My name is Jimmy Fallon.

我叫吉米法倫

And that's the Roots right over there.

那是 "根 "樂隊，就在那邊。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

Well, guys, as I mentioned earlier,

好了，夥計們，正如我之前提到的，

Ruth Bader Ginsburg's passing dominated the news this weekend.

露絲-巴德-金斯伯格的去世成為本週末新聞的主角。

Even President Trump seemed genuinely saddened

就連特朗普總統都顯得十分難過。

when he heard about it.

當他聽到這個消息時。

Actually you thought we were finally seeing

其實你以為我們終於看到

a more empathetic Trump until he addressed

一個更有同情心的特朗普，直到他解決了。

the open Supreme Court seat at his rally 24 hours later.

24小時後，在他的集會上，公開的最高法院席位。

-So, I have to make a decision to fill the seat, as we say.

-所以，我必須做出一個決定來填補這個位置，就像我們說的那樣。

We should have a new campaign.

我們應該有一個新的運動。

Let's make a T-shirt -- "Fill the Seat," okay?

讓我們做一件T恤--"填滿座位"，好嗎？

[ Crowd chanting ]

[人群誦讀]

That's a -- That's a good idea. Fill the seat.

這是個... 這是個好主意。填補座位。

-Wow.

-哇。

Man, when you see that, it's hard to believe Trump

夥計，當你看到這一點，很難相信特朗普。

hasn't been asked to give the eulogy.

還沒有被要求致悼詞。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Trump could be somber for about 15 seconds, then he's like,

特朗普可以陰沉15秒，然後他就像。

"You think they'll have Bagel Bites at the reception?"

"你覺得他們會在酒會上吃百吉餅嗎？"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

What is he doing?

他在做什麼？

Why do all of his rallies --

為什麼他所有的集會...

Why do they all have chants?

為什麼他們都有讚歌？

He's the President, not the host of an infomercial.

他是總統，不是資訊節目的主持人。

Fry that chicken!

煎雞！

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

You don't want a room of people chanting during a pandemic.

你不希望在大流行期間有一屋子的人唸叨。

Seriously, at that point, even the coronavirus puts on his coat

說真的，到了那個時候，連冠狀病毒都穿上了他的外套

and was like, "I don't want to be part of this, okay?

和是這樣的，"我不想成為其中的一部分，好嗎？

Good day to you."

你的好日子。"

But if you thought Trump was joking,

但如果你認為特朗普是在開玩笑。

look at what popped up on his website over the weekend.

看看週末在他的網站上出現了什麼。

Yeah, the Trump campaign is now selling

是啊，特朗普的競選活動現在正在銷售

"fill that seat" T-shirts.

"填滿那個座位 "T恤。

Seriously, someone just passed away and he's leading chants

說真的，有人剛過世，他就帶頭唱起歌來了

and selling T-shirts like they just clinched

和銷售的T恤，就像他們剛剛clinched，

the American League East.

美國聯盟東部。

When people said it was in bad taste,

當人們說這是品味不好。

Trump was like, "Good call.

特朗普當時就說："好主意。

Let's also print out some college shirts, class it up."

我們也印一些大學的襯衫吧，上檔次。"

Here's some advice -- If you're wondering how to deal with

這裡有一些建議 -- 如果你想知道如何處理。

a job opening after someone dies and you find yourself

卒業後，你發現你自己

on a custom T-shirt website, you made a wrong turn.

在定製T恤網站上，你走錯了路。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Even long-haul drivers with truck nuts were like,

就連卡車瘋子的長途司機也是如此。

"That's just crude and unnecessary."

"這實在是太粗糙了，也沒有必要。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

But it's true. Trump is hoping to fill the seat soon

但這是事實。特朗普希望儘快填補這個席位

and he even offered some details

他甚至提供了一些細節

on who he's thinking about filling it with.

在他考慮用誰來填補。

-I will be putting forth a nominee next week.

-我將在下週提出一名候選人。

It will be a woman.

