(mischievous music)

(調皮的音樂)

- Ow.

- 嗷。

- Hi, I'm Sakura, and this is Hank.

- 嗨，我是櫻花，這是漢克。

- Hi, I'm Anthony.

- 嗨，我是安東尼。

- I'm Emerald.

- 我是翡翠。

- This is Fridge.

- 這是冰箱。

- And Grandpa cat.

- 還有貓爺爺。

- This is our new baby Char.

- 這是我們的新寶貝Char。

- This my son, Filo baby.

- 這是我的兒子，菲洛寶貝。

- Today, we're gonna be trying out some cat hacks,

- 今天，我們要嘗試一些貓的小技巧。

tips and tricks that have been circulating on TikTok,

在TikTok上流傳的技巧和竅門。

and, uh, see how he likes them.

然後，呃，看他怎麼喜歡他們。

So Hack Number One, we are turning a old t-shirt

所以，黑客一，我們要把一件舊的T恤衫

into a kitty holder.

成貓咪支架。

Okay, demon baby. Here we go.

好吧，惡魔寶貝。我們走吧

You might hate this.

你可能會討厭這個。

How can we do this? What's the best way to do this?

如何才能做到這一點？怎麼做才是最好的方法？

(Hank meows)

（漢克喵）

Maybe in here? Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

也許在這裡？嗷，嗷，嗷，嗷，嗷，嗷，嗷。

(Sakura laughs)

（櫻花笑）

Yeah. (Sakura laughs)

是啊。（櫻花笑）

- This old man would love to be worn,

- 這老傢伙很喜歡被穿。

so let's see how this works.

所以讓我們來看看這是如何工作的。

(Emerald laughs)

（翡翠笑）

That's not bad. Oh.

這還不錯。哦。

(Emerald laughs)

（翡翠笑）

- That's a five out of 10 for some creativity, but, uh,

- 這是對一些創意的五分，但是，呃。

not all cats like that.

不是所有的貓都是這樣的。

Hack two, this is my video.

黑客二，這是我的視頻。

A damp toothbrush on a kitty cat reminds them of their mom,

小貓咪身上的溼牙刷讓它們想起了媽媽。

so here we have Hank.

所以在這裡，我們有漢克。

(Sakura laughs)

（櫻花笑）

Baby.

寶貝兒

(soft music)

（輕音樂）

- Bamboo for compost, please. Hi, baby.

- 請用竹子做堆肥嗨，寶貝

- [Sakura] Aww, that's a good buddy.

- [櫻]啊，那是個好兄弟。

(Anthony laughs)

（安東尼笑）

(Emerald laughs)

（翡翠笑）

- My baby boy. My baby son, oh yes.

- 我的寶貝兒子我的寶貝兒子，哦，是的。

It's mama. Ow.

它的媽媽。嗷。

(Anthony laughs)

（安東尼笑）

- [Anthony] Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

(mischievous music)

(調皮的音樂)

- No risk getting scratched in this one. Let's try it.

- 這一次沒有被劃傷的風險。試試吧

I ran out of tape, so it looks like this.

我的膠帶用完了，所以它看起來像這樣。

- Okay, Fridgey. Fridgey.

- 好吧，弗裡奇Fridgey

What do you think? No, it's not food.

你覺得呢？不，這不是食物。

It's not food.

這不是食物。

- [Sakura] Hank, please.

- 漢克,拜託

Aren't you interested in the square?

你對廣場不感興趣嗎？

- [Anthony] Another fly-by.

- 又一次飛過

- Two out of 10. Doesn't work.

- 10分中有2分。不工作。

At least not for my cat. Maybe it will for you.

至少對我的貓來說不是也許對你來說是這樣

- [Man On Video] Kitty, kitty, kitty. Not working?

- [男人在視頻]貓咪，貓咪，貓咪。沒有工作？

Kichi, kichi, kichi. No?

吉一，吉一，吉一。怎麼樣？

Pls, pls, pls. No?

求你了，求你了，求你了沒有嗎？

Stardenburdenhardenbart. Always works.

Stardenburdenhardenbart。一直都在工作。

- Hack four, German always works apparently.

- 黑客四，德國人顯然總是有效的。

Hank? (Sakura clicks tongue)

漢克？(櫻花吐舌)

So American, of course, doesn't work.

所以美國人，當然是不行的。

Ya, ya. Koko ni ya, ya.

是啊，是啊。珂珂沒有了，沒有了。

Japanese, not as much. All right, we're trying German here.

日文，沒有那麼多。好吧，我們正在嘗試德語。

Stardenburdenhardenbart.

Stardenburdenharden beard。

(crickets chirping)

（蟋蟀的鳴叫）

Not working.

