It's really nice having you on the show.

你能來參加節目真的很好。

Thanks for being here.

謝謝你來這裡。

Nice to be on the show.

很高興能上節目

I'm a very, very big fan.

我是一個非常非常的粉絲。

Kind of geeky fan.

樣的宅男粉絲。

And my dad was on the show a couple years ago.

我爸爸幾年前也上過這個節目。

Your dad?

你爸爸？

Quincy Jones, Legendary music producer Quincy Jones.

昆西-瓊斯，傳奇音樂製作人昆西-瓊斯。

Yeah.

是啊。

Good.

很好啊

When he was coming on the show, I was like, Oh, will you just tell Conan that I love him?

他上節目的時候，我就想，哦，你能不能告訴柯南我愛他？

And I sort of meant, like in the hallway, maybe on the way to the bathroom or something, Because we're meeting.

我的意思是，像在走廊上， 也許在去洗手間的路上什麼的， 因為我們要見面。

He literally sits down on the show, and the first thing out of his mouth is my daughter thinks your hut sitting at home dying inside.

他真的坐在節目上，第一句話就是我女兒認為你的小屋坐在家裡死在裡面。

You were dying.

你快死了

Yeah, I was Really?

是啊，我是真的嗎？

I watched that tape every night.

我每天晚上都會看那盤帶子。

Your daughter's hot.

你女兒真性感

Your daughter's hot.

你女兒真性感

Your daughter's hot.

你女兒真性感

Um, Now I'm told that we met once before.

嗯，現在我被告知，我們以前見過一次。

My producer today said You guys have met and I said, e, don't think we have because I would remember if we met, I think, Yeah, you probably wouldn't have remembered this.

今天我的製片人說你們見過面，我說，e，不認為我們見過面，因為如果我們見過面，我會記得，我想，是的，你可能不會記得這個。

And I'm actually glad you didn't remember this, but I'm gonna bring it up now on national television.

其實我很高興你不記得這個，但我現在要在全國電視上提出來。

Um I was in Lincoln Center with a friend and I had had a drink.

我和朋友在林肯中心喝了一杯。

Just one on.

就一個上。

And the fact that you're stressing that means something's happening.

而事實上，你在強調這意味著有事情發生了。

Yeah.

是啊。

Andi, there was no cabs we found, and you were standing there waiting for a cab.

安迪，我們沒有找到計程車，而你卻站在那裡等車。

We found a cab and I freaked out, and I saw it.

我們找到一輛計程車，我嚇壞了，我看到了它。

I was like, Oh, it up.

我當時想，哦，它了。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

He does have a cab, my friend.

他確實有一輛計程車，我的朋友。

Get out of the cab.

下車吧

Get out the cab.

下車吧

Give Conan our cab.

把我們的計程車給柯南

Give her you're like, No, no, that's fine.

給她你喜歡，不，不，這很好。

That's fine.

那就好

You were very gentleman.

你很有紳士風度。

Like my friend was like, We're not getting out of the cab for him in the capital.

就像我的朋友一樣，我們不會在首都為他下計程車。

That guy I remember because I pulled him out of the cab with one hand and punched him into the sky.

那個人我記得，因為我一手把他從駕駛室裡拉出來，一拳把他打上天。

I remember that.

我記得。

Very heroic.

很有英雄氣概。

Yeah.

是啊。

And then my clothes ripped off cause I flexed.

然後我的衣服被扯掉了，因為我彎曲了。

Remember that?

記得嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Maybe I made up that last part.

也許最後那部分是我編的。

We have something in common.

我們有一些共同點。

We both come from a pretty big families.

我們都來自一個相當大的家庭。

I'm one of six kids.

我是六個孩子中的一個。

How many kids?

有幾個孩子？

I'm one of 71 of seven.

我是七人中的71人之一。

You buy one, you win again.

你買一個，你又贏了。

Where are you?

你在哪裡？

In the order.

按照順序：

I'm six of seven way range we have.

我是七路範圍的六路，我們有。

There's a 40 year range and it's mainly girls and one boy in the middle.

有40年的範圍，主要是女生，中間還有一個男生。

Oh, my God, A 40 year range.

哦，我的上帝，一個40年的範圍。

That's incredible.

這真是不可思議。

My dad likes to have baby.

我爸爸喜歡生孩子。

Now you've embarrassed him on television.

現在你讓他在電視上難堪了。

Uh, now all of you have, Do you all have sort of unusual name?

呃，現在你們都有，你們都有不尋常的名字嗎？

Because I was.

因為我是。

My brothers and sisters have mawr, you know, sort of normal names.

我的兄弟姐妹們的名字都很正常

They just they just have a sort of a normal names.

他們只是他們只是有一種正常的名字。

And then they were like, They got to me and they're like, Conan, we don't know why way have a similar thing where there's a progression from European to like more African throughout the years, like my oldest sister's name is Jolie, which is very French in European.

