Go away.

走吧

Hey, hey.

嘿，嘿。

Had a swagger.

有一個狂妄的。

What's going on?

發生什麼事了？

Swag.

Swag.

Hey, Marcus's up.

嘿，馬庫斯的了。

Big Dog was a What's going on?

大狗是個什麼情況？

You know it Z, you're both wearing sunglasses, but they're very different glasses, and they seem to have a very different vibe.

你知道嗎Z，你們倆都戴著墨鏡，但他們的眼鏡很不一樣，看起來氣質也很不一樣。

Well, what?

嗯，什麼？

The vibe that Marcus Spears wants to give you his the vibe of a loser.

馬庫斯-斯皮爾斯想給你的氛圍是... ...一個失敗者的氛圍。

Somebody that recognizes the fact that it's hopeless.

有人認識到這是沒有希望的事實。

That black cat is running around everywhere he don't know what to do about.

那隻黑貓到處亂跑，他不知道該怎麼辦。

He'd been trying for years to get rid of it.

他多年來一直想擺脫它。

He wore the uniforms that didn't work.

他穿的軍裝沒有用。

He left the industry that didn't work.

他離開了這個行不通的行業。

He came into this industry to talk about it.

他進入這個行業就是為了談這個問題。

That hasn't worked, no matter what swag do, does all he has to lean on his ls you Ain't that something special?

不管怎麼做都沒有用，他只能靠著你，這不是很特別嗎？

I think he played about nine years and NFL, if I remember correctly.

如果我沒記錯的話，我想他打了大約九年和NFL。

Swagel.

Swagel.

Marcus Smith.

馬庫斯-史密斯

Great Marcus Smith doing a fabulous job on NFL Live, By the way, I must say, I must say that, but this guy right there, you would think that if you got nine years to reflect on the career, you don't have to revert back to what you did in college, because that's what he has to do.

偉大的馬庫斯-史密斯在NFL現場做了一個美妙的工作，順便說一下，我必須說，但這個傢伙就在那裡，你會認為如果你有九年的時間來反思職業生涯，你不必恢復到你在大學裡做的事情，因為這是他必須做的。

He has to bring up L S u and those Tigers from last year.

他要提起L S u和去年的那些老虎。

Of course, not this year from last year, because that's how bad things are.

當然，從去年開始就不是今年了，因為事情就是這麼糟糕。

But now we get to these Cowboys.

但現在我們來談談這些牛仔隊。

I just would like Toa asked, a rhetorical question.

我只是想託亞問，一個反問。

Just a rhetorical question.

只是一個反問。

How the hell somebody with a game against you completely.

怎麼會有人跟你完全對立的遊戲。

Non passes.

沒有通過。

E nine passes, nine passes.

E九傳，九傳。

Meanwhile, back at the ranch in Arlington, Texas, you got a backup quarterback by the name of Andy Dalton, threw the ball 54 times and still couldn't pass for 300 yards.

同時，在德克薩斯州阿靈頓的牧場，你得到了一個叫安迪-道爾頓的備份四分衛，把球投了54次，但仍然不能傳出300碼。

I mean, you just can't make this stuff up.

我的意思是，你只是不能讓這個東西了。

Can't make this stuff up.

不能讓這個東西了。

Ziggy Elliott, short handed, fumbled more, lost more fumbles.

齊格-埃利奧特，手短，失誤多，失誤多。

That you're almost more fun is many fumbles this year, as he has his entire career his entire career.

你幾乎更有趣的是今年很多失誤，因為他的整個職業生涯他的整個職業生涯。

Michael Gallup Dropping passes.

邁克爾-蓋洛普傳球失誤。

We ain't heard from CD lamma Amari Cooper, probably because of the quarterback situation and poor Jerry Jones.

我們沒有聽到CD隊的阿馬裡・庫珀的消息，可能是因為四分衛的情況和可憐的傑裡・瓊斯。

My buddy, my buddy Jerry Jones.

我的朋友，我的朋友傑裡-瓊斯。

My heart goes out to you, sir.

我很同情你，先生

I really, really am sad for you, but at the end of the day.

我真的，真的很為你難過，但到了最後。

If you didn't take care of Dak Prescott, what did you expect?

