♪ >> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK.

歡迎回來。

LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

讓我們向JON BATISTE問好。

>> Jon: WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOU?

>> 喬恩：你發生了什麼事？

WHAT'S THE WORD?

這個詞是什麼？

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO GOOD TO SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND.

>> Stephen:你必須很好地看到你這個週末。

PEOPLE OUT THERE DON'T KNOW BUT WE SAW EACH OTHER AT OUR FRIEND

外面的人不知道，但我們在我們的朋友那裡看到了對方。

JOHN ALTER'S BOOK PARTY FOR HIS BOOK "HIS VERY BEST" ABOUT JIMMY

約翰-奧爾特為他的書《他最棒的》舉辦書會，講述吉米的故事。

CARTER, AND THERE YOU WERE.

卡特，你在那裡。

>> Jon: I KNOW, IT'S BEEN MONTHS.

>> 喬恩我知道，已經好幾個月了。

SINCE MARCH 12 SINCE I LAST SAW YOU.

自從3月12日，自從我最後一次見到你。

>> Stephen: IT WAS SO DIFFERENT TO SEE YOU IN PERSON.

>> Stephen: 能見到你本人真是太不一樣了。

I HAD TO FIGHT THE URGE TO GIVE YOU A HUG BUT THAT'S NOT

我不得不忍住給你一個擁抱的衝動，但這不是。

HYGIENIC.

溫和。

>> Stephen: YEAH, EVERYBODY WEARING A MASK.

>> 史蒂芬：是的，每個人都戴著面具。

BUT IT WAS GREAT TO SEE.

但它是偉大的看到。

I COULD FEEL A HEART, YOUR ENERGY FROM YOU.

我可以從你身上感受到一顆心，你的能量。

WE HAD TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN AGAIN SOON, PLEASE.

我們必須儘快讓它再次發生，請。

>> EVIE IS HERE.

>> EVIE在這裡。

DO YOU WANT TO SAY HI?

你想打招呼嗎？

>> Stephen: YES!

>> Stephen:是！

WAVE INTO IS IT CAMERA RIGHT THERE.

揮手進入它的相機在那裡。

>> Stephen: HEY, EVIE.

>> Stephen:嘿，EVIE。

JON, YOU GOT ANYTHING ON YOUR MIND OR FINGERS?

喬恩，你有什麼想法或指頭嗎？

>> Jon: I WAS WORKING ON THE KAMALA SONG.

>> 喬恩：我正在寫卡馬拉的歌。

>> Stephen: OH!

>> Stephen:哦！

>> Jon: WE'VE GOT TO GET IT GOING, MAN.

>> 我們得把它做起來，夥計。

>> Stephen: CAN YOU TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL?

>> 史蒂芬：你能把它提升到下一個層次嗎？

>> Jon: YEAH, WE'RE DOING IT.

>> 喬恩。是的，我們正在做它。

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

我們要讓它發生。

I'M GOING TO SEND IT TO YOU.

我要把它寄給你。

CHECK IT OUT.

檢查出來。

>> Stephen: PLEASE, SEND IT TO KAMALA.

>> Stephen:請把它寄給卡馬拉。

>> Jon: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

>> 喬恩。是的，沒錯。

GIVE ME SOME POINTERS ON THERE.

給我一些指針在那裡。

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>> Stephen: OH, YEAH.

>> Stephen:哦，是的。

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>> Stephen: YEAH, YOU KNOW, THAT'S ENERGY.

>> Stephen:是的，你知道，這就是能源。

>> Stephen: IT'S POSITIVE, UPLIFTING, IT DRIVES, NICE.

>> Stephen: 它是積極的，令人振奮的，它的驅動力，很好。

>> Jon: YEAH, THAT'S WHERE WE'RE AT.

>> 喬恩。是的，這就是我們要去的地方。

I SMELL A SINGLE.

我聞到一個單一的。

ALL RIGHT, JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

好了，喬恩・巴蒂斯特，大家都在。

THANK YOU, JON.

謝謝你，喬恩。

>> Jon: LAY UT ON.

>> 喬恩。躺在UT上。

-- IT ON, YES, INDEED.

- 它的，是的，事實上。

>> Stephen: NOW, AS MUCH OF A LOG FLUME OF

>> Stephen:現在，隨著大量的木頭流的湧現

LIES AS THIS WEEKEND WAS, THERE ARE SIGNS TRUMP MAY BE FEELING

謊言，因為這個週末是，有跡象表明，特朗普可能會感到。

BETTER, BECAUSE THIS MORNING HE TWEETED 16 TIMES.

