- Hey, I'm Austin.

- 嘿，我是奧斯汀。

- Hey, I'm Nick.

- 嘿，我是尼克。

- Hey, I'm Kyra.

- 嘿，我是凱拉

- Hey, I'm Brad Guigar, the creator of Evil Inc.

- 嘿，我是Brad Guigar，邪惡公司的創造者。

and the editor of webcomics.com.

和網絡漫畫網的編輯。

- And I'm Dave Kellet, cartoonist of Drive and Sheldon

- 我是戴夫-凱利特，"開車 "和 "謝爾頓 "的漫畫家。

and co-director of Stripped.

和《剝皮》的聯合導演。

Together, we're the co-hosts of Comic Lab podcasts.

我們一起是漫畫實驗室播客的聯合主持人。

- And today we're drawing SpongeBob mash-ups.

- 而今天我們要畫的是海綿寶寶的混搭畫。

- And we're sporting a 1974 Chicago meat-packer mustache.

- 我們現在留著1974年的芝加哥肉包子小鬍子。

(Brad laughs)

（布拉德笑）

(playful music)

(俏皮音樂)

- All right Austin, so to spin the wheel

- 好吧，奧斯汀，所以要旋轉的車輪

just go ahead and hit spacebar there.

只是繼續前進，打空格鍵有。

- All right.

- 好吧，我知道了

(wheel clicking)

（車輪點擊）

Oh. (laughs)

哦。（笑）

- The Hulk? Ooh.

- 綠巨人？哦

- You know what? (laughs)

- 你知道嗎？（笑）

This is gonna be cursed.

這是要被詛咒的。

- Yeah, it's definitely going to be cursed.

- 是啊，肯定會被詛咒的。

- I'm ready, it's fine.

- 我準備好了，沒事了。

- Wow.

- 哇哦

- Ahh, huh, all right.

- 啊，呵呵，好吧。

- Okay, I can do that.

- 好吧，我可以做到這一點。

- Pikachu! (laughs)

- 皮卡丘！（笑）

- Shrek.

- 史萊克

- Oh you're so lucky.

- 哦，你太幸運了。

I wanted to do Shrek.

我想做史萊克。

(both laughing)

（兩個笑）

- All right, delightful.

- 好吧，令人高興的。

- Oh, yes... yes!

- 哦，是的... 是的！

(screams) Skeletor!

骷髏頭！

- Oh god

- 哦，上帝

(Nick imitates Skeletor)

(Nick模仿Skeletor)

- Oh my God, I'm so excited.

- 哦，我的上帝，我很興奮。

- All right, let's get to it.

- 好了，我們開始吧。

- So now, the thing is,

- 所以現在，事情是。

I haven't watched SpongeBob in a hundred years.

我有一百年沒看海綿寶寶了。

I've got to kind of remember what he looked like.

我得有點記得他的樣子。

But I remember that I think

但我記得，我認為

if you really want to talk process,

如果你真的想談過程。

I think half of it is keeping his overall sponginess.

我想一半是保持他的整體海綿度。

- Yeah, like I think, basically draw him the way

- 是啊，就像我想的，基本上畫他的方式。

your wife would describe your mid-section.

你老婆會形容你的中段。

(Brad laughs)

（布拉德笑）

- I think I might think about like,

- 我想我可能會考慮喜歡。

for SpongeBob at least, cause it's a mash-up,

至少對海綿寶寶來說，因為它是一個混搭。

I might think about like what are the things

我可能會想，像什麼東西

that make SpongeBob SpongeBob,

讓海綿寶寶成為海綿寶寶

but then also integrate some of the shape language

但同時也融入了一些形體語言

of Skeletor.

骷髏頭的。

- So what I'm thinking is, I'm trying to like,

- 所以我想的是，我想喜歡。

I kinda want it to be a bit of an abomination,

我有點想讓它成為一種憎惡。

but like, also sorta cute.

但喜歡，也有點可愛。

So I think I'm gonna kinda like,

所以我想我會有點喜歡。

turn Pikachu into like a sponge?

把皮卡丘變成像海綿一樣的?

- How cursed do we go?

- 我們要怎麼罵？

- Uh. I say we make it like,

- 我說我們應該讓它像。

we take as cursed as we can possibly make it,

我們採取的詛咒，因為我們可以使它。

and then we go even a step beyond that.

然後，我們甚至超越了這一步。

- Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

SpongeHulk or HulkBob?

SpongeHulk還是HulkBob？

HulkBob, what about HulkBob?

HulkBob，那HulkBob呢？

- Yeah, that sounds pretty good.

- 是啊，這聽起來很不錯。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- HulkBob,

- HulkBob

SmashPants.

SmashPants

- Ah, I love that.

- 啊，我喜歡這樣。

A HulkBob SmashPants, that's amazing.

一條綠巨人Bob SmashPants，真是太神奇了。

- Now if you had to do your best Kermit impersonation Brad,

- 現在，如果你不得不做你最好的柯密特模仿布拉德。

what would it sound like?

聽起來像什麼？

- Oh boy.

- 哦，天啊

Hold on.

等一下

(Brad imitates Kermit) It's not easy being green.

(Brad模仿Kermit)做個綠色的人不容易。

Huh, well, okay.

呵呵，好吧，好吧。

- No, no.

- 不，不。

What I was saying is at any point,

我說的是在任何時候。

go ahead and start your Kermit impersonation.

去吧，開始你的柯密特模仿。

(Brad laughs)

（布拉德笑）

- Let me hear your Kermit, you think you're so smart.

- 讓我聽聽你的柯密特，你以為你很聰明。

- (Dave imitates Kermit) Hi-ho!

- (Dave模仿Kermit)Hi -ho!

Kermit the frog here.