如果你不照顧達克-普雷斯科特，你還能指望什麼？

This called karma.

這叫業力。

That's what this is.

就是這樣的。

It's karma.

這是因果報應。

So as a result of that green, the difference between Marcus Spears shades and mind clearly minds a flyer there, obviously more expensive.

所以，由於這種綠色，馬庫斯-斯皮爾斯的墨鏡和頭腦之間的差異明顯頭腦一個飛人有，顯然更貴。

And here's the reason why, because it exudes positivity on a winning mentality.

原因就在這裡，因為它散發著積極向上的勝利心態。

Which is something cowboy?

哪些是東西牛仔？

No, absolutely nothing about cowboy fans everywhere.

不，絕對不是各地的牛仔迷。

Absolutely miserable today.

今天絕對是慘不忍睹。

It's not about the Cowboys organization.

這與牛仔隊的組織無關。

I have nothing against them.

我並不反對他們。

Have nothing against Jerry Jones and Stephen Jones.

對傑瑞-瓊斯和斯蒂芬-瓊斯沒有任何異議。

My issue is with the Dallas Cowboy fans.

我的問題是達拉斯牛仔隊的球迷。

They are miserable this morning and nothing makes me happy.

他們今天早上很可憐，沒有什麼能讓我開心。

But they make me sick.

但他們讓我噁心。

I'm nauseated by them constantly.

我經常被他們噁心到。

I wanna hear them say, Now we go with the Super Bowl this year, right?

我想聽他們說，現在我們去今年的超級碗，對嗎？

I want to hear that.

我想聽聽這個。

I want to hear that.

我想聽聽這個。

But I suspect we will die.

但我懷疑我們會死。

Floors, Your swag.

地板，你的贓物。

Ooh, how you doing, brother?

哦，你怎麼樣，兄弟？

So I go.

所以我走了。

How you doing?

你好嗎？

See, there There are there are defining moments on TV and it seems like YouTube guys are always a part of it, and thistle is a defining moment.

看，電視上有有決定性的時刻，似乎YouTube的人總是其中的一部分，而薊是一個決定性的時刻。

This moment is defining because there is absolutely nothing I can say back to Stephen A.

這一刻是決定性的，因為我絕對不能對斯蒂芬-A回話。

To change any other narrative that's out there right now.

要改變現在的任何其他說法。

And Korma is a great word, Stephen A.

Korma是個很好的詞，Stephen A.

Because, you know, we we talked about signing back and making sure he had a long term deal.

因為，你知道，我們... ...我們談到了籤回並確保他有一個長期的協議。

We also talked about how much he made up for what the deficiencies were on this team.

我們也談到了他彌補了這支球隊的不足之處。

Here's my only problem is my only problem with what's happening this morning.

這是我唯一的問題，就是今天早上發生的事情。

We're supposed to be family.

我們應該是一家人

We're supposed to be family.

我們應該是一家人

And the way you the way you entered this show and the way you talking to me Thank God I got these shades on right now, man, because I promised last night when I was watching this game, I wanted it to just go off.

還有你進入節目的方式... ...還有你跟我說話的方式... ...謝天謝地，我現在戴上了墨鏡，夥計，因為我昨晚答應過你，當我看比賽的時候，我想讓它消失。

I know it was on ESPN, and I know a lot of people were watching it.

我知道是在ESPN上，我知道有很多人在看。

And I know we love the ratings that come in from Monday Night Football and Lou, Riddick and Greasy and Levi, Lisa Salters and John Perry.

我知道我們很喜歡週一晚間橄欖球賽的收視率，還有盧、瑞迪克、油膩、李維、麗莎-薩爾特斯和約翰-佩裡。

We're doing a tremendous job talking about that game, but damn it, Lou Riddick had to resort to being positive about the things that could potentially happen in Dallas and then Stephen.

我們在談論那場比賽的時候做了大量的工作，但是該死的，盧-雷迪克不得不對達拉斯可能發生的事情采取積極的態度，然後斯蒂芬。

They come in today and does exactly what I expect him to do.

他們今天來了，做的正是我期望他做的事。

He further sticks the needle into my back.

他進一步將針頭扎進我的後背。

He further sticks the knife into my back and then has the audacity to bring up L s U who, by the way, giving up 50 points a game.