沒有工作。

(vacuum sound)

(真空聲)

(Anthony and Emerald laugh)

（安東尼和翡翠笑）

- Wow, that's really powerful.

- 哇，真的很厲害。

- [Emerald] Whoa. He doesn't even care.

- [翡翠]哇。他根本不在乎.

- This is awesome. We should do this more often.

- 這是真棒。我們應該經常這樣做。

- [Emerald] Yeah.

- [翡翠]是的.

- Hank can't really deal with vacuum cleaners, I think.

- 我想，漢克不可能真的和吸塵器打交道。

Yeah, this one's not happening.

是啊，這個不可能發生。

(vacuum sound)

(真空聲)

(Anthony and Emerald laugh)

（安東尼和翡翠笑）

- Aww, I totally forgot about that one.

- 啊，我完全忘記了這個問題。

- [Sakura] Okay, next video is don't pet the cat challenge.

- 好了，下一個視頻是不要摸貓的挑戰。

Uh, essentially you pretend like you're going to pet the cat

呃，本質上你假裝你要去撫摸貓的樣子

and then see how they react when you don't actually

然後看看他們的反應，當你沒有真正的。

go through with the pet.

去與寵物。

Hi, sweetheart.

嗨，親愛的。

Okay, you know what? He doesn't even care.

好吧，你知道嗎？他甚至不關心。

Hank? Stardenburdenhardenbart.

漢克？Starburdenhardenbeard。

Aww. (Sakura laughs)

啊，（櫻花笑）

Turns out when you try to pet your cat

原來，當你試圖撫摸你的貓時，你會發現，你的貓是多麼的可愛

and then you don't actually pet them,

然後你就不會真的去撫摸它們。

they come and rub up on you.

他們來了，在你身上摩擦。

How adorable is that?

多麼可愛的是？

Okay, in this next video, um,

好吧，在接下來的視頻中，嗯，

the cat has to go through an obstacle course that we make.

貓要通過我們製作的障礙賽。

Let's try it.

讓我們試試吧。

- [Anthony] All right, it's obstacle course time. Fridgey.

- 好了，障礙賽時間到了。弗裡奇

(Emerald laughs)

（翡翠笑）

- [Sakura] Come here, Hank.

- 過來, 漢克.

(Sakura laughs)

（櫻花笑）

- [Emerald] Oh, this is expert stuff.

- [翡翠]哦，這是專家的東西。

- [Anthony] So good.

- 很好

- [Emerald] Fridge, are you watching this?

- [翡翠]冰箱，你在看這個嗎？

- [Anthony] It's like Catherine Zeta-Jones.

- 就像凱瑟琳・澤塔・瓊斯一樣。

- [Emerald] Oh man. Oh, good girl.

- [翡翠]哦，夥計.哦，好姑娘.

- [Anthony] Well done.

- 幹得好

- [Emerald] Charlotte, good girl.

- [翡翠]夏洛特，好姑娘。

Fridge, you do not deserve this. No.

冰箱，你不應該得到這個。不該

(Anthony laughs)

（安東尼笑）

- Six out of 10 for this one.

- 這一次的六分。

Um, high effort on my end,

嗯，我這邊很努力。

and I don't feel like it's doing much for him.

但我覺得這對他沒有什麼好處。

(fake slurping sound)

（假嘖嘖的聲音）

(fake slurping sound)

（假嘖嘖的聲音）

(fake slurping sound)

（假嘖嘖的聲音）

Okay, for this next video, um,

好吧，對於這個下一個視頻，嗯，

there's a sound that you can make

有一種聲音是你能發出的

that apparently annoys your cat.

這顯然讓你的貓很不爽

(fake slurping sound)

（假嘖嘖的聲音）

- [Girl Off Screen] Yo. I hate that sound.

- [螢幕外的女孩]喲。我討厭這個聲音。

He's like, what are you doing?

他就像，你在做什麼？

- [Sakura] See? He doesn't...

- 看到了嗎？他不...

He's unbothered by it.

他對此毫不在意。

- [Girl Off Screen] He's, like, when you go to France,

- 他就像，當你去法國的時候。

and you try to speak French.

而你卻想說法語

They're like, "Where are you from?

他們會說，"你從哪裡來？

Because I don't believe you."

因為我不相信你。"

- [Girl On Video] Okay, so if you have a cat,

- 好吧，如果你養了一隻貓。

you have to try this out.

你一定要試試這個。

So as you can see, if I put my hand,

所以你也看到了，如果我把手伸進去。

he does not want to lick me.

他不想舔我。

Okay, weird I know.

