Promethus. Now Covenant will make some more...

普羅米修斯 現在聖約會再做一些...

aliens to make your chest burst on up...

外星人會讓你的胸膛爆裂... ...

Ridley Scott did it first, so let's awake on the shuttle.

雷德利-斯科特先做的，所以讓我們在穿梭機上醒來。

A cranky space crew answering a call to some trouble.

一個脾氣暴躁的太空人在接聽電話時遇到了一些麻煩。

Ain't nothin but a space job baby!

這不是什麼，而是一個空間工作，寶貝！

Now the ship's broke and crew acting lazy.

現在船壞了，船員也懶得動了。

Weyland is the company that pays them

Weyland是給他們發工資的公司

but you're expendable so get ready for mayhem. (yeah)

但你是消耗品，所以準備好了混亂。 （是）

Back to the movie at hand...

回到手邊的電影...

Kane's chest popped out a monster now it's worse than it began!

凱恩的胸口蹦出了一個怪物，現在比開始還要糟糕!

Now survival's the objective.

現在，生存是目標。

And this angry robot hobbit is stubborn and defective.

而這個憤怒的機器人霍比特人是頑固的，有缺陷的。

Meanwhile, the alien's out there drooling on man.

同時，外星人在外面對人類流口水。

and killin that man

並殺死那個人

and at the same time hookin woman!

同時又是個妓女！

And now the rest are dead but Ripley get through it.

現在其他的人都死了，但雷普利挺過來了。

She got the flame thrower and a cat and left before she blew it.

她得到了火焰噴射器和一隻貓，在她吹響之前離開了。

Yeah. Now there's just one more scare before we yield.

是啊，現在在我們屈服之前，還有一個驚嚇。現在只差一個驚嚇就可以讓步了。

Shoot the alien out to space now watch it squeal.

把外星人射到太空中去，現在看它的尖叫聲。

Now that's the end and Ripley's undies have had enough.

現在結束了，瑞普利的內褲已經受夠了。

She goes back to sleep after all of that monster stuff.

她說完那些怪物的事情就回去睡覺了。

It's like A and like L and like I and uh

它就像A和L，像我，還有呃。

It's like E and like N and like S and uh...

就像E和N和S一樣，呃... ...

it's like HISS!

這就像HISS！

You want more aliens to explode?

你想讓更多的外星人爆炸嗎？

James Cameron, it's time to make the next episode.

詹姆斯-卡梅隆，是時候製作下一集了。

Well Ripley's sleepin and she's sleepin and she's sleepin!

瑞普利睡著了，她睡著了，她睡著了！

But she's gotta go back cause this story needs repeating.

但她得回去，因為這個故事需要重複。

The Marines take her cause they need her help.

海軍陸戰隊帶走她是因為他們需要她的幫助。

So sit back, relax, on this elevator straight to hell.

所以，坐好，放鬆，在這個電梯上，直達地獄。

They ain't never been in a fight like this before.

他們從來沒有像這樣打過架。

They are totally outnumbered. One by one they start to go.

他們的人數完全不夠。 他們一個個開始走。

At the same time that Burke tries to creep...

與此同時，伯克試圖爬... ...

face huggers on Ripley and Newt both while they sleep.

在瑞普利和紐特睡覺的時候，對他們兩個進行臉部擁抱。

To add to all the stressin the vents start jettin'

為了增加所有的壓力，通風口開始噴射。

cause it's all gonna blow so they go but no joke

因為這一切都會爆炸，所以他們走了，但不是開玩笑。

The queen rode along so she lived too!

女王騎著馬，所以她也活著!

But Ripley wasn't worried cause she knew what to do.

但瑞普利並不擔心，因為她知道該怎麼做。

She's like Biff she's like Bap she's like Bam and uh...

她像Biff，她像Bap，她像Bam，呃... ...

She's like Swing she's like Clamp she's like Flip and uh...

她就像搖擺，她就像夾子，她就像翻轉，呃... ...

She's like WhOOSH!

她就像WhOOSH！

Oh you want some more episodes?

哦，你想多看幾集？

David Fincher, bring this arc to a close.

大衛-芬奇，給這個弧線畫上句號吧。

Sleeping on the spaceship. This is where it falls apart.

在飛船上睡覺。 這就是它崩潰的地方。

Everybody dies but Ripley.

