BECAUSE THIS WEEK COULD GET CRAZY FAST.

因為這周可能會變得瘋狂的快。

ENJOY THIS MOMENT NOW CUZ TOMORROW NIGHT WILL BE THE FIRST

享受這個時刻，現在，因為明天晚上將是第一次。

OF THREE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION AFTER

選舉前三場總統辯論的情況

MONTHS OF VIRTUAL CAMPAIGNING, DONALD TRUMP AND JOE BIDEN WILL

幾個月的虛擬競選，唐納德-特朗普和喬-比登將會。

FINALLY MEET IN PERSON.

終於見到本人了。

IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU AND YOUR ZOOM BOYFRIENDS DECIDE TO TAKE

這就像你和你的ZOOM男友決定採取

THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL, YOU KNOW?

事情到了一個新的高度，你知道嗎？

>> SHOULD WE MEET?

>> 我們能見面嗎？

BUT THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IS GOING ON FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS

但總統競選已經持續了兩年多了

NOW AND IT'S FINALLY TIME TO DECIDE WHO BECOMES THE PRESIDENT

現在，終於到了決定誰將成為總統的時候了。

OF THE UNITED STATES.

美利堅合眾國政府

I'M JOKING.

我在開玩笑。

WE'VE GOT FIVE MORE WEEKS OF THIS.

我們還有五個星期的時間。

AND THEN LET'S BE HONEST, PROBABLY ANOTHER TWO MONTHS

然後，讓我們說實話，可能還有兩個月的時間。

AFTER THAT.

在那之後。

THE DEBATE IS BEING HELD IN CLEVELAND, OHIO, CLEVELAND OF

辯論會在俄亥俄州克利夫蘭市舉行。

COURSE IS THE HOME OF THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL OF FAME.

球場是 "搖滾名人堂 "的所在地。

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE ROCK INCOMER ROLL THAN TWO OLD

我想不出有什麼比兩個老傢伙更搖滾的新人滾球了

GUYS TAKING TO THE STAGE TO ARGUE ABOUT THE POST OFFICE.

弟兄們在舞臺上爭論郵局的事。

SO THIS IS NICE FOR TRUMP, IT IS.

所以，這對特朗普來說是好事，是的。

MAYBE HE WILL HAVE TIME TO VILSITY THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL

也許他將有時間去搖滾樂廳。

OF FAME AND REMINISCE ABOUT ALL OF THE MUSICIANS WHO HAVE SUED

的名聲，並記住所有的音樂人誰已經起訴。

HIM FOR USING THEIR SONGS WITHOUT PERMISSION.

他使用他們的歌曲未經許可。

NOW THE FIRST DEBATE WILL BE MODERATED BY FOX NEWS ANCHOR

現在第一場辯論將由福克斯新聞主播主持。

CHRIS WALLACE.

CHRIS WALLACE.

IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR, CHRIS WALLACE IS THE ONE FOX NEWS

如果你不熟悉，克里斯-沃利斯是一個福克斯新聞。

PERSONALITY WHO SEEMS LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED LONG OKAY

看起來應該早就被解僱的人的個性

FOR, YOU KNOW, NOT YELLING ENOUGH.

因為，你知道，沒有喊夠。

IN THE PAST CHRIS WALLACE HASN'T HESITATED TO FACT CHECK TRUMP

過去，克里斯-沃利斯不惜對特朗普進行事實調查。

DURING INTERVIEWS.

在採訪期間：

IT HASN'T MADE ONE BIT OF DIFFERENCE, BUT THE POINT IS HE

它並沒有帶來任何變化，但關鍵是他。

TRIES.

嘗試：

IAN, TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR CONCERNS GOING INTO THESE

IAN，跟我談談你對這些的擔心... ...

DEBATES.

辯論：

>> EVERYTHING, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT EVERYTHING.

>> 所有的事情，我都很擔心。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: REGGIE, IF YOU WERE THE MODERATOR, WHAT IS THE FIRST

>> 詹姆斯。REGGIE，如果你是主持人，第一個是什麼？

QUESTION YOU WOULD ASK THE CANDIDATES?

你想問候選人的問題？

>> HOW WELL CAN YOU DANCE?

>> 你能跳得多好？

>> James: I CAN ANSWER THAT FOR YOU.