這將是一個女人。

-Trump said that like he was announcing

-特朗普這樣說，就像他在宣佈一樣

the gender of the next royal baby.

下一個皇室寶寶的性別。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

"Hear ye, hear ye, it will be a woman."

"你們聽，你們聽，會是個女人。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This is actually good news because usually when you hear

這其實是個好消息，因為通常當你聽到

"Trump, judge," and "woman" in the same sentence,

"特朗普，法官，"和 "女人 "在同一個句子裡。

it's because he's being sued again.

這是因為他又被起訴了。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

And this morning on "Fox & Friends,"

今天早上在 "福克斯與朋友 "節目中

Trump was asked if he knew which day he'd announce the nominee.

特朗普被問及是否知道哪天會宣佈提名人。

Watch this.

看這個。

"That's right. We want to be very respectful.

"這就對了。我們要很尊重你。

I even asked Kid Rock to record an acoustic version

我還請Kid Rock錄了個原聲版呢

of 'Bawitdaba' to be played during the funeral."

在葬禮上演奏'Bawitdaba'。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Yeah, they're trying to be respectful.

是啊，他們是想尊重。

That's why for the next hour Trump's knocking 20% off

所以在接下來的一個小時裡，特朗普要打八折。

all "fill that seat" merchandise, so act now!

所有 "填滿那個座位 "的商品，現在就行動吧!

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Trump is being very respectful, but when asked about

特朗普很尊重人，但當被問及?

Justice Ginsburg's dying wish for the next president

金斯伯格大法官對下一任總統的遺願。

to choose her successor, here's what he had to say.

選擇她的繼任者，他是這樣說的。

Well, that was an interesting way

嗯，這是一個有趣的方式

of paying respects, wasn't it?

尊敬的，不是嗎？

Over the weekend, Republican senators like

上週末，共和黨參議員如

Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, and Lindsey Graham

特德-克魯茲、米奇-麥康奈爾、林賽-格雷厄姆

said they plan to move forward with a vote on Trump's nominee.

表示，他們計劃繼續對特朗普的提名人進行投票。

However, that contradicts what they said back in 2016

然而，這與他們在2016年時說的話相矛盾

when President Obama nominated Merrick Garland

奧巴馬總統提名梅里克-加蘭時

close to an election.

臨近選舉。

Listen to this.

聽聽這個。

-There is a long tradition

-有著悠久的傳統

that you don't do this in an election year.

你不這樣做 在選舉年。

-The Senate will appropriately revisit the matter

-參議院將適當地重新審議這一問題。

when it considers the qualifications of the nominee

在考慮被提名人的資格時

the next President nominates.

下任總統提名的。

-I want you to use my words against me.

-我要你用我的話來對付我。

If there's a Republican President in 2016

如果2016年有一個共和黨的總統

and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term,

並且在第一個任期的最後一年出現空缺。

you can say Lindsey Graham said "Let's let the next president,

你可以說林賽-格雷厄姆說："讓下一任總統。

whoever it might be, make that nomination."

不管是誰，都要做出這個提名。"

-Sure, the Olympics were canceled this year,

-當然，今年的奧運會被取消了。

but at least we have the Republicans to show off

但至少我們有共和黨人可以炫耀。

some truly spectacular backflips.

一些真正壯觀的後空翻。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Republicans are just constantly changing the rules as they go.

共和黨人只是在不斷地改變規則，隨心所欲。

It's like playing a board game with a toddler.

這就像和一個蹣跚學步的孩子玩棋牌遊戲一樣。

It's like, "I rolled a two and I'm wearing blue, so I win."

這就像，"我滾了一個2，我穿的是藍色的，所以我贏了。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

And now, because he completely changed his position,

而現在，因為他完全改變了立場。

people are calling Mitch McConnell spineless.

人們稱米奇-麥康奈爾為沒有骨氣的人。

Can we see Mitch McConnell?

我們能看到Mitch McConnell嗎？

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Spineless? Based on that, I'm pretty sure he's boneless.

