and I'm shooting content for YouTube,

我正在為YouTube拍攝內容。

I like to be finished by 6:00 p.m.

我喜歡在下午6點前完成。

That way I can go home and do some editing

這樣我就可以回家做編輯了。

and pat myself on the back for having done drag today.

並拍拍自己的後背，因為今天做了拖。

Hi Vanity Fair, It's me Miss cracker.

嗨，名利場，這是我的餅乾小姐。

And this is everything I do in a day.

而這是我一天所做的一切。

[upbeat music]

[歡快的音樂]

I wake up and get out of bed

我醒來後就下床了

at seven-- at 10:00 a.m.

在7 -- 在上午10: 00。

I use my phone to wake me up

我用手機叫醒我

and I put it on the most obnoxious setting

我把它放在最討厭的設置上

because anything soothing, I will ignore.

因為任何安慰的東西，我都會忽略。

I only set one alarm because I am determined

我只設一個鬧鐘，因為我有決心

and I will get up after the fourth snooze.

而我在第四次打盹後就會起床。

I check my phone, don't tell anyone,

我檢查我的手機，不要告訴任何人。

before I even roll over.

在我翻身之前

The first thing I look at on my phone

我在手機上看的第一件事

is pictures of me.

是我的照片。

It's to give myself confidence.

是為了給自己信心。

I'm drinking coffee all the time,

我一直在喝咖啡

like as we're speaking.

就像我們說的那樣

I'm from Seattle, so the most important Part

我來自西雅圖，所以最重要的部分

of my diet is coffee.

我的飲食是咖啡。

I have my first cup of coffee

我喝了第一杯咖啡

as soon as I can possibly get to a pot

一旦我可能得到一個鍋。

we're talking about within an hour

一小時內

of when I wake up no matter what,

的，當我醒來的時候，無論什麼。

no matter where I am in the world.

無論我在世界的哪個地方。

I take my coffee however it comes to me

我的咖啡怎麼來就怎麼喝

if someone brings me a coffee

如果有人給我送咖啡

and they're like I hope it's the kind you like,

他們就像我希望它是你喜歡的那種。

I'm like it's the kind I like the kind of coffee in it

我喜歡它是那種我喜歡的那種咖啡在裡面

I don't care, can be cold, can be hot,

我無所謂，可冷可熱。

could be ice, could have cream,

可能是冰塊，可能有奶油。

could be black, don't care.

可能是黑色的，不在乎。

I am a morning shower person

我是一個早上洗澡的人

because I want to get my day started right away

因為我想馬上開始我的一天。

and you can't do drugs.

而且你不能吸毒。

Smelling like I smell in the morning basically.

聞起來就像我早上聞到的味道基本一樣。

[laughing]

[笑]

My typical shower is 10 minutes.

我的淋浴一般是10分鐘。

You know why?

你知道為什麼嗎？

The environment, I use a hydrating soap

環境方面，我用的是保溼香皂。

to moisten my skin and prepare it for shaving.

來滋潤我的皮膚，為剃鬚做準備。

Sorry to break the illusion.

對不起，打破了幻覺。

I use the cheapest shampoo I can possibly find

我用的是最便宜的洗髮水，能找到的都用了

because that's the way I am

因為我就是這樣的人

and I use a dove body soap to make sure

我用鴿子沐浴露來確保。

that my skin is smooth and supple,

我的皮膚很光滑，很有彈性。

soft and supple

軟綿綿

[laughing].

[笑]：

I'm a religious toothbrusher.

我是一個虔誠的刷牙者。

So I use a old fashioned toothbrush

所以我用的是老式牙刷。

and I brush for three minutes that I carefully time

我刷了三分鐘，我小心翼翼的時間。

on my phone to the second, 15 seconds

在我的手機上到秒，15秒

for each surface of my teeth.

我牙齒的每個表面。

I'm really serious about this.

我是認真的

And every time the dentist gives me a compliment,

而每次牙醫給我的讚美。

I'm like, yeah.

我想，是的。

And I did it without an electric toothbrush.

而且我沒有用電動牙刷。

I floss religiously, like one of those people

我很虔誠地使用牙線，就像那些人一樣。

that gets a four foot long strand

四腳朝天

and does like a whole, like I'm toweling off

和做像一個整體，就像我的毛巾了。

between my legs like this much

在我的兩腿之間，像這樣

[laughing].