更好，因為今天早上他發了16條微博。

TURNS OUT ANOTHER SIDE EFFECT OF DEXAMETHASONE IS "RESTLESS THUMB

結果發現，地塞米松的另一個副作用是 "不安分的拇指"。

SYNDROME."

症候群。"

I'M NOT GOING TO READ YOU ALL OF THEM, BUT SEE IF YOU SPOT A

我不打算全部讀給你聽，但看看你是否發現了一個。

TREND: STOCK MARKET HIGHS.

趨勢：股市高點。

VOTE!

投票！

STRONGEST EVER MILITARY.

有史以來最強的軍隊。

VOTE!

投票！

LAW AND ORDER.

法律和秩序；

VOTE!

投票！

RELIGIOUS LIBERTY.

宗教自由：

VOTE!

投票！

401-K.

401-K.

VOTE!

投票！

SPACE FORCE.

空間力量：

VOTE!" (AS TRUMP, SINGING "SHOUT")

投票！"（作為特朗普，唱 "喊"）

♪ A LITTLE BIT LOUDER NOW.

現在聲音有點大了。

♪ VOTE.

投票：

♪ A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW ♪ ♪ I'M A LIG BIG LIAR NOW ♪

有點軟現在 我是一個大騙子現在

♪ VERY CONTAGIOUS NOW ♪ ♪ VOTE ♪

# VERY CONTAGIOUS NOW # # VOTVote #

♪ HAY, HAY, HAY, HAY ♪ WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，你有什麼錯？

ARCHIE, I APOLOGIZE TO HIM.

阿奇，我向他道歉。

I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY TRUMP IS DESPERATE TO FIRE UP HIS BASE,

我可以理解為什麼特朗普要急於啟動他的基地。

BECAUSE THERE ARE A BUNCH OF NEW POLLS OUT AND THEY ARE NOT GOOD

因為有一堆新的民意調查出來，他們不是很好。

FOR THE PRESIDENT.

主席：

THE LATEST NBC NEWS-"WALL STREET JOURNAL"-AMY'S BLACK BEAN

最新NBC新聞-"華爾街日報"-AMY's BLACK BEAN

VEGETABLE SOUP POLL FOUND OUT THAT "BIDEN'S NATIONAL LEAD OVER

蔬菜湯汁調查發現，"比登的全國性領先於

TRUMP JUMPED TO 14 POINTS AFTER THE DEBATE."

特朗普在辯論後躍升至14個百分點。"

EVIDENTLY, MIDDLE AMERICA DID NOT RESPOND TO TRUMP'S CORE

很明顯，中美洲沒有迴應特朗普的核心思想。

MESSAGE: "NAZIS, STAND BY, AND AWAIT FURTHER ORDERS."

消息："納粹，站在旁邊，等待進一步的命令。"

THE DEBATE SEEMS TO HAVE REALLY HURT TRUMP "WITH VOTERS SAYING

辯論似乎已經真正傷害了特朗普 "與選民說："。

BY TWO-TO-ONE THAT BIDEN HAS THE BETTER TEMPERAMENT TO BE

以二比一的比例，比登有更好的溫度，可以成為

PRESIDENT."

主席。"

AFTER THAT DEBATE, VOTERS ALSO FOUND THAT TRUMP HAS WORSE

辯論結束後，選民們還發現，特朗普的情況更糟糕。

TEMPERAMENT TO BE PRESIDENT THAN A COKE-ADDLED MONGOOSE, OR A

比起吃了可樂的蒙古人，或者是一個人，更容易當上總統。

MACHETE DUCT-TAPED TO A ROOMBA.

機關鉗子綁在房巴上。

IT'S NOT JUST NATIONALLY, THE LATEST "NEW YORK TIMES"-SIENA

不僅僅是全國，最新的 "紐約時報"-新浪網

COLLEGE-DEPENDS PROTECTION PLUS POLL FOUND THAT "BY

大學依賴保護PLUS民意調查發現，"由"。

OVERWHELMING MARGINS, VOTERS IN PENNSYLVANIA AND FLORIDA WERE

在賓夕法尼亞州和佛羅里達州的選民中，超過了令人信服的幅度。

REPELLED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP'S CONDUCT IN THE FIRST GENERAL

對特朗普總統在第一次大會上的行為表示反對。

ELECTION DEBATE."

選舉辯論。"

HIS BEHAVIOR WAS SO RUDE, HE OFFENDED FLORIDA.

