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  • >> Stephen: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO "A LATE SHOW."

    >> Stephen:歡迎大家來到 "深夜秀"。

  • I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND WE ARE LIVE.

    我是你們的主持人Stephen COLBERT,我們正在直播。

  • WHERE'S THE THING?

    那東西在哪裡?

  • DOES IT SAY LIVE ANYWHERE?

    它說住在任何地方嗎?

  • LIVE FOLLOWING THE FINAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OF 2020.

    在2020年的最後一次總統辯論後直播。

  • TONIGHT WAS DONALD TRUMP'S VERY LAST CHANCE TO MAKE HIS CLOSING

    今晚是唐納德-特朗普最後一次發表講話的機會。

  • ARGUMENT.

    論點:

  • PLEASE IGNORE WHAT HE'S LIKE AND EVERYTHING HE'S EVER DONE.

    請忽略他喜歡的東西和他所做過的一切。

  • AND TONIGHT I'LL TELL YOU IF HE PULLED IT OFF IN TONIGHT'S

    今晚我會告訴你,如果他在今晚的節目中把它拉開了

  • BRAND-NEW LAST EVER SETTING THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

    全新的最後一次設定2020年的總統辯論。

  • OLD MAN SLAP TWO.

    OLD MAN SLAP TWO.

  • SLAP HARDER.LLED IT OFF IN THE PURSUIT TO MUTE!

    為了靜音,用力拍打,把它拍掉!

  • >> BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

    >>BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH。

  • BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

    BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH。

  • BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

    BLAH,BLAH,BLAH。

  • BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

    BLAH,BLAH,BLAH。

  • BLAH.

    BLAH。

  • BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

    BLAH,BLAH,BLAH。

  • BLAH.

    BLAH。

  • BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. B BLAH, BLAH.

    BLAH,BLAH,BLAH。B BLAH,BLAH。

  • ( CRASHING SOUNDS ) BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH.

    (崩潰的聲音)BLAH,BLAH,BLAH BLAH BLAH。

  • BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH -- ( CRASHING SOUNDS )

    叭,叭,叭,叭,叭 -- (碰撞聲)

  • >> Stephen: HE'S FINE.

    >> Stephen:他很好。

  • NOW, HAVING SEEN TONIGHT'S DEBATE, THERE ARE --

    現在,看到了今晚的辯論,有 -

  • >> BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH.

    >> BLAH,BLAH,BLAH BLAH BLAH。

  • >> Stephen: NO!

    >> Stephen:不!

  • BACK, BACK!

    退後,退後!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP HIM OFF

    (笑)這是不可能的,讓他關閉

  • THE FURNITURE.

    傢俱:

  • TONIGHT HAD ITS UPS AND DOWNS, BUT THE HIGHLIGHT FOR ME WAS

    今晚我的心情起起伏伏,但對我來說最重要的是

  • THAT WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WATCH DONALD TRUMP DEBATE EVER AGAIN.

    我們再也不用看唐納德・特朗普的辯論了。

  • COUNTING THE 2016 REPUBLICAN TONI

    數說2016年的共和黨託尼

  • PRIMARY, WE'VE WATCHED HIM DO THAT 16 TIMES.

    第一,我們已經看了他16次了。

  • IT'S EXCRUCIATING!

    這是EXCRUCIATING!

  • IT'S LIKE DENTAL SURGERY AND TONIGHT WAS LIKE GETTING OUR

    這就像牙科手術,今晚就像得到我們的。

  • LAST WISDOM TOOTH TAKEN OUT.

    最後的智慧牙齒被拔掉了。

  • YES, IT HURT.

    是的,它的傷害。

  • AND YES WE CAN STILL TASTE THE BLOOD IN OUR MOUTHS.

    是的,我們仍然可以嚐到我們口中的血腥味。

  • THIS IS ALSO THE LAST CHANCE FOR TRUMP TO BE SEEN BY MILLIONS OF

    這也是特朗普最後一次被數百萬人看到的機會。

  • EYEBALLS FOR FREE, AND THAT'S IMPORTANT, BECAUSE HE'S HURTING

    眼球是免費的,這很重要,因為他受傷了。

  • FOR CASH.

    為現金。

  • IT'S DRYING UP.

