Name: 賈德-阿帕圖和柯南不會成為朋友 - TBS的柯南。 (Judd Apatow & Conan Are Not Going To Be Friends - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-10-24T20:36:09.000Z
Duration: 3 min 41 s

are you keeping up with people during pandemic?

I think the one thing that I've noticed eyes you know, you you check in with people and you realize who you care about because that's who you check in with, right?

我想有一件事，我已經注意到眼睛，你知道，你你檢查的人，你意識到你關心誰，因為這是你檢查的人，對不對？

I haven't talked to so and so in a little while.

基本上，你會意識到你愛的是誰。

But you also realize who doesn't like you at all, because they don't check in on you.

但你也意識到誰根本不喜歡你，因為他們不查你。

Now that it's been about 67 months, you just go.

現在已經67個月左右了，你就走吧。

Wow, That person must hate me because they don't know if I'm just dead in my house right now.

哇，那個人一定很討厭我，因為他們不知道我現在是不是已經死在家裡了。

You know, it just occurred to me This is the first time we've talked, maybe in Covitz.

你知道嗎 我突然想到 這是我們第一次談話 也許是在Covitz吧

So maybe neither one of us really cares about the other one.

所以，也許我們兩個人都沒有真正關心另一個人。

That's true because I did your podcast also right before co vid Conan needs a friend.

這是真的，因為我做了你的播客，也就在co vid柯南需要一個朋友之前。

We realized on the podcast that we were not gonna be friends, that we have the ability because we live like, 200 yards from each other on we don't do it.

我們在播客上意識到，我們不會成為朋友，我們有能力，因為我們住一樣，200碼從對方上我們不這樣做。

And so I think I feel comfortable knowing not on the table.

所以我覺得我知道不上桌就很舒服。

But you know, when you're hurting inside like something's happening in your life, you're not gonna call may and share.

但你知道，當你內心受到傷害的時候... ...就像你的生活中發生了什麼事一樣，你不會打電話給梅然後分享。

I don't think I'm gonna call you in that situation.

在這種情況下，我想我不會給你打電話。

The only reason I call you is to say your books are much too close to your fireplace.

我打電話給你的唯一原因是說你的書離你的壁爐太近了。

這我可以說，這是一個火災隱患。

There's a lot of ah lot of hoarding here.

是啊，我... ...我是一個囤積者。

This is what I realized is that I have just so much stuff around me.

我這才發現，我身邊的東西實在是太多了。

我的意思是，這就是我囤積的數量。

我有一個皮特・霍姆斯的鼠標墊。

No, Pete got it for me so I wouldn't forget about him after crashing.

不，皮特給我買的，這樣我就不會在撞車後忘記他了。

He wants toe on my hand that za new level.

Well, our show is done, but I'm getting you a mouse pad of myself.

好了，我們的表演結束了，但我要給你一個我的鼠標墊。

You and he, you guys care about each other.

That's what you've learned about yourself in this time?

這就是這段時間你對自己的瞭解？

Because I think a lot about what am I supposed to be learning during this pause during this purgatory?

因為我想了很多，在這個煉獄期間，我應該在這個停頓中學習什麼？

I don't feel like any of it has been good.

I feel like show business right now is a phantom limb, like we're all trying to pretend it's still there.

我覺得現在的娛樂圈就像一個幻肢，就像我們都想假裝它還在那裡。

But it's not there like you're in Largo right now, pretending show business exists.

但它不像你現在在拉哥，假裝演藝事業的存在。

I'm doing my best to keep this facade going that there is show business, but there isn't show business, you know.

我在盡我所能地保持這個面子去... ...那是演藝事業， 但沒有演藝事業，你知道的。

There's just and everything's a zoom like I can't get used to.

有隻是和一切的變焦，就像我不能習慣。

When I read a review of a play, it's just a picture of to zoom squares like you read a review in New York, Times of they feel like it's a stunning new play, and it's four people on a zoom, and there's no way that that that's what show business has become.

當我讀到一齣戲的評論，它只是一個圖片的放大方塊，就像你讀到紐約的評論，時報的他們覺得這是一個驚人的新戲，它是四個人的變焦，並沒有辦法，這就是娛樂圈已經成為。

Do you find that when you're on a zoom, you think of you fart?

你有沒有發現，當你在變焦的時候，你會想到你放屁？

I have been thinking that the whole time.

 You know, if it's all I think e it can't get through the sound, it can't get through the zoom. 

你知道，如果這是我想的一切，它不能通過聲音，它不能通過變焦。