And the CIA is seeking the perfect agent.

而中情局正在尋找完美的特工。

Hi, everyone.

嗨，大家好。

I'm CIA a scientist.

我是中情局的科學家

Anna and I'm here today to pitch pets as field operative.

我和安娜今天是來推銷寵物的外勤人員。

What the hell is this?

這到底是什麼？

Apparently she's a genius or something.

顯然，她是個天才什麼的。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't see it.

我沒看出來

So we all know the Soviet Union, like, really annoying ring we gotta find are perfect spy.

所以我們都知道蘇聯，就像，真的很煩人的戒指，我們必須找到完美的間諜。

My work is heavily based on BF Skinner's operate, psychology and behavior modification SparkNotes Skinner was able to train rats to press lovers and pigeons to pet keys in exchange for food.

我的工作很大程度上是基於BF斯金納的操作、心理學和行為矯正SparkNotes斯金納能夠訓練老鼠按戀人和鴿子撫摸鑰匙以換取食物。

So based on that, I'm pretty confident we can turn cat in the spies.

所以基於這一點，我很有信心，我們可以把貓在間諜。

Think about it.

仔細想想吧

Cats are agile.

貓的動作很敏捷。

They're curious.

他們很好奇。

They come into the room.

他們走進房間。

Wow, I don't even know.

哇，我都不知道。

Plus, it's really sad, but people ignore strays a lot.

另外，這真的很悲哀，但人們經常忽略流浪者。

I personally don't understand why you know, every time I see it, straight hat, I just want to take it home and I want to save it.

我個人不明白，為什麼你知道，每次看到它，直帽，我就想把它帶回家，我想保存它。

But I said grass.

但我說的是草。

This is called Project Acoustic Kitty.

這就是所謂的Project Acoustic Kitty。

If I were a Soviet spy, this would have 100% worked on me.

如果我是蘇聯間諜，這對我來說百分之百有效。

Our plan to bring communism toe America is going well.

我們把共產主義帶到美國的計劃進展順利。

However, we cannot let this lead make us complacent.

然而，我們不能因為這種領先而沾沾自喜。

We must move forward with diligence.

我們必須勤奮地前進。

And Comrade Ana, What is that?

還有安娜同志，那是什麼？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Uh, this is my special kitty, aren't you, Kitty?

呃，這是我特別的小貓咪，不是嗎，小貓咪？

I found her in alleyway.

我在巷子裡發現了她

So, man, she's so lonely.

所以，夥計，她是如此孤獨。

So I bring her hill to secret headquarter.

所以我把她的山丘帶到了祕密總部。

Do not worry about my kitty, But this is American Kitty.

不要擔心我的貓咪，但這是美國貓咪。

No.

不知道

What do you think it is, Spy?

你覺得是什麼，間諜？

What are you stupid?

你怎麼這麼笨？

Boris?

鮑里斯?

No.

不知道

How do you spy, Kitty?

你是怎麼偵察的，凱蒂？

American government.

美國政府。

$20 million to put you through our and a half surgery implant.

2000萬美元，讓你通過我們的半手術植入。

Tiny microphone in your ear canal put antenna wire along your spine.

在你的耳道里放上天線線，沿著你的脊柱。

An implant, tiny batter and transmitter, Power supply and chest.

植入物、微型電池和發射器、電源和胸部。

No, to mention training time.

沒有，何況是訓練時間。

Oh!

哦！

Oh, yes.

哦，是的。

Things is an American spy.

事情是一個美國間諜。

Kitty Borders.

凱蒂邊界。

Oh, no.

哦，不

What do you hear?

你聽到了什麼？

Well, I didn't anticipate them.

嗯，我沒有預料到他們。

Petting buttercup.

撫摸毛茛。

Eso she She's purring right now, and I can't hear anything she's got allowed her.

她現在在呼嚕聲中，我聽不到任何她被允許的聲音。

Unfortunately, the gray and white cat who has chosen to be the first feline recording device never actually made it to being a spy on its first test run after it was released from the unmarked CIA van.

遺憾的是，這隻被選為第一臺貓科動物記錄設備的灰白貓，在從無標識的中情局面包車中被放出來後，第一次試運行時，從未真正做到成為間諜。

It was, yeah, a taxi driver.

是的，是一個計程車司機。

After this devastating loss, the project was completely abandoned in 1967.

在這次毀滅性的損失之後，該項目於1967年被完全放棄。

But there's some fun, heavily redacted documents from the NSA archive at George Washington University.

但有一些有趣的，嚴重刪節的文件 從國家安全局檔案 在喬治華盛頓大學。

And though Buttercups real name is lost to history, I salute her service, and I hope that we never try to make cats into anything other than household demons that we worship ever again.

雖然毛茛的真名已經消失在歷史長河中，但我向她的服務致敬，我希望我們再也不要試圖把貓咪變成我們崇拜的家庭惡魔以外的東西。

I'm an Americana and thank you to square space for sponsoring today's very unusual history lesson had a really sad and squarespace has an all in one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business, complete with marketing tools and analytics to have your online store be the best you could be for much less than $20 million.

我是一個美國人，感謝廣場空間贊助今天的非常不尋常的歷史課有一個非常悲傷的和廣場空間有一個所有在一個平臺上建立一個美麗的在線存在和運行你的業務，完整的營銷工具和分析，讓你的在線商店是最好的，你可以以遠遠低於2000萬美元的價格。

For all of you who love to create audio content, you can use audio blocks, which allows you to end that audio on your site and tag the audio for iTunes.

對於所有喜歡創建音頻內容的人來說，你可以使用音頻塊，它允許你在你的網站上結束該音頻併為iTunes標記音頻。

When your audio block is placed in a blogged plus, you can have multiple contributors receive selective access to your sites.

當你的音頻區塊被放置在博客的加，你可以有多個貢獻者收到選擇性訪問你的網站。

Website manager and don't worry you own all the content you put on the square space platform.

網站管理員，而且不用擔心你在方塊空間平臺上投放的所有內容都是你自己的。

Plus, they offer one click data portability at the squarespace dot com for a free trial.

另外，他們在squarespace點com提供一鍵式數據便攜，可以免費試用。

And whenever you're ready to launch, go to squarespace dot com slash anna to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain squarespace.

而無論何時，只要你準備好啟動，到squarespace dot com slash anna，首次購買網站或域名squarespace就能省下10%的費用。