- No.

- 不知道

[laughs]

[笑]

[tense music]

[緊張的音樂]

- [Interviewer] We brought you here today

- [採訪者]我們今天帶你來這裡

to take a lie detector test.

參加測謊測試。

- Right.

- 好吧，我知道了

- [Interviewer] One of you will be hooked up to the machine

- [採訪者]你們中的一個將被連接到機器上

while the other asks questions.

而另一個人卻在問問題。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- [Interviewer] And then you'll switch.

- 然後你就會換。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- [Interviewer] So, who wants to be in the hot seat first?

- [採訪者]那麼，誰想先上熱搜？

- Julia does.

- 茱莉亞就是這樣。

- No, Will does.

- 不，威爾會的。

- I was lying, I would love to be in the hot seat first.

- 我是騙人的，我很想先上熱搜。

- Good luck, sucker.

- 祝你好運，笨蛋。

- [Interviewer] Are you five foot two?

- [採訪者]你有五尺二嗎？

- Absolutely not.

- 絕對不是。

Five foot four.

五尺四寸

Five foot three.

五尺三寸

Five foot three.

五尺三寸

- [Interviewer] Kevin.

- [採訪者]凱文。

- Five foot two and a half.

- 五尺二寸半。

I'm five foot two, five foot two.

我有五尺二，五尺二。

- [Interviewer] Let's try to tell the truth.

- [採訪者]讓我們試著說出真相。

- [Kevin] Yeah five foot two.

- 是的，五尺二寸

- [Interviewer] Do you tip well?

- [採訪者]你的小費多嗎？

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

- [Interviewer] More than 15%?

- [採訪者]超過15%？

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

- [Interviewer] More than 20?

- [採訪者]超過20個？

- Sometimes yeah, I mean like when it's appropriate, yes.

- 有時是的，我的意思是當它是適當的，是的。

Oh jeez, oh God.

哦，天啊，天啊。

I'm a bad tipper, okay.

我是一個糟糕的小費，好吧。

I can't believe I'm rich and a bad tipper.

我不敢相信我是個有錢人，也是個壞小費者。

That's heartbreaking.

真讓人心碎。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

It's mostly just from me not knowing

主要是我不知道

or not having you know...

或沒有你知道...

It's from my bubble.

這是從我的保麗龍。

- Do you watch SNL every week?

- 你每週都看SNL嗎？

- I watch Pete's parts of SNL every week.

- 我每週都會看SNL中皮特的部分。

- Am I the funniest cast member?

- 我是最搞笑的演員嗎？

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- That's a lie.

- 這是一個謊言。

[laughing]

[笑]

- I know, yeah, it's Kenan.

- 我知道，是的，是凱南。

So do you think Kenan Thompson is funnier than me?

你覺得凱南-湯普森比我有趣嗎？

It's actually the next question.

其實是下一個問題。

- No.

- 不知道

- He is.

- 他是。

It's okay.

沒事的

Let's get it right.

讓我們把它弄好。

Do you think Kenan Thompson is funnier than me?

你覺得凱南-湯普森比我有趣嗎？

- No.

- 不知道

- Fail.

- 失敗。

[laughing]

[笑]

- It's fine.

- 沒事的

We all think that.

我們都這麼認為。

Kenan is funnier than me.

凱南比我有趣。

- Okay, all right.

- 好吧，好吧。

Kenan's funnier than you.

凱南比你有趣

- That's cool.

- 這很酷。

I'm cool with admitting that.

我很冷靜地承認這一點。

- Oh Ariana Grande, you know,

- 哦，阿麗亞娜・格蘭德，你知道的。

we pretty much kinda grew up together.

我們幾乎有點一起長大的。

I know her pretty well.

我跟她很熟。

We both were on Nickelodeon around the same time,

我們都是在Nickelodeon上的同一時間。

we actually tested out of high school together.

我們居然一起考出了高中。

I remember we went together.

我記得我們一起去的。

So yeah I know Ariana really well.

