I'M SAM WATERSTON.

我是SAM WATERSTON.

AND NO THESE EYEBROWS AREN'T IMPLANTS.

而且這些眉毛不是假肢。

THEY'RE BIG NATURALS.

他們是大自然人。

OF COURSE, WE ALL KNOW THAT TO TRULY COVER A CAMPAIGN, YOU HAVE

當然，我們都知道，要想真正的覆蓋一個競選，你必須

TO HIT THE ROAD.

要上路了。

SO HERE'S A LOOK AT "THE LATE SHOW"" IN THE FIELD, FROM BACK

所以，這裡是一個看 "晚間秀""在現場，從後面看

WHEN IT WAS STILL SAFE TO GO OUTSIDE.

當它仍然是安全的 去外面。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: SENATOR THANKS FOR

>> 史蒂芬：參議員感謝

TALKING TO ME TODAY.

今天跟我說話。

WELCOME TO SOUTH CAROLINA.

歡迎來到南卡羅來納州。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> Stephen: OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE HERE TO GET TO THE HEARTS AND

>> 史蒂芬：很明顯，你是來這裡找尋心靈和... ...

MIND OF THE SOUTH CAROLINAIANS.

南卡羅萊納州人的思想。

TO GET TO A SOUTH CAROLINAIANS HEART YOU IS ARE TO GO THROUGH

要進入南卡羅萊納州人的心，你必須經歷

THEIR STOMACH, THE CONTENTS OF WHICH WILL EVENTUALLY LODGE IN

他們的氣管，其中的內容將最終停留在。

THEIR HEART, OKAY.

他們的心，好吧。

YOU SAID YOU'RE A FAN OF FAST FOOD.

你說你是個快餐愛好者。

>> UH-HUH.

>> UH -HUH。

>> Stephen: ARE THERE ANY WAYS IN WHICH YOU ARE NOT LIKE DONALD

>> 史蒂芬：你有什麼方法不喜歡唐納德嗎？

TRUMP?

特朗普？

>> YES.

>> 是。

I READ BOOKS.

我看書。

I-- ( LAUGHTER )

我 - （笑）

I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE.

我關心的是人。

>> Stephen: OKAY, SO THERE ARE A COUPLE OF REASONS.

>> Stephen:好吧，所以有一連串的理由。

>> A COUPLE.

>> 一對夫婦。

>> Stephen: A COUPLE OF WAYS YOU'RE DIFFERENT.

>> 斯蒂芬：你的幾種不同的方式。

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STATE SO FAR?

到目前為止，你最喜歡的州是哪一個？

>> ALL OF THEM.

>> 所有的人。

( LAUGHTER ).

（笑）：

>> Stephen: REALLY?

>> Stephen:真的嗎？

>> YUP.

>> YUP。

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE NO-- THAT'S VERY--... EQUITABLE OF

>> Stephen:你沒有... ... 這是非常... ...公平的

YOU.

你。

>> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHILD?

>> 你最喜歡的孩子是什麼？

>> Stephen: I THINK IT WOULD PROBABLY BE LARRY, MY SON LARRY.

>> Stephen:我想可能是LARRY，我的兒子LARRY。

>> NOPE, NOPE.

>> 沒有，沒有。

>> Stephen: HE KNOWS I LOVE HIM MOST.

>> Stephen:他知道我最愛他。

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> 沒錯。

>> Stephen: I LOVE YOU, LARRY!

>> Stephen:我愛你，LARRY！

THE OTHER ONES ARE GREAT.

其他的都很好。

THE OTHER ONES ARE GREAT.

其他的都很好。

DON'T GET ME WRONG.

不要誤解我的意思。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> Stephen: LARRY IS REALLY SPECIAL.

>> Stephen:拉里是真正的特殊。

>> LARRY IS THE ONE.

>> LARRY是一個。

>> Stephen: I CALL LARRY THE SOUTH CAROLINA OF MY CHILDREN.

>> 斯蒂芬：我稱拉里為我孩子們的南卡羅來納。

IF SOMEONE DOWN HERE SAYS SOMETHING DUMB OR UNINFORMED, WE

如果有人在這裡說一些愚蠢的或不瞭解情況的，我們。

MIGHT JUST SAY, "BLESS YOUR HEART."

可能只是說，"保佑你的心臟。"

>> RIGHT.

>> 右邊。

>> Stephen: BLESS YOUR HEART.

