It's spawned tiny little mutant babies that have taken over our in person and digital landscape.

它催生了小小的變異嬰兒，已經佔據了我們的人際和數字景觀。

There's just so many new ways to do it.

有這麼多的新方法。

There's the zeitgeist e humble brag.

有時代精神e謙虛的吹噓。

I just ruined my streak of perfect test scores this year.

我剛剛毀了我今年考試滿分的連勝紀錄。

My 1st 98.

我的第一個98年。

The weird flex My cousin is, like, so hot.

怪異的彎曲 我的表妹好性感。

Okay, I'm not bragging.

好吧，我不是在吹牛。

I'm complaining, bragging.

我在抱怨，在吹牛。

I just wish people like to be for me, you know, not because I'm, like beautiful or her because I'm talented or because I'm insanely rich and like soups, generous, especially they would like me for me.

我只是希望人們喜歡為我，你知道，不是因為我，喜歡美麗或她，因為我有才華，或者因為我瘋狂地富有，喜歡湯，慷慨，特別是他們會喜歡我為我。

But there are definitely some brags that I cannot stand and that everyone should stop immediately because not only are they perpetuating damaging mindset, they also just don't make any sense.

但有些吹噓絕對是我不能忍受的，大家應該立即停止，因為它們不僅是在延續破壞性的心態，而且也沒有任何意義。

And they are exhaustion as a status symbol.

而他們作為一種身份的象徵，也是疲憊不堪。

That man I work like so hard, but you know what I mean, Anna.

那個人我工作得很辛苦，但你知道我的意思，安娜。

I mean, what we probably get, like, three hours of sleep between the two of us.

我的意思是，我們可能得到的， 像，我們兩個之間的三個小時的睡眠。

Me?

我？

No, no.

不，不。

I get, like, 6 to 8 hours of sleep a night.

我得到的，像，6到8小時的睡眠一個晚上。

Unless I absolutely can't.

除非我絕對不能。

I mean, the number one way people die in our industry is by falling asleep at the wheel.

我是說，在我們這個行業裡，人們的首要死法是在車輪上睡著了。

And, dude, if you're only getting three hours of sleep a night, I worry that you're causing irreversible damage to your body and your mental health, escaping your pain as a source of pride.

而且，老兄，如果你每晚只睡三個小時，我擔心你會對你的身體和心理健康造成不可逆的傷害，把逃避痛苦作為驕傲的來源。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I was, like, so drunk last night, and then I bopped a couple of drugs at 3 a.m. It was crazy.

我昨晚喝得爛醉如泥 凌晨三點還嗑了幾顆藥，太瘋狂了。

I was so wasted.

我是如此浪費。

But then again, that's like every night, right?

但話說回來，這就像每天晚上，對不對？

You must be in so much pain.

你一定很痛苦

E can totally understand and relate to self medicating as a coping mechanism.

E完全可以理解和理解自我藥物治療作為一種應對機制。

But as your friend, I have to say, this has been going on for a minute, and I hope that you recognize that it's an unhealthy way to process.

但作為你的朋友，我不得不說，這已經持續了一分鐘，我希望你能認識到這是一種不健康的處理方式。

And honestly, it's probably exacerbating your problems because alcohol is a depressant.

說實話，這可能會加劇你的問題，因為酒精是一種抑制劑。

Yeah, I guess I'm in deep pain saying you're not like other women.

是啊，我想我是在深深的痛苦中說你和其他女人不一樣。

Yeah, I'm not like other women.

是啊，我和其他女人不一樣。

You're right.

你是對的

You're not like other women.

你和其他女人不一樣

Other women don't brag about not being like other women like it's something to brag about.

別的女人不會把不喜歡別的女人當做值得炫耀的事情來吹噓。

Claiming success is that aren't your own to elevate your worth do you all know how much my dad makes No two million a month.

聲稱成功是，不是你自己的提升你的價值你們都知道我爸一個月賺多少錢嗎沒有兩百萬。

Okay?

好嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

So we're, like, basically rich.

所以，我們一樣，基本上是有錢人。

We Yeah.

我們是啊。

Well, what do you contribute?

那麼，你有什麼貢獻？

What?

