Name: 最搞笑的10個克里斯-洛克SNL滑稽表演 (Top 10 Funniest Chris Rock SNL Sketches)
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T22:50:09.000Z
Duration: 13 min 14 s

Yeah, that's something they teach up there in that fancy school.

是啊，那是他們在那所高級學校教的東西。

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10.

而今天我們就來細數一下前十名的人選。

This is the most shameful thing America has ever done.

這是美國做過的最可恥的事情。

Your mother so stupid that she tripped on a call this phone for this list.

你媽媽那麼傻，為了這個單子打這個電話都會被絆倒。

We're looking at the most memorable single or recurring SNL skits as well as monologues that showcase this legends talents.

我們正在尋找最令人難忘的單人或反覆出現的SNL短劇，以及展示這位傳奇人物才華的獨白。

What's your favorite Chris Rock SNL sketch?

你最喜歡克里斯-洛克SNL的哪一個短劇？

Number 10 Election Night Audiences expected something special when it was announced that Dave Chappelle would be hosting the first SNL following the 2016 U.

10號選舉之夜當宣佈Dave Chappelle將主持2016年美國之後的第一個SNL時，觀眾們期待著一些特別的東西。

But just as the election results caught many off guard, this sketch also has a few surprises.

但就像選舉結果讓很多人措手不及一樣，這個小品也有一些驚喜。

I mean, that's where all the Racists are.

我的意思是，所有的種族主義者都在那裡。

As Donald Trump claims more votes and advances towards victory, everyone watching at home is shocked.

當唐納德-特朗普宣稱獲得更多選票並向勝利邁進時，所有在家觀看的人都感到震驚。

Except for Chapel, that is, until Chris Rock shows up.

除了Chapel，那是，直到Chris Rock出現。

Hey, guys, what I missed making an unexpected cameo that had the crowd cheering Rock brings his signature observational comedy toe a historical moment that left many confused.

嘿，夥計們，我錯過了一個意想不到的客串，讓觀眾歡呼雀躍的搖滾帶來了他標誌性的觀察性喜劇，讓很多人感到困惑的歷史時刻。

I mean, if the country was 55% black, we have tons of black presidents.

我的意思是，如果這個國家是55%的黑人，我們有很多黑人總統。

I mean, flavor flavor would be president as all the white people in the room come to the revelation that America isn't quite as they thought.

我是說，香精會成為總統，因為房間裡所有的白人都會發現，美國並不像他們想象的那樣。

Rock and Chappelle can't help but make sarcastic remarks, having been ahead of the curve.

搖滾和查培爾忍不住出言諷刺，一直走在前面。

Why aren't people turning out for Hillary the way they did for Barack Obama?

為什麼人們沒有像支持奧巴馬那樣支持希拉里？

I mean, maybe because you're replacing a charismatic 40 year old black guy with a 70 year old white woman.

我的意思是，也許是因為你要用一個70歲的白種女人 來代替一個40歲的黑人魅力十足的傢伙。

Colin Powell For a period in the early nineties, some theorized that President George H.

科林-鮑威爾 在九十年代初的一段時間裡，有人理論上認為喬治-H-總統。

Bush might replace Dan Quayle with Colin Powell for the 1992 presidential election.

布什可能會用科林-鮑威爾取代丹-奎伊爾參加1992年的總統選舉。

If Colin Powell was vice president, I would kill the president and tell his mother about it.

如果科林-鮑威爾是副總統，我會殺了總統，然後告訴他母親。

Okay, In this weekend update segment, Rock delves into why Powell likely wouldn't become the country's first black vice president.

好吧，在這個週末的更新片段中，Rock深入探討了為什麼Powell很可能不會成為國家的第一位黑人副總統。

The reasons rock gives aren't quite what you might expect, however.

不過，石頭給出的理由並不像你想象的那樣。

And even if they had a death penalty, even if they had a definitely what would happen, I would just get pardoned by the black president.

即使他們有死刑，即使他們有一個絕對會發生什麼，我就會得到黑人總統的赦免。

According to Rock, if Powell were vice president, it wouldn't take long for somebody such as himself to remove Bush from the equation.