>> Stephen:祝福你的心。

>> I GOT IT.

>> 我明白了。

>> Stephen: YOU GOT IT.

>> Stephen:你得到了它。

>> I THINK I'M READY.

>> 我想我準備好了。

>> Stephen: DONALD TRUMP DEFINITELY LEARNED HIS LESSON

>> Stephen:唐納德-特朗普肯定吸取了教訓。

FROM THE IMPEACHMENT?

從監聽？

>> BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART.

>> 祝福你的小心肝。

( LAUGHTER ).

（笑）：

>> Stephen: VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.

>> Stephen:非常好，非常好。

NOW, LET'S IMAGINE I'M A BILLIONAIRE AND THESE RIBS ARE

現在，讓我們想象一下，我是一個億萬富翁，而這些RIBS是。

MY MONEY.

我的錢。

OKAY, I WANT ALL OF MY MONEY.

好吧，我想要我所有的錢。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: IT'S MY MONEY.

>> Stephen:這是我的錢。

THEY'RE MY RIBS.

他們是我的肋骨。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO HAVE ANY OF MY

>> 我不想讓別人擁有我的任何東西。

RIBS.

RIBS：

>> RIGHT.

>> 右邊。

>> Stephen: HOW MANY OF MY RIBS WOULD YOU TAKE AWAY?

>> Stephen:你能拿走我多少根肋骨？

>> IT'S LIKE A LITTLE CORNER RIGHT OFF THE EDGE THERE.

>> 就像一個小角落，就在那裡的邊緣。

>> Stephen: THAT MUCH.

>> Stephen:那麼多。

>> NO, NOS-- >> Stephen: THAT'S THE BEST

>> 不，NOS -- >> 史蒂芬。那是最好的

PART.

部分：

>> IT WOULD BE JUST -- >> Stephen: NO, I WANT THAT

>> 這將是公正的 - >> 斯蒂芬。不，我要那個

PART.

部分：

>> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT PART WOULD DO-- COME ON.

>> 你知道那部分會做什麼 -- 來吧。

THAT'S UNIVERSAL CHILD CARE YOU JERK!

這就是普遍的兒童保健，你混蛋！

HERE.

這裡。

>> Stephen: NO, I'M GOING TO LICK THEM ALL.

>> Stephen:不，我要去舔它們。

NOW I'M GOING TO LICK ALL THE RIBS SO NOBODY ELSE CAN HAVE ANY

現在我要把所有的排骨都舔了，這樣別人就不能吃了。

RIBS.

RIBS：

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'LL TAKE IT ANYWAY.

>> 你知道嗎，我們會採取任何方式。

>> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW THE JOKE?

>> Stephen:你知道這個笑話嗎？

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> Stephen: WHY IS MICHELOB ULTRALIKE MAKING LOVE IN A

>> Stephen:為什麼MICHELOB ULTRALIKE要在A中做愛？

CANOE?

CANOE？

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> Stephen: BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH ( BLEEP ) CLOSE TO WATER.

>> 斯蒂芬：因為它們都離水很近。

>> BLESS YOUR HEART.

>> 祝福你的心。

( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SINCE OUR

( 掌聲 ) >> 史蒂芬: 自從我們的...

REPORTERS, JIM ANCHORTON AND JILL NEWSLADY ARE SUCH HUGE FANS

記者，JIM ANCHORTON和JILL NEWSLADY是如此巨大的粉絲。

OF TRUMP, WE SENT THESE TWO DOWN TO ORLANDO AND THEY FILED THIS

特朗普的，我們送這兩個人到奧蘭多，他們提出了這個。

STORY THAT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE.

主流媒體不想讓你看到的故事。

SEE.

請看：

♪ ♪ ♪ >> WE'RE TRYING TO DO THE REAL

>>我們正在努力做真正的。

NEWS OUT HERE.

新聞出在這裡。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> A LOT OF FAKE NEWS OUT THERE.

>> 很多假新聞在那裡。

WE'RE TRYING TO DO THE REAL ONES.

我們正在嘗試做真正的人。

>> OH, ARE YOU FOX?

>> 哦，你是福克斯？

>> NO, REAL NEWS.

>> 不，真正的新聞。

YOU HAVE HEARD OF BLASTING?

你聽說過爆破嗎？

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> WE'RE NARROWED CASTING.