好吧，我知道很奇怪。

But if you scratch right here, and you put your hand,

但是，如果你在這裡抓，你把你的手。

your cat will lick you.

你的貓會舔你。

It's crazy, I know. But try it.

這是瘋狂的，我知道。但試一試吧

- He's purring so loud.

- 他的呼嚕聲好大。

What?

什麼？

- [Anthony] Scratch right here.

- 就在這裡抓一下

Come on, baby.

來吧，寶貝。

Kinda.

算是吧

Oh. No?

哦。怎麼樣？

(Emerald laughs)

（翡翠笑）

- [Emerald] She's like, "What are you doing to me?"

- [翡翠]她說，"你對我做了什麼？"

- Okay, get your cat to lick you challenge?

- 好吧，讓你的貓咪來舔你挑戰？

Sorry, it's a one out of 10. Straight up didn't work.

對不起，這是一個10分的成績。直接就沒有用了。

Okay, so for this next video,

好了，所以對於這個下一個視頻，

you can get a really cute and funny point of view shot

你可以得到一個非常可愛和有趣的觀點拍攝

if you shoot from, like, the bottom of a toilet paper roll,

如果你從，像，衛生紙卷的底部拍攝，

and maybe put some food at the bottom,

也許在底部放一些食物。

and turn your flash on.

並打開你的閃光燈。

He's looking at it from a logical perspective.

他是從邏輯的角度看問題的。

(Sakura laughs)

（櫻花笑）

Oh now, he gets it. I can't believe it.

哦，現在，他得到它。我真不敢相信 I can't believe it.

(Sakura laughs)

（櫻花笑）

I can't believe it.

我真不敢相信

(Anthony laughs)

（安東尼笑）

- [Emerald] Watch Fridgey do it. See?

- [翡翠]看弗裡奇做的.看到了嗎?

- Point of view hack? Finally, 10 out of 10,

- 點評黑客？最後，10分。

because it's so cute when it works.

因為它是如此可愛 當它的工作。

- Well it's been a big morning.

- 嗯，這是一個大早上。

We just finished all the, uh, challenges and hacks,

我們剛剛完成了所有的，呃，挑戰和黑客。

and we're just witnessing the cutest thing ever over here.

我們只是見證了最可愛的事情 曾經在這裡。

- Oh, she's just gonna lay on her.

- 哦，她只是要去躺在她。

(Anthony laughs)

（安東尼笑）

- So, overall, what did I think of these TikTok hacks?

- 那麼，總的來說，我覺得這些TikTok的小技巧怎麼樣呢？

I don't know. They're okay.

我不知道，他們沒事 I don't know.他們是好的。

- Uh, I'm really happy that we did the vacuum on Grandpa.

- 呃，我真的很高興我們給爺爺做了吸塵器。

I think that's something we're

我想這是我們

actually gonna do going forward. (Anthony and Emerald laugh)

實際上是要去做前進。（安東尼和翡翠笑）

He looks really nice. He's very fluffy.

他看起來真的很好。他很毛茸茸的。

- The toothbrush one did go too,

- 牙刷那個也確實去了。

'cause it really always calms my cat down.

因為它真的總是讓我的貓平靜下來。

If you're a cat owner, you should try this,

如果你是貓的主人，你應該試試這個。

and let me know in the comments if these worked for you.

並讓我知道在評論中，如果這些為你工作。

♪ I love you, yes I do ♪

我愛你，是的，我做

♪ Something about the boy ♪

關於男孩的一些事情

♪ I do, yes I do, yes I do ♪

我做的，是的，我做的，是的，我做的

♪ I love you, yes I do ♪

我愛你，是的，我做

♪ Something about the boy ♪

關於男孩的一些事情

♪ I do, yes I do, yes I do ♪

我做的，是的，我做的，是的，我做的

♪ Been going crazy, oh lately ♪

一直在瘋狂，哦，最近

♪ Something about the boy ♪

關於男孩的一些事情

♪ Crazy, I need you more and more ♪

瘋狂，我需要你越來越多的

♪ I have to hug you, I'll miss you ♪

我必須擁抱你，我會想念你。

♪ Something about the boy ♪

關於男孩的一些事情

♪ Hug you, I need you more and more ♪

擁抱你，我需要你越來越多的

♪ You make me go ♪

你讓我去

(whistling over upbeat guitar and clapping)

(在歡快的吉他聲中吹口哨並鼓掌)

♪ L-O-V-E, come together ♪

L -O -V -E，走到一起

♪ L-O-V-E, love, love, love ♪

L -O -V -E，愛，愛，愛，愛

♪ L-O-V-E, that's... ♪

L -O -V -E，這是... ...