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  • >> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO "THE

    >> 詹姆斯。晚上好,女士們,先生們,歡迎來到 "世界末日"。

  • LATE LATE SHOW."

    遲到的晚秀。"

  • I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A NICE TUESDAY.

    希望大家都能度過一個愉快的星期二。

  • AS I EXPLAINED LAST NIGHT, I'M NOT IN THE STUDIO.

    正如我昨晚解釋的那樣,我不在工作室。

  • I'VE BEEN EXPOSED TO SOMEONE WHO HAS COVID-19.

    我曾接觸過一個有COVID -19的人。

  • I'VE TESTED NEGATIVE, I FEEL COMPLETELY FINE, BUT TO BE

    我的測試結果是陰性,我覺得完全沒問題,但要注意的是

  • EXTRA CAUTIOUS, I'LL BE SPENDING THE NEXT FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE

    特別小心,我接下來的幾天會在隔離區度過

  • AWAY FROM THE STUDIO.

    遠離工作室。

  • BELIEVE ME, THIS IS NOT HOW I IMAGINED IT WHEN PEOPLE TOLD ME

    相信我,這不是我想象的那樣,當人們告訴我。

  • I COULD START PHONING IT IN AFTER FIVE SEASONS.

    我可以在五季後開始打電話了

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT REALLY ISN'T.

    (笑)它真的不是。

  • I'M ON A ZOOM CALL, WHICH IS BEING PLAYED ON A TV IN THE

    我在打一個ZOOM電話,這是在電視上播放的。

  • STUDIO, AND THAT TV IS BEING FILMED FROM NINE DIFFERENT

    工作室,和電視正在拍攝從不同的。

  • ANGLES BY PROFESSIONAL CAMERAMEN.

    由專業攝影師拍攝的角度。

  • SO, YOU KNOW, BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR THE YEAR 2020.

    所以,你知道的,2020年照常營業。

  • BUT WE HAVE A FUN SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    但我們今晚為你們準備了一場有趣的表演。

  • WE'LL BE TALKING TO THE ALWAYS HILARIOUS RAINN WILSON, THEN WE

    我們會跟一直很搞笑的雷恩-威爾遜說話,然後我們會

  • HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM ANTHONY RAMOS THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO

    有一場安東尼-拉莫斯的演出,你不想錯過。

  • MISS.

    小姐。

  • AND TOM, ONE OF OUR WRITERS, IS ALSO HERE TONIGHT.

    而湯姆,我們的一位作家,今晚也在這裡。

  • THANKS FOR BEING HERE, TOM.

    謝謝你來這裡,TOM。

  • YOU WERE ON THE SHOW LAST NIGHT.

    你昨晚上了節目。

  • >> GOOD TO BE BACK IS THAT I IMAGINE IT'S GONE CRAZY FOR YOU,

    >> 很高興能回來,我想你已經瘋了。

  • THE REACTION AFTER LAST NIGHT, RIGHT?

    昨夜之後的反應,對嗎?

  • >> I MEAN, IT'S HUGE.

    >> 我的意思是,它是巨大的。

  • I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, THERE WAS SOME BUZZ ONLINE.

    我不想撒謊,網上有一些喧囂。

  • BY THAT, I MEAN I GOT A MESSAGE FROM MY TENTH GRADE HISTORY

    我的意思是,我得到了一個消息 從我的高三歷史的消息

  • TEACHER ON LinkedIn.

    教師在LinkedIn上。

  • >> James: THAT'S A WIN.

    >> 詹姆斯。這是一個勝利。

  • I THINK YOU WILL BE GONE BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

    我想你這個週末就會離開了

  • YOU WILL BE TEARING UP THE CONTRACT, I'M OUT OF HERE.

    你要撕毀合同,我就離開這裡。

  • I'M ON-SCREEN TALENT NOW.

    我現在是熒幕上的人才。

  • >> WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO COME BACK AFTER DAY TWO, I FELT LIKE

    >> 當他們讓我在第二天回來的時候,我覺得自己就像...

  • WALK AWAY.

    走了。

  • IT WAS LIKE SEINFELD IN '98, JUST WALK AWAY.

    就像98年的塞費爾德一樣,就這樣走開了。

  • >> James: THAT'S WHAT I FELT AFTER THE PAUL McCARTNEY

    >> 詹姆斯:這就是我在保羅-麥卡尼事件後的感受。

  • AIRED.

    播出:

  • REGGIE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

    雷吉,你怎麼樣了?

  • WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

    你今天做了什麼?

  • HOUSE OF YOUR MORNING?