除了雷普利，所有人都會死

Oh no! NO! NOOOOO!

哦，不！NOOOOO！

Fallin onto a planet full of gangstas all bald and mean.

墮落到一個滿是黑幫的星球上，都是光頭，都是壞蛋。

Wanted more aliens but we got no marines

想要更多的外星人，但我們沒有海軍陸戰隊員

This is the part where the series gets dark and deep.

這是該系列變得黑暗和深沉的部分。

A sad no pay off movie with bad CG.

一部悲催的沒有回報的電影，糟糕的CG。

Ripley says "I am out! Tired of this tripe!"

雷普利說："我不幹了! 厭倦了這種垃圾！"

Dude's ear is dangling. This is over right?

夥計的耳朵是懸空的。 這一切都結束了吧？

Yeah... but it don't quit!

是啊... 但它不會放棄！

There's one more movie and it's just... horse poop.

還有一部電影，它只是... 馬屎。

So, Joss. (What up Dawg?)

那麼，喬斯（怎麼了道格？ ）

Gotta write'm what they want? (What's that, person?)

得寫出他們想要的東西？(那是什麼，人？)

Gotta clone up Ripley! (Sounds Pointless!)

得克隆出雷普利!（聽起來毫無意義！）

yeah it is actually lets just... Skip to Prometheus!

是的，它實際上是讓我們只是...跳到普羅米修斯！

Is where it takes place in the search for the answers

是它發生在尋找答案的地方。

Why the engineers made us but didn't cure cancer.

為什麼工程師製造了我們，卻沒能治好癌症。

Ridley Scott is back and it's all the same questions.

雷德利-斯科特回來了，而且都是同樣的問題。

What's on that ship? Don't worry about infections.

船上有什麼？ 不要擔心感染。

David's pushin every single button like THWACK!

戴維的每一個按鈕都像 "砰 "的一聲！

Infects Holloway so his body get's jacked.

感染了霍洛威，所以他的身體就會被劫持。

Just in time for him and Shaw to get some booty.

正好讓他和肖去找些戰利品。

Now Shaw's all prego with this slimy tentacle cutie.

現在蕭氏與這個黏糊糊的觸手小可愛都是預產期。

Shaw continues to run now, tummy cut down.

肖現在繼續跑，肚子被切下來了。

And David's like, "Hey Engineer, why don't you put the smack down?" Yeah.

戴維說："嘿，工程師，你為什麼不放下武器？" 對啊

But it don't stop.

但它不停止。

Gotta save earth before the engineers make it pop.

要在工程師們把它弄爆之前拯救地球。

So they pull it off. A new dawn. David's head and Shaw are gone.

所以，他們把它關閉。 一個新的黎明。 大衛的頭和肖都不見了。

P R O M E Theus and a movie they call ALIEN

"P R O M E Theus "和一部叫做 "ALIEN "的電影。

Puttin it all together.

把它放在一起。

Like my homie Ridley Scott, no one has done it better.

就像我的老鄉雷德利-斯科特一樣，沒有人做得更好。

It's like one and like two and not three and uh...

這就像一和像二，而不是三和呃... ...

It's not four and not versus predator either!

這不是四，也不是對戰大鱷!

It's like Alien!

就像《異形》一樣!

And now it's covenant's turn to show

現在輪到約的表現了

I'm sure... It's totally original.

我相信...這是完全原創的。

It's all the same movie!

都是同一部電影！

Different crew different surviving brunette girl.

不同的劇組不同的倖存黑髮女孩。

It's all the same movie!

都是同一部電影！

Yeah Yeah Yeaaaaaaah

是啊是啊是啊是啊

Aaaaaaawwwww Yeah.

Aaaaaawww Yeah.

Thank you for watching!

謝謝你的觀看!

We made an album for ya!

我們為你做了一張專輯！

So if you've ever wanted one of our tracks before

所以，如果你曾經想要我們的曲目之一，之前

Now you can get one officially from us!

現在，你可以從我們這裡正式獲得一個!

Ha Haaaa! I know it is about time!

哈哈哈! 我知道是時候了！

Or if that's not your thing you can just sit back and watch some more videos

如果你不喜歡，你也可以坐下來多看一些視頻。

by clickin one of these lovely lovely links.

通過點擊這些可愛的可愛的鏈接之一。

We'll see you next time, baby.

我們下次再見，寶貝。