat this, but just before your surgery, I think I'm the only real friend that came over to visit you.

我說過，我去看望過你，我不想重複，但就在你手術前，我想我是唯一一個真正的朋友，過來看望你。

And I noticed that you and your wife very good about masks.

我注意到，你和你的妻子非常好的面具。

Well, you know, you have to be responsible in these covert times.

嗯，你知道，在這個祕密的時代，你必須要有責任感。

The difficulty with the mask is I don't get recognized as much anymore.

面具的困難是我已經不怎麼被認可了。

And I like I don't know about you, Conan, but I think you like attention.

我不知道你怎麼樣，柯南，但我覺得你喜歡關注。

I think we all like like it when we walk down the street and, you know, attractive women just go crazy for us.

我想我們都喜歡喜歡它，當我們走在街上，你知道，有吸引力的女人只是去瘋狂的我們。

So what I've done was I've created a mask that looks exactly like this part of May on, yet still not recognized, Really.

所以我做的是我製作了一個面具，看起來和五月上的這部分一模一樣，但還是不被認可，真的。

But here's the great thing about the mask.

You could let your nose hairs just grow forever.

你可以讓你的鼻毛永遠長下去。

You can actually use the nose hair to tie the mask on to secure the mask.

其實你可以用鼻毛來綁住面膜，固定面膜。

This is all good advice, Like you said, in a lot of good advice and theories, You know, I think between cove it and your your shoulder surgery, you've had a lot of time to think, um, not about good or productive things, but you're You're generating a lot.

這都是很好的建議 就像你說的 很多好的建議和理論 我覺得在你的肩膀手術和你的小窩之間 你有很多時間去思考 嗯 不是關於好的或有成效的事情 但你產生了很多東西

Well, it's not a lot of time to think it's a lot of time to take painkillers.

嗯，覺得吃止痛藥的時間不多。

So this is all coming from the pain killers?

Uh, well, just save me a pillar to, if you know what I mean.

呃，好吧，就給我留一根柱子，如果你明白我的意思。

Not only do I know what you mean, but I hear what you're saying.

我不僅知道你的意思，還聽懂了你的意思。

Yeah, and I said it very explicitly, so I don't know why I said, if you know what I mean.

是的，我說的很清楚，所以我不知道為什麼我說，如果你知道我的意思。

I basically just told you to save me to pills.

我基本上只是告訴你，讓你給我留著吃藥。

Grew up in a very strict Catholic family.

在一個非常嚴格的天主教家庭長大。

我的父親，我的父親，是個醫生。

There was no, you know, we didn't take medicines for anything.

沒有，你知道，我們沒有采取任何藥物。

我們從來沒有服用任何抗生素。

Um, most of my brothers and sisters passed away in early childhood.

嗯，我的大部分兄弟姐妹都在幼年時期去世了。

I was one of the only survivors, but I still put gently accidentally passed away.

我是唯一的倖存者之一，但我還是把輕輕的意外去世了。

They just, you know, we didn't have modern.

他們只是，你知道，我們沒有現代。

You know, my father as a as a doctor didn't believe in modern medicine.

你知道，我的父親作為一個醫生不相信現代醫學。

What about Western medicine Now he likes northern medicine.

Northern Medicine is the most underrated medicine in the world.

北醫是世界上最被低估的醫學。

我覺得一切的冰塊都是這樣的。

I've been living in a nice block, Conan, for, like, the last five years, my body has never been without an ice pack on something.

我一直住在一個很好的街區，柯南，在過去的五年裡，我的身體從來沒有沒有沒有冰袋的東西。

 Uh, it's an attractive look for you to have those ice packs on you. 

呃，你身上的冰袋很吸引人啊。

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