他的行為是如此粗魯， 他冒犯了佛羅里達州。

NORMALLY, THEY DON'T GET UPSET UNLESS YOU USE THE SALAD FORK ON

通常情況下，除非你用沙拉叉，否則它們不會生氣

YOUR DESSERT METH.

你的甜點方法。

APPARENTLY, VOTERS AREN'T FEELING TOO SYMPATHETIC ABOUT

顯然，選民們並不太同情他們。

TRUMP'S ILLNESS EITHER.

特朗普的病無論是。

THE LATEST REUTERS-IPSOS-WENDY'S TRIPLE QUAD BACONATOR POLL

最新的REUTERS-IPSOS-WENDY'S三重四重奏BACONATOR民意調查。

"FOUND THAT 65% OF VOTERS AGREED THAT IF PRESIDENT TRUMP HAD

"發現65%的選民同意，如果特朗普總統有：

TAKEN CORONAVIRUS MORE SERIOUSLY, HE PROBABLY WOULD NOT

如果更認真地對待冠狀病毒，他可能不會。

HAVE BEEN INFECTED."

已經被感染了。"

WELL, YEAH.

嗯，是的。

HE'S CONSISTENTLY DOWNPLAYED THE RISK, REFUSED TO WEAR A MASK

他一直在降低風險，拒絕戴面具。

AND, AT AMY CONEY BARRETT'S NOMINATION, TRUMP MANNED THE

而在AMY CONEY BARRETT的提名中，特朗普為其命名。

KISSING BOOTH.

吻床。

SO WITH HIS NUMBERS SAGGING, TRUMP IS EAGER TO GET BACK ON

所以，隨著他的數字下滑，特朗普是老鷹重回舞臺。

THE TRAIL.

蹤跡。

ACCORDING TO ONE ADVISER, "THE PRESIDENT IS 'CHOMPING AT THE

一位顧問認為，"主席是在'嗆聲'。

BIT' TO HIT THE ROAD AGAIN."

比特'再次上路。"

AND CHOMPING AT THE BIT IS NOT A FIGURE OF SPEECH.

咬牙切齒並不是一種語言表達方式。

DR. CONLEY HAS PUT HIM ON A COURSE OF HORSE AMPHETAMINES.

康利醫生給他開了一個馬用安非他命的療程康利醫生給他上了一門馬用安非他命的課程。

IN FACT, ONE MEMBER OF THE PRESIDENT'S TEAM TOLD FOX

事實上，總統團隊的一名成員告訴福克斯電視臺

BUSINESS THAT "TRUMP WILL BE BACK TO 'FULL FRONTAL

商界認為，"特朗普將重回'全線作戰'。

CAMPAIGNING VERY, VERY SOON,'" FULL FRONTAL.

競選非常，非常快，'"全正面。

THAT WAY, EVERY STATE'S A SWING STATE.

這樣一來，每個州都是搖擺州。

TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN STAFF ALSO WANTS HIM BACK OUT THERE.

特朗普的競選團隊也希望他回到那裡。

THEY BELIEVE "THE PRESIDENT BEING HOSPITALIZED UNDERCUTS HIS

他們認為，"總統被送進了醫院，低估了他的能力。

MAIN ATTRIBUTE OVER BIDEN: THAT HE APPEARS STRONGER AND

相對於BIDEN的主要特點：他看起來更強壯，更有活力。

TOUGHER."

艱難。"

YES, YOU DON'T WANT VOTERS TO KNOW THE PRESIDENT IS MORTAL!

是的，你不想讓選民們知道總統是人!

REALLY CLASHES WITH THEIR MAIN MESSAGE OF "MAN STRONG, TIE

與他們的主旨 "男人堅強，鐵打的 "相沖突。

LONG."

長。"

BUT, THIS IS SHOCKINGLY NOT SURPRISING.

但是，這是令人震驚的，並不奇怪。

"INDOOR EVENTS ARE EXPECTED TO CONTINUE, AND THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN

"預計室內活動將繼續，而特朗普的競選活動也將繼續。

WILL NOT REQUIRE MASK USE."

將不需要使用面具。"

IN FACT, THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE IT A FEATURE.

事實上，他們要把它變成一個特色。

"LEAVE YOUR MASK AT HOME, AND WIN A JELLO LUNCH WITH THE

"把你的面具留在家裡，就能贏得JELLO午餐。

PRESIDENT!" WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JON BON

主席！"我們馬上就回來了 瓊-邦的。

JOVI.

JOVI：

YEAH.

是的。

BON JOVI.

BON JOVI.

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