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you are so busy, you're doing so much.
你這麼忙,你做了這麼多。
You're doing Hollywood Game Night, which is a really fun show.
你在做好萊塢遊戲之夜,這是一個非常有趣的節目。
There's a great There's a great vibe on that program.
有一個偉大的氛圍在該計劃。
Everybody seems to be having a good time, and you're a very congenial host.
每個人看起來都很開心,你是一個非常親切的主人。
Oh, thank you.
哦,謝謝你。
It is.
它是。
It's a good time, you know.
這是一個好時機,你知道的。
It's kind of fun.
這是種樂趣。
Nothing deep, nothing crazy.
沒有什麼深奧,沒有什麼瘋狂。
Just their toe.
只是他們的腳趾。
Have, you know, basically a game night in my house?
有,你知道,基本上是一個遊戲之夜在我家?
Ostensibly.
表面上。
But of course, it's not my house.
但當然,這不是我的房子。
Uh oh, They built a house to resemble your house.
他們建了一棟和你的房子很像的房子 Uh oh, they built a house to resemble your house.
They did?
他們有嗎?
Yes, an exact replica.
是的,一模一樣的複製品。
If I did was in that situation, I would have them build a house that's far superior to my house.
如果我做的是在這種情況下,我會讓他們建一個比我的房子優越得多的房子。
Well, that is actually.
嗯,這其實是。
Well, here's a Here's my question for you.
好吧,我有個問題要問你。
So you've got that show.
所以,你已經得到了這個節目。
Now you've got this new show, this new version of Weakest Link that you're doing, and it's interesting to make them remembering the previous weakest link.
現在你做的這個新節目,這個新版的《最弱一環》,讓他們記住以前的最弱一環,很有意思。
There was a really edge to that show.
那個節目真的很有優勢。
There's a real edge to the host.
宿主是有真正的優勢的。
Your I know you as very nice.
你的我知道你很好。
Jane Lynch, you're doing Hollywood game night now you're doing this show that might require a darker.
簡-林奇,你在做好萊塢的遊戲之夜,現在你做這個節目,可能需要更黑暗。
Jane Lynch.
簡-林奇
Is that Is that true?
是嗎? 是真的嗎?
That is true.
這倒是真的。
Yes, indeed.
是的,確實如此。
And I am here for it.
而我在這裡是為了它。
I loved it.
我喜歡它
I had so much fun dismissing people, calling them on their stupidities and keeping it a little classy at the same time, I think I can say, uh, so you put people down in a classy, refined way?
我很開心地駁斥別人,罵他們愚蠢,同時又保持一點優雅,我想我可以說,呃,所以你把人貶得很優雅,很精緻?
Absolutely.
絕對的
They don't even know that they've been slapped full across the place.
他們甚至不知道自己已經被打了滿滿一巴掌。
So here's my question, which is the rial Jane Lynch.
所以,我的問題是,哪個是rial簡林奇。
The happy Welcome to my home.
幸福的歡迎來到我的家。
Let's have a fun, uh, game together.
讓我們一起玩個有趣的,呃,遊戲。
Mawr the cruel, the cruel one from Weakest Link.
殘忍的Mawr,《最弱小的鏈接》中殘忍的那個。
Which one's the real one?
哪一個才是真正的?
The weakest link is my shadow.
最薄弱的環節就是我的影子。
For sure it is.
肯定是這樣的。
It is what's going on and not so far under the skin, either.
這是怎麼回事,也不至於讓人看不明白。
It's about you have only have to go about a quarter of an inch to get that really dark cutting person and then Hollywood game night.
這是關於你只需要去約四分之一英寸,以獲得真正的黑暗切割人,然後好萊塢遊戲之夜。
It's just all you know, me pretending to be this affable, wonderful Welcome to my home place on Dykan Onley Do it for, like, a couple hours at a time, and then everybody's gotta leave.
只是你知道的,我假裝成一個和藹可親的,美好的,歡迎來到我在戴肯-安利的家,每次做幾個小時,然後大家都要離開。
Everyone just gotta leave because you're about to lose it at that.
每個人都得離開,因為你即將失去它在。
Exactly.
就是這樣
Have you ever melted down on game night?
你有沒有在遊戲之夜融化過?
Just someone doesn't get messes up the game and you forget and you forget what show you're taping and you lose it on everything.
只要有人不把遊戲搞亂,你就會忘記,忘記你在錄什麼節目,你就會失去一切。
Yeah, I Kelly Clarkson.
是啊,我凱利-克拉克森。
I grabbed her by the throat because she was trying to take my job.
我抓住她的喉嚨,因為她想搶我的工作。
She was trying to control the game, so I grabbed her by the throat and I threw into the ball pit.
她想控制比賽,所以我抓住她的喉嚨,我把她扔進了球坑。
No, that didn't happen.
不,那沒有發生。
But I wanted to do that.
但我想這樣做。
We're gonna edit out the part where you say that didn't happen.
我們要把你說沒有發生的那部分剪掉。
That's going to make it into a tabloid.
這要把它做成小報了。
You know, what I remember from the weakest link is that that great cutting line you are the weakest weakest link.
你知道嗎,我記憶中最薄弱的環節就是那條偉大的切割線,你是最薄弱的薄弱環節。
Goodbye and you're so that's how you do it.
再見了,你也是如此,你就是這樣做的。
You go goodbye.
你走吧,再見。
It's like audios amigo or Amiga.
這就像audios amigo或Amiga。
Nice.