    它的乾涸。

  • IN RECENT WEEKS, HIS CAMPAIGN HAS PULLED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

    近幾周來,他的競選活動已經獲得了幾百萬美元的收入

  • IN PLANNED TELEVISION ADS AIMED AT VOTERS IN MIDWESTERN STATES

    計劃中的針對美國中西部各州選民的電視廣告數量

  • INCLUDING MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN, MINNESOTA, OHIO, AND IOWA.

    包括密歇根州、威斯康星州、明尼蘇達州、俄亥俄州和愛荷華州。

  • AFTER TONIGHT, HIS BEST HOPE FOR FREE ADVERTISING IS STANDING ON

    今晚之後,他的免費廣告的最大希望是站在。

  • A STREET CORNER WITH ONE OF THOSE FLIPPY ARROWS.

    一個帶著這些飛舞的箭頭的街角。

  • AND LEAD UP TO THE DEBATE, THE PRESIDENT'S ADVISORS PLEADED

    在辯論之前,總統的顧問們懇求: 1.

  • WITH HIM TO BE SOFTER.

    和他在一起要更柔軟。

  • SOFT HE CAN.

    柔和的他可以。

  • DO I'VE SEEN THE MAN IN TENNIS SHORTS.

    我見過那個穿網球短褲的人嗎?

  • BUT DID IT HELP?

    但它有幫助嗎?

  • TONIGHT'S MODERATOR KRISTEN WELKER DID A GREAT JOB.

    今晚的主持人KRISTEN WELKER做得很好。

  • SHE STARTED BY REMINDING EVERYONE OF THE RULES.

    她先是提醒大家注意規則。

  • >> AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH SECTION, EACH CANDIDATE WILL

    >> 在每一節開始,每位候選人將:

  • HAVE TWO MINUTES UNINTERRUPTED TO ANSWER MY FIRST QUESTION.

    有兩分鐘的時間來回答我的第一個問題。

  • THE DEBATE COMMISSION WILL THEN TURN ON THEIR MICROPHONE ONLY

    辯論委員會隨後將只打開他們的微型電話。

  • WHEN IT IS THEIR TURN TO ANSWER.

    當輪到他們回答時,

  • AND THE COMMISSION WILL TURN IT OFF EXACTLY WHEN THE TWO MINUTES

    而委員會會在兩分鐘後將其關閉

  • HAVE EXPIRED.

    已過期。

  • ON BEHALF OF THE VOTERS, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO PLEASE SPEAK

    我代表投票人,請你們發言。

  • ONE AT A TIME -- >> Stephen: OKAY.

    一次一個 -- >> Stephen:好的

  • WHY ARE WE PRETENDING THIS IS

    為什麼我們認為這是

  • FOR BOTH OF THEM?

    為了他們兩個?

  • THE RULE ONLY APPLIES TO ONE GUY.

    這條規則只適用於一個人。

  • THIS IS LIKE MAYOR McCHEESE HOLDING A TOWN HALL AND STARTING

    這就好比市長麥基斯召開市政廳,並開始了

  • OUTBY SAYING, REMEMBER, NOBODY BURGLE ANY HAMBURGERS, PLEASE.

    說出來,記住,沒有人漢堡任何漢堡,請。

  • SHE KEPT THEM ON SUBJECT, ADMIRABLY.

    她讓他們回到主題上,坦然面對。

  • THE FIRST SUBJECT WAS TRUMP'S CATASTROPHIC COVID RESPONSE,

    第一個主題是特朗普的災難性迴應。

  • WHICH, OF COURSE, WAS A SUBJECT HE DIDN'T WANT TO TOUCH, WHICH

    其中,當然,是一個主題 他不想去碰,其中

  • IS WHY, EARLIER THIS WEEK, HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER SENT A LETTER

    是為什麼,本週早些時候,他的競選經理髮了一封信。

  • TO THE DEBATE COMMISSION COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TOPICS FOR

    向辯論委員會提出申訴的主題的報告

  • NOT BEING FOCUSED MORE ON FOREIGN POLICY.

    沒有把更多的注意力放在外交政策上。

  • OH, I HAVE A NON-COVID QUESTION ON FOREIGN POLICY -- HOW COME

    哦,我有一個關於外交政策的非公開問題 -- -- 怎麼來了?