所以是的，我很瞭解阿麗亞娜。

Nice girl, good friend.

好姑娘，好朋友。

- [Interviewer] Is that true?

- [採訪者]是真的嗎？

- She's being deceptive.

- 她是騙人的。

- Well I aint lying.

- 我沒有說謊

- [Interviewer] Your hair always looks great.

- 你的頭髮總是很好看。

Would you say you spend a lot of time on your hair?

你會說你花了很多時間在你的頭髮上嗎？

- No.

- 不知道

- [Interviewer] Is that true?

- [採訪者]是真的嗎？

- That's questionable.

- 這是有問題的。

- What?

- 什麼？

Come on.

來吧。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

Yes, yes I spend time on my hair.

是的，是的，我花時間在我的頭髮上。

- [Interviewer] Have you ever canceled plans

- [採訪者]你有沒有取消過計劃？

because you didn't like the way your hair looked?

因為你不喜歡你頭髮的樣子？

- No.

- 不知道

- [Interviewer] Come on.

- [採訪者]來吧。

Is that true?

是真的嗎？

- [Female] That's questionable.

- [女]這是有問題的。

- Come on.

- 來吧。

- It's an unclear reading.

- 這是個不明確的解讀。

- There we go.

- 我們走吧

If I don't do my hair, it's very straight,

如果我不做頭髮，它就會很直。

and if I don't do it it'll just immediately

如果我不這樣做，它就會立即。

go into a bowl cut.

進碗裡切。

I will look like a 10 year old Korean boy.

我會像一個10歲的韓國男孩。

- [Interviewer] Okay.

- [採訪者]好的。

- I have to.

- 我必須這樣做

Like if I didn't have my hair...

就像如果我沒有我的頭髮... ...

You ever seen like those photos of like a shaved animal?

你見過像那些照片 像一個剃光的動物？

Right?

對吧？

And you're just like that's what a bear looks like bald?

而你只是喜歡這就是熊看起來像禿頭？

Because I have a very small head.

因為我的頭很小。

It's like 70% of my appeal.

這好像是我70%的吸引力。

- Do you like all of my posts on Instagram?

- 你喜歡我在Instagram上的所有文章嗎？

- No.

- 不知道

- That's true.

- 這倒是真的。

- That's fair.

- 這很公平

[laughing]

[笑]

Did you see my photos that I posted of Africa?

你看到我發的非洲照片了嗎？

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

- That's questionable.

- 這是有問題的。

- I didn't post any pictures.

- 我沒有發任何照片。

[laughing]

[笑]

- [Lana] I'm a great liar.

- [拉娜]我是一個偉大的金光黨。

- [Noah] Unquestionable.

- 毋庸置疑

That's good.

那就好

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

You studied ballet before acting.

你在演戲之前學過芭蕾舞

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

- [Noah] Do you still dance?

- 你還在跳舞嗎？

- No.

- 不知道

- When you're alone do you ever dance in the mirror?

- 當你一個人的時候，你會對著鏡子跳舞嗎？

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

- Do you think you're a better dancer than I am?

- 你覺得你的舞技比我好嗎？

- No.

- 不知道

- Lie.

- 謊言。

[laughing]

[笑]

- Mm.

- 嗯。

- Do you like my feet?

- 你喜歡我的腳嗎？

- I love your feet.

- 我喜歡你的腳。

- That's questionable.

- 這是有問題的。

[laughing]

[笑]

- How can you possibly like my feet?

- 你怎麼可能喜歡我的腳？

- Because they're beautiful.

- 因為他們很美。

I really love them.

我真的很喜歡他們。

I will kiss them.

我會親吻他們。

I will rub them.

我給他們擦擦。

I will do more if you want.

如果你想的話，我會做得更多。

- The [bleep] is more?

- 的[嗶嗶]多了？

- Whatever you want.

- 你想怎樣就怎樣

You tell me, what is more?

你告訴我，還有什麼？

- I don't want that.

- 我不想這樣

- Do you guys have a group chat without me?