>> 我們是狹義的鑄造。

>> I'M TRYING TO GET THE WORD AROUND, TRYING TO GET THE WORD

>> 我在努力把話說清楚，努力把話說明白。

AROUND ABOUT THE NEW CHANTS.

圍繞著新的CHANTS。

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS ONE?

你對這個有什麼看法？

HEY, HEY, HO, HO, LOCK UP HILLARY CLINTON.

嘿，嘿，嗬，嗬，鎖定希拉里・克林頓。

>> I LOVE IT.

>> 我喜歡它。

>> SHE'S INTO IT.

>> 她是在它。

>> I'M SO IN.

>> 我很喜歡。

>> HEY, HEY!

>> 嘿，嘿！

HO, HO!

嗬，嗬！

LOCK UP HILLARY CLINTON!

鎖定希拉里-克林頓！

HEY, HEY!

嘿，嘿！

HO, HO!

嗬，嗬！

HILLARY CLINTON SHOULD BE ARRESTED.

希拉里-克林頓應該被逮捕。

>> THE ONLY REASON WE WON IS BECAUSE OUR ELECTORAL COLLEGE

>> 我們獲勝的唯一原因是，因為我們的選舉學院

SYSTEM.

系統：

>> NEITHER OF YOU GENTLEMEN HAVE BROUGHT UP HILLARY CLINTON'S

>> 你們這些人都沒有提起過希拉里-克林頓的事。

EMAILS.

電子郵件：

WHY AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON'S-- BOO!

為什麼我們不談希拉里-克林頓的... ...噓！

BOO!

BOO！

>> ONE QUESTION FOR YOU-- YOU THINK IVANKA TRUMP IS REALLY

>> 問你一個問題---你覺得伊凡卡-特朗普是真的嗎？

HOT, RIGHT?

熱，對不對？

>> I DON'T LOOK AT IVANKA TRUMP--

>> 我不看伊凡卡-特朗普--

>> YOU'RE HONEST ABE.

>> 你是誠實的ABE。

YOU HAVE TO ANSWER HONESTLY.

你必須誠實地回答。

>> I DONT LOOK AT HER AS FEMALE.

>> 我不認為她是女性。

I LOOK AT HER AS THE PRESIDENT'S WIFE.

我把她看作是總統的妻子。

>> 2020!

>> 2020!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

讓美國再次變得更偉大！

WHAT'S UP, BROS.

這是怎麼回事，兄弟。

>> IF YOU COULD CHOOSE TO BE WITH TRUMP TONIGHT INSTEAD OF

>> 如果你今晚選擇和特朗普在一起，而不是。

YOUR HUSBAND AND AND BE TRUMPS-- NOT EVEN WIFE, LET'S JUST SAY

你的丈夫和是特魯姆普斯 - 甚至妻子，讓我們只說。

SIDE PIECE-- WOULD YOU TAKE THAT DEAL?

旁白 -- 你會接受這個交易嗎？

>> YES, ABSOLUTELY.

>> 是的，絕對是。

WHO WOULDN'T?

誰不會呢？

WHEN WOULDN'T.

當不會。

>> Stephen: THERE ARE SO MANY CANDIDATES RIGHT NOW IF A RANDOM

>> 史蒂芬: 現在有這麼多的候選人，如果隨機抽籤的話。

PERSON WALKED UP TO ME ON THE STREET AND SAID THEY WERE

有人在街上向我走來，說他們是。

RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, I WOULD PROBABLY BELIEVE THEM.

競選總統，我可能會相信他們。

I DECIDED TO TEST THAT THEORY BY SENDING ONE OF OUR WRITERS,

我決定派我們的一個作家去測試這個理論。

BRYAN STACK, OUT TO TO THE STREET TO SEE IF PEOPLE WOULD

布賴恩-斯泰克，到街上去看看人們是否願意。

BELIEVE HE WAS ONE OF THE COUNTLESS MIDDLE-AGED, WHITE

相信他是無數中年人中的一員，白人。

MALE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES.

男性民主黨候選人：

WE GAVE HIM THE NAME GREGORY WHITEMAN, WITH A "Y," TO KEEP IS

我們給他起了個名字叫GREGORY WHITEMAN，加個 "Y"，讓他保持住。

SUBTLE, AND TOLD HIM TO JUST MAKE UP EVERYTHING ELSE.

潛伏，並告訴他只是編造其他的東西。

TAKE A LOOK.