[笑]：

Like this much floss.

像這麼多的牙線。

My glam routine if I am a boy

如果我是男生，我的魅力日常

for the day is putting on hands.

為天是把手。

My glam routine if I'm becoming a woman involves taking

我的魅力日常，如果我成為一個女人，包括服用

my shower, doing my morning rituals,

我的淋浴，做我的早晨的儀式。

sitting down in front of a lighted mirror,

坐在一面亮著的鏡子前。

moisturizing and priming my skin,

滋潤我的皮膚，給我的皮膚打底。

going through an hour and a half of makeup,

通過一個半小時的化妝。

putting on a huge wig that I made

戴上我做的大假髮

and stepping out into the world.

並踏上了世界的舞臺。

The most important part of any glamor routine

任何魅力的日常工作中最重要的部分。

is leaving the house

離家出走

and I try to make sure

我儘量確保

to do that every time I glam up.

要做到這一點，每次我魅力了。

Breakfast is as long as I can possibly delay it,

早餐是我可能拖延的時間。

it's called dieting.

這就是所謂的節食。

And then it's like all the carbs I could possibly find.

然後它就像所有的碳水化合物，我可能找到。

[laughing]

[笑]

My favorite to go breakfast is eggs,

我最喜歡吃的早餐是雞蛋。

and sausage on a croissant.

和香腸在羊角麵包上。

And you can tear it up with nails on into smaller pieces.

而且你可以用指甲把它撕成小塊。

And that's the most important part

而這是最重要的部分

because you can get it past your lipstick

因為你可以得到它通過你的口紅

without messing anything up.

而又不至於把事情搞得一團糟。

By the time I'm having breakfast,

到我吃早餐的時候。

I'm usually dressed because if I like gave my to self time

我通常都會穿好衣服，因為如果我喜歡給我自己的時間

to have breakfast,

來吃早餐。

I would lose steam and never get in makeup.

我就會失去動力，永遠不會進入化妝。

I would just spend the rest of the day matching.

我就用一天的時間來配合。

I based my outfits on where I'm going

我是根據我將要去的地方來決定我的服裝的

and what town I'm going to be in.

和我要去的城市。

So if I know that the author of Frankenstein

所以如果我知道《科學怪人》的作者...

was born in the town that I'm going to

出生在我要去的那個小鎮上

or die in the town

或死於城中

that I'm going to I'm gonna dress like Frankenstein.

我要去... ...我要穿得像弗蘭肯斯坦。

That's what the day calls for.

這就是今天的要求。

A day to evening look.

從白天到晚上的造型。

[laughing]

[笑]

If I am going to be on stage,

如果我要上臺。

I dress very differently than if I'm going

我的穿著和我去的時候很不一樣。

to be on camera,

要上鏡頭。

if I wanna be on stage,

如果我想在舞臺上，

I know that I can paint bold,

我知道，我可以大膽地畫。

and I can take risks and try new things

我可以冒險嘗試新事物

because it's going to be far away,

因為它要遠去。

like blasted out by the stage light anyway.

就像被舞臺燈轟出來一樣，反正。

But if I want to be on camera,

但如果我想上鏡。

I do the face that I know is going to work

我做的臉，我知道是要去工作。

and that is not going to fail me.

而這是不會讓我失望的。

And I spend that extra time making sure all my eyes

我花了額外的時間，確保我所有的眼睛。

are crossed, and my T's are dotted.

是交叉的，和我的T的是點。

I'd say that it's noon by the time I catch an Uber

我想說的是，這是中午的時候，我趕上了一輛Uber

to go to do some work.

去做一些工作。

For me work means wandering around whatever town

對我來說，工作就是在任何一個城市閒逛。

I'm in and meeting people that love drag

我在和喜歡變裝的人見面。

and taking photos in front of landmarks,

並在地標性建築前拍照。

and the rest of the evening is of course hopefully a show

而晚上剩下的時間，當然是希望能有一場演出。

if I'm not lucky, but the real work for me

如果我運氣不好，但對我來說，真正的工作。

is in meeting people.

是在認識人。

I don't take a lot of phone calls during the day

白天我不怎麼接電話的

but I do take a lot of text messages

但我確實收到了很多簡訊

from people saying, is this ready yet?