>> 詹姆斯。我可以為你解答。

>> Reggie: OKAY.

>> 雷吉：好的。

>> James: POORLY, ON BOTH COUNTS.

>> 詹姆斯。糟糕的是，在兩個方面。

>> Reggie: I GUESS IT WOULDN'T BE THAT USEFUL.

>> 我想應該不會那麼有用吧。

>> James: SPEAKING OF THE OVAL OFFICE, I HAVE TO MENTION THIS.

>> James:說到VAL辦公室，我不得不提一下這個。

TRUMP'S FORMER PRESS SECRETARY SARAH SANDERS HAS A NEW BOOK OUT

特朗普前新聞發言人薩拉-桑德斯新書出版

ABOUT HER TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

關於她在白宮的日子。

AND IN THE BOOK SHE TELLS ABOUT A TIME THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP

在書中，她還說到了特朗普總統的一次。

CALLED HER AND HOPE HICKS INTO THE OVAL OFFICE TO SHOW THEM,

給她打了電話，然後希望HICKS到VAL辦公室給他們看看。

QUOTE, THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME.

語錄，最偉大的音樂視頻的所有時間。

HE THEN PROCEEDED TO PLAY NOVEMBER RAIN BY GUNS N ROSES.

然後他繼續播放《槍與玫瑰》的《十一月的雨》。

THIS SAUL TRUE.

這SAUL真實。

IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT VIDEO, HERE IS A SAMPLE.

如果你不記得那個視頻，這裡是一個例子。

♪ NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.

沒有什麼是永恆的。

♪ AND WE BOTH KNOW HEARTS CAN CHANGE.

我們都知道心是可以改變的。

♪ AND TIME TO HOLD A CANDLE.

和時間舉行燭光。

♪ IN THE COLD NOVEMBER RAIN.

在寒冷的十一月雨。

♪ RDZ WHAT IN WHY.

RDZ什麼在為什麼。

>> James: WHEN HE HEARD ABOUT THIS JOE BIDEN WAS LIKE WELL, AT

>> 詹姆斯。當他聽到這個喬-比登就像好了，在。

LEAST WE AGREE ON ONE THING.

至少我們在一件事上是一致的。

I GOT TO SAY, I LIKE THAT VIDEO.

我得說，我喜歡那個視頻。

I DON'T THINK THEY MAKE VIDEOS LIKE THAT ANY MORE.

我想他們不會再拍這樣的影片了。

I GENUINELY THINK IT'S TRULY PRESIDENTIAL.

我真的認為它是真正的總統。

IT'S GOT EVERYTHING.

它有所有的東西。

BIG HAIR, THE HOT CHICKS.

大頭髮，熱門的雞。

OR AS I CALL THEM TASTY BABES.

或者說我叫他們 "美味寶貝"。

TASTY BABES RIPPING CIGS.

TASTY BABES RIPPING CIGS。

YOU GOT A WEDDING.

你有一個婚禮。

YOU GOT A GUY JUMPED INTO A CAKE.

你讓一個傢伙跳進了蛋糕裡。

THERE'S A FUNERAL.

有一個葬禮。

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

什麼是不愛？

>> Reggie: ARE YOU A FAN OF GUNS R ROSES I MEAN PRENOVEMBER

>> 雷吉：你是GUNS R ROSES的粉絲嗎？

RAIN.

雨。

>> James: HERE IS MY THING.

>> 詹姆斯。這是我的東西。

I APPRECIATE WHAT GUNS N' ROSES DID FOR MUSIC.

我很欣賞GUNS N'ROSES對音樂的貢獻。

AM I PUTTING IT ON IN THE CAR, PROBABLY NOT RRS I SEE.

我把它放在車上，可能不是RRS，我看到了。

>> James: WASN'T SLASH ON THE SHOW ONCE, ROB?

>> 詹姆斯：節目上不是有史萊士嗎，羅伯？

>> NO SWRZ HE'S NEVER BEEN ON.

>> 沒有SWRZ，他從來沒有在。

SO THERE WAS A TIME HE WAS GOING TO COME AND HE PULLED OUT.