    早晨的房子?

  • >> Reggie: I GOT UP, I DID SOME HANKY-PANKY.

    >> 我起來了,我做了些手腳。

  • >> James: DID YOU?

    >> 詹姆斯。你呢?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, JUST A LITTLE BIT.

    >> 雷吉:是的,只是一點點。

  • >> James: NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A BRITISH AND AMERICAN

    >> 詹姆斯。現在,我不知道這是否是一個英國和美國的

  • THING -- >> Reggie: DEPENDS.

    事情 -- >> 雷吉:取決於。

  • YOU KNOW, HANKY-PANKY.

    你知道的,HANKY-PANKY。

  • >> James: BUT IS THAT THE SAME?

    >> 詹姆斯。但這是一樣的嗎?

  • >> Reggie: OH, YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:哦,是的。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WELL, CONGRATS.

    (笑)好了,恭喜你。

  • CONGRATS.

    恭喜你

  • >> Reggie: THANKS.

    >> 雷吉:謝謝。

  • >> James: I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GOOD MOOD WHEN YOU WERE

    >> 詹姆斯。我以為你是在一個良好的心情,當你是

  • TEXTING ME EARLIER.

    早點給我發簡訊。

  • YOU WERE TEXTING ME HEARTS AND KISSES ALL OVER.

    你發短信給我,到處都是心和吻。

  • NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY.

    現在我明白為什麼了。

  • >> Reggie: EXACTLY, A HANKY-PANKY STARRING GENE

    >> 雷吉:正是,一個由漢基-潘基主演的基因。

  • WILDER.

    WILDER:

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WELL, THAT'S WHAT

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:好了,這就是

  • YOU DID THIS MORNING.

    你今天早上做的。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, WHAT DID YOU DO.

    >> 是的,你做了什麼。

  • >> James: >> James: LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

    >> James:>> 詹姆斯:讓我告訴你什麼

  • THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DID THIS MORNING.

    美國總統今天上午做了以下工作:

  • >> Reggie: OKAY.

    >> 雷吉:好的。

  • >> James: HE CALLED IN TO "FOX & FRIENDS"

    >> 詹姆斯。他打電話到 "福克斯和朋友"

  • AND ENDED UP CHATTING WITH THEM ON THE AIR FOR 47 MINUTES.

    最後和他們在空中聊了47分鐘。

  • TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, WITHOUT COMMERCIALS THIS SHOW

    仔細想想,在沒有廣告的情況下,這個節目

  • ISN'T EVEN 47 MINUTES LONG.

    甚至沒有47分鐘長。

  • AND THINK ABOUT HOW LONG THIS FEELS.

    想想這感覺有多長。

  • AFTER 47 MINUTES OF TALKING ON FOX NEWS, TRUMP FINALLY HAD TO

    在福克斯新聞的47分鐘談話後,特朗普終於不得不。

  • GET OFF THE PHONE TO GO BACK TO HIS OTHER MAJOR RESPONSIBILITY--

    放下電話,回到他的另一個主要責任 --

  • WATCHING FOX NEWS.

    看福克斯新聞。

  • 47 MINUTES!

    47分鐘!

  • I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANYONE ON THE PHONE THAT LONG.

    我不想跟任何人在電話上談那麼久。

  • MY PARENTS LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY AND IF I'M ON THE PHONE

    我的父母住在另一個國家,如果我在手機上,

  • WITH THEM FOR 47 MINUTES I'M LIKE, "UH HUH.

    與他們47分鐘,我想,"嗯,嗯,"。

  • OKAY.

    好的。

  • WELL, I'VE GOT TO-- UH HUH.

    好吧,我得 -- 嗯哼。

  • OH, OKAY.

    哦,好吧。

  • WELL, I'VE GOT TO-- NO, GO AHEAD."

    好吧,我得... ... 不,先走了。"

  • AND THEN I JUST END UP GOING, "UH, YOU'RE BREAKING UP."

    然後,我只是結束了, "呃,你要分手了。"

  • AND THEN I JUST HANG UP.

    然後我就掛了。

  • AND THIS WAS AN ODD MOMENT DURING THE CALL.

    而這是一個奇怪的時刻,在通話過程中。

  • AFTER TRUMP WAS ASKED ABOUT THE RECENT FOREST FIRES ON THE WEST

    在特朗普被問及西部最近的森林大火後

  • COAST, HE RESPONDED BY COMPARING TREES IN THE UNITED STATES TO

    他回答說,他把美國的樹木比喻為:"我們的樹木是一個很好的例子。

  • THE TREES IN EUROPE, AND HAD THIS TO SAY.