  • OTHER COUNTRIES WON'T LET US GO THERE ANYMORE?

    其他國家不會再讓我們去那裡了?

  • TRUMP SAYS THAT WE'RE GOING TO GET A VACCINE AND HE'LL GIVE IT

    特朗普說,我們將得到一種疫苗,他會給它。

  • TO EVERYONE FASTER THAN ANY EXPERTS HAVE PREDICTED.

    給大家的速度比任何專家預測的都要快。

  • >> I THINK MY TIMELINE IS GOING TO BE MORE ACCURATE.

    >> 我想我的時間線會更準確。

  • I DON'T KNOW THAT THEY'RE COUNTING ON THE MILITARY THE WAY

    我不知道他們是怎麼算計軍方的

  • THAT I DO, BUT WE HAVE OUR GENERALS LINED UP, ONE IN

    我是這麼想的,但我們的將軍們已經排好了隊,一個個... ...

  • PARTICULAR THAT'S THE HEAD OF LOGISTICS --

    特別是那是物流部的負責人 -- --

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S ONE PARTICULAR GENERAL, HE'S VERY

    >> 史蒂芬:那是一個特殊的將軍,他非常。

  • GOOD AT LOGISTICS.

    善於物流。

  • ALSO, GREAT AT CAR INSURANCE,ER AND HE KNOWS SHAQ, WHO I WILL

    另外,擅長汽車保險,ER和他知道沙克,誰我會

  • HAVE -- AND YES I DIDN'T MAKE A MISTAKE -- I DON'T KNOW MAKE A

    有 - 是的,我沒有犯錯誤 - 我不知道做一個。

  • MISTAKE.

    錯誤。

  • IT'S A LIVE SHOW.

    這是一個現場表演。

  • HOW COULD I MAKE A MISTAKE?

    我怎麼會犯錯誤呢?

  • WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS SHAQ, A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, WILL DROP

    我想說的是沙克,我的一個好朋友,會放棄的

  • THE VACCINE INTO YOUR VEINS.

    疫苗進入你的靜脈。

  • BUT WHAT I MEANT TO SAY -- WE'RE LIVE, RIGHT.

    但我想說的是 -- 我們還活著,對吧。

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • >> Stephen: THE PRESIDENT HAD NUMBERS EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T MAKE

    >> 斯蒂芬:總統有數字,即使他們沒有做。

  • SENSE.

    感。

  • >> 99.9 OF YOUNG PEOPLE RECOVER.

    >> 99.9的年輕人恢復。

  • >> Stephen: WHY DO YOU KEEP BRAGGING ABOUT HOW YOUNG PEOPLE

    >> Stephen:你為什麼一直在吹噓年輕人如何?

  • ARE SAFE?

    是安全的?

  • YOU KNOW OLD PEOPLE THERE THE ONES THAT VOTE, RIGHT?

    你知道老人們在那裡是有投票權的,對嗎?

  • GRANNY, I NEED YOU TO VOTE FOR ME LIKE IT'S THE LAST THING YOU

    奶奶,我需要你投給我,就像這是你最後一次投給我一樣。

  • WILL EVER DO, WHICH, FUN FACT, IT MIGHT BE.

    將永遠做,其中,有趣的事實,它可能是。

  • TRUMP SAID A LOT OF LIES TONIGHT INCLUDING ABOUT THE CITY I'M IN

    特朗普今晚說了很多謊話 包括我所在城市的事

  • RIGHT NOW.

    現在。

  • >> IF YOU GO AND LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENED TO NEW YORK, IT'S A

    >> 如果你去看看發生在紐約的事情,這是一個。

  • GHOST TOWN.

    幽靈鎮:

  • IT'S A GHOST TOWN.

    這是一個鬼城。

  • >> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, WHEN YOU COME TO NEW YORK, THOSE

    >> Stephen:先生。主席,當你來紐約時,這些... ...

  • AREN'T GHOSTS ON THE STREET, THOSE ARE PEOPLE BOOOOOOING YOU!

    這不是街上的鬼魂,那是人們對你的噓噓!

  • TRUMP TALKED ABOUT THE NUMBER ONE SCOURGE OF THE PANDEMIC,

    特朗普談到了潘多拉病的頭號禍害。

  • DINING RESTRICTIONS.