所以，有一次他要來的時候，他拉了出來。

>> WE PICKED HIM A BIT ABOUT LOOKING AFTER LOCAL ANIMALS

>> 我們挑選了他關於照顧當地動物的一些事情。

BECAUSE IS HE VERY INTO PROTECTING WILDLIFE IN LOS

因為他很喜歡保護野生動物，因為他很喜歡保護野生動物，因為他很喜歡保護野生動物，因為他很喜歡保護野生動物，因為他很喜歡保護野生動物，因為他很喜歡保護野生動物。

ANGELES.

ANGELES。

>> James: I'M AMAZED HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT.

>> 詹姆斯。我很驚訝，他沒有去。

WHEN YOU HEAR THE PITCH PRESENTED THAT PASSIONATELY,

當你聽到球場上的介紹，熱情洋溢。

IT'S AMAZING HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT SLASH, THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"

令人驚訝的是，他沒有去為它slash，"晚，晚秀"。

BEEN ON ONCE, YEAH, YEAH, CAR CARPOOL KARAOKE.

上過一次，YEAH，YEAH，CAR CARPOOL KARAOKE。

NO, THEY WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU TO A PET SANCTUARY.

不，他們想把你送到寵物聖殿去。

>> I'M GOOD.

>> 我很好。

WHAT'S THAT, ROB.

那是什麼，羅伯。

>>-- SLASH WAS ON THE SHOW.

>>-- 斯拉什在節目中。

>> Reggie: WHAT?

>> 雷吉：什麼？

>> James: WHEN?

>> 詹姆斯。什麼時候？

WHEN WAS SLASH ON THE-- HANG ON A MINUTE, BEN HAS JUST GONE NO,

HE'S NEVER BEEN ON.

他從來沒有上。

>> LENNY KRAVITZ TOLD A STORY ABOUT SLASH.

>> LENNY KRAVITZ講了一個關於SLASH的故事。

>> James: GOOD ENOUGH ABOUT FOR ME.

>> 詹姆斯。對我來說已經很好了。

LENNY KRAVITZ TOLD A STORY ABOUT SLASH ON THE SHOW.

LENNY KRAVITZ在節目中講了一個關於SLASH的故事。

THAT'S THE CLOSEST WF'S BEEN TO SLASH ON THE SHOW.

那是WF最接近的一次在節目上打人。

>> HE WAS WITH US IN SPIRIT.

>> 他在精神上與我們同在。

>> James: HE WAS WITH US IN SPIRIT.

>> 詹姆斯。他在精神上與我們同在。

AND I LIKE-- I LIKE MUSIC VIDEOS.

我喜歡... 我喜歡音樂錄像。

I WOULD SAY I WATCH A LOT OF MUSIC VIDEOS.

我想說我看了很多音樂視頻。

HAVE I NEVER HAD A MOMENT IN MY LIFE WHERE I THOUGHT TOM, GET IN

我一生中從來沒有過這樣的時刻，我想，湯姆，進去吧。

HERE, SIT DOWN, LET ME SHOW YOU THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL

在這裡，坐下來，讓我告訴你最偉大的音樂視頻。

TIME.

時間。

YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, WE'VE GOT JOBS TO

你是美國總統，我們有工作要做。

DO.

DO：

DOESN'T MATTER, WATCH THIS.

不要緊，看這個。

IT'S ALSO LIKE SEVEN MINUTES LONG, THAT VIDEO.

那段視頻也有七分鐘那麼長。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME

>> 詹姆斯：你認為有史以來最好的音樂視頻是什麼？

IS, REG?

IS，REG？

>> Reggie: IT'S SO HARD.

>> 太難了。

YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY I REALLY LIKED THE FEELING FASCINATION,

你知道嗎，我不得不說我真的很喜歡這種感覺。

HUMAN LEAGUE BECAUSE IT HAD THIS COOL THING WHERE HAD T HAD A DOT

人類聯盟，因為它有這個很酷的東西在哪裡有T有一個點。

ON A MAP AND IT PUSHED IN SHALL-- OH NO, WAS THAT ROMEO

在地圖上，它推在SHALL -- 哦，不，是羅密歐。

VOID, I DON'T KNOW, ANYWAYS THERE IS SOME INDIVIDUAL KRO

無效，我不知道，反正有一些獨立的KRO。

WHERE THERE IS A DOT ON A MAP AND THE CAMERA PUSHES IN AND IT

凡是地圖上有一個點，相機推入，它

GOES THROUGH THE CLOUDS AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE HOUSE THAT

穿過雲霧，它原來是房子的。

THE BAND WAS PLAYING IN.