從人們說，這是準備好了嗎？

Are you gonna have this submitted?

你會把這個提交嗎？

What time is it where you are?

你那裡現在是什麼時間？

And those are the things that take up the bulk

而這些都是佔據了大部分的東西。

of my life and they have gotten me so addicted to my phone,

的，他們讓我對手機如此上癮。

I should be ashamed, my old self that refused

我應該感到羞愧，我以前的自己，拒絕了。

to have anything but a sidekick

只可意會不可言傳

would be so ashamed of me right now.

會很慚愧我現在。

I tried to stay off social media,

我試著遠離社交媒體。

so I don't have the Twitter app or Instagram.

所以我沒有Twitter應用或Instagram。

I spend all my time on safari,

我把所有的時間都花在野生動物園上。

looking at Twitter and Instagram.

看著Twitter和Instagram。

[laughing]

[笑]

Like To be honest,

喜歡說實話。

I tried to keep myself out of social media,

我試圖讓自己遠離社交媒體。

but where there's a will there's a way

有志者事竟成

and I found my way back in.

我找到了回去的路。

By the time I have to do a show at the end of the day,

到最後我還要做節目的時候。

I have already fully been in drag.

我已經完全被拖累了。

[chuckles]

[笑聲]

For like, five or six hours.

就像，五六個小時。

So all it takes for me is just putting

所以我只需要把

on some dancing heels and putting on a leotard

穿上跳舞的高跟鞋，穿上緊身衣。

and saying okay, we have made our transition

並說好，我們已經完成了我們的過渡

from gay to evening.

從同志到傍。

Before I do a show, I always do like 30 minutes

在我做節目之前，我總是做30分鐘的時間

of rehearsal to make sure I know my numbers.

以確保我知道我的號碼。

But if I'm gonna put together a brand new show,

但是，如果我要把一個全新的節目。

we're talking like a week of rehearsal time,

我們正在談論像一個星期的排練時間。

with two to three hours every day

每天兩三個小時

where I'm working through everything I wanna say,

在那裡，我的工作 通過一切我想說的。

and making sure that my numbers are tight.

並確保我的數字是緊張的。

From then on, it's only

從那時起，它只是

like little touch-ups every day just to say,

就像每天的小修飾，只是為了說。

okay, what have we discovered?

好吧，我們有什麼發現？

And what can I do that's new?

那我能做什麼是新的呢？

Usually for me, a show starts at like 6:00 p.m

通常對我來說，一場演出在下午6點開始。

with a meet and greet.

與見面會。

And then I say hello to everyone

然後我跟大家打招呼

that I know and love, because I see a lot

我知道和愛，因為我看到了很多的

of faces returning, and then I go

的臉回來，然後我去

and I do a little Switcheroo with my outfit,

我的衣服也要做個小開關。

and the show itself starts at like eight o'clock.

和節目本身開始 在像八點鐘。

To get ready for a show,

為了準備一場演出。

I always try to hype myself up.

我總是試圖炒作自己。

So I put on my headphones and I listen to my tracks

所以我戴上耳機，聽我的曲目

and I breathe deeply,

我深呼吸。

and I'm just walking around like a monster

我只是走來走去像一個怪物。

because the most important thing for

因為最重要的是

me to do is sort of embarrass myself

我做的就是讓自己難堪

in front of the stage hands.

在臺前手。

Because if I can do that,

因為如果我能做到這一點。

then I can get in the mood for a show.

然後，我可以得到一個節目的心情。

But if I stay shy

但如果我一直害羞

and little backstage,

和小後臺。

that's how I'm gonna perform on stage two.

這就是我要去執行 在第二階段。

So I try to bring that stage five up

所以我試著把第五階段的工作做起來

while I'm while I'm getting ready for the show.

當我當我準備好了表演。

Oh, I always have outfit changes during the show

哦，我在表演的時候總是要換衣服的

because think kids expect production these days.

因為覺得現在的孩子們都在期待生產。

We're talking reveals, we're talking backstage switcheroos.

我們說的是揭祕，我們說的是後臺換人。

If I don't catch my nail on something,

如果我沒有抓住我的釘子上的東西。

and almost yank it off by the end of the show,

並在節目結束時幾乎把它拽下來。

I know I'm not doing enough with my outfits.