    就餐限制。

  • >> WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT PEOPL PLEXIGLASS, THESE ARE

    >> 當你說到人的複雜性時,這些都是......。

  • RESTAURANTS THAT ARE DYING.

    正在消亡的餐廳。

  • PUTTING UP PLEXIGLASS IS UNBELIEVABLY EXPENSIVE.

    安裝PLEXIGLASS的費用高得令人難以置信。

  • YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE IN A CUBICLE WRAPPED AROUND IN

    你要坐在那裡的一個立方體裡,圍在一起。

  • PLASTIC.

    塑膠:

  • >> Stephen: TRUMP DOESN'T WANT TO BE WRAPPED IN PLASTIC.

    >> 斯蒂芬:特朗普不想被包在塑膠袋裡。

  • IT KILLS A FEELING AND FIT BREAKS YOU WIND UP WITH AN ERIC.

    它殺死了一種感覺,並適合打破你風與埃裡克。

  • THE SUBJECT TURNED TO FOREIGN ELECTION INTERFERENCE.

    議題轉向外國干涉選舉。

  • AND WHEN BIDEN ANSWERED HE CHOSE HIS WORDS CAREFULLY.

    而當BIDEN回答時,他謹慎地選擇了他的話語。

  • >> WE ARE IN A SITUATION WHERE WE HAVE FOREIGN COMPANIES --

    >> 我們現在的情況是,我們有外國公司 -- --

  • COUNTRIES TRYING TO INTERFERE IN THE OUTCOME OF OUR ELECTION.

    試圖干涉我們選舉結果的國家。

  • HIS OWN NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR TOLD THEM THAT WHAT IS

    他自己的國家安全顧問告訴他們,什麼是國家安全?

  • HAPPENING WITH HIS BUDDY -- WELL, I SHOULDN'T -- WELL, I

    發生與他的朋友 - 好吧,我不應該 - 好吧,我。

  • WILL -- HIS BUDDY, RUDY GIULIANI >> Stephen: INCIDENTALLY, I

    WILL -- 他的朋友 RUDY GIULIANI >> Stephen:偶然地,我

  • SHOULDN'T -- I WILL -- IS ALSO WHAT RUDY SAID TO HIMSELF IN

    不應該... 我會... 也是RUDIDY對自己說的話,在

  • THAT HOTEL ROOM.

    那個酒店的房間。

  • REGARDING PERSONAL TAXES, BIDEN DISTINGUISHED HIMSELF FROM

    關於個人所得稅,比登脫離了自己的身份。

  • TRUMP.

    特朗普:

  • >> I RELEASED ALL OF MY TAX RETURNS, 22 YEARS, GO LOOK ATSA

    >> 我公佈了我所有的退稅單,22年了,去看看ATSA吧

  • THEM.

    他們。

  • >> Stephen: MAYBE LATER.

    >> Stephen:也許會晚一些。

  • I MEAN, I HATE WATCHING TRUMP, BUT NOT ENOUGH TO READ TWO

    我的意思是,我討厭看特朗普,但還沒到能讀兩本的程度

  • DECADES OF ITEMIZED AMTRAK TICKETS.

    幾十年來,項目化的AMTRAK車票。

  • WHEN TRUMP TRIED TO PAINT BIDEN AS CORRUPT THE B.P. HIT BACK.

    當特朗普試圖把比登描繪成腐敗的時候,B.P.進行了反擊。

  • >> RELEASE YOUR TAX RETURN AND TALK ABOUT CORRUPTION.

    >> 公佈你的納稅申報,談談腐敗問題。

  • >> Stephen: YOU JUST GOT AUDIT, JACK!

    >> Stephen:你剛剛得到審計,傑克!

  • PUT THAT IN YOUR W2 AND DEDUCT IT!

    把它寫進你的W2,然後扣掉它!

  • COME ON!

    來吧!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) PUT THALSO SAID -- OH, BOY.

    (笑)莆田也說 - 哦,男孩。

  • TRUMP ALSO SAID THAT THE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS TAX

    特朗普還說,關於他的稅款資訊

  • RETURNS WAS MISLEADING.

    返回是誤導。

  • >> I PRE-PAID MY TAX.