- 沒有我，你們有群聊嗎？

- Why would we do that?

- 我們為什麼要這麼做？

- Answer the question.

- 回答這個問題。

- Why would we have a group chat without you?

- 沒有你，我們怎麼會有群聊？

That's crazy.

那是瘋狂的。

- I know for a fact that there is

- 我知道一個事實，即有

a post season six group chat that I'm not on.

一個後第六季的群聊，我不在。

- Well, this is why lie detectors don't work,

- 這就是為什麼測謊儀不起作用的原因。

because this is the answer.

因為這就是答案。

- She's skirting the question, folks.

- 她在迴避問題，夥計們。

- You wanna know the truth, here's the truth.

- 你想知道真相，這就是真相。

There's about four Parks and Rec text chains.

大約有四條Parks and Rec文字鏈。

There's Parks fam, right?

有Parks fam，對吧？

There's like Parks fam, there's Parks and Rec--

有像Parks fam， 有Parks和Rec --

- Not on that one.

- 那個不行

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

And there's another one, and there was one,

還有一個，還有一個。

that we don't use, because you're not on it

我們不用的，因為你不在上面。

and Chris Traeger's not on it, Rob Lowe's not on it,

和克里斯・崔格的不就可以了， 羅布・洛威的不就可以了。

but I think it started because we were

但我認為它開始，因為我們是

trying to surprise you, and we kept you off it.

試圖給你一個驚喜，而我們讓你不去做。

So to answer your question, yes,

所以回答你的問題，是的。

there is a text chain that you're not on.

有一個文本鏈，你不在。

There is.

有。

But I do also think there are four other text chains that...

但我也認為還有四條文字鏈，... ...

- That I'm also not on.

- 那我也不上。

[laughing]

[笑]

- Are you nervous?

- 你緊張嗎？

- No.

- 不知道

- [Male] Lie.

- 謊言。

- Oh! - Ooh!

- 哦！- 哦！

[laughing]

[笑]

- I thought we had something.

- 我還以為我們有了什麼。

- You do, the truth.

- 你做的，真相。

- You are a father, correct?

- 你是個父親，對嗎？

- [Orlando] That is true.

- 這是真的。

- Would you ever let me babysit him?

- 你會讓我照看他嗎？

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

[laughing]

[笑]

- He wanted to say no. - Questionable.

- 他想說不。- 疑問。

It's questionable.

這是有問題的。

He would probably babysit me.

他可能會照看我。

- Yeah exactly.

- 是的，沒錯。

- Have you ever watched Keeping Up With The Kardashians?

- 你看過《追趕卡戴珊》嗎？

- I've seen it on TV but I've never watched it.

- 我在電視上看到過，但我從來沒有看過。

Like I've seen someone else watch it.

就像我看過別人看一樣。

No, I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth.

不，我沒有說謊，我說的是實話。

- Stop yelling at the machine.

- 別再對著機器大喊大叫了

- I've seen it on TV but I've never like

- 我在電視上看過，但我從來沒有喜歡過。

oh let me keep up with the...

哦，讓我跟上... ...

I've never kept up with them.

我從來沒有跟上他們的腳步。

- I see.

- 我明白了

Seems like that was an agitated response.

看來這是個激動人心的反應。

Is that a fair assessment?

這是一個公平的評價嗎？

- Mm-hmm.

- 嗯哼。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- Well because I don't...

- 因為我不...

If I did watch it I wouldn't...

如果我真的看了，我也不會... ...

- Yeah you're not digging yourself a hole.

- 是啊，你不是在給自己挖坑吧。

- Look, I've watched a lot of bad things before, okay.

- 聽著，我以前看過很多壞事，好嗎？

But that's not something I turned to.

但這並不是我求助的對象。

It's not, man.

不是的，夥計。

You can hear it when it...

你可以聽到它，當它...

- You're yelling at a machine right now.

- 你現在正在對著一臺機器大喊大叫。

- [Interviewer] Did you like your character's makeover

- 你喜歡你的角色的改造嗎？

at the end of season two?