我知道我的服裝做得不夠好。

On a typical work day where I'm not gonna do a show,

在一個典型的工作日，我不會做一個節目。

but instead shoot something for YouTube.

而是為YouTube拍攝一些東西。

I come to my studio in the Bronx,

我來到我在布朗克斯的工作室。

and it's this big open space that has everything

這是一個大的開放空間，有一切。

I love all of my fan art

我喜歡我所有的粉絲藝術

and all of the clothes that I've worn over the years.

以及這些年來我穿的所有衣服。

It takes about eight hours to shoot a 10 minute episode,

拍攝一集10分鐘的節目大約需要8個小時。

you have to prepare the outfit,

你必須準備好裝備。

then you have two to three hours

然後你有兩三個小時

of getting dressed that's four right there.

的穿衣，這是四個正確的那裡。

It takes an hour to shoot

拍攝需要一個小時

the thing, takes an hour to take it down,

的東西，需要一個小時才能拿下來。

then it takes three hours

則需要三個小時

to get everything transferred and edited.

以獲得一切傳輸和編輯。

So yeah for those 10 minutes, you have a lot of work.

所以啊，為了這10分鐘，你有很多工作要做。

And if you have a really complicated show,

如果你有一個非常複雜的節目。

it can take like 20 hours,

它可以採取像20小時。

I finished work at like 10 o'clock after a show is done.

一場演出結束後，我10點左右就下班了。

Let me tell you about when I get out of drag

我跟你說說我什麼時候脫胎換骨？

as soon as the curtains like, boom,

只要窗簾一喜歡，轟。

I'm like slam and we are out of drag.

我就像大滿貫，我們已經沒有了拖累。

[laughing]

[笑]

Unless there is an opportunity to be seen one more time.

除非有機會多看一次。

Like if I think that people might see me walking

比如說我覺得別人可能會看到我走路的樣子

from the gig to my home,

從演出到我的家。

I will definitely stay in drag

我一定會留在這裡

because these heels were made for walking

因為這雙高跟鞋是用來走路的

and they deserve to be seen.

而他們值得被看到。

After I leave the studio,

在我離開工作室之後。

after I leave the stage, the first thing I do

下臺後，我做的第一件事就是

is feed myself because it's the biggest means

是養活自己，因為它是最大的手段。

of self care and it's also the best way

的自理能力，也是最好的方法。

to celebrate with people.

與人慶祝。

So whoever has been helping me all day long,

所以不管是誰整天幫我。

we're gonna sit down together

我們要一起坐下來

and break bread and enjoy that feeling

掰著麵包享受那種感覺

of having done something beautiful

美中不足

for the world today hopefully.

為今天的世界希望。

And I always tell people if it is cheese on carbs

我總是告訴人們，如果它是奶酪的碳水化合物。

then it is a go, it can be lasagna.

那麼它是一個去，它可以是千層餅。

It could be Fettuccine Alfredo, it can be pizza,

可以是阿爾弗雷德麵條，也可以是披薩。

as long as is a cheese on carbs.

只要是碳水化合物的奶酪。

That's all I require, no matter what I'm doing,

這就是我的全部要求，無論我在做什麼。

it takes me like 10 minutes to get home.

它需要我像10分鐘回家。

Because if I'm at home in New York,

因為如果我在紐約的家裡。

my studio is 10 minutes from my apartment

我的工作室離我的公寓有10分鐘的路程

so it's like nothing.

所以它就像什麼都沒有。

And if I'm on the road, it is definitely 10 minutes

如果我在路上，肯定是10分鐘就到了

or less between the theater and the tour bus,

劇院和旅遊大巴之間或更少。

so that is a blessing.

所以，這是一種幸福。

As soon as I am out of my drag, I am into my PJs.

只要我一脫下我的拖鞋，我就會穿上我的睡衣。

I have a lot of silly socks.

我有很多愚蠢的襪子。

I have kangaroos in space

我有袋鼠在太空中

and two cans and grapefruit

和兩罐柚子

and all that kind of stuff on my socks.

以及我襪子上的所有這些東西。

You know, when I'm in the socks

你知道，當我在襪子裡的時候

that the day is done,

這一天已經結束了。