    >> 我預付了我的稅款。

  • TENS -- OVER THE LAST NUMBER OF YEARS, TENS OF MILLIONS OF

    在過去的幾年裡,數以千萬計的人都在為自己的利益而努力。

  • DOLLARS I PRE-PAID.

    我預付的美元。

  • >> Stephen: I ALSO PRE-PAID STORMY DANIELS TO SHUT UP MONTHS

    >> Stephen:我也預付STORMY DANIELS閉嘴的幾個月。

  • BEFORE SHE SPANKED ME.

    在她打我屁股之前

  • IT'S AN INSTALLMENT PLAN.

    這是一個安裝計劃。

  • TRUMP TRIED TO DEFEND HIS PERSONAL FINANCES.

    特朗普試圖為他的個人融資辯護。

  • >> I HAVE MANY BANK ACCOUNTS AND THEY'RE ALL LISTED AND THEY'RE

    >> 我有很多銀行賬戶,它們都在名單上,而且它們是

  • ALL OVER THE PLACE.

    到處都是。

  • I MEAN, I WAS A BUSINESS MAN DOING BUSINESS.

    我是說,我是一個做生意的人,做的是生意。

  • >> Stephen: TRUMP SOUNDS LIKE THREE KIDS STACKED IN A TRENCH

    >> 史蒂芬: 特朗普的聲音就像三個孩子被關在櫃子裡一樣。

  • COAT PRETENDING TO BE AN ADULT.

    大衣假裝是成年人。

  • I'M LIKE A BUSINESS MAN DOING BUSINESS.

    我就像一個做生意的人在做生意。

  • I LOVE OFFICE AND EAT TAXES WITH MY COFFEE.

    我喜歡辦公室,喝著咖啡吃著稅。

  • THREE TICKETS FOR THE BOOBIE MOVIE, PLEASE.

    三張電影票,請。

  • AND IN RESPONSE TO TRUMP'S ATTACKS ON BIDEN'S FAMILY, IT

    而對於特朗普對比登家人的攻擊,它:

  • FINALLY HAPPENED.

    終於發生了。

  • >> THERE'S A REASON WHY HE'S BRINGING UP ALL THIS MALARKEY.

    >> 他之所以提出這些馬拉基,是有原因的。

  • >> Stephen: BOOM!

    >> Stephen:轟!

  • THE FIRST MALARKEY OF THE NIGHT!

    今晚的第一隻馬拉基!

  • HOLD ON, LET'S JUST CHECK MY PUNCH CARD HERE.

    等一下,讓我們只是檢查我的PUNCH卡在這裡。

  • I'VE GOT THE FREQUENT MALARKEY CARD RIGHT THERE.

    我已經得到了經常馬拉基卡就在那裡。

  • THAT'S NUMBER ONE.

    這是第一條。

  • FIVE MORE.

    五更。

  • AND I GET A FREE SUB.

    我得到一個免費的潛艇。

  • BIDEN UNVEILED SOME BIG NEWS ABOUT HEALTHCARE.

    BIDEN公佈了一些關於衛生保健的重大消息。

  • >> WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IS PASS ObamaCare WITH A PUBLIC OPTION

    >> 我要做的是通過奧巴馬醫保的公共選擇。

  • AND BECOME BIDENCARE.

    併成為比登科。

  • >> Stephen: YES, BIDENCARE, JUST LIKE ObamaCare, BUT I'M

    >> 史蒂芬:是的,BIDENCARE,就像奧巴馬醫保,但我。

  • GOING TO GUESS WAY BETTERe DENTAL.

    去猜測更好的方式e牙科。

  • WELKER ASKED TRUMP WHAT HE WANTED TO HAVE TO REPLACE

    WELKER問特朗普想用什麼來代替?

  • ObamaCare, AND HERE WAS HIS ANSWER.

    奧巴馬醫保,這是他的回答。

  • >> SO I'D LIKE TO TERMINATE ObamaCare, COME UP WITH A

    >> 所以,我想終止奧巴馬醫保,想出一個。

  • BRAND-NEW BEAUTIFUL HEALTHCARE.