樂隊在演奏。

EITHER THAT OR JUST LIKE HEAVEN BY THE CURE.

要麼就是像天堂一樣被治癒。

>> James: ABSOLUTELY.

>> 詹姆斯。當然可以。

>> ARE YOU JUST ABOUT TO SAY THRILLER?

>> 你是想說 "驚悚 "嗎？

LIKE WHAT IS THE-- (LAUGHTER).

就像什麼是 -- （笑）：

>> Reggie: OH, THRILLER.

>> 哦，驚心動魄。

>> I KNOW MJ IS PROBLEMATIC.

>> 我知道MJ是有問題的。

>> James: I PUT THRILLER IN THERE.

>> 詹姆斯。我把驚悚在那裡。

LET'S BE HONEST.

讓我們坦誠相待吧。

WE'RE BEATING AROUND THE BUSH, ST ANY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

我們正在圍著布什打轉，ST任何肉餅視頻。

(LAUGHTER) THEY'RE LIKE WE'RE ALL PREEND

他們就像我們都是前車之鑑一樣。

ITING, IT'S ANY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

伊婷，這是任何肉餅視頻。

>> Reggie: I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

>> 我想你可能是對的。

>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO OVER THE NEXT

>> 詹姆斯。你知道接下來我想做什麼嗎？

TWO YEARS, I WOULD LIKE US TO RE-CREATE EVERY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

兩年後，我希望我們能重新制作每一個肉餅視頻。

>> Reggie: YEAH, LET'S PLEASE DO THAT.

>> 雷吉：是的，我們請你這樣做。

LET'S PLEASE DO THAT.

讓我們做到這一點。

>> James: CAN WE?

>> 詹姆斯。我們可以嗎？

SHALL WE?

我們可以嗎？

CAN WE DO THAT AS A SHOW NOW?

我們現在可以做一個節目嗎？

OVER THE NEXT 12 MONTHS WE WILL RE-CREATE EVERY SINGLE MEATLOAF

在接下來的12個月裡，我們將重新制作每一個單品的肉餅。

VIDEO.

視頻：

>> Reggie: AND I WON'T DO THAT.

>> 雷吉：我也不會這麼做。

>> James: OH, WON'T YOU.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，你不會。

>> Reggie: THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

>> 雷吉：這是個好主意。

>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A VIDEO OF JAMES CORDEN AND MEATLOAF.

>> 你想看一段詹姆斯-科登和肉餅的視頻嗎？

>> James: A VIDEO OF ME AND MEATLOAF.

>> 詹姆斯：我和肉餅的視頻。

I WILL SHOW YOU WHERE THIS FASCINATION STARTED.

我會告訴你這個法西斯從哪裡開始的。

YOU CAN SEE IT, HAVE YOU GOT IT?

你能看到它，你得到它了嗎？

I'M HEAR IN LONDON-- AND I THINK THIS IS, CUE ME IS THIS WHERE

我聽說在倫敦 - 我想這是，提示我這是在哪裡。

MEATLOAF IS STAYING.

肉餅是停留。

>> THANKS VERY MUCH.

>> 謝謝你，非常感謝。

>> JAMES, DO YOU LIKE MARMALADE?

>> 詹姆斯，你喜歡橘子醬嗎？

>> I'M DOING THIS ENGLISH BREAKFAST SHOW AND IT'S LIKE

>> 我正在做這個英文早餐節目，它就像。

REALLY COOL.

真正的酷。

>> DO YOU PREFER PERFORMING OR TO DOING ALL THE PROMOTIONAL.

>> 你是喜歡錶演還是喜歡做所有的宣傳。

>> ARE YOU KIDDING.

>> 你在開玩笑吧。

WE WANT TO DO THIS, JAMES, THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, JUST

我們想這樣做，詹姆斯，這是你想做的事，只是。

HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

等一下，這正是你想做的。

>> James: OH MY GOD.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，我的上帝。

>> YOU BEAT YOUR HEAD DPENS THE TABLE AND THE TABLE IS TOO

>> 你打你的頭DPENS表和表是太。

SHORT, THE CHAIR IS TOO TALL.