無骨？根據這一點，我很確定他是無骨的。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

We're already in the middle of a global pandemic,

我們已經在全球大流行的中間。

racial unrest, and a cratering economy.

種族動盪，和經濟崩潰。

Now there's going to be a fight over an open Supreme Court seat.

現在要為最高法院的一個空缺席位而戰了。

At this rate, next week's debate

這樣下去，下週的辯論

will be about how to handle the current alien invasion.

將是關於如何處理目前的外星人入侵。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

2020 really is insane.

2020年真的是瘋了。

To put things in perspective,

要把事情看清楚。

the biggest news of 2019 was baby Yoda.

2019年最大的新聞是尤達寶寶。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Seriously, this election already felt

說真的，這次選舉已經讓人覺得

like a tense Thanksgiving dinner.

就像一場緊張的感恩節晚餐。

Now it's like your uncle just rolled in straight from rehab.

現在，它就像你的叔叔剛剛推出 在直接從康復中心。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Trump says he'll announce

特朗普說他將宣佈

his Supreme Court pick Friday or Saturday.

他的最高法院人選週五或週六。

Before he does that, though, he's been calling up

不過在他這麼做之前，他一直在呼喚... ...

all the finalists to let them know they didn't get the job.

所有入圍者讓他們知道他們沒有得到這份工作。

Check out this leaked audio.

看看這個洩露的音頻。

-Ted, I can't have someone on the Supreme Court

-泰德，我不能讓一個人進入最高法院

with a beard like yours.

有你這樣的鬍子

You look like a college freshman who's experimenting with

你看起來像一個大學新生誰的實驗與

his look over winter break,

他在寒假的樣子。

but even a college freshman knows to shave it off

但即使是大學新生，也知道要把它剃掉。

when the selfie doesn't get enough likes.

當自拍沒有得到足夠的喜歡。

Son, I love you, but we can't have someone

兒子，我愛你，但我們不能有一個人。

on the Supreme Court who has the same energy

最高法院的法官中，誰擁有同樣的能量

as a guy who offers you cocaine

作為一個人誰提供你可卡因

in the bathroom of a Buffalo Wild Wings.

在Buffalo Wild Wings的浴室裡。

I just think those robes would be too heavy on you, Jared.

我只是覺得那些長袍對你來說太重了 賈裡德

Put them on and you'll crumble to the floor

穿上它們，你就會倒在地上了

like the Witch from "Wizard of Oz."

就像 "綠野仙蹤 "裡的女巫。

MyPillow guy, you are maybe

我的枕頭的傢伙，你是也許

the smartest person who has ever lived, besides me.

最聰明的人誰已經住， 除了我。

And I think that you could have made a wonderful judge,

我覺得你可以做一個出色的法官。

presiding over some wonderful pillow-based cases,

主持一些精彩的枕頭式案例。

but unfortunately you're -- how should I put this? --

但不幸的是，你... ... 我應該怎麼說呢？--

a borderline insane man.

一個邊緣的瘋子。

Hey, me, it's me calling.

嘿，我，是我叫你。

Hello. I love what you do. Big fan. Likewise.

你好，我喜歡你的工作。我喜歡你做的事。大風扇。我也是

I think you're the most qualified person on Earth

我覺得你是世界上最有資格的人。

to be on the Supreme Court.

要在最高法院。

Wow, what an honor to be nominated by you, me.

哇，能被你提名，我真是太榮幸了。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-And finally, the most important thing Americans can do is vote,

-最後，美國人能做的最重要的事情就是投票。

and it looks like we're getting some help from somewhere

看起來我們得到了一些幫助 從某處。

you wouldn't expect. Watch this.

你不會想到的。看這個。

-Foot Locker is turning thousands of their stores

-Foot Locker正在將數千家店面轉為自己的店面

into voter-registration sites

進入選民登記站

just six weeks before the election.

就在選舉前六週。

-It's perfect 'cause when a fight breaks out,

-這是完美的，因為當一個戰鬥爆發。

there will be 40 people dressed like referees to handle it.

會有40人打扮成裁判來處理。