    全新的美麗保健。

  • >> Stephen: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

    >> Stephen:堅持下去,堅持下去。

  • THE DETAILS -- BEAUTIFUL, HEALTHCARE, AND THAT'S ALL,

    細節 -- 美麗的,健康的,這就是全部。

  • BRAND-NE OKAY, THANK YOU.

    好吧,謝謝你。

  • TRUMP TRIED TO CALL BIDEN'S BLUE-COLLAR ROOTS IN SCRANTON,

    特朗普試圖在斯克蘭頓給比登的藍領根基打電話。

  • PENNSYLVANIA INTO QUESTION.

    賓夕法尼亞州的問題:

  • >> HE DOESN'T COME FROM SCRANTON.

    >> 他不是從斯蘭頓來的。

  • >> Stephen: DID HE JUST SHOW ME THE LONG FORM BIRTH

    >> 史蒂芬:他是不是給我看了長表的出生。

  • CERTIFICATE JOE BIDEN?

    證書喬比登?

  • WHERE DO YOU THINK HE'S FROM, NAIROBI'S BIG IRISH CATHOLIC

    你覺得他從哪裡來,奈洛比的愛爾蘭大教派?

  • NEIGHBORHOOD?

    鄰里關係?

  • THEN TURNED TO THE TRAGEDY OF THE CHILDREN TRUMP T TRUMP

    然後轉向了孩子們的悲劇 特朗普 T 特朗普

  • ADMINISTRATION TOOK FROM THE PARENTS AT THE SOUTHERN BORDER.

    管理部門從南邊界的家長那裡得到了。

  • >> THE UNITED STATES CAN'T LOCATE THE PARENTS OF MORE THAN

    >> 美國無法確定超過10人的父母的位置

  • 500 CHILDREN.

    500名兒童;

  • HOW WILL THEY BE REUNITED.

    他們將如何重逢。

  • >> WE'RE WORKING ON IT.

    >> 我們正在努力。

  • WE'RE TRYING VERY HARD.

    我們正在努力。

  • >> Stephen: WELL DONE, MR. PRESIDENT.

    >> Stephen:幹得好,先生。主席:

  • YOU MANAGED TO SUMMON ALL URGENCY AND RESOLVE OF A GUY

    你設法總結所有的緊急和決議的一個傢伙。

  • LOOKING UNDER THE COUCH FOR THE TV REMOTE.

    在椅子下面找電視遙控器。

  • TRUMP THEN DID AN INSANE THING AND TRIED TO DEFEND THE BORDER

    特朗普就做了一件瘋狂的事,試圖保衛邊界。

  • DETENTION CENTERS FOR KIDS.

    兒童拘留所;

  • >> THEY ARE SO WELL TAKEN CARE OF, THEY'RE IN FACILITIES THAT

    >> 他們得到了很好的照顧,他們在設施中,。

  • WERE SO CLEAN -- >> Stephen: YES, THEY STOLE

    他們很乾淨 -- >> 史蒂芬:是的,他們偷了。

  • THE CHILDREN, BUT THE WAREHOUSE THEY STORE THEM IN IS SO CLEAN

    孩子們,但他們存放孩子的倉庫很乾淨。

  • YOU COULD EAT OFF THE FLOOR, WHICH THEY DO, 'CAUSE THERE'S NO

    你可以在地板上吃東西,他們就是這樣做的,因為這裡沒有。

  • FURNITURE.

    傢俱:

  • TRUMP SEEMED TO GET SPOOKED AS THE NIGHT WENT ON, AND STARTED

    特朗普似乎得到了驚嚇,因為晚上繼續,並開始。

  • PLAYING SOME OF THE CLASSICS, LIKE IMMIGRANTS ARE SCARY.

    玩一些經典的,像移民是可怕的。

  • >> CATCH AND RELEASE IS A DISASTER.

    >> 捕捉和釋放是一個災難。

  • A MURDERER WOULD COME IN, A RAPIST WOULD COME IN, A VERY BAD

    凶手會進來,強姦犯會進來,一個非常糟糕的。

  • PERSON WOULD COME IN -- >> Stephen: UH-HUH, IMMIGRANTS

    人會進來 -- >> Stephen:UH-HUH, IMMIGRANTS(移民)

  • ARE MURDERERS AND RAPISTS.