他進一步把刀子伸進我的背後，然後還敢提起L s U，順便說一句，他每場比賽丟掉50分。

Well, I have no place to go.

好吧，我沒有地方可去。

I have nowhere to hide, G.

我無處可躲，G。

Let me ask you this question.

讓我問你這個問題。

Wasn't Mookie Betts good the other night for the Dodgers?

那晚道奇隊的穆奇-貝茨不是很好嗎？

I e will tell you this.

我告訴你

Greedy.

貪婪的。

I will tell you this.

我告訴你

It's not just swag.

這不僅僅是贓物。

Ooh, it's not just swag goo who deserves to be ridiculed.

哦，不只是swag goo值得被嘲笑。

Do you know what happened to me A couple of weeks ago?

你知道幾周前我發生了什麼嗎？

The Dallas Cowboys lost and I was trolling them naturally on DWhite.

達拉斯牛仔隊輸了，我自然是在DWhite上吐槽他們。

I did that.

是我做的

Do you know who actually had the audacity?

你知道到底是誰這麼大膽嗎？

The unmitigated goal to pick up the phone and call me and facetime me, Damien, Woody?

拿起電話給我打電話，然後用臉書給我，達米安，伍迪，這是個不可饒恕的目標。

Because his wife wanted to get at me.

因為他老婆想對我下手。

I wanted to get at me.

我想對我下手。

What?

什麼？

Those cowboys you waste even you'll see.

你的那些牛仔，連你也會看到。

You'll see.

你會明白的

I didn't hear from the woody family last night.

昨天晚上我沒有收到木頭家的消息。

I couldn't find them.

我找不到他們。

I couldn't There's an A P B out for Mr and Mrs.

我不能... ...有一個A P B出來的先生和夫人。

Wouldn't you understand?

你不明白嗎？

I couldn't find them.

我找不到他們。

I couldn't find him.

我找不到他

Swagger.

Swagger。

I give him credit.

我給他點贊。

At least he showed up.

至少他出現了。

I give him credit, but Damien Woody, who picked the Dallas Cowboys win the Super Bowl last year about E Can you believe this?

我相信他，但達米恩-伍迪，他選擇了達拉斯牛仔隊去年贏得超級碗約E你能相信嗎？

He can't believe it.

他簡直不敢相信。

It's unbelievable what happened, and I would say this.

這是不可思議的事情，我想說的是。

I think ESPN made a slight error.

我認為ESPN犯了一個小小的錯誤。

I first of all the Monday 19 My lovin Luis, Riddick and Brian Greasy and group.

我首先是週一19日我的夫妻路易斯，瑞迪克和布萊恩-格里塞和組。

Please don't get me wrong.

請不要誤會我的意思。

Uh, you know, But I gotta say this.

呃，你知道，但我得說，這。

You want ratings?

你要收視率？

You put me in the Monday night booth when the Cowboys are playing on Monday.

牛仔隊週一比賽的時候，你讓我去週一晚上的包廂。

That's what you dio because they're gonna mess up so bad you're It's a struggle to find something good to say.

因為他們會把事情搞得一團糟，你很難找到好話說。

So what you have to do is go in the opposite direction.

所以，你要做的是反其道而行之。

You gotta troll them during the game.

你得在比賽中挖苦他們。

This is what you dio now.

這就是你現在的樣子。

Luis Riddick.

路易斯-瑞迪克

I mean, handling his business.

我是說，處理他的事情。

Any of Monday night gave us when it comes to the Dallas Cowboys on Monday Night Football, trust you, me?

任何一個週一晚上給我們的時候，它是達拉斯牛仔隊在週一晚上的足球，相信你，我？

There's a black cat running around somewhere.

有一隻黑貓在某個地方跑來跑去。

Don't show up.

不要出現。

And when it does, you know times it throws people off, You gotta be able the way.

而當它發生時，你知道有時它會讓人們失望，你必須要有辦法。

You can't talk about the Cowboys positively.

你不能正面談論牛仔隊。

You gotta troll them the entire Monday night.

你得整個週一晚上都在挖苦他們。

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感謝您在YouTube上觀看ESPN的體育直播和優質內容。

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訂閱ESPN，加。