Oh, God. (suspenseful music)

哦，上帝。（懸念音樂）

Okay, this isn't so bad.

好吧，這不是那麼糟糕。

(Q groans)

（Q呻吟）

- Did I miss it?

- 我錯過了嗎？

What's up guys, I'm Q.

這是怎麼回事的傢伙，我是Q。

- And I'm Ellyse.

- 我是Ellyse.

- And today, we're gonna be doing the US Army fitness test

- 今天，我們要做的是美軍體能測試

with zero practice.

用零練習。

- None.

- 無。

(Q laughs)

（Q笑）

- So, the test consists of three exercises.

- 所以，考試包括三個練習。

The first one is gonna be push-ups,

第一個會是俯臥撐。

we'll have two minutes to do as many as we can

我們將有兩分鐘的時間來做，因為我們可以。

and there's gonna be no breaks.

並有會是沒有休息。

- [Ellyse] Sit-ups, same thing.

- [Ellyse]仰臥起坐，同樣的事情。

As many reps as possible in two minutes.

兩分鐘內儘可能多的重複。

- The final one is gonna be a two minute mile-

- 最後一個會是兩分鐘一英里的... ...

- Two minute mile? (record scratching)

- 兩分鐘一英里？（記錄劃痕）

(beep)

（嗶嗶聲）

- [Q] The third and final exercise is a two- mile run.

- 提問】第三項也是最後一項練習是兩英里跑。

So, we need a score of 50 per exercise to pass,

所以，我們每次練習需要達到50分才能通過。

and if by some chance we get a 90 per exercise

如果有機會，我們得到一個90每練習

we'll get an Army fitness badge, and that's pretty badass

我們會得到一個軍隊的健身徽章， 這是非常糟糕的屁股。

if you ask me.

如果你問我。

- Gonna go for that 50.

- 要去的50。

- Let's get it. - Yeah.

- 讓我們得到它。- 好的

- [Ellyse] Okay, ready?

- [Ellyse] 好了，準備好了嗎？

And you're going for 68 if you want that 90th percentile.

如果你想得到第90個百分點，你就會得到68分。

- [Q] Okay. - Okay.

- [Q]好的。- 好吧，我知道了

Ready, set, go.

預備，準備，開始。

(rhythmic music)

咍

- [Ellyse] Look at that form.

- [Ellyse]看那個表格。

(Q laughs)

（Q笑）

- Don't make me laugh, all right that's 10.

- 別逗我笑了，好吧，這是10個。

20?

20?

- [Ellyse] That was 16 I counted.

- [Ellyse]我數了一下有16個。

- 16? (laughs)

- 16?（笑）

Well. - [Ellyse] Come on keep going.

好了，繼續走吧。

(rhythmic music) - It's starting to hurt.

開始疼了。

- One more, one more. (laughing)

- 還有一個，還有一個。（笑）

- [Ellyse] Oh my God, that shake.

- 哦，我的上帝，那搖晃。

You've got 10 seconds.

你有10秒鐘的時間

Do five more (laughs).

再做五次（笑）。

- I'm done, I can't do it.

- 我不幹了，我做不到。

(Q groans) (bell rings)

（Q呻吟） （鐘聲響起）

- You don't even know how hard that was.

- 你都不知道那有多難。

- [Q] Five, four, three, two,

- [問]五、四、三、二。

one, go. (rhythmic music)

一，走。（節奏音樂）

No, that doesn't count.

不，那不算。

- Oh God. (Q laughs)

- 哦，上帝。（Q笑）

I can't get back up. (Q laughs)

我回不來了。（Q笑）

- [Q] Five, four, three,

- [Q]五，四，三。

two, one.

二，一。

- Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Why was that so hard?

為什麼這麼難？

How many? (bell rings)

有多少人？（鐘聲響起）

- [Q] There's a couple questionable ones in there.

- [問]裡面有幾個有問題的。

- Oh, God.

- 哦，天啊

- All right, that's the push-ups done,

- 好了，俯臥撐做完了。

now it's time for sit-ups.

現在是時候做仰臥起坐了。

- Five, four, three, two, go. (timer counting down)

- 五，四，三，二，開始。(定時器倒計時)

(rhythmic music)

咍

- Come one, keep going, what the hell.