柯密特的青蛙在這裡。

Live at the three little pigs' house.

住在三隻小豬的家裡。

Hi-ho.

嗨嗬。

- That's pretty good!

- 很好！

- I don't know what to do for the nose on this,

- 我不知道該怎麼處理這個鼻子。

cause it's like, Skeletor doesn't have a nose

因為這就像，骷髏頭沒有鼻子一樣。

but at the same time, SpongeBob's nose is so iconic.

但同時，海綿寶寶的鼻子又是那麼的標誌性。

- You should make it like a hole,

- 你應該讓它像一個洞。

like the nasal cavity but then like

像鼻腔又像

that nose coming out of it.

鼻子從裡面出來。

- Oh, that's like the stuff of nightmares.

- 哦，這就像惡夢的東西。

(both laughing)

（兩個笑）

You're like, legit obsessed with Skeletor.

你就像，合法迷戀骷髏頭。

I mean, what is up with that?

我的意思是，這是怎麼回事呢？

- I love him!

- 我愛他！

He's such a good character.

他是個好角色

First of all, he's so weird looking.

首先，他長得太奇怪了。

He's like, got this buff man body,

他就像，得到了這個buff男人的身體。

but like a skull for a head

但像一個頭骨的頭

and like a really shrill voice.

而且像一個非常尖銳的聲音。

He's hilarious.

他是搞笑的。

He's like the perfect example of like,

他就像一個完美的例子，喜歡。

it's menacing but it's also like incredibly silly.

它的威脅，但它也像 令人難以置信的愚蠢。

He's like perfect villain

他是個完美的反派

- So Austin, you are a storyboard artist at Netflix.

- 所以Austin 你是Netflix的故事板藝術家 So Austin, you are a storyboard artist at Netflix.

- I am!

- 我是！

- And you are working on Cuphead, right?

- 你正在研究 "杯頭"，對嗎？

- I am working on the Cuphead show.

- 我正在研究杯頭戲。

- That is very exciting.

- 這是非常令人興奮的。

- No it's really cool.

- 不，它真的很酷。

- And you're right out of school, right?

- 而且你馬上就要畢業了，對吧？

- Yeah. I graduated last year.

- 是的，我去年畢業了

- Wow.

- 哇哦

And you're already a board artist on a show,

而你已經是一個節目的板塊藝人了。

that's amazing.

這是驚人的。

- Now what happens if you've already hit perfection

- 如果你已經達到了完美的境界，會發生什麼？

and you don't need the rest of your minutes?

你不需要剩下的時間了嗎？

Can I donate my minutes to Dave?

我可以把我的分鐘數捐給戴夫嗎？

- Wow!

- 哇！

Wow!

哇！

Brad, yeah I'll take your minutes.

布拉德，是的，我會把你的分鐘。

- So Kyra, how do you think you're doing?

- 凱拉，你覺得你做得怎麼樣？

- I'm having a lot of fun!

- 我玩得很開心!

I love the color yellow so much,

我太喜歡黃色的顏色了。

so this is like very nice.

所以這就像非常好的。

- So Brad, if you had to describe it

- 所以，布拉德，如果你必須描述它

for someone who had never heard

對於從未聽說過的人來說

of our weekly podcast before,

的我們每週播客之前。

our podcast Comic Lab,

我們的播客漫畫實驗室。

how would you describe it to someone?

你會如何向別人描述它？

- Comic Lab is,

- 漫畫實驗室是。

it's studio talk.

這是演播室談話。

(Brad stutters)

(Brad stutters)

It's if you were listening to us talk

就好像你在聽我們說話一樣。

in our studios, as we worked.

在我們的工作室裡，我們工作的時候。

This is what you'd hear.

這是你會聽到的。

- Right, right.

- 對，對。

Two good friends who love comics,

兩個熱愛漫畫的好朋友。

love hanging out and talking shop,

喜歡逛逛街，聊聊店。

and sharing all they know in terms of best practices,

並分享他們在最佳做法方面的所有知識。

in terms of making a career, making a go of it.

在做事業、做人方面。

And working independently on the web.

並在網絡上獨立工作。

And laughing the whole time.

並且一直在笑。

- Yeah, so what are you thinking about color?

- 是啊，那你對顏色有什麼看法？

Are you gonna make him green

你要讓他變綠嗎？

or are you gonna make him yellow?

還是你要讓他變黃？

- Um. Yes.

- 嗯，是的。是的。

- Ugh.

- 呃...

- See? You see what I'm saying it's like,

- 看到了嗎？你看我說的就像。

that's what I'm talking about.

這就是我所說的。

You gotta just kinda like, let life just

你得只是有點喜歡，讓生活只是。

take you for a whirl.

帶你轉一轉。

- Okay. That's infuriating.

- 好吧，我知道了這是令人氣憤的。

I can't decide if I'm gonna give him

我無法決定是否要把他交給我

SpongeBob feet

海綿寶寶的腳

or Shrek feet.

或史萊克腳。

And let me guess what your answer is, Austin.

讓我猜猜你的答案是什麼，奧斯汀。

(indistinct response)

(模糊的迴應)

Yes.

是的，我知道

- You know what?

- 你知道嗎？

I think you can read minds.

我覺得你可以讀心術。

- All right, so I'm wrapping up my SpongeBob, Brad,

- 好了，我的海綿寶寶要結束了，布拉德。

and I gotta tell you,

我得告訴你

you can't see it yet but,

你不能看到它，但，

the word gorgeous comes to mind.

我想到了華麗這個詞。

It comes to mind, Brad.

我想到了，布拉德。

- Well, thank you very much

- 好吧，非常感謝你

but how's your drawing?

但你畫得怎麼樣？

- It's going okay,

- 一切都很順利