很好啊
Thanks.
謝謝你
It's really nice to dismiss them that way.
這樣打發他們真的很好。
And what's really fun Conan is We've added Thio, this iteration of the weakest link a tunnel.
而真正有趣的是柯南加入了Thio,這個最薄弱環節的迭代,一個隧道。
So it's like going into Dante's Inferno.
所以這就像進入但丁的地獄。
It's bright red, and we've got this music and they have to walk.
這是鮮紅的,我們已經得到了這個音樂,他們必須走。
It's the walk of shame, straight into the pit of hell on.
這是恥辱之行,直入地獄之坑上。
I love every moment of it.
我愛它的每一刻。
I think this is very good for you.
我覺得這對你很有好處。
Because I have found that when I'm in a comedy sketch or any time I've had to do comedy over the years, it required me to really go after somebody.
因為我發現,當我在演喜劇小品的時候,或者這些年任何時候我都要演喜劇,這就需要我真正去追尋某個人。
I feel it's so filled.
我覺得它是如此的充實。
It's just gonna help you vent all of this.
它只是要幫你發洩這一切。
This rage that lies deep within in Lynch it's gonna you're gonna vent all of this.
林奇內心深處的憤怒... ...你要把這些都發洩出來。
Exactly.
就是這樣
And you know, your body and your psyche doesn't know that you're pretending.
而且你知道,你的身體和你的心理都不知道你在假裝。
And so it's an actual relief, and it's there's a catharsis.
所以這是一個實際的解脫,它是有一個宣洩。
And then you walk away and everybody, you know, like the contestants they love being yelled at.
然後你走開,每個人, 你知道,像選手 他們喜歡被罵。
They love being shamed.
他們喜歡被羞辱。
So, yeah, there's no no harm, no foul.
所以,是的,沒有無傷大雅,沒有犯規。
Yeah, well, it sounds like you're, ah, clinical sociopath.
是啊,聽起來你是,啊,臨床反社會者。
Yes, indeed.
是的,確實如此。
Um, listen, I love talking to you, and I love that you got in the Christmas spirit for us.
嗯,聽著,我喜歡和你說話, 我喜歡你得到了在聖誕節的精神為我們。
And I know you probably have something to say to Andy now, um, you know, and, er you going home for Christmas from the same hometown too.
我知道你現在可能有話要對安迪說,嗯,你知道,還有,呃,你也要從同一個家鄉回家過聖誕節了。
So you you don't know much about Chicago, so I'll ask him.
所以你你對芝加哥不瞭解,所以我就問他。
Are you going home for Christmas this year?
今年你要回家過聖誕嗎?
Andy?
安迪?
Who knows?
誰知道呢?
Yeah.
是啊。
You won't be able to dio exact might have toe.
你將無法準確的迪奧可能有腳趾。
I might have to steal a glider and escape the U.
我可能要偷一架滑翔機,然後逃出美國。
S.
S.
I would love to come with you, so if you do please swing by Laurel Canyon and pick me up.
我很想和你一起去,如果你願意的話,請到桂花峽谷來接我。
I will, I will.
我會的,我會的。
All right, Because I have the dog too obvious.
好吧,因為我養的狗太明顯了。
Oh, I'd love to see Daisy and love to see Daisy again.
哦,我很想見到黛西,也很想再見到黛西。
And, um, just thank you so much, Conan, for having me on.
非常感謝你,柯南,感謝你邀請我。
And I'm sorry.
我很抱歉
I can't include you in this, but you're not from Chicago, and you don't understand the whole thing that goes on between us.
我不能把你也算進去,但你不是芝加哥人,你不瞭解我們之間發生的全部事情。
So I've been in Chicago and a bunch of times.
所以我去過芝加哥,而且次數不少。
Yeah.
是啊。
Okay, so that's probably is good as being from there.
好吧,所以這可能是好的,因為是來自那裡。
Now it is not.
現在不是了。
And Andy, guess what?
安迪,你猜怎麼著?
I miss you very much.
我很想你
And it's been really nice to talk, Thio.
哈拉真的很愉快,Thio.
Yeah, Yeah.
是啊,是啊。
We will see each other when this is all.
等這一切結束後,我們會再見面的。
When this is all when it's just the two of us, we can probably pick up where we left off.
當這一切只剩下我們兩個人的時候,我們或許可以接上我們的尾巴。
I mean, that goes without saying okay, Okay, honey, I love you.
我的意思是,不用說好吧,好吧,親愛的,我愛你。
Love you too.
我也愛你
Okay.
好吧,我知道了
Are we done, Conan?
我們說完了嗎,柯南?
Yeah.
是啊。
Okay.
好吧,我知道了
Weakest link way.
最薄弱的環節方式。
Weakest Link Premieres on Tuesday, September 29 on NBC Jane Lynch and Director.
最弱的環節》將於9月29日(週二)在NBC首播,簡-林奇和導演。
I forget my name.
我忘了我的名字。
Conan O'Brien.
柯南-奧布萊恩
Thank you.
謝謝你了
Thank you very much.
非常感謝你。
Really.
真的嗎?
I'm very happy for you looking forward to this new show.
我很為你高興,期待這個新節目。
And, uh, and you are always a delight every single time.
而且,呃,你總是很高興每一個單一的時間。
Thank you so much.
非常感謝你。
We about you.
我們對你。
Very merry Christmas to you, all of you and a happy new.
祝你們聖誕快樂,祝你們新年快樂。