    在歐洲的樹木,並有這樣的說法。

  • >> YOU HAVE FORESTS ALL OVER THE WORLD.

    >> 你們在世界各地都有森林。

  • YOU DON'T HAVE FIRES LIKE YOU DO IN CALIFORNIA.

    你不像在加州那樣有火災。

  • IN EUROPE THEY HAVE FOREST CITIES.

    在歐洲,他們有森林城市。

  • YOU LOOKT A COUNTRIES, AUSTRIA.

    你找到了一個國家,澳洲。

  • YOU LOOK AT SO MANY COUNTRIES, THEY LIVE IN THE FOREST, THEY'RE

    你看很多國家,他們住在森林裡,他們是

  • CONSIDERED FOREST CITIES, SO MANY OF THEM, AND THEY DON'T

    被認為是森林城市,有那麼多的森林城市,而他們卻沒有。

  • HAVE FIRES LIKE THIS, AND THEY HAVE MORE EXPLOSIVE TREES.

    有這樣的火災,他們有更多的爆炸性樹木。

  • >> JAMES: "MORE EXPLOSIVE TREES."

    >> "更多的爆炸樹。"

  • YOU KNOW THOSE HOSTS ARE LIKE "DO WE TELL HIM?"

    你知道那些主持人都喜歡 "我們要不要告訴他?"

  • "NAH, JUST LET HIM GO WITH EXPLODING TREES BEING A THING."

    "不,只是讓他去與 爆炸的樹木是一個東西。"

  • FOREST CITIES.

    森林城市:

  • EXPLOSIVE TREES.

    爆炸性樹木。

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, BUT PUT VIN DIESEL IN

    我不知道他在說什麼,但把VIN柴油機放進去吧

  • THAT MOVIE AND I WOULD 100% WATCH IT.

    那部電影,我100%會看。

  • BY THE WAY, "EXPLOSIVE TREES" ALSO SOUNDS LIKE THE NEW STRAIN

    順便說一句,"爆炸樹 "也聽起來像新的STRAIN

  • OF WEED YOUR STEP-BROTHER HAS STARTED SELLING OUT OF HIS VAN.

    你的繼兄已經開始在他的貨車上賣大麻了。

  • TRUMP ALSO USED HIS TIME ON FOX AND FRIENDS TO REPEAT HIS

    特朗普還利用他的時間在福克斯和朋友們重複他的。

  • PROPOSAL THAT HE AND JOE BIDEN TAKE A DRUG TEST BEFORE THE

    提議他和喬-比登在比賽前進行藥物測試。

  • DEBATES, AND MADE A PRETTY BOLD ACCUSATION AGAINST BIDEN.

    辯論,並對比登進行了非常大膽的指控。

  • TAKE A LOOK.

    看看吧

  • > YOU HAVE SUGGESTED THAT JOE BIDEN SHOULD TAKE A DRUG TEST.

    > 你曾建議喬-比登應該接受藥物測試。

  • >> I DO.

    >> 我願意。

  • I WOULD TAKE ONE, TOO.

    我也要一個。

  • YEAH, I WOULD -- >> DO YOU THINK HE'S TAKING SOME

    是的,我願意 -- >> 你認為他是在採取一些。

  • SORT OF DRUGS TO PEP HIM UP?

    用什麼藥讓他振作起來?

  • >> I DO.

    >> 我願意。

  • HE'S TAKING SOMETHING.

    他正在採取一些東西。

  • HE'S TAKING SOMETHING OR -- YOU KNOW, GIVES HIM SOME CLARITY.

    他採取的東西或 - 你知道,給他一些明確的。

  • >> James: GOOD, WE COULD USE SOME CLARITY IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

    >> 詹姆斯。很好,我們需要在白宮裡得到一些澄清。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT MAKES SENSE THAT TRUMP

    (笑)但它是有道理的,特朗普

  • THINKS EVERYONE'S TAKING DRUGS.

    以為大家都在吃藥。

  • IT'S SOMETHING YOU JUST ASSUME WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE

    當你被人包圍的時候,你就會認為這是一件事

  • WHO BEHAVE LIKE THIS.

    誰的行為像這樣。

  • >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEADERS AND FIGHTERS FOR FREEDOM AND

    >> 女士們,先生們,爭取自由和自由的領導人和戰士們,

  • LIBERTY AND THE AMERICAN DREAM, THE BEST -- IS YET -- TO COME!

    自由和美國夢,最好的... ...還在... ...未來!