- 來一個，繼續走，管他呢。

(Q groans) (bell rings)

（Q呻吟） （鐘聲響起）

- [Ellyse] I think, did I get that right?

- [艾利斯]我想，我得到的權利嗎？

Didn't count?

沒算嗎？

Did you count? - [Q] My body, the sun.

你算過嗎？- 問】我的身體，太陽。

There's so much going on. (Q breathing heavily)

有這麼多的事情。（Q呼吸沉重）

- Five, four, three, two, (timer counting down)

- 五、四、三、二，（計時器倒計時）。

one, go. (rhythmic music)

一，走。（節奏音樂）

(bell rings)

（鐘聲響起）

- How much time?

- 多少時間？

- That was it.

- 就是這樣。

Good job.

做得好

All right, guys. So, that was the push-ups and sit-ups.

好吧，夥計們。所以，這是俯臥撐和仰臥起坐。

We both passed.

我們都通過了。

- Now it's time for the two-mile run.

- 現在是兩英里跑的時間了。

I'm not looking forward to this,

我不期待這個。

I don't feel good about it.

我感覺不太好。

But, hey, let's go.

但是，嘿，我們走吧。

My plan is to pace myself, 10 minutes a mile,

我的計劃是給自己配速，10分鐘一英里。

that's what I'm going for. - Okay.

這就是我要去的。- 好吧，我知道了

- I'm ready. - All right.

- 我準備好了- 好了，我準備好了

- One, two, three, go. (timer counting down)

- 一，二，三，去。（計時器倒計時）

(rhythmic music)

喈

- I was actually feeling all right

- 其實我感覺很好

(heavy breathing) and I'm like hey,

（沉重的呼吸），我很喜歡哎。

this isn't so bad.

這不是那麼糟糕。

And then I looked at the time, thinking it was like halfway

然後我看了看時間，覺得好像是在半路上

and it's been five minutes.

已經5分鐘了

- Ellyse is running kind of fast right now,

- Ellyse現在跑得挺快的。

like her pace is really good.

喜歡她的步伐是真的好。

Oh my God, she's running a mark.

哦，我的上帝，她的運行一個標記。

You got it, you got it.

你明白了，你明白了。

(Ellyse groaning) (cameraman laughing)

（Ellyse呻吟）（攝影師笑）。

- Glad I went first, and got that over with.

- 很高興我先走了，把那件事解決了。

That was no joke. - Yeah.

這不是開玩笑。- 對啊

- Are you ready to go?

- 你準備好了嗎？

- Yeah, I'm ready.

- 是的，我已經準備好了。

(timer counting down) - [Ellyse] Five, four, three,

(計時器倒計時)--[Ellyse]五、四、三。

two, and go. (rhythmic music)

二，然後走。（有節奏的音樂）

(footsteps scuffling)

（腳步聲摩擦）

- [Q] I've never ran a mile before in my life.

- [問]我這輩子從來沒有跑過一英里。

Now, I gotta run two.

現在，我得跑兩個。

There's a shade ready.

有一個陰影準備。

Shade break.

廕庇休息。

(women talking)

（婦女說話）

- [Ellyse] Come on, sprint. Sprint.

- [Ellyse] 來吧，衝刺。衝刺。

(bell rings)

（鐘聲響起）

- [Ellyse] 14:44.

- [Ellyse] 14: 44.

- I'm so tired. (cameraman laughs)

- 我太累了。（攝像師笑）

(Q breathing heavily)

（Q呼吸沉重）

What's the time?

現在是什麼時候？

- [Ellyse] 14:44.

- [Ellyse] 14: 44.

- Did I miss it?

- 我錯過了嗎？

- [Ellyse] No, you got it.

- [艾利斯]不，你得到了它。

- Let's go.

- 我們走吧

Army, here I come.

軍隊，我來了。

All right guys, so I'm officially done with

好吧，夥計們，所以我正式完成與

the US Army fitness test. I passed.

美軍體能測試。我通過了。

I passed the push-ups, passed the sit-ups,

我通過了俯臥撐，通過了仰臥起坐。

and the two-mile run.

和兩英里跑。

- And I missed it by seven seconds on the two-mile run.

- 而我在兩英里跑的時候，差了7秒。

So yeah, good luck Q.

所以啊，祝你好運Q。