什麼？

What do you contribute to your father's business?

你對你父親的事業有什麼貢獻？

I can only assume that if you're claiming his wealth and you must have some kind of substantial contribution, whether that's a consultation role or some kind of administrative position Well, otherwise you're just flaunting Daddy Waltz money as though I'm supposed to be impressed that there's some man in a high powered, prosperous position who happens to have a son.

我只能認為，如果你是在宣稱他的財富，而且你一定有某種實質性的貢獻，不管是諮詢的角色還是某種行政職務，否則你只是在炫耀華爾茲老爹的錢，就好像我應該對某個人有一個兒子，而他又身居高位，地位顯赫，印象深刻一樣。

And that son happens to be talking to me at this moment in time.

而那個兒子此時此刻正好在和我說話。

And finally, one of the weirdest brags that people dio using their trauma as a way to feel superior to others.

最後，一個最奇怪的吹噓，人們用自己的創傷作為一種方式來感受別人的優越感，dio。

I'm so sorry that happened to you.

我很抱歉，發生在你身上。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Yeah.

是啊。

I mean, you know, life happens to you, and I think it's what you make of it that counts, You know, like how you grow from it.

我的意思是，你知道，生活發生在你身上， 我認為這是你做了什麼，它才是最重要的， 你知道，像你如何從它成長。

Why not Tell me about it?

為什麼不告訴我呢？

I have so much trauma.

我有太多的創傷。

Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

I'm so sorry.

我很抱歉

Thanks, guys.

謝謝，夥計們。

Like I have more trauma than anyone I've ever met.

好像我比我見過的任何人都有更多的創傷。

Like if I put together, both of you.

就像如果我把你們兩個放在一起。

All's trauma would probably be like 1/5 of my trauma.

所有的創傷大概會是我創傷的1/5。

Wow, that that sounds really hard.

哇，這聽起來真的很難。

Yeah, I felt like so many surgeries on my butt hole, because if you flaunt your trauma, it's not trauma.

是啊，我覺得我的屁股洞上有很多手術，因為如果你炫耀你的創傷，那就不是創傷了。

It's a story.

這是一個故事。

I'm Anaconda.

我是蟒蛇。

Clearly, I'm annoyed and thank you to privacy for sponsoring today's video.

顯然，我很煩，感謝隱私對今天視頻的贊助。

Privacy is actually a pretty ingenious idea.

隱私其實是一個很巧妙的想法。

The service is completely free, easy to set up, and basically it allows you to generate a brand new virtual card number for every purchase that you make online, which protects your actual card from hackers and identity thieves.

這項服務是完全免費的，設置簡單，基本上它可以讓你在網上進行的每一次消費都能生成一個全新的虛擬卡號，從而保護你的實際卡免受黑客和身份竊賊的攻擊。

You can make as many cards as you want and set a maximum spending limit for each of them.

你可以製作任意數量的卡片，併為每張卡片設置最高消費限額。

It's super easy.

這是超級簡單的。

All it takes is a few clicks.

只需要點擊幾下就可以了。

If I wanna go on ghosts and stars dot com and pick up some sweet, sweet cat march, I can't even install a browser extension that makes the process even easier.

如果我想上鬼子和星星點點的網站去買一些甜甜的貓咪征途，我甚至不能安裝一個瀏覽器擴展，讓這個過程更加簡單。

So privacy is military grade encryption does not sell your information, and they make their money from the merchants, so it's completely free for you to use.

所以隱私是軍用級加密不出售你的資訊，他們的錢都是商家賺的，所以你完全可以免費使用。

All you do is create an account like a checking account and debit card and you're done.

你所要做的就是創建一個賬戶，比如支票賬戶和借記卡，就可以了。

Go to privacy dot com slash anaconda to sign up today and get $5 to spend on your first purchase.

今天就去privacy dot com slash anaconda註冊，第一次購物就可以獲得5元消費。

You can maybe get that sweet catch.

你也許可以得到那甜蜜的收穫。

You're not t from ghost to start wherever you want to spend that free $5 go to privacy dot com slash anna Kana to sign up now.

你不是t從鬼開始，無論你想在哪裡花，免費5美元去隱私點com斜安娜卡娜現在註冊。