然後，他們就像，他們得到了我，他們就像，柯南，我們不知道為什麼方式有一個類似的事情，有一個進步，從歐洲到喜歡更多的非洲在整個多年，像我的大姐的名字是朱莉，這是非常法國在歐洲。

And then it goes online.

然後就上線了。

Martina and my brothers, named after my dad, Rachel, and then my sister's name is Kitada, which is Swahili on my name is Rasheed A, which is North African Arabic.

瑪蒂娜和我的兄弟們，以我爸爸的名字命名，雷切爾，然後我妹妹的名字叫基塔達，是斯瓦希里語，我的名字叫拉希德A，是北非阿拉伯語。

My little sister's name is Kenya, so we always have a joke that if my dad has another kid, they're probably just gonna be like deeply, deeply ethnic.

我妹妹的名字是肯亞， 所以我們總是有一個笑話，如果我的爸爸有另一個孩子， 他們可能只是會像深深地，深深地民族。

I almost went with that with my son.

我差點就和兒子一起去了。

Uh, have you met my new brother?

呃，你見過我的新兄弟嗎？

The continent?

大陸？

Yeah.

是啊。

Now you're gonna ask you about your dad for second.

現在你要問你關於你爸爸的第二。

He must know everybody in the world.

他一定認識世界上所有的人。

Do you know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

I mean, he's He's not a lot of famous people out there.

我是說，他... ...他不是很多有名的人。

Your dad is internationally revered and respected.

你爸爸在國際上受到尊敬和尊重。

So is that every strange that he has that can.

所以，是每一奇怪的，他有可以。

When you talk to your dad, you realize that kind of power he has over all these.

當你和你爸爸說話的時候，你就會意識到，他對這些都有一種力量。

But I do.

但我有

And he's so still so grateful and so joyful about working with people and meeting new people or whatever.

而且他對與人合作，認識新朋友什麼的，還是那麼的感激，那麼的開心。

And he's so busy all the time.

而且他一直都很忙。

And he's like, been to 50 million different parties and countries and forums.

而他就像，去過5000萬個不同的聚會和國家以及論壇。

And he produces all this stuff and, like, you know, big events or whatever.

他製作了所有這些東西，就像，你知道的，大型活動什麼的。

But he he often leaves me messages on my machine.

但他他經常在我的機器上給我留言。

And because he's so busy and because he meets so many people and he goes to so many events, he leaves out really necessary details about about just sort of what he's up to.

因為他太忙了，因為他見了很多人，參加了很多活動，所以他漏掉了一些必要的細節，關於他所做的事情。

Yeah.

是啊。

So the message will go.

所以消息會走。

Something like this is actually my dad Dog Honey.

這樣的東西，其實是我爸狗蜜。

Colin Powell, Christina Aguilera, Kofi Annan, Buzz Aldrin, Oprah the cast to stop holding hands singing We are the world baby Isn't that hot when I kind of have to be like What?

科林-鮑威爾、克里斯蒂娜-阿奎萊拉、科菲-安南、巴茲-奧爾德林、奧普拉... ...演員們不要再手拉手唱 "我們是世界寶貝 "了，是不是很熱，當我不得不像什麼？

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

Was that a dream?

那是一個夢嗎？

You have a dinner party?

你有一個晚宴？

Us?

我們？

Was there something you produced?

有什麼東西是你製作的嗎？

Were all those people in a cab together?

這些人都在一輛計程車上嗎？

What happened?

怎麼了？

Wow.

哇哦

Now, where do you I know you.

現在，你在哪裡我認識你。

You.

你啊

I've been to the set of the office.

我去過辦公室的佈景。

You guys shoot the show in Los Angeles.

你們在洛杉磯拍攝節目。

Where do you live right now?

你現在住在哪裡？

Well, I live in New York officially, but I'm out in L A.

好吧，我住在紐約的官方， 但我在洛杉磯。

A lot, but I'm always so happy to come back to New York.

很多，但我總是很高興回到紐約。

It's a very unique city.

這是一個非常獨特的城市。

Um, the other day, actually, I was in a cab and I was with a friend on We're heading uptown.

嗯，有一天，其實，我是在計程車 我和朋友在我們的標題住宅區。

It was like a beautiful New York night, and all the Christmas lights were out.

就像一個美麗的紐約之夜，所有的聖誕燈都熄滅了。

And, um, the there was jazz on the radio in the cab and we stopped at a stoplight, and the cab driver pulled out like a little mini mandolin.

而且，嗯，有爵士樂 在駕駛室的收音機 我們停在一個紅綠燈， 和計程車司機拉出 像一個小的迷你曼陀林。

Just started, like jamming on the mandolin like riffing.

剛開始的時候，喜歡用曼陀林像彈奏樂曲一樣進行干擾。

And of course, naturally I started scatting and my friend pulled out the bongos on.

當然，我自然而然地開始撒嬌，我的朋友也拿出了手鼓上。

We're gonna tour in the spring.

我們要在春天進行巡演

Yeah, the promise that he kept driving next on you crashed fountain.

是啊，他一直開著下一個對你崩潰的噴泉的承諾。