  • >> JAMES: OH, THE CLARITY.

    >> 哦,清晰度。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) PRESIDENT TRUMP CONCLUDED THE

    (笑)特朗普總統結束了他的講話。

  • INTERVIEW BY SAYING HE PLANNED TO MAKE CALLING INTO FOX NEWS A

    採訪時說,他打算把打電話到福克斯新聞一個

  • WEEKLY EVENT, AND THE RESPONSE WAS, WELL, AWKWARD.

    每週的事件,和反應是,嗯,尷尬。

  • HAVE A LOOK.

    請看一下。

  • >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR STARTING YOUR DAY WITH "FOX

    >> 非常感謝你以 "福克斯 "開始你的一天。

  • & FRIENDS."

    和朋友們。"

  • >> OKAY, IT'S BEEN GREAT, THANK YOU.

    >> 好吧,它是偉大的,謝謝你。

  • >> WE'LL DO IT EVERY WEEK?

    >> 我們每週都要做嗎?

  • WE GOING TO DO IT EVERY WEEK?

    我們每週都要做嗎?

  • >> I LOOK FORWARD TO IT, YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO DO IT EVERY WEEK.

    >> 我期待著它,是的,我們要去做它每一個星期。

  • EVERY MONDAY, THEY SAID.

    他們說,每個月都有。

  • IF WE CAN'T DO IT ON A MONDAY, WE'LL DO IT ON A TUESDAY LIKE WE

    如果我們不能在星期一做,我們就在星期二做,就像我們一樣。

  • DID TODAY.

    做了今天。

  • >> SOUNDS GOOD.

    >> 聽起來不錯。

  • MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

    先生。主席,謝謝你。

  • YOU MAY WANT TO DO IT EVERY WEEK, BUT FOX HAS NOT COMMITTED

    你可能想每週都做,但福克斯沒有承諾。

  • TO THAT.

    到,。

  • WE'RE GOING TO TAKE IT ON A BASE CASE-BY-CASE BASIS AND JOE

    我們將採取它的基礎上逐個案例的基礎上,喬

  • BIDEN IS WELCOME AS WELL TO JOIN US FOR 47 MINUTES, JUST LIKE WE

    歡迎BIDEN也加入我們47分鐘,就像我們一樣。

  • DID WITH THE PRESIDENT.

    與主席做了。

  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> James: I THINK TRUMP JUST

    ( 掌聲 ) >> 詹姆斯:我認為特朗普只是

  • GOT FOXEN FRIEND-ZONED.

    得到了FOXEN FRIEND-ZONED。

  • THERE'S AN AD CALLING ON PEOPLE TO SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.

    有一個廣告,呼籲人們支持我們的部隊。

  • BUT HERE'S THE THING, THE AD USES A PHOTO FEATURING FIGHTER

    但問題是,廣告用的是戰士的照片。

  • JETS AND WEAPONS USED BY THE RUSSIANS.

    俄羅斯人使用的噴氣式飛機和武器:

  • I WAS LOOKING AT THE STORY AND THOUGHT, IF THIS WAS A SITCOM,

    我在看故事的時候就在想,如果這是一個網站的話。

  • IF YOU AND ME WERE PITCHING A SITCOM AND OUR MAIN CHARACTER

    如果你和我都在投擲一個SITCOM,而我們的主要角色。

  • HAD TIES TO RUSSIA AND WAS ALSO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED

    與俄羅斯有關係,同時也是聯合國的主席。

  • STATES AND THEN SAID IN EPISODE 7, HE PUTS FORTH A PHOTO SAYING

    然後說,在第7集,他提出了一張照片,說:

  • SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND IT'S RUSSIAN JETS AND SOLDIER, WEB,

    支持我們的部隊和它的俄羅斯噴氣機和阿兵哥,網絡。

  • LIKE, NO ONE WOULD DO THAT.

    就像,沒有人會這樣做。

  • IT'S TOO FAR FETCHED.

    這是太牽強了。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) MAYBE THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER WAS

    也許平面設計師是...

  • ON A TIGHT DEADLINE.

    在一個緊迫的截止日期。

  • YOU KNOW, HE OR SHE WAS JUST...

    你知道,他或她只是... ...

  • RUSHIN'.

    RUSHIN'

  • GET IT, GUYS?

    得到它,夥計們?

  • RUSHIN'?

    RUSHIN'?

  • AM I ON MUTE?

    我是在靜音嗎?

  • >> Reggie: NICE.

    >> 雷吉:不錯。

  • >> James: IS THIS WORKING?