矮，椅子太高了。

>> James: THERE YOU GO, THAT'S ME AND MEATLOAF.

>> 詹姆斯。你去那裡，這是我和肉餅。

IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IT'S BECAUSE

如果你想知道為什麼你沒有發現，那是因為：

WE SHOT IT JUST BEFORE COVID AND--

我們在科維德之前拍的，而且... ...

(LAUGHTER) AND THEN HIS PROJECT MOVED SO

(笑)然後他的項目就這麼動起來了。

YOU WILL SEE THAT LATER ON IN THE SERIES.

你會看到，在後面的系列。

THANK YOU FOR SHOWING THAT, BEN, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

謝謝你的展示，本，我真的很感激。

>> PLEASURE.

>> 請。

>> James: MOVING ON, LET'S MOVE ON.

>> 詹姆斯：繼續前進，讓我們繼續前進。

THERE'S A NEW DATING APP OUT THERE, BUT THIS ONE IS FOR

有一個新的約會APP在那裡，但這一個是為。

CONNECTING LONELY PETS.

連接寂寞的寵物。

IT'S CALL THE PINDER AND IT'S INTENDED FOR PET MEET-UPS WITH

這就是所謂的PINDER，它的目的是為寵物見面與。

THE ADDED BONUS OF OWNERS CONNECTING AS WELL.

業主連接的額外好處。

IT IS A GREAT APP IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO DO SOME HEAVY

這是一個很好的應用程序，如果你想做一些沉重的。

PETTING.

愛撫。

COME ON.

來吧。

A BIT OF FUN, THAT IS ALL IT IS, IT IS A BIT OF FUN.

一點點的樂趣，那是所有它，它是一點點的樂趣。

I GUESS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

我想這是一個好主意。

AT THE VERY LEAST IT MIGHT MAKE BREAKUPS A LITTLE EASIER.

至少它可能會讓分手更容易一些。

NOW PEOPLE CAN BE LIKE IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S YOUR BOX FULL OF

現在，人們可以認為這不是你，而是你的箱子裡的東西。

PARROTS.

鸚鵡：

THEY'RE SAYING THE APP IS FOR LONELY PETS, CAN WE JUST ADMIT

他們說這個軟件是給孤獨的寵物用的，我們能不能承認？

THAT THIS IS FOR PEOPLE.

這是給人的。

PETS, PETS DO NOT WANT A DATING APP.

寵物們，寵物們不想要一個約會軟件。

AT THE SAME TIME THEY DON'T WANT A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

同時，他們不希望生日派對。

THEY DORCHT WANT TO BE ON YOUR INSTAGRAM ALL DAY AND THEY DON'T

他們想在你的INSTAGRAM上一整天，但他們沒有

WANT A SWEATER.

想要一件汗衫。

THEY DON'T WANT TO WEAR A SWEATER.

他們不想穿運動衫。

EXCEPT FOR THIS DOG, HE DEFINITELY WANTS TO SQUEEZE

除了這隻狗，他肯定是想擠壓

EVERY DROP OUT OF LIFE.

生活中的每一滴水。

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, THAT IS A [BLEEP] DOG.

我不在乎你說什麼，這是一個[嗶]狗。

THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING DOG.

這是一個好看的狗。

CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK.

我可以請你喝一杯。

>> I SAW CHRIS PINE IN THAT SAME OUTFIT.

>> 我看到克里斯・派恩穿著同樣的衣服。

>> James: FOR SURE.

>> 詹姆斯。當然。

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> 當然。

THAT'S A CHRIS PINE OUTFIT, THAT IS A CHRIS PINE AUGUST.

那是CHRIS PINE的服裝，那是CHRIS PINE的八月。

>> James: I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IT IS A CHALAMET.

>> 詹姆斯。我不知道，我想這是一個木屋。

>> ST A CHALAMET DOG WITH A CHRIS PINE OUTFIT.

>> ST一隻CHALAMET狗與CHRIS PINE服裝。

>> James: YES, WHICH IS PERFECT.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，這是完美的。

HERE'S SOME NEWS FROM MY HOMELAND.