按照洛克的說法，如果鮑威爾是副總統，用不了多久，像他這樣的人就會把布什從等式中刪除。

As long as you live, you will never see a black vice president.

只要你活著，你就不會看到一個黑人副總統。

Because some black guy would just kill the president.

因為有些黑人會直接殺了總統。

That's why assed Faras Rock is concerned his plan is airtight.

所以屁股法拉斯-洛克才會擔心自己的計劃是密不透風的。

While Rock was obviously joking, he was right about a couple of things.

雖然洛克顯然是在開玩笑，但他有幾件事是對的。

Bush didn't replace Quail with Powell, and an African American has yet to hold the veep's office.

布什並沒有用鮑威爾取代奎爾，非洲裔美國人還沒有擔任過副總統的職務。

Number eight, My son, college graduate three years after leaving SNL Rock returned for his first time, is the show's host, and I'm so Proud of You, the first Gilmore graduate from God.

第八名，我的兒子，大學畢業三年後離開SNL搖滾首次迴歸，是節目的主持人，我為你感到驕傲，是上帝的第一個吉爾莫畢業生。

This sketch reunites rock with Tim Meadows, who plays a recently graduated college student.

這部小品將搖滾與蒂姆-梅多斯重合，他飾演一個剛畢業的大學生。

Rock assumes the role of his father, who shifts from being proud to condescending the second his son starts using fancy college words.

洛克承擔了他父親的角色，當他的兒子開始使用花哨的大學單詞的那一刻，他就從驕傲轉變為高傲。

No matter what Meadows does or says, Rock finds a way to tie it back to his son's education, taking everything as a sign of disrespect.

無論Meadows做什麼，說什麼，Rock都會想辦法把它和兒子的教育聯繫起來，把一切都當成是不尊重的表現。

When these are words that you confined into the source, you know the source.

當這些都是你禁錮到源頭的話，你就知道源頭了。

Rock isn't the only one in the family who knows how to guilt trip, as Tracy Morgan's grandpa condemns his son for merely counting eight.

岩石並不是家裡唯一一個懂得內疚的人，因為特蕾西-摩根的爺爺譴責他的兒子只是數了8個數。

The irony is that Meadows is four years older than Rock, while Morgan is the youngest of the three number seven weekend update.

諷刺的是，梅多斯比洛克大四歲，而摩根是三個號碼中最年輕的七號週末更新。

Franklin was the first African American character to appear in the Peanuts comic strip.

富蘭克林是第一個出現在花生漫畫中的非裔美國人角色。

和富蘭克林-華斯一樣具有開創性。

Rock argues that more could have been done with the character.

岩石認為，這個角色還可以做得更多。

To most people, the first day of school was a happy time, but not to me.

對大多數人來說，開學第一天是快樂的，但對我來說卻不是。

Rock felt a lot like Franklin growing up as he was also the only black kid in school.

洛克覺得自己的成長很像富蘭克林，因為他也是學校裡唯一的黑人孩子。

Commentary on the first day of school becomes all about Franklin and his lack of dialogue.

開學第一天的評論就變成了關於富蘭克林和他缺乏對話。

Not one line compared to the other Peanuts characters, Rock strongly believes that Franklin has gone under developed over the decades, plays the piano.

與其他花生角色相比，沒有一句話，洛克強烈認為富蘭克林幾十年來發展不足，彈鋼琴。

They don't even invite him to the parties.

If Snoopy is invited to the party, we think it's also good that Franklin gets his dio number six.

如果史努比被邀請參加派對，我們認為富蘭克林得到他的六號迪奧也是好事。

Although Rocks SNL Tenure is best remembered for his monologues, he also developed a few recurring characters.

雖然Rocks SNL任期內最令人印象深刻的是他的單口相聲，但他也發展了一些反覆出現的角色。

Now I'm your host on Ski to the highest degree to the T o P o.

現在，我是你的主人在滑雪最高程度的T O P O。

One of his most memorable is on Ski from the fictional show I'm Chillin with a wardrobe that screams early nineties hip hop on Ski was usually paired with a sidekick Be Fats, played by Chris Farley.

他最令人難忘的是在小說節目《我是Chillin》中的Ski上，衣櫃裡的衣服叫囂著九十年代初的Hip Hop，在Ski上通常會搭配一個由Chris Farley扮演的搭檔Be Fats。

Bullet Hole tampons because sometimes you believed in other places.