    >> 詹姆斯。這是工作嗎?

  • GUYS?

    夥計們?

  • DID YOU -- >> Reggie: NICE.

    你有沒有 -- >> 雷吉:很好。

  • >> James: DID YOU HEAR WHAT I -- YOU HEARD IT, RIGHT, HAGAR?

    >> 詹姆斯:你聽到我說的話了嗎 -- 你聽到了,對嗎,哈格?

  • >> I WAS LAUGHING.

    >> 我在笑。

  • THAT WAS FUNNY.

    這是有趣的。

  • >> James: DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我不喜歡它。

  • SUSAN.

    蘇珊:

  • SUSAN WILL BE HONEST.

    蘇珊會誠實的。

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • >> James: SUSAN, DID YOU GET THE JOKE.

    >> 詹姆斯。蘇珊,你得到的笑話。

  • >> YES, IT WAS HILARIOUS.

    >> 是的,它是可怕的。

  • I LAUGHED.

    我笑了。

  • I LAUGHED.

    我笑了。

  • >> James: NO, BECAUSE, SUSAN, I DON'T THINK YOU COMPLETELY GOT

    >> 詹姆斯。不,因為,蘇珊,我不認為你完全得到了。

  • IT BECAUSE WHAT IT IS -- LET ME GO BACK.

    因為它是什麼 - 讓我回去。

  • THE PICTURE, THEY ARE RUSSIAN, JUST REMEMBER THAT, RUSSIAN, AND

    圖片,他們是俄羅斯人,只要記住,俄羅斯人,和。

  • THEN I SAID THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER WAS PROBABLY RUSHIN'.

    然後我說,圖形設計師可能是在趕時間。

  • >> IN A HURRY, YES.

    >> 匆匆忙忙,是的。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THAT'S WHAT I'M

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:這就是我

  • SAYING.

    說:

  • I THINK IT'S -- ( WHISTLES )

    我想這是 -- (口哨)

  • -- IT'S GONE OVER YOUR HEADS.

    -- 它已經在你的頭上。

  • AND HERE'S SOME ODD NEWS.

    這裡有一些奇怪的新聞。

  • THE CITY OF OPALOCKA, FLORIDA, JUST OVERTURNED A 13-YEAR BAN

    佛羅里達州歐帕洛卡市剛剛推翻了13年的禁令。

  • ON-- AND WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS UP-- SAGGY PANTS.

    我們不是在瞎編... ... 鋸齒褲。

  • I'M GLAD THIS LAW IS OVERTURNED.

    我很高興這個法律被翻轉了。

  • FINALLY, FLORIDA SENIORS ARE FREE TO GO BACK TO THEIR JENCO

    佛羅里達州的老人終於可以回到他們的JENCO了。

  • GENES.

    GENES:

  • >> Reggie: OH, MY GOD.

    >> 哦,我的天啊。

  • WOW.

    WOW。

  • IT WAS AN UPHILL BATTLE GETTING THIS DONE.

    這是個艱鉅的任務,要完成這個任務。

  • YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO REPEAL A LAW AGAINST SHOWING YOUR

    你知道要怎樣才能廢除一項禁止展示你的法律嗎?

  • UNDERWEAR?

    內衣?

  • LEGAL BRIEFS.

    法律簡介:

  • (RIMSHOT) HE LOST IT WITH THE RUSHIN' BUT

    他失去了它與RUSHIN',但。

  • BACK WITH THE LEGAL BRIEFS.

    回到法律簡報。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, WE HAD TO TELL YOU

    (笑)最後,我們不得不告訴你,

  • ABOUT THIS.

    關於這個。

  • REESE'S IS INTRODUCING A NEW BIG CUP, WHICH IS A PEANUT BUTTER

    REESE'S推出了一款全新的大杯,它是一款花生醬。

  • CUP WITH PIECES OF POTATO CHIPS.

    杯子裡有幾塊土豆片。

  • THIS SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT PRODUCT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

    這似乎是正確的產品在正確的時間。

  • CHECK OUT THE SLOGAN THEY'RE USING TO LAUNCH THIS PRODUCT.

    看看他們用來發布這個產品的SLOGAN。

  • THE HELL WITH IT, IT'S 2020.

    該死的,這是2020年。

>> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO "THE

>> 詹姆斯。晚上好,女士們,先生們,歡迎來到 "世界末日"。

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特朗普已經打破了福克斯新聞的Steve Doocy (Trump Has Broken Fox News's Steve Doocy)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2020 年 10 月 23 日
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