在第二季結束時？

- I wouldn't personally dress up that way,

- 我個人是不會這樣打扮的。

but I think it was very fun.

但我認為這是非常有趣的。

It actually didn't take that long to do.

其實做起來也沒那麼久。

But it was very fun getting to dress up like that

但能打扮成那樣，也是很有趣的事。

and I enjoyed it a lot.

我很喜歡它。

- [Interviewer] So you'd never worn that hairstyle

- 所以你從來沒有留過這種髮型？

in regular life?

平時生活中？

- Well I mean I have, technically, during the shoots,

- 我的意思是我有，技術上，在拍攝期間。

but I wouldn't use it as a stylistic choice, no.

但我不會把它作為一種風格選擇，不。

- [Interviewer] Lou?

- 盧？

- That one was largely deceptive.

- 這個主要是騙人的。

- What?

- 什麼？

Oh goodness.

哦，天啊

- Do you think you're smarter than me?

- 你以為你比我聰明嗎？

[laughing]

[笑]

- No, okay, let me really think about this.

- 不，好吧，讓我好好想想。

Do I think I'm smarter than you?

我覺得我比你聰明嗎？

- Yeah that's the question.

- 是的，這就是問題所在。

- No.

- 不知道

- He's lying.

- 他在撒謊

You think you're smarter than me.

你以為你比我聰明嗎？

You think you're smarter than everybody?

你以為你比所有人都聰明？

- No.

- 不知道

- He does.

- 他是這樣的

- Most people, yes.

- 大多數人，是的。

[laughing]

[笑]

- [Interviewer] Do you and Anastasia Steele

- 你和阿納斯塔西婭-斯蒂爾 Do you and Anastasia Steele?

have anything in common?

有什麼共同點？

- No.

- 不知道

Yes.

是的，我知道

- [Interviewer] Well which is it?

- [採訪者]那麼，是哪個呢？

- You can edit that out.

- 你可以編輯出來。

- [Interviewer] I don't think so.

- [採訪者]我不這麼認為。

- Okay you can say I'm a liar.

- 好吧，你可以說我是個金光黨。

Okay, big lie.

好吧，大話。

- You're gonna be fine.

- 你會好起來的

- [Interviewer] Have you ever been starstruck by a costar?

- [採訪者]你有沒有被一個演員打動過？

[laughs]

[笑]

- No.

- 不知道

Wait, him, specifically?

等等，他，特別是他？

- [Interviewer] Yeah.

- [採訪者]是的。

- No.

- 不知道

I don't remember.

我不記得了

Maybe, at the time.

也許，在當時。

Yes?

是嗎？

- Do you think I'm a good friend?

- 你覺得我是個好朋友嗎？

[laughing]

[笑]

- Why the hesitation?

- 為什麼猶豫不決？

- There is no hesitation.

- 沒有猶豫。

- Yeah just yes or no question.

- 是的，只是是或不是的問題。

- I was enjoying previous friendship moments

- 我很享受以前的友誼時刻

and taking them in in order to give an informed response,

並將其納入其中，以便作出知情的反應。

having reviewed it, to say yes,

經審查，說是。

I think you are a good friend.

我覺得你是個好朋友。

- Do you think you're better than me

- 你以為你比我強嗎？

because you went to Harvard?

因為你上過哈佛？

- No.

- 不知道

[laughing]

[笑]

- You're a terrible person, man.

- 你是一個可怕的人，男人。

- I don't.

- 我不知道

- So am I funny, Tracy?

- 我很有趣嗎，特雷西？

- Yes, but you need more than a sitcom, you need a series.

- 是的，但你需要的不僅僅是一個情景喜劇，你需要一個系列。

That's more than just funny, that's like OG,

這不僅僅是搞笑，簡直就是OG。

even more than just funny-

不僅僅是搞笑

- Do you think I could have a comedy franchise?

- 你認為我可以有一個喜劇專營店嗎？

A successful comedy franchise?

一個成功的喜劇加盟店？