子彈孔衛生棉條，因為有時候你在其他地方相信。

I'm chillin might not have had the biggest budget.

我很冷靜，可能沒有最大的預算。

Bronski fortunately, have sponsors like Bullet Hole Tampons and 168th Street spring water to keep him on the air.

布朗斯基幸運的是，有子彈洞衛生棉條、168街泉水等贊助商，讓他繼續直播。

It's stuck only spring water, I said, the only spring water that comes directly from a fire hydrant.

我說，它只卡住了泉水，唯一的泉水，直接從消防栓裡出來。

Aside from busting over the top rhymes, Husky and be Fats used their platform to talk about Sinbad and make mother jokes, but they never quite get around to playing rap videos.

除了爆出過硬的押韻，Husky和be Fats還利用自己的平臺談論辛巴達，開母親的玩笑，但他們始終沒能玩轉說唱視頻。

Yo, yo, we gotta check that out next week, cause right now I gotta go pick up my baby's mother.

喲，喲，我們得檢查了下週， 因為現在我得去接我孩子的母親。

I'm chillin returned when rock hosted in 1996 although Jim Breuer would fill in for Farley, always wiping.

1996年搖滾主持的時候，我很冷淡地回來了，雖然吉姆-布魯爾會代替法利，總是擦拭。

Stay off the pipe and it will suckle gets ill.

離管子遠一點，它就會吸得病。

Michael Jackson, another recurring character from Rock, not X, was the out spoken host of the Dark Side Ah, 15 minute talk show that actually ran even shorter.

邁克爾-傑克遜，《搖滾，不是X》中的另一個反覆出現的角色，是《黑暗面》的出場主持人啊，15分鐘的脫口秀，其實時間更短。

He wasn't black, but sure got treated like he was.

他不是黑人，但肯定被當作黑人對待。

The sketch reteamed rock with Farley, who plays a clown named Sand Van sporting a massive Afro.

這部小品與法利重新合作搖滾，他扮演的小丑名叫沙凡，運動著一頭巨大的非洲發。

Not X would often tackle then topical issues such as the Rodney King trial.

不X會經常處理當時的熱點問題，比如羅德尼-金的審判。

If we had to single out the episode that best represented Rocks talents as a performer, though, it would have to be Nat X's interview with Michael Jackson via satellite.

如果非要找出最能代表Rocks表演才能的一集，那一定是Nat X通過衛星對Michael Jackson的採訪。

Well, that's What I'm really trying to say is it doesn't matter what color person is black or white, because we're all God's Children doing a spot on impression that's enhanced by the hair and makeup crew.

好吧，這就是我真正想說的是什麼顏色的人是黑人還是白人並不重要，因為我們都是上帝的孩子，做一個現貨的印象，加強了髮型和化妝人員。

搖滾奪得流行音樂之王的稱號，以t e。

Understand what people just won't leave me alone like Stop crying, Stop crying, Stop crying.

明白什麼人就是不肯放過我，比如別哭，別哭，別哭。

Although Rock is basically interviewing Rock Nat Jackson Jackson have such radically different personas, it's easy to forget.

雖然洛克基本上是採訪洛克納特傑克遜傑克遜有如此截然不同的人設，但很容易忘記。

Rock is a stand up comedian, first and foremost, so when he hosted in 1996 SNL gave Rock a platform to do what he does best.

洛克首先是一個脫口秀演員，所以當他在1996年主持SNL時，SNL給了洛克一個平臺，讓他做他最擅長的事情。

Every town's got to malls, They got the White Mall, and the more white people used to go to rock kicked off his monologue by discussing malls and how they've signified a change in America since this was three days before an election, though, rock naturally dedicated most of the monologue to Bill Clinton, right running out of money, his wife, the pain and and all his friends are going thio.

每個城市都有商場，他們有白色商場，更多的白人曾經去搖滾，通過討論商場和他們如何標誌著美國的變化，因為這是選舉前三天，雖然，岩石自然奉獻了大部分的獨白比爾克林頓，右跑出的錢，他的妻子，痛苦和他所有的朋友都去Thio。