這是我家鄉的一些新聞。

A BREWERY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS CREATED THE STRONGEST BEER

英國一家啤酒廠創造了最強的啤酒。

IN THE WORLD BY ALCOHOL CONTENT, THIS BEER IS EVEN STRONGER THAN

在世界範圍內的酒精含量，這款啤酒甚至更強。

WHISKEY.

威士忌。

WOULD YOU DRINK THAT?

你會喝嗎？

WOULD YOU DRINK THAT?

你會喝嗎？

>> Reggie: NO, NO, NO.

>> 雷吉：不，不，不。

>> James: REALLY?

>> 詹姆斯。REALLY？

>> Reggie: TOO MUCH.

>> 雷吉：太多了。

>> James: YOU WOULDN'T DRINK THAT?

>> 詹姆斯。你不會喝的？

I'VE SEEN YOU DRINK WINE OUT OF A SOCK.

我見過你把酒從襪子裡喝出來。

>> Reggie, I WOULD TRY IT, ACTUALLY.

>> 雷吉，我想試試，真的。

>> James: YEAH, I WOULD TRY T SHOULD WE GET SOME, ROB.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，我想嘗試T 我們是否可以得到一些，ROB。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: IT WOULD BE GOOD TO LOOSEN THE SHOW UP A BIT.

>> 詹姆斯。如果能把節目放寬一點就好了。

(LAUGHTER) >> IT WOULD BE GOOD IF WE WERE

（笑） >>如果我們是，那會很好。

RELAXED A BIT, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

放鬆一點，你說呢？

THIS IS IT, SO A BEER THAT IS STRONGER THAN WHISKEY, THIS IS

就是這樣，所以比威士忌更烈的啤酒，就是這樣。

HOW IT IS GOING TO I PLAY OUT, REALLY, OFFICER, I HAVE ONLY HAD

它是如何去我玩了，真的，官員，我只有一個人，

ONE BEER, HOW FAST WAS I GOING.

一瓶啤酒，我走得多快。

SIR, ARE YOU SITTING IN YOUR BATHTUB.

先生，你是不是坐在你的浴缸裡。

MOVING ON, A DENTIST IN ALASKA WAS RECENTLY SENTENCED TO 12

阿拉斯加的一名牙科醫生最近被判處12年監禁。

YEARS IN PRISON FOR DOING SOMETHING PRETTY RECKLESS.

因為做了一些不顧一切的事情而入獄多年。

HE EXTRACTED-- EXTRACTED A PATIENT'S TOOTH WHILE RIDING A

他拔掉了... 拔掉了一個病人的牙齒，而騎著一輛車。

HOVERBOARD.

HOVERBOARD：

NOW LOOK, I'M NOT A DENTIST, BUT EVEN I KNOW IF YOU ARE PULLING A

聽著，我不是牙醫，但我知道你是否在拉屎。

TOOTH, USE I POGO STICK, MAN.

牙齒，使用和POGO棒，男人。

HE WAS CHARGED WITH RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT AND WILL SERVE TIME

他被控以不計後果的危害行為，將被判處刑期

IN PRISON.

在監獄裡。

GOING TO HAVE TO GET USED TO A WOL DIFFERENT KIND OF CAVITY

要適應狼的不同種類的洞穴。

SEARCH.

搜索：

AND WE WAB TO SHOW YOU THIS, A FOOD DELIVERY MAN IN THAILAND

我們要給你看這個，一個泰國的食品快遞員。

WAS FINED BY AUTHORITIES RECENTLY AFTER VIDEOS OF HIM

最近他被當局罰款，因為有他的錄像。

WENT SCRIE RAL ON LINE.

去SCRIE RAL在線。

TALK A LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS AND MAYBE WILL YOU SEE WHY.

談談看這些照片，也許你會看到為什麼。

HE WAS DELIVERING ORDERS WHILE COMPLETELY NUDE.

他在送訂單的時候，完全是個傻子。

THAT'S WHY I'M STILL WIPING DOWN MY GROCERIES.

這就是為什麼我還在擦拭我的雜貨。

NOW LOOK, YES, HE WAS COMPLETELY NUDE.

現在看，是的，他是完全裸露的。

DID THE PIZZA GET THERE ON TIME.

披薩有沒有按時送達。

IT ABSOLUTELY DID.

絕對是這樣的。

WHEREFOR I DON'T SEE A PROBLEM.

所以我看不出有什麼問題。