    是殺人犯和強姦犯。

  • THTRUMP'S CLOSING WITH THE LINE OPENED THE ENTIRE NIGHTMARE WITH

    THTRUMP與線的閉幕,開啟了整個夜晚與。

  • IT.

    IT:

  • JIM, LET'S COMPLETE THE ENTIRE CIRCLE.

    吉姆,讓我們把整個圈子都走完。

  • GOODBYE SIR?

    再見,先生?

  • SEE YOU AT THE TRIBUNALS!

    我們在三聯展上見!

  • TRUMP MADE AN AUDACIOUS CLAIM ABILITY HIS TRACK RECORD ON

    特朗普提出了一個聽起來很有能力的說法,他的業績記錄在

  • RACE.

    種族:

  • >> I AM THE LEAST RACIST PERSON.

    >> 我是最沒有種族歧視的人。

  • I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT'S SO DARK.

    我甚至看不到觀眾,因為太黑了。

  • >> Stephen: THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF BLACK PEOPLE ANDD

    >> 斯蒂芬:有各種各樣的黑人和D。

  • MEXICANS HIDING OUT THERE IN THE DARK COULD BE, I DON'T KNOW,

    墨西哥人躲在黑暗中,可能是,我不知道。

  • PLOTTING AND PLANNING AND WAITING TO POUNCE AND I WOULDN'T

    策劃和計劃,並等待撲滅,我不會

  • EVEN KNOW BECAUSE I'M SO NOT RACIST.

    甚至知道,因為我不是種族主義者。

  • THEN BIDEN GAVE AN IMPASSIONED CLOSING ARGUMENT.

    然後,比登發表了熱情洋溢的結束語。

  • >> I REPRESENT ALL OF YOUNNING A WHETHER YOU VOTED FOR ME OR

    >> 我代表全體永寧人,無論你是投我的票還是投我的票。

  • AGAINST ME AND I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE REPRESENTED.

    反對我,我會確保你的代表權。

  • I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU HOPE, WE'RE GOING TO MOVE, CHOOSE

    我要給你希望,我們要移動,選擇。

  • SCIENCE OVER FICTION.

    科學勝過小說。

  • >> Stephen: SCIENCE OVER

    >> 史蒂芬: 科學至上

  • FIGURES, EGGS OVER EASIY.

    圖,雞蛋過EASIY。

  • MOONS OVER MY HAMMY!E ROOTY TOOTY!

    我的漢米上的月亮!

  • RICH AND FRUITY!

    豐富而多汁!

  • THAT'S I-HOP, RIGHT?

    這就是I-HOP,對吧?

  • THAT'S A HUGE INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT.

    這是一個巨大的國際事件。

  • OF COURSE, THE BIG QUESTION, WHO WON THE DEBATE.

    當然,最大的問題是,誰贏得了辯論。

  • DR. JILL BIDEN WITH AN AMAZING MATCHING MASK DRESS ENSEMBLE.

    JILL BIDEN博士與一個匹配的面具禮服ENSEMBLE。

  • I'M A SUCKER FOR FLORAL PLINTS OR ANY KIND OF COORDINATED PLAN.

    我是一個吸吮者的花線或任何形式的協調計劃。

  • AND THAT'S THAT.

    就是這樣。

  • THE FINALUPLE DEBATE.

    最後的辯論。

  • AND AMERICANS HAVE A TOUGH CHOICE TO MAKE NOW.

    而美國人現在要做出艱難的選擇。

  • DO THEY VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN ON NOVEMBER 3?

    他們會在11月3日投票給喬-比登嗎?

  • OR DO THEY VOTE FOR HIM EARLY BECAUSE THE ULTIMATE MUTE BUTTON

    還是他們早早地就投給他,因為終極靜音按鈕。

  • IS IN YOUR HANDS.

    是在你的手中。

  • >> BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH.

    >>BLAH,BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH。

  • >> Stephen: NO, GO AWAY!

    >> Stephen:不,走開!

  • GET BACK!CA WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

    回來!CA我們為你準備了一場精彩的演出。

  • TONIGHT.

    今晚。

  • NEW YORK GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO IS HERE.

    紐約州州長安德魯-庫莫在這裡。

  • STICK AROUND.

    堅持下去。

>> Stephen: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO "A LATE SHOW."

>> Stephen:歡迎大家來到 "深夜秀"。

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