看看吧

>> CAN I ASK HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT GRETRY WHY,MAN THAT'S ME.

>> 我能問問你對GRETRY的看法嗎？ 為什麼？

I'M GLAD YOU THINK I'M FINE.

我很高興你認為我很好。

I DOUBT THAT MYSELF SOMETIMES.

有時也會懷疑自己。

>> YOU'RE GREAT.

>> 你是偉大的。

>> I'M AGAINST HIGH TAXES PARTLY BECAUSE I DID 12 YEARS IN PRISON

>> 我反對高稅率，部分原因是我坐了12年牢。

FOR TAX EVASION.

為了偷稅漏稅。

BUT I'M DOING ALL RIGHT NOW.

但我現在正在做的一切。

I LEARNED MY LESSON, SORT OF.

我學到了我的教訓，有點。

>> WE'RE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT, SO--

>> 我們是執法部門的，所以... ...

>> OH, YOU ARE.

>> 哦，你是。

.WELL MAYBE I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.

.好吧，也許我說的太多了。

>> Stephen: HE MET WITH REAL-LIFE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

>> 史蒂芬：他會見了現實生活中的總統候選人。

AND GOVERNOR OF THE GREAT STATE OF MONTANA, STEVE BULLOCK, AT A

和蒙大拿州州長史蒂夫-布洛克，在會上的講話

POPULAR IOWA CAMPAIGN STOP.

愛荷華州的大眾化競選停止。

>> GREAT MEETING YOU.

>> 很高興見到你。

>> Stephen: BULLOCK WAS THE PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR GREGORY TO

>> Stephen: BULLOCK是GREGORY的最佳人選。

TALK TO, SINCE HE AND YHYTMAN HAVE SIMILAR POLL NUMBERS.

談話，因為他和YHYTMAN有相似的民意調查數字。

I'M GREGORY YRYTMAN.

我是GREGORY YRYTMAN。

CAN I ASK WHICH OF THE TWO OF US YOU WERE MOST IMPRESSED WITH.

我可以問一下，你對我們兩個中的哪一個印象最深嗎？

>> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.

>> 這是一個很好的問題。

I THINK IT'S A TIE.

我想這是一個領帶。

>> THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.

>> 你真好心。

>> .

>> .

I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP.

我不會放棄的。

I WANT TO REPRESENT THE FORGOTTEN AMERICANS, FOLKS LIKE

我想代表那些被遺忘的美國人，像這樣的人。

JAY INSLEE, MICHAEL BENNETT, JOHN DELANEY AND FOUR OR FIVE

JAY INSLEE、MICHAEL BENNETT、JOHN DELANEY和四五個人

OTHERS.

其他：

I FORGET THEM, AND THAT'S MY POINT.

我忘了他們，這就是我的觀點。

BUT I ASK YOU TO BELIEVE IN ME, GEGRY WHYTMAN, A BELIEVABLE

但我請你相信我，格格瑞-懷特曼，一個可信的... ...

CHOICE, AND TOGETHER WITH YOUR SUPPORT, WE CAN BUILD A BETTER

選擇，再加上你的支持，我們可以建立一個更好的。

FUTURE, AND ALSO, HOPEFULLY IMPRESS MY WIFE.

未來，還有，希望能給我的妻子帶來驚喜。

WE'RE GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A ROUGH PATCH.

我們正在經歷一段艱難的時期。

SHE'S OUT CANVASSING FOR ELISABETH WARREN.

她在外面為艾莉莎貝特-沃倫拉票。

( LAUGHTER ) YT, MAN, 2020.

（笑）YT，男人，2020。

SECRETARY CASTRO, IT WAS AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.

卡斯特羅，很榮幸見到你。

AND THANK YOU FOR TALKING TO ME, AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT

謝謝你跟我說話，我希望你有一個很好的。

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.

主席競選：

THANK YOU, SIR.

謝謝你，先生。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> COMING UP, STEPHEN INTERVIEWS

>> 即將到來的，斯蒂芬採訪。

JOE BIDEN.

JOE BIDEN.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU GOING NUTS?

>> Stephen:你瘋了嗎？

( LAUGHTER ).

（笑）：

>> LOOK, THE REASON I CAME ON THE JIMMY KIMMEL SHOW IS BECAUSE

>> 聽著，我上吉米-基梅爾節目的原因是：

I'M NOT.

我不是。

I MEAN-- ( LAUGHTER